A/N: HI! *smiles*
Disclaimer: So far I own everything in this tale.in later chapters. I own nothing!(
Our story begins with a girl, named Kelly and her psychotic cat. Now, the reader is probably thinking "Psychotic? Cat?...Why?" well..read this fanfic. As I said before this has to do with a girl named Mellissa, who wasn't so normal. "FLY LIKE A BIRD! FLY LIKE A RAVEN!" Mellissa shouted as she skipped down the hall. Picking her nose. Suddenly, she sprouted wings and began to fly around. Picking her nose. Things like this had been happening for a while now. She already had eight eyes. And she once became invisible and had the sudden urge to watch someone in their room. Mellissa lived with her evil step-mother, Pitootie Pursley, who liked to boss her around, and pamper Mellissa's foster father. How mellissa came to live with Pitootie was unknown , to everyone. Even the author. Pitootie often locked mellissa in the dishwasher, where Mellissa's only friends, the dishwasher monkeys, lived. Pitootie failed to ever turn on the dish washer because she simply couldn't find the switch.
One Day Mellissa was left in the dishwasher extra long, unusually long. "Man, I wish I was locked in a room full of wild pink ponies!" and then Mellissa was zapped to a room with wild pink ponies. And then she began to pick her nose. ---------------O-----------------------------O------------------------------ O---------------------
After being attacked by several wild ponies, Mellissa returned to her house. She noticed that there were owls everywhere. She could hear Pitootie calling her, but she stopped to pet an owl. It bit off her finger. So she picked her nose. With her other finger.
Weeks went by and the house became more and more populated by owls. There were owls in the bathroom, owls in the kitchen, owls everywhere you looked. Finally Pitootie moved them into a split level trailer out in the middle of a swamp. This split level was unknown to any civilization...anywhere..
It was a cold rainy night , the night of Melissa's birthday. Melissa was picking her nose. As usual. Suddenly, there was a faint tapping noise on the door. Melissa got up to answer it while picking her nose. She looked really attractive.
She opened the door and saw nothing. So she closed the door. Then she opened it again. Fascinated by the door, she repeated this for a while until she paused to pick her nose.
All of the sudden a tiny creature flew up into the air and latched on to her face. Melissa swung him around, and cried for help. But no one came. Finally, she managed to fling the midget off.
The little fellow jumped up, brushed himself off, and began to mumble something in Elvish. Of course, being this a parody of Harry Potter, and the fact that Melissa was an American who has never read the Hobbit before, Melissa could not understand him.
And with that, Melissa walked away. But the little guy just kept following her, and wouldn't stop screaming in Elvish. So, in frustration, Melissa began to pick her nose.
'Now if only he would leave me alone!' she thought.
She got so sick of it that she picked him up and hurled him across the room, knocking the poor fellow unconscious. And she did as most people in her case would do. She sat on him.
"WHAT'S ALL THIS NOISE?!?!?" screamed Pitootie, who hurled herself down the stairs.
"NOTHING!" screamed Melissa as she got up off her nice little seat and slammed the door of the house.
"WELL GO DO SOMETHING, GO GATHER WOOD FOR YOUR DINNER," screamed Pitootie back.
"There shouldn't have been a comma there, " mumbled Melissa, "there should have been an exclamation point."
So Melissa sat for a while, wiping boogars on the little man, then went to gather wood for dinner.
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A/N : Hey, tell me how you liked it please! Did it make ya laugh? R&R BABY! *winks* please and thank you! ^_^
Disclaimer: So far I own everything in this tale.in later chapters. I own nothing!(
Our story begins with a girl, named Kelly and her psychotic cat. Now, the reader is probably thinking "Psychotic? Cat?...Why?" well..read this fanfic. As I said before this has to do with a girl named Mellissa, who wasn't so normal. "FLY LIKE A BIRD! FLY LIKE A RAVEN!" Mellissa shouted as she skipped down the hall. Picking her nose. Suddenly, she sprouted wings and began to fly around. Picking her nose. Things like this had been happening for a while now. She already had eight eyes. And she once became invisible and had the sudden urge to watch someone in their room. Mellissa lived with her evil step-mother, Pitootie Pursley, who liked to boss her around, and pamper Mellissa's foster father. How mellissa came to live with Pitootie was unknown , to everyone. Even the author. Pitootie often locked mellissa in the dishwasher, where Mellissa's only friends, the dishwasher monkeys, lived. Pitootie failed to ever turn on the dish washer because she simply couldn't find the switch.
One Day Mellissa was left in the dishwasher extra long, unusually long. "Man, I wish I was locked in a room full of wild pink ponies!" and then Mellissa was zapped to a room with wild pink ponies. And then she began to pick her nose. ---------------O-----------------------------O------------------------------ O---------------------
After being attacked by several wild ponies, Mellissa returned to her house. She noticed that there were owls everywhere. She could hear Pitootie calling her, but she stopped to pet an owl. It bit off her finger. So she picked her nose. With her other finger.
Weeks went by and the house became more and more populated by owls. There were owls in the bathroom, owls in the kitchen, owls everywhere you looked. Finally Pitootie moved them into a split level trailer out in the middle of a swamp. This split level was unknown to any civilization...anywhere..
It was a cold rainy night , the night of Melissa's birthday. Melissa was picking her nose. As usual. Suddenly, there was a faint tapping noise on the door. Melissa got up to answer it while picking her nose. She looked really attractive.
She opened the door and saw nothing. So she closed the door. Then she opened it again. Fascinated by the door, she repeated this for a while until she paused to pick her nose.
All of the sudden a tiny creature flew up into the air and latched on to her face. Melissa swung him around, and cried for help. But no one came. Finally, she managed to fling the midget off.
The little fellow jumped up, brushed himself off, and began to mumble something in Elvish. Of course, being this a parody of Harry Potter, and the fact that Melissa was an American who has never read the Hobbit before, Melissa could not understand him.
And with that, Melissa walked away. But the little guy just kept following her, and wouldn't stop screaming in Elvish. So, in frustration, Melissa began to pick her nose.
'Now if only he would leave me alone!' she thought.
She got so sick of it that she picked him up and hurled him across the room, knocking the poor fellow unconscious. And she did as most people in her case would do. She sat on him.
"WHAT'S ALL THIS NOISE?!?!?" screamed Pitootie, who hurled herself down the stairs.
"NOTHING!" screamed Melissa as she got up off her nice little seat and slammed the door of the house.
"WELL GO DO SOMETHING, GO GATHER WOOD FOR YOUR DINNER," screamed Pitootie back.
"There shouldn't have been a comma there, " mumbled Melissa, "there should have been an exclamation point."
So Melissa sat for a while, wiping boogars on the little man, then went to gather wood for dinner.
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A/N : Hey, tell me how you liked it please! Did it make ya laugh? R&R BABY! *winks* please and thank you! ^_^