Part 2: Fool's Fairytale
*scene, an open, slightly hilly field. Our heroes lie in a jumbled heap in the grass*
Kim: *groan* ouch.
Amanda: *whimper* That hurt. *looks at herself* oh wow! I'm an anime character! *does a little dance and falls down*
Kim: *sweat drop* *looks up* oh wow! I can really do that now, cool!
Amanda: See, I told you this was a good idea. Now, let's go find something fun to do.Inu-Yasha can't be very far from here.
Kim: How do you figure?
Amanda: He's the main character.
Kim:.that logic is fundamentally flawed.
Amanda: pffft *stalks off*
*Our heroes walk up a hill, and in the distance see two figures standing at the side of the road*
Amanda: *smugly* see, I told you so.
Kim: But they're so far away, I can't tell who they are, what if it's Naraku or Sesshomaru?
Amanda: ^_^ Fluffy!! *charges down the hill*
Kim: No wait! *charges after her*
*As they run down the hill, they pick up so much speed that they cannot stop. At the bottom of the hill, Amanda crashes into Inu-Yasha and knocks him to the ground. Kim trips over them and goes flying face-first into a rock*
Amanda: @_@ owie. *looks down* Oh wow! Inu-Yasha!! *grabs Inu-Yasha and hugs him tightly* This is amazing!! Inu-Yasha I'm so happy to meet you!! Can I touch your ears?! Oh wow!!!
Inu-Yasha: *choking*
Kim *rubbing her head* Amanda, I don't think Inu-Yasha can breathe.
Amanda: tee hee.opps *drops Inu-Yasha on his head*
Kagome: Who the heck are you?
Kim: uh.traveling merchants.yeah, merchants
Inu-Yasha: You don't look like merchants to me.
Amanda: Calm down puppy-boy *pats Inu-Yasha on the head*
Inu-Yasha: Puppy.boy? *growl*
Kim: *looks around* Where's Miroku?
Kagome: Mi-ro-who?
Kim: I guess we haven't gotten to that part of the tape yet.
Kagome: Tape? 0_o?
Amanda: Oh no! Then where is Sesshomaru?
Inu-Yasha: *grabs Amanda by the throat* What do you know about Sesshomaru?!
Kagome: Inu-Yasha, what are you doing?! Sit boy!
*Inu-Yasha drops Amanda and crashes down on his face*
Amanda: *rubbing her throat* Thanks.
Kim: *grabs Amanda by the arm and dashes away up the road* Lovely to meet you! Hope to see you again sometime! Gotta go!
Amanda: Damn, what a psycho.he nearly killed me!
Kim: I can't believe you're such a spaz! You never mention.Fluffy.around Inu-Yasha!
Amanda: Well jeez, he doesn't have to be so violent!
Kim: Okay, so how do we get ourselves out of here?
Amanda: Wait a second, we can't leave yet, we're just getting started! *pulls the remote from her pocket* We'll just fast-forward a bit.
Kim: Can you do that? Amanda: *Shrugs* Sure, why not?
*she presses the button and everything around them blurs violently*
Kim: @_@ stop please! I'm getting dizzy!
*Amanda presses play, and our heroes find themselves in a large, sunny laundry room
Amanda: Where the heck are we?
Kim *picks up a bottle of Downy Fabric softener*
Intermission:
Kim: Oh yeah, I don't own Downy or their creepy little snuggle-bear-thing either
Amanda: Nice save
Kim: shut up.
End Intermission
Kim: I think it's a commercial.
Amanda: oh yeah ^_^ this tape isn't edited yet!
*A woman suddenly walks into the room carrying a laundry basket full of dirty clothes*
Woman: Ahhhhhhh! Police!!! *laundry goes flying*
K+A: *Gulp*
*the snuggle bear pops up out of nowhere*
SB: Hello!
Amanda: Ahhhh! *kick the bear and sends him flying out the window*
Kim: *panicking* Fast forwad!! Quick!!!
*Amanda mashes the fast forward button and the world blurs*
K+A: *sigh of relief*
**** okay, so that's part two, the mayhem continues in part 3, stay tuned!!!
*scene, an open, slightly hilly field. Our heroes lie in a jumbled heap in the grass*
Kim: *groan* ouch.
Amanda: *whimper* That hurt. *looks at herself* oh wow! I'm an anime character! *does a little dance and falls down*
Kim: *sweat drop* *looks up* oh wow! I can really do that now, cool!
Amanda: See, I told you this was a good idea. Now, let's go find something fun to do.Inu-Yasha can't be very far from here.
Kim: How do you figure?
Amanda: He's the main character.
Kim:.that logic is fundamentally flawed.
Amanda: pffft *stalks off*
*Our heroes walk up a hill, and in the distance see two figures standing at the side of the road*
Amanda: *smugly* see, I told you so.
Kim: But they're so far away, I can't tell who they are, what if it's Naraku or Sesshomaru?
Amanda: ^_^ Fluffy!! *charges down the hill*
Kim: No wait! *charges after her*
*As they run down the hill, they pick up so much speed that they cannot stop. At the bottom of the hill, Amanda crashes into Inu-Yasha and knocks him to the ground. Kim trips over them and goes flying face-first into a rock*
Amanda: @_@ owie. *looks down* Oh wow! Inu-Yasha!! *grabs Inu-Yasha and hugs him tightly* This is amazing!! Inu-Yasha I'm so happy to meet you!! Can I touch your ears?! Oh wow!!!
Inu-Yasha: *choking*
Kim *rubbing her head* Amanda, I don't think Inu-Yasha can breathe.
Amanda: tee hee.opps *drops Inu-Yasha on his head*
Kagome: Who the heck are you?
Kim: uh.traveling merchants.yeah, merchants
Inu-Yasha: You don't look like merchants to me.
Amanda: Calm down puppy-boy *pats Inu-Yasha on the head*
Inu-Yasha: Puppy.boy? *growl*
Kim: *looks around* Where's Miroku?
Kagome: Mi-ro-who?
Kim: I guess we haven't gotten to that part of the tape yet.
Kagome: Tape? 0_o?
Amanda: Oh no! Then where is Sesshomaru?
Inu-Yasha: *grabs Amanda by the throat* What do you know about Sesshomaru?!
Kagome: Inu-Yasha, what are you doing?! Sit boy!
*Inu-Yasha drops Amanda and crashes down on his face*
Amanda: *rubbing her throat* Thanks.
Kim: *grabs Amanda by the arm and dashes away up the road* Lovely to meet you! Hope to see you again sometime! Gotta go!
Amanda: Damn, what a psycho.he nearly killed me!
Kim: I can't believe you're such a spaz! You never mention.Fluffy.around Inu-Yasha!
Amanda: Well jeez, he doesn't have to be so violent!
Kim: Okay, so how do we get ourselves out of here?
Amanda: Wait a second, we can't leave yet, we're just getting started! *pulls the remote from her pocket* We'll just fast-forward a bit.
Kim: Can you do that? Amanda: *Shrugs* Sure, why not?
*she presses the button and everything around them blurs violently*
Kim: @_@ stop please! I'm getting dizzy!
*Amanda presses play, and our heroes find themselves in a large, sunny laundry room
Amanda: Where the heck are we?
Kim *picks up a bottle of Downy Fabric softener*
Intermission:
Kim: Oh yeah, I don't own Downy or their creepy little snuggle-bear-thing either
Amanda: Nice save
Kim: shut up.
End Intermission
Kim: I think it's a commercial.
Amanda: oh yeah ^_^ this tape isn't edited yet!
*A woman suddenly walks into the room carrying a laundry basket full of dirty clothes*
Woman: Ahhhhhhh! Police!!! *laundry goes flying*
K+A: *Gulp*
*the snuggle bear pops up out of nowhere*
SB: Hello!
Amanda: Ahhhh! *kick the bear and sends him flying out the window*
Kim: *panicking* Fast forwad!! Quick!!!
*Amanda mashes the fast forward button and the world blurs*
K+A: *sigh of relief*
**** okay, so that's part two, the mayhem continues in part 3, stay tuned!!!