Disclaimer: I do not own Artemis Fowl because I am not Eoin Colfer. HA!
Now none of you can sue me! *Sticks tongue out*
A/N: I want everyone who reads my fics to go read Ophelia if insane's fics too, she helped me a lot.
RED MOON KREE HAS ALLOWED ME TO USE HER GROWTH POTION, SO NO ELVES IN MY STORY ARE SHORT EXCEPT FOR MULCH DIGGUMS, CAUSE I LIKE HIM SHORT. ; - )
A/N: THIS IS IMPORTANT. IT HAS BEEN A HALF HOUR SINCE AIDAN WAS CAPTURED.
Chapter 13
"Where is your brother?" Root demanded, staring at the blue-eyed, black- haired girl in front of him.
The girl was rubbing her temples, but than she stopped and looked at him. "What brother?" She asked innocently.
Root face turned a dark hue of purple. "THE BROTHER THAT YOU CAME HERE WITH!"
"I don't have a brother," the girl replied calmly. "You must be mistaken."
If Holly was ever to pick a time when she thought that Root's heart was going to explode, it would be now.
"I AM NOT MISTAKEN!" roared Root. "YOU CAME HERE WITH A MUD BOY, AND I WANT TO KNOW WHERE HE IS!"
"You really need to watch your temper," said Aidan, then she shook her finger at him with a frown, "remember your blood pressure."
At this point Holly had to jump in front of the commander to keep him from killing Aidan.
~*~
Brian walked confidently into the computer room. He immediately sat at the largest computer and began accessing the files.
Right when he was about to try his luck at the passwords his chair shook and tipped completely unto it's side.
"What the...." In the place where his chair had been, there was a small bearded man who had just jumped out of the ground with his arms waving in the air triumphantly.
"I'm free! I'm free!" He chanted, then he looked around the room and his arms fell to his sides. "I'm free in LEP headquarters, great. I am getting to old for this."
Brian almost groaned. Great, he thought, without Kyle I have to do my own muscle work.
Brian looked around and saw a plastic bag lying on the ground. He assumed that the custodian had been changing the garbage when the attack started and immediately ran for cover.
He silently crawled towards the bag while the strange creature debated with himself on whether to wreak havoc in the LEP headquarters or just leave.
Brian turned around quickly and pulled the little creature into the bag.
"Hey!" cried the creature. "Let me go! Let me go! I know my rights!"
Brian held the bag shut as he jerked his head around the room looking for rope.
~*~
Root cursed in gnomish as he pushed Aidan to where the Fowls and the Butlers were being held, with Holly on their heels.
"Aidan!" cried Artemis when they entered. "Where's Brian?"
Again Root's face darkened.
"We've been trying to get her to tell us that, but she won't," explained Holly as Root again started swearing.
"Aidan, tell them where Brian is," Artemis ordered.
Aidan glared at Artemis and said, "I don't have a brother."
Artemis sighed, "look Aidan, we all know that you have a brother, so just tell us where he is."
"Actually dad, you don't know that I have a brother," said Aidan in a matter-of-factly. "See when we were born, you weren't there. For all you know Brian is of no relation to us."
"Aidan," this time is was Amber who spoke. "Artemis may not have been there, but see I was. I know that you have a brother."
Aidan turned to Amber with a puzzled look on her face. "Do I know you?"
Artemis let out an exasperated sigh.
~*~
Mulch Diggums tumbled out of the plastic bag, cord tied around his wrists and ankles.
"You evil little mud boy!" cried Mulch as he looked at Brian. "Artemis! I thought that you and I were friends!"
"I don't know you, how could we be friends?" Brian's eyes were puzzled. "And how do you know my first name?"
"You do too know me! You helped me with my dwarf gas!"
Brian's confusion turned to being disgusted. "Your what?!"
"You know, when we..." then a look of understanding crossed Mulch's round face. "You can't be Artemis, he would be an adult by now."
Brian smiled. "You thought that I was my father?"
"Your father... d'arvit," said Mulch. "When the greatest enemy of the LEP starts reproducing, it means the end of us all."
Brian smiled even wider. He liked this creature.
A/N: I want everyone who reads my fics to go read Ophelia if insane's fics too, she helped me a lot.
RED MOON KREE HAS ALLOWED ME TO USE HER GROWTH POTION, SO NO ELVES IN MY STORY ARE SHORT EXCEPT FOR MULCH DIGGUMS, CAUSE I LIKE HIM SHORT. ; - )
A/N: THIS IS IMPORTANT. IT HAS BEEN A HALF HOUR SINCE AIDAN WAS CAPTURED.
Chapter 13
"Where is your brother?" Root demanded, staring at the blue-eyed, black- haired girl in front of him.
The girl was rubbing her temples, but than she stopped and looked at him. "What brother?" She asked innocently.
Root face turned a dark hue of purple. "THE BROTHER THAT YOU CAME HERE WITH!"
"I don't have a brother," the girl replied calmly. "You must be mistaken."
If Holly was ever to pick a time when she thought that Root's heart was going to explode, it would be now.
"I AM NOT MISTAKEN!" roared Root. "YOU CAME HERE WITH A MUD BOY, AND I WANT TO KNOW WHERE HE IS!"
"You really need to watch your temper," said Aidan, then she shook her finger at him with a frown, "remember your blood pressure."
At this point Holly had to jump in front of the commander to keep him from killing Aidan.
~*~
Brian walked confidently into the computer room. He immediately sat at the largest computer and began accessing the files.
Right when he was about to try his luck at the passwords his chair shook and tipped completely unto it's side.
"What the...." In the place where his chair had been, there was a small bearded man who had just jumped out of the ground with his arms waving in the air triumphantly.
"I'm free! I'm free!" He chanted, then he looked around the room and his arms fell to his sides. "I'm free in LEP headquarters, great. I am getting to old for this."
Brian almost groaned. Great, he thought, without Kyle I have to do my own muscle work.
Brian looked around and saw a plastic bag lying on the ground. He assumed that the custodian had been changing the garbage when the attack started and immediately ran for cover.
He silently crawled towards the bag while the strange creature debated with himself on whether to wreak havoc in the LEP headquarters or just leave.
Brian turned around quickly and pulled the little creature into the bag.
"Hey!" cried the creature. "Let me go! Let me go! I know my rights!"
Brian held the bag shut as he jerked his head around the room looking for rope.
~*~
Root cursed in gnomish as he pushed Aidan to where the Fowls and the Butlers were being held, with Holly on their heels.
"Aidan!" cried Artemis when they entered. "Where's Brian?"
Again Root's face darkened.
"We've been trying to get her to tell us that, but she won't," explained Holly as Root again started swearing.
"Aidan, tell them where Brian is," Artemis ordered.
Aidan glared at Artemis and said, "I don't have a brother."
Artemis sighed, "look Aidan, we all know that you have a brother, so just tell us where he is."
"Actually dad, you don't know that I have a brother," said Aidan in a matter-of-factly. "See when we were born, you weren't there. For all you know Brian is of no relation to us."
"Aidan," this time is was Amber who spoke. "Artemis may not have been there, but see I was. I know that you have a brother."
Aidan turned to Amber with a puzzled look on her face. "Do I know you?"
Artemis let out an exasperated sigh.
~*~
Mulch Diggums tumbled out of the plastic bag, cord tied around his wrists and ankles.
"You evil little mud boy!" cried Mulch as he looked at Brian. "Artemis! I thought that you and I were friends!"
"I don't know you, how could we be friends?" Brian's eyes were puzzled. "And how do you know my first name?"
"You do too know me! You helped me with my dwarf gas!"
Brian's confusion turned to being disgusted. "Your what?!"
"You know, when we..." then a look of understanding crossed Mulch's round face. "You can't be Artemis, he would be an adult by now."
Brian smiled. "You thought that I was my father?"
"Your father... d'arvit," said Mulch. "When the greatest enemy of the LEP starts reproducing, it means the end of us all."
Brian smiled even wider. He liked this creature.