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Summary: Letters between Tonks and her least-favourite uncle: Lucius Malfoy as he spends some time in Azkaban...
My Uncle The Murderer
Part Two
Dear Lucius,
Very supportive of you. Eight weeks time? I wish they'd keep you there for good, you deserve it. I told Aunt Narcissa when you'd be home. She said to tell you not to bother coming back at all. And she says: "If I so much as see you again I'll ensure you never have any more children, you idiotic blonde rat." So I don't suppose you'll be getting that catered dinner will you? And if you're going for the sympathy vote with the lack of food it won't work on any of us here either.
I passed on your messages. Remus (who is, by the way, ten times the man you are) says to get stuffed and Mad-Eye says he'll see that enormous head of yours coming a mile away. And he's not going to tell you how to get rid of his little reminder for Draco. I suppose it must be an eyesore. From what you say it doesn't sound as though you've seen it; then again, I can't really imagine you of all people caring that much. Arthur says you'll never get your old job back if he can help it.
And I wouldn't waste my time tracking you down, unless you really are going to come after us. Remus would also like to know if you've heard from any of the Black family, as he's heard word of the next reunion.
Regards,
Tonks (stop calling me Nymphadora dammit)
p.s. My hair is pink. Why do you care?
Thanks to reviewers.
Note to Marky - The Lupin explanation comes in the next chapter :D
Summary: Letters between Tonks and her least-favourite uncle: Lucius Malfoy as he spends some time in Azkaban...
My Uncle The Murderer
Part Two
Dear Lucius,
Very supportive of you. Eight weeks time? I wish they'd keep you there for good, you deserve it. I told Aunt Narcissa when you'd be home. She said to tell you not to bother coming back at all. And she says: "If I so much as see you again I'll ensure you never have any more children, you idiotic blonde rat." So I don't suppose you'll be getting that catered dinner will you? And if you're going for the sympathy vote with the lack of food it won't work on any of us here either.
I passed on your messages. Remus (who is, by the way, ten times the man you are) says to get stuffed and Mad-Eye says he'll see that enormous head of yours coming a mile away. And he's not going to tell you how to get rid of his little reminder for Draco. I suppose it must be an eyesore. From what you say it doesn't sound as though you've seen it; then again, I can't really imagine you of all people caring that much. Arthur says you'll never get your old job back if he can help it.
And I wouldn't waste my time tracking you down, unless you really are going to come after us. Remus would also like to know if you've heard from any of the Black family, as he's heard word of the next reunion.
Regards,
Tonks (stop calling me Nymphadora dammit)
p.s. My hair is pink. Why do you care?
Thanks to reviewers.
Note to Marky - The Lupin explanation comes in the next chapter :D