Part 3: Chasing Fluffy

*scene: the blur of fast forward*

Amanda: *presses play* okay, we're here!

Kim @_@ ohhhhh.my stomach.where are we?

Amanda: Look around: red sky, barren plain, fading sunlight.it's a classic Sesshomaru entrance scene. *jumps up and down excitedly while hitting Kim* Look look, there he is!

Kim: *grabs Amanda's arm in time to keep her from running off* Are you crazy? You can't just go prancing over there, this is Sesshomaru we're talking about!! Otherwise known as super bad-ass demon.he'll cut you to ribbons!

Amanda: *swoon* look at him.he's soooo amazing.

Kim: *sweat drop* Are you even listening to me? *giggle* I still can't believe that I can do that!

Amanda: eww.there's that squeaky little toad.

Kim: You mean Jaken?

Amanda: Whatever, he's gross...I'd like to squash him!

*suddenly, the ground begins to shake violently, and our heroes turn to see hundreds of horses thundering across the plain towards them*

Kim 0_0 Amanda, do you realize what scene we're in?!

Amada: RUN!!!

*both barrel across the plain, directly towards Sesshomaru*

Sess: *horror* !!

K+A: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

*All three collide and roll several feet in a jumbled heap. The horsemen thunder past, trampling Jaken into the dirt*

Amanda: Oh no!! Sesshomaru, are you okay?!

Sess: @_@ Who the hell are you? Kim *grumbling* a clumsy idiot that's who.

Amanda: *smack Kim* Shut up!!

Jaken *squealing* How dare you attack Lord Sesshomaru?! You'll pay dearly for this you foolish mortals!! You'll regret you were ever born!!!

Amanda *kicks Jaken and then stomps up and down on his head* Ugly toad!!! You're ruining the moment!!!

K+S: 0_o? Moment?

Sess: *looks down at Jaken's battered body and smirks* You know, I think I like you.

Amanda: *blush*

Kim: *sigh* oh for the love of pete.*steals the remote from Amanda's pocket and presses fast-forward* That's enough of that thank you.

*the world blurs and Sesshomaru vanishes*

*** Author's commentary: okay, so that was short, I apologize. But I had to get Sesshomaru in there somewhere (yay fluffy).oh yeah, and let me take this opportunity to apologize to any Jaken fans out there for the repeated Jaken bashing.if such fans exist.which I highly doubt.