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Summary: Letters between Tonks and her least-favourite uncle: Lucius Malfoy as he spends some time in Azkaban...
My Uncle The Murderer
Part Three
Tonks,
Only seven weeks to go now. I thought I might annoy you with another letter. Narcissa doesn't want me back? Excellent. I have much more important things to do than play the doting husband. If you do happen to speak to your aunt again let her know the "idiotic blonde rat" considers himself divorced. And no, I wont be getting that dinner. At least not from her. Forgive me for stating the obvious regarding the dismal ammount of food here too.
Tell Remus (who is also ten times the wolf I am) to eat Mad-Eye next full-moon. I'm glad he's not telling Narcissa how to get rid of the ferret fur, serves her right for disowning her husband. She hates even looking at it so I hope Draco starts sunbathing more often to annoy her. You're right; I dont care about people that much. As you can well see they don't care about me either.
Don't make me laugh! Weasley stop me getting back into the Ministry? Thank you Tonks for the highlight of my day.
I am coming to hunt you rabble down, so I'll see you in seven weeks. And why, might I ask, is Remus attending the next Black family reunion? It's not as though he's even related to any of them! Just because Sirius's mother saw his "potential" (whatever that was supposed to mean)... I mean, how could she have possibly liked him more than me? I'm as malicious as they come, aren't I? You're frightfully honest with me Tonks, let me know if I'm getting less vindictive.
Come to think of it, even you said he was ten times the man I am. What is the facination with the grey old wolf? Please tell me next time you write.
Constantly Malicious,
Lucius
p.s. I happen to prefer your hair when it's brown, that's all.
Thanks to all my reviwers. Keep reviewing so I know I'm going the right way with this story! :D
Note to Marky Again - Hope the explanation worked out :)
Summary: Letters between Tonks and her least-favourite uncle: Lucius Malfoy as he spends some time in Azkaban...
My Uncle The Murderer
Part Three
Tonks,
Only seven weeks to go now. I thought I might annoy you with another letter. Narcissa doesn't want me back? Excellent. I have much more important things to do than play the doting husband. If you do happen to speak to your aunt again let her know the "idiotic blonde rat" considers himself divorced. And no, I wont be getting that dinner. At least not from her. Forgive me for stating the obvious regarding the dismal ammount of food here too.
Tell Remus (who is also ten times the wolf I am) to eat Mad-Eye next full-moon. I'm glad he's not telling Narcissa how to get rid of the ferret fur, serves her right for disowning her husband. She hates even looking at it so I hope Draco starts sunbathing more often to annoy her. You're right; I dont care about people that much. As you can well see they don't care about me either.
Don't make me laugh! Weasley stop me getting back into the Ministry? Thank you Tonks for the highlight of my day.
I am coming to hunt you rabble down, so I'll see you in seven weeks. And why, might I ask, is Remus attending the next Black family reunion? It's not as though he's even related to any of them! Just because Sirius's mother saw his "potential" (whatever that was supposed to mean)... I mean, how could she have possibly liked him more than me? I'm as malicious as they come, aren't I? You're frightfully honest with me Tonks, let me know if I'm getting less vindictive.
Come to think of it, even you said he was ten times the man I am. What is the facination with the grey old wolf? Please tell me next time you write.
Constantly Malicious,
Lucius
p.s. I happen to prefer your hair when it's brown, that's all.
Thanks to all my reviwers. Keep reviewing so I know I'm going the right way with this story! :D
Note to Marky Again - Hope the explanation worked out :)