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Summary: Letters between Tonks and her least-favourite uncle: Lucius Malfoy as he spends some time in Azkaban...
My Uncle The Murderer
Part Five
Tonks,
I like annoying you and you like arguing with me, so why spoil what works so well?
Naturally I meant hunting you down as better things to do. And there aren't any Black family reunions, since so many of the darling family are in Azkaban now. Most of them have gone mad so I don't get much conversation out of them. Thank goodness I only have six weeks to go.
"And I hope they starve you too." - Thanks for that, oh favourite niece of mine...
It's a shame Lupin wont be eating anyone this month.... Wonderful human being? Kind? Sensitive? Humble? You've clearly never duelled him. He's relentless, ruthless and downright cruel (sounds oddly familiar). I'm sure I could learn from him; if I wanted to become a professional idiot. To quote you: "And just maybe the "grey old wolf" has something you don't..." I'd like to know exactly what he has that I dont. According to the Hogwarts girls of my year I was absolutely perfect.
I'm terribly sorry that you can't sympathize with me. When you get married (if anyone would marry a half-blood in this day and age) and your husband leaves you (which he undoubtedly will) don't expect me to feel sorry for you.
You wont catch me,
Lucius
p.s. Don't bother writing back again.
Thanks to all my reviwers. Taken a bit of a dark twist but this is going to get lighter again next chapter! :D Keep reviewing!
Summary: Letters between Tonks and her least-favourite uncle: Lucius Malfoy as he spends some time in Azkaban...
My Uncle The Murderer
Part Five
Tonks,
I like annoying you and you like arguing with me, so why spoil what works so well?
Naturally I meant hunting you down as better things to do. And there aren't any Black family reunions, since so many of the darling family are in Azkaban now. Most of them have gone mad so I don't get much conversation out of them. Thank goodness I only have six weeks to go.
"And I hope they starve you too." - Thanks for that, oh favourite niece of mine...
It's a shame Lupin wont be eating anyone this month.... Wonderful human being? Kind? Sensitive? Humble? You've clearly never duelled him. He's relentless, ruthless and downright cruel (sounds oddly familiar). I'm sure I could learn from him; if I wanted to become a professional idiot. To quote you: "And just maybe the "grey old wolf" has something you don't..." I'd like to know exactly what he has that I dont. According to the Hogwarts girls of my year I was absolutely perfect.
I'm terribly sorry that you can't sympathize with me. When you get married (if anyone would marry a half-blood in this day and age) and your husband leaves you (which he undoubtedly will) don't expect me to feel sorry for you.
You wont catch me,
Lucius
p.s. Don't bother writing back again.
Thanks to all my reviwers. Taken a bit of a dark twist but this is going to get lighter again next chapter! :D Keep reviewing!