Why is yugi's hair like that?

Once upon a time (for lack of a better beginning) there was a boy named yugi mouto (sp??) he was medium height for his age (well that was before this happened) and he had long pink hair. His hair was so long that it touched the ground as he walked. Yugi loved his hair a lot. Then one day an evil bad guy called Mr. Ivant Your Hair came a long, and he loved yugi's hair too. So Mr. I.Y.H. began to plot ways to kidnap, or more appropriately hairnapp poor old Yugi's hair….

~2 Weeks Later

As Yugi and his little group of friends were walking back to his house after a long of school, (fun, fun, fun : P) when out of nowhere a black capped stranger flew down and grabbed Yugi's hair. All the others look around in surprise "where'd Yug go?"

"I think," said Anzu, "that this some lame trick to get attention. This is Yugi's way of crying for help."

Everyone else *sweat drops* "Uhh ok Anzu, you just think that then"

They all keep walking and fall down a hole. *Team rocket pops out* We got them!!!!!!! (Well it took them long enough to get some one, too bad it wasn't the right people…)

Back to Yugi.

He was flying, he'd always wanted to learn to do that, and when he had tried to get lessons the people he asked said they couldn't fly.

Then he wasn't flying, he was falling... and he leaned unceremoniously on top of a tall building.

And beside him out of the sky fell Mr. Ivant Your Hair he landed on his head. Then getting up he grabbed Yugi's long pink hair and said "Give me your hair willingly or I will take it by force.

"I will never surrender my lovely hair to you you hair thief...

*Twitches* "fine you leave me no choice." *pulls out a giant pair of gleaming metal scissors. * "Feel my wrath!

Yugi began to laugh insanely (a/n he finally cracked!! : P) I will use my almighty powers to vanquish you you retard...

Mr. I.Y.H. *facefall* you have almighty powers????

"NO!!!!!" *laughs insanely*

"This is for your own good I think" *takes out giant blow up hammer* " *turns to readers* I won it, isn't it cool? *Turns back around and whacks Yugi*

"Ygui, just before being hit God help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Mr. I.Y.H. "Mwahahahahahah *cough cough* " "now for the fun part!!!!!" *Begins to snip Yugi's hair*

Just then a voice from the sky calls down, "Who called me??"

"Oh he did he did said Mr. I Y H pointing at Yugi " he wants you to kill me! I think.

"Oh well in that case..." a hand reaches down and throws lightning at them.

The lightning hit the scissors and everything went boom BOOM!!!!!!!!!!

$#!*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cried Yugi grabbing his hair, it was now spikey and burned black.

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH? He screamed in terror..................

to be continued when ever I feel like it! : P