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Summary: Letters between Tonks and her least-favourite uncle: Lucius Malfoy as he spends some time in Azkaban...
My Uncle The Murderer
Part Four
Lucius,
Mission accomplished. You can stop annoying me any time now. I'm certain you've got better things to do than live at your lavish mansion and spend money on your family. Doting husband? You? You're making me laugh now Lucius! Excuse me while my sides spilt...
And I hope they starve you too.
I can assure you Remus wont be eating anybody come the full moon time. And he happens to be a wonderful human being who is kind, sensitive and very humble (sounds like the opposite of a certain someone I know). Perhaps you could learn from him. And just maybe the "grey old wolf" has something you don't...
Anyway it's not his fault if Sirius's mother took a liking to him. She could see the dark in him... And before you even think anything that is not a good sign... He likes to go though, to see the good side of the family when they feel brave enough to turn up...
Oh I feel so sorry for you Lucius. Being disowned and not cared about... Poor, poor you... (It's really difficult to write sarcastically on parchment, isn't it?) You're welcome for the highlight of your day but Arthur's really serious about this and he's gotten a lot more credability since the attack on the Ministry.
I look forward to capturing you again Lucius. Trust me, the guys here wont be as forgiving as I am. Of course you're not getting less vindictive either. If you were I wouldn't keep writing. I like arguing with awkward people, it's like a hobby.
Constantly Annoyed (with you, that is),
Tonks
p.s. Thanks but I prefer not to take advice from guys who have blonde hair right down to their backsides.
Thanks to all my reviwers. Hope you're all still enjoying the story! :D
Summary: Letters between Tonks and her least-favourite uncle: Lucius Malfoy as he spends some time in Azkaban...
My Uncle The Murderer
Part Four
Lucius,
Mission accomplished. You can stop annoying me any time now. I'm certain you've got better things to do than live at your lavish mansion and spend money on your family. Doting husband? You? You're making me laugh now Lucius! Excuse me while my sides spilt...
And I hope they starve you too.
I can assure you Remus wont be eating anybody come the full moon time. And he happens to be a wonderful human being who is kind, sensitive and very humble (sounds like the opposite of a certain someone I know). Perhaps you could learn from him. And just maybe the "grey old wolf" has something you don't...
Anyway it's not his fault if Sirius's mother took a liking to him. She could see the dark in him... And before you even think anything that is not a good sign... He likes to go though, to see the good side of the family when they feel brave enough to turn up...
Oh I feel so sorry for you Lucius. Being disowned and not cared about... Poor, poor you... (It's really difficult to write sarcastically on parchment, isn't it?) You're welcome for the highlight of your day but Arthur's really serious about this and he's gotten a lot more credability since the attack on the Ministry.
I look forward to capturing you again Lucius. Trust me, the guys here wont be as forgiving as I am. Of course you're not getting less vindictive either. If you were I wouldn't keep writing. I like arguing with awkward people, it's like a hobby.
Constantly Annoyed (with you, that is),
Tonks
p.s. Thanks but I prefer not to take advice from guys who have blonde hair right down to their backsides.
Thanks to all my reviwers. Hope you're all still enjoying the story! :D