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Ch 5 - Do you like Blueberries?
"Well done Prongs, I don't think we'll hear anymore comments about you deserving that little badge you've got yourself there." Said a still amused Sirius.
"Ahhh, the joys of doing magic," said James, nodding at people who came by to congratulate them on their prank. He noticed it was only his friends and admirers coming up though. None of Lily's friends were coming up; instead they were glaring at the boys from their seats.
"Well all I know is that you're going to get the crap taken out of you by Dumbledore," said Remus, although smiling.
"Ah, we can handle Ole Dumbly any day," said Sirius dismissively.
"Yeah, quit worrying Moony buddy, we'll be ju-"
"Good afternoon gentlemen," Interrupted a calm voice.
James froze. Sirius froze. Remus sighed. Peter squeaked.
"Professor Sir, fancy seeing you here," James said winningly.
"Yes, it is quite odd seeing as I am Headmaster of this school," Said an amused Dumbledore.
"Yes, yes you are," said Sirius, not sure of what else to say. He was awarded with a look that silenced him at once.
"I am aware that a certain joke was played on some of you fellow students earlier this day. In fact, 10 minutes ago to be exact," said Dumbledore.
James and Sirius were at a loss at what to say, because the man in front of them was, smiling. They looked around and tried not to meet Dumbledore's gaze, but his piercing blue gaze was oddly hypnotising.
"I am also aware that you James are Head Boy. And the Head Boy does not play such jokes on the Head Girl." Dumbledore continued, still smiling.
Now James was worried, this could get bad.
"However, since you ARE Head Boy, I am willing to give you another chance. But, no more jokes are to be played this year. Is that understood?" James noticed Sirius twitching by his side. James felt like twitching as well. No more jokes? For the rest of the year? It wasn't possible.
"Of course Sir, I don't know what I was thinking." James stammered finally. He would not lose his badge! Lily would gloat until no end if he did.
Dumbledore looked at him, and then left with a swish of his robe.
"You can handle 'ole Dumbly' aye?" Remus said mockingly.
"Ah, that old bat was never going to do anything."
"But this 'old bat' could have," called an amused voice. James stared at the Headmaster's retreating back, how he could have heard that was beyond him.
Sirius sighed beside him; the year was starting to look boring.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Are you sure this is going to work?" asked Sara doubtfully.
"Of course it will, we've been trying to make it all summer, and we're finally putting it into action," Lily assured her. The girls had been in their dorm all day and were now getting ready to launch their plan during dinner.
"I can't wait to see what it turns out like, they'll be the laughing stock of the whole school!" Sara exclaimed. "Where on earth did you get the idea from by the way?"
"Well, my favourite movie when I was little was 'Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory'," Lily said mysteriously. "I always wanted one of the things that went on in there to come true, of course I didn't know back then that there was magic that existed and would enable me to do just that," she continued.
"Do what?" asked Sara, puzzled.
"Do one of the things that happened in that movie. And now, I finally I can. To people I really hate." Lily said, as if it were obvious.
Sara grinned, "Well, we'd better get started then shouldn't we?"
"So we just give the food to someone unsuspecting and tell them to put it in front of Potter and Black and then we wait and watch," stated Lily.
"How about we give the food to that little shrimp, what's his name again? Oh yeah, Eesam Yolkers," said Sara.
"Perfect! Now lets go, dinner just started." Lily replied.
*~*
There were a few laughs when the girls entered the Hall, mostly coming from the people near James and Sirius.
Lily's hands clenched when she saw them and Sara put a restraining hand on her shoulder,
"Don't worry Lil, they'll get what they deserve before the night is out," she said.
Lily nodded, "Ok, where's Eesam Yolkers?"
"Unless my nerd-spotting eyes deceive me, he's right over there with all the other nerdy 2nd years. I don't understand why those losers are in Gryffindor, they wouldn't know bravery if it hit them in the head wi-"
"Shhh, one of those 'losers' is going to help us give a savage beating to Potter and Blacks' egos," Lily interrupted.
"Fine, fine," Sara said, rolling her eyes dramatically. She walked over to Eesam and handed him a covered silver platter and whispered a few words in his ear. He nodded eagerly, Sara was his idol.
Sara and Lily went and sat down where they had a clear view of Sirius and James. It would be hilarious to see.
They watched as Eesam went and put the platter in front of them, saying that Dumbledore sent them like he did every first day back dinner for the Head Boy and Girl.
They saw James laugh and say something about this, probably how Lily was indisposed and wouldn't be able to have any so he might as well share with his friends.
Lily grinned evilly, everything was going perfect. Knowing the boys as the selfish little pricks they were, they wouldn't share with anyone. She smiles as Sirius popped one of the small pieces of food into his mouth. James followed afterwards.
Hold on a sec, what if Remus took one? Shit, Lily thought, dismayed. But as she watched them offer one to Remus, he declined much to her relief. Peter, she noticed was absent, but Lily wasn't focused too much on that at the moment.
All they had to do now was wait.
After about 10 minutes she noticed Sirius starting to turn a bit purple in the face. 2 minutes later James started to. 5 minutes after that, they had both started to turn blue. This was now turning into a very dark blue.
By now people were noticing and starting to nudge and whisper. James and Sirius however, kept stuffing the blueberries into their mouth. Lily smiled; she had spelled them to be almost addictive in a way.
By now, both boys were looking considerably round, and the rest of their bodies were starting to turn blue. People were now standing up and pointing at them. But still they boys didn't notice and kept on cramming their mouths with blueberries.
Shouldn't be long now thought Lily, starting to smile wickedly. Sara was rubbing her hands together in expectation.
She looked back over at the boys and had to restrain herself from bursting out laughing. The boys looked like big round blue beach balls.
By now they had noticed and were looking at each other in horror, fortunately their clothing seemed to be stretching with them. They were now both a vivid blue and had reached the size of a double bed in width. Not to mention they were a perfectly round shape.
Almost like, almost like a blueberry, Lily grinned to herself. By now the whole hall was laughing their heads off and even some of the teachers looked slightly amused. This was much better than Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
"EVANS! COOPER! YOU ARE SO DEAD!" James managed to squeak out, before floating up out of his seat and into the air. A second later Sirius was following him up to the 100 foot high ceiling. They looked exactly like two oversized balloons.
Lily looked at Sara, Sara looked at Lily.
"Now." They both said together. They pulled out their wands and muttered something under their breath. A large POP was heard and everyone looked up to see James and Sirius' clothing disappear, only to be replaced with high heels, boob tubes and mini skirts, all in blue of course, and extremely large to fit the boys' whale size bodies.
People were now on the ground laughing so hard. Every single person was laughing.
"GET US DOWN! YOU TWO ARE GOING TO REGRET THIS FOREVER!" said a furious Sirius.
"Uh guys? Maybe you should get them down, you're detentions may change from 200 to 150 if you do," said a timid voice. Lily and Sara turned around to see Tammy looking at the worriedly.
"Oh they should come down write about-"
POP! Lily looked up to see blue juice squirting out from two rapidly diminishing figures up in the air. Everyone was screaming as well as laughing now, as they tried to shield themselves from blueberry juice. The boys were zooming around the in the air, slowly shrinking like balloons.
THUNK! THUNK! The boys had landed in the middle of the floor. They were completely back to normal, no blue skin, no roundness and no heels, minis or boob tubes. They moaned and rolled onto their backs.
"-now!" finished Lily, as she and Sara walked over to them, hands on hips. The boys could do nothing but glare at them as they smirked down on them.
A figure stepped into their view. All four looked up into McGonagall's icy glare. They gulped visibly, they were in for it.
"Potter. Black. Evans. Cooper." Each word sounded like a death threat. "Headmaster's office NOW."
~~Tis enjoyable no? I hope you found that one funny! I was watching Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and I thought, hay, what a great prank to play! I was trying to think of one for the girls to do to Sirius and James, and I chose the one where the girl eats the gum which eventually turned her into a human blueberry.~~
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Ch 5 - Do you like Blueberries?
"Well done Prongs, I don't think we'll hear anymore comments about you deserving that little badge you've got yourself there." Said a still amused Sirius.
"Ahhh, the joys of doing magic," said James, nodding at people who came by to congratulate them on their prank. He noticed it was only his friends and admirers coming up though. None of Lily's friends were coming up; instead they were glaring at the boys from their seats.
"Well all I know is that you're going to get the crap taken out of you by Dumbledore," said Remus, although smiling.
"Ah, we can handle Ole Dumbly any day," said Sirius dismissively.
"Yeah, quit worrying Moony buddy, we'll be ju-"
"Good afternoon gentlemen," Interrupted a calm voice.
James froze. Sirius froze. Remus sighed. Peter squeaked.
"Professor Sir, fancy seeing you here," James said winningly.
"Yes, it is quite odd seeing as I am Headmaster of this school," Said an amused Dumbledore.
"Yes, yes you are," said Sirius, not sure of what else to say. He was awarded with a look that silenced him at once.
"I am aware that a certain joke was played on some of you fellow students earlier this day. In fact, 10 minutes ago to be exact," said Dumbledore.
James and Sirius were at a loss at what to say, because the man in front of them was, smiling. They looked around and tried not to meet Dumbledore's gaze, but his piercing blue gaze was oddly hypnotising.
"I am also aware that you James are Head Boy. And the Head Boy does not play such jokes on the Head Girl." Dumbledore continued, still smiling.
Now James was worried, this could get bad.
"However, since you ARE Head Boy, I am willing to give you another chance. But, no more jokes are to be played this year. Is that understood?" James noticed Sirius twitching by his side. James felt like twitching as well. No more jokes? For the rest of the year? It wasn't possible.
"Of course Sir, I don't know what I was thinking." James stammered finally. He would not lose his badge! Lily would gloat until no end if he did.
Dumbledore looked at him, and then left with a swish of his robe.
"You can handle 'ole Dumbly' aye?" Remus said mockingly.
"Ah, that old bat was never going to do anything."
"But this 'old bat' could have," called an amused voice. James stared at the Headmaster's retreating back, how he could have heard that was beyond him.
Sirius sighed beside him; the year was starting to look boring.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Are you sure this is going to work?" asked Sara doubtfully.
"Of course it will, we've been trying to make it all summer, and we're finally putting it into action," Lily assured her. The girls had been in their dorm all day and were now getting ready to launch their plan during dinner.
"I can't wait to see what it turns out like, they'll be the laughing stock of the whole school!" Sara exclaimed. "Where on earth did you get the idea from by the way?"
"Well, my favourite movie when I was little was 'Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory'," Lily said mysteriously. "I always wanted one of the things that went on in there to come true, of course I didn't know back then that there was magic that existed and would enable me to do just that," she continued.
"Do what?" asked Sara, puzzled.
"Do one of the things that happened in that movie. And now, I finally I can. To people I really hate." Lily said, as if it were obvious.
Sara grinned, "Well, we'd better get started then shouldn't we?"
"So we just give the food to someone unsuspecting and tell them to put it in front of Potter and Black and then we wait and watch," stated Lily.
"How about we give the food to that little shrimp, what's his name again? Oh yeah, Eesam Yolkers," said Sara.
"Perfect! Now lets go, dinner just started." Lily replied.
*~*
There were a few laughs when the girls entered the Hall, mostly coming from the people near James and Sirius.
Lily's hands clenched when she saw them and Sara put a restraining hand on her shoulder,
"Don't worry Lil, they'll get what they deserve before the night is out," she said.
Lily nodded, "Ok, where's Eesam Yolkers?"
"Unless my nerd-spotting eyes deceive me, he's right over there with all the other nerdy 2nd years. I don't understand why those losers are in Gryffindor, they wouldn't know bravery if it hit them in the head wi-"
"Shhh, one of those 'losers' is going to help us give a savage beating to Potter and Blacks' egos," Lily interrupted.
"Fine, fine," Sara said, rolling her eyes dramatically. She walked over to Eesam and handed him a covered silver platter and whispered a few words in his ear. He nodded eagerly, Sara was his idol.
Sara and Lily went and sat down where they had a clear view of Sirius and James. It would be hilarious to see.
They watched as Eesam went and put the platter in front of them, saying that Dumbledore sent them like he did every first day back dinner for the Head Boy and Girl.
They saw James laugh and say something about this, probably how Lily was indisposed and wouldn't be able to have any so he might as well share with his friends.
Lily grinned evilly, everything was going perfect. Knowing the boys as the selfish little pricks they were, they wouldn't share with anyone. She smiles as Sirius popped one of the small pieces of food into his mouth. James followed afterwards.
Hold on a sec, what if Remus took one? Shit, Lily thought, dismayed. But as she watched them offer one to Remus, he declined much to her relief. Peter, she noticed was absent, but Lily wasn't focused too much on that at the moment.
All they had to do now was wait.
After about 10 minutes she noticed Sirius starting to turn a bit purple in the face. 2 minutes later James started to. 5 minutes after that, they had both started to turn blue. This was now turning into a very dark blue.
By now people were noticing and starting to nudge and whisper. James and Sirius however, kept stuffing the blueberries into their mouth. Lily smiled; she had spelled them to be almost addictive in a way.
By now, both boys were looking considerably round, and the rest of their bodies were starting to turn blue. People were now standing up and pointing at them. But still they boys didn't notice and kept on cramming their mouths with blueberries.
Shouldn't be long now thought Lily, starting to smile wickedly. Sara was rubbing her hands together in expectation.
She looked back over at the boys and had to restrain herself from bursting out laughing. The boys looked like big round blue beach balls.
By now they had noticed and were looking at each other in horror, fortunately their clothing seemed to be stretching with them. They were now both a vivid blue and had reached the size of a double bed in width. Not to mention they were a perfectly round shape.
Almost like, almost like a blueberry, Lily grinned to herself. By now the whole hall was laughing their heads off and even some of the teachers looked slightly amused. This was much better than Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
"EVANS! COOPER! YOU ARE SO DEAD!" James managed to squeak out, before floating up out of his seat and into the air. A second later Sirius was following him up to the 100 foot high ceiling. They looked exactly like two oversized balloons.
Lily looked at Sara, Sara looked at Lily.
"Now." They both said together. They pulled out their wands and muttered something under their breath. A large POP was heard and everyone looked up to see James and Sirius' clothing disappear, only to be replaced with high heels, boob tubes and mini skirts, all in blue of course, and extremely large to fit the boys' whale size bodies.
People were now on the ground laughing so hard. Every single person was laughing.
"GET US DOWN! YOU TWO ARE GOING TO REGRET THIS FOREVER!" said a furious Sirius.
"Uh guys? Maybe you should get them down, you're detentions may change from 200 to 150 if you do," said a timid voice. Lily and Sara turned around to see Tammy looking at the worriedly.
"Oh they should come down write about-"
POP! Lily looked up to see blue juice squirting out from two rapidly diminishing figures up in the air. Everyone was screaming as well as laughing now, as they tried to shield themselves from blueberry juice. The boys were zooming around the in the air, slowly shrinking like balloons.
THUNK! THUNK! The boys had landed in the middle of the floor. They were completely back to normal, no blue skin, no roundness and no heels, minis or boob tubes. They moaned and rolled onto their backs.
"-now!" finished Lily, as she and Sara walked over to them, hands on hips. The boys could do nothing but glare at them as they smirked down on them.
A figure stepped into their view. All four looked up into McGonagall's icy glare. They gulped visibly, they were in for it.
"Potter. Black. Evans. Cooper." Each word sounded like a death threat. "Headmaster's office NOW."
~~Tis enjoyable no? I hope you found that one funny! I was watching Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and I thought, hay, what a great prank to play! I was trying to think of one for the girls to do to Sirius and James, and I chose the one where the girl eats the gum which eventually turned her into a human blueberry.~~
jac- I am so glad you like my story! You are my most faithful reviewer so far! Please keep it up!
***Please, please, please R&R***