Author's note: This story was created out of lack of anything better to
do. It makes no sense and is infected with terminal stupidity, so don't
bother trying to make sense of it. Just read and have fun.
Disclaimer:
Kim: I don't own Inu-Yasha or any of its characters.or e-bay
Amanda: Well, that was to the point
Kim: Of course it was. People don't want to spend a bunch of time reading long-winded disclaimers.they already know the jist of it.
Amanda: Well, I think you should mention that you don't own me either.
Kim: Fine, I don't own Amanda either
Amanda: Or any of the other random people that might appear in this story.
Kim: or any of the other.hey! Is this your disclaimer or mine?!
Amanda: ^_^ gotta go! *dashes off*
Kim: -_- anyway.on with the show.
Part One: Reality Bites
*scene: Kim's living room* *Amanda walks in, carrying an enormous machine covered in blinking, multi- colored lights and drops it on to Kim's coffee table with a bone-jarring crunch*
Kim: What the heck is that?
Amanda: *with a confident smile* It's an inter-reality teleporter
Kim: 0_o come again?
Amanda: Well, you said you wanted to go on a vacation right? With this thing, all you do is plug it into your VCR, pop in a tape, and you can go anywhere that you want.
Kim: Where the hell did you get it?
Amanda: E-bay.*innocent grin*
Kim: .wait a minute.I think I know where you're going with this.
Amanda: ^_^
*with a flourish, Amanda produces a tape labeled "Inu-Yasha episodes* and pops it into the machine*
Kim: I don't think this is such a good idea.
Amanda: *plugging the machine into Kim's VCR* aw come on Kimi-chan, the manual says that it's perfectly harmless *waves the manual under Kim's nose and then stuffs it into her pocket, then hands Kim a large remote* Just push play!
*Kim hesitantly pushes the "play" button. There is a bright flash, and then everything goes dark*
Disclaimer:
Kim: I don't own Inu-Yasha or any of its characters.or e-bay
Amanda: Well, that was to the point
Kim: Of course it was. People don't want to spend a bunch of time reading long-winded disclaimers.they already know the jist of it.
Amanda: Well, I think you should mention that you don't own me either.
Kim: Fine, I don't own Amanda either
Amanda: Or any of the other random people that might appear in this story.
Kim: or any of the other.hey! Is this your disclaimer or mine?!
Amanda: ^_^ gotta go! *dashes off*
Kim: -_- anyway.on with the show.
Part One: Reality Bites
*scene: Kim's living room* *Amanda walks in, carrying an enormous machine covered in blinking, multi- colored lights and drops it on to Kim's coffee table with a bone-jarring crunch*
Kim: What the heck is that?
Amanda: *with a confident smile* It's an inter-reality teleporter
Kim: 0_o come again?
Amanda: Well, you said you wanted to go on a vacation right? With this thing, all you do is plug it into your VCR, pop in a tape, and you can go anywhere that you want.
Kim: Where the hell did you get it?
Amanda: E-bay.*innocent grin*
Kim: .wait a minute.I think I know where you're going with this.
Amanda: ^_^
*with a flourish, Amanda produces a tape labeled "Inu-Yasha episodes* and pops it into the machine*
Kim: I don't think this is such a good idea.
Amanda: *plugging the machine into Kim's VCR* aw come on Kimi-chan, the manual says that it's perfectly harmless *waves the manual under Kim's nose and then stuffs it into her pocket, then hands Kim a large remote* Just push play!
*Kim hesitantly pushes the "play" button. There is a bright flash, and then everything goes dark*