Mali: HI! IT'S 5:30 IN THE MORNING AND NEON AND I HAVE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT
HAVING CAFFEINE AND SUGARY STUFF AND TOAST!
Neon: SUPPORT TRIPOD OR I'LL BASH YA!
Mali: Don't! You'll scare the reviewers!
Neon: What reviewers?
***
Instead He Took The Bus
The Story of Veil Sixclaw's Trip (and possibly other Redwall characters will be mentioned)
It was a cold winters day in that fine sunny afternoon. There was nothing to do, so Veil decided to go shopping.
And because of his love of public transport, instead of taking a car, he took a bus. It also may be because he doesn't have a license, because he's just a kid, so hug a tree and be happy, ya freakin' liar.
"Don't knock Gareth, he's a legend!" said the man selling shoes.
"YEAH!" cried the ants, who were marching two by two hurrah.
Anyway, then Veil decided to buy a mango, but he couldn't buy some mangoes because he had no money.
So he went home and tripped over the fifty-foot tree that was nestled safely in the middle of the sky.
Matthias was watching the footy! Canberra were beating the Yankees.
"GO YOU LITTLE BEAUTIES!" the leader of the flea circus said, as he ran around on a trampoline powered bicycle. Then he fell over and broke his skull, so let's all forget Jeff the frangipani.
Jeff's a legend, don't knock him, Kakarotto's a sick name!
Gonff was smushing rocks with his head, as Bryony entered the sea, discussing the fact that she was alive with Spongebob Squarepants, the leader of tree-monkeys.
FIDU YT7W593P;HYJFDYTG9Pqyrbghnpsf9hy(W. frfwefdewfed-
As I seized the keyboard back from Neon, Matti took up netball, and got banged over the head with a rogue bludger, yes the kind from Harry Potter ya liars!
Then the discman from hell came around and started shooting Avril Lavigne and Nikki Webster CD's at everyone, and as the grains of sand ran for their lives, the sun kinda sorta broke, so he have to use a flash light.
Now me and Neon are gonna go play Tekken, so seeya in a few minutes!
THANK YOU.
As we were saying, Martin was eating fruitcake and chocolate topping, all mixed up into one fine pasty solid topping vegetable thingy.
SO NOBODY DOES CHICKEN LIKE KFC!!!!
The curtains suddenly attacked, and Veil fought 'em all with a moth and a lightbulb, who were both conveniently called George. Then he ate them.
Then everyone watched Turner and Hooch while doing an Irish jig, except for Basil, who is crap and is against the Irish because they invented potatoes, so he just did the robot.
Might I add he was on a rock island that was floating on the sea floor.
But enough about that.
We haven't even uncovered the conspiracy between the butterflies, bunny rabbits and calculators.
I'M THE REAL SHADY, YES I'M THE REAL SHADY, ALL YOU OTHER SLIM SHADY'S ARE JUST IMATATING, SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP and clean aisle five!?
"DON'T EAT MY TOOTHPASTE!" screamed Veil, who was back from Vegas.
Rose had nicked of with Bridget Jones's Diary, and had shoved it under the rock of magical wonders.
Mali doesn't like her English teacher. Anyways, then the rock ate people.
"What rock?" asked a random person, making sure there was no gum on his shoe, most probably Martin.
"The rock of magical wonders, ya der-brain." Martin answered himself.
He then attempted to fly, succeeding only in getting a mild concussion and major brain damage.
Or maybe this was before the scarecrows flew around and took all the calculators.
Then the phone rang.
The was some guy on the other line, telling them to get more meat, so they shot him with a revolver that was aimed at the moon, but the moon didn't die, for it is invincible, DON'T SHOOT THE MOON YA LIARS!
"Yes Mum." said Matti, wearing a pink tutu and balancing upon a glass filled with lemonade that can only be purchased from Oompa Loompas.
And in the magical land of Oz.
"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore Toto." said Dorothy.
The small dog then bit off her head, grew a fifth leg and flew away, for the dog is actually Superman.
But enough about the Matrix.
Ya see, the computer is, like, alive, and it's like, eating people, so, like, RUN.
So now here's a chance to tell us about yourself.
TOO LATE AHAHA!
The ants go marching three by three hurrah hurrah..
DON'T DIE IT'S NOT FUN!
Then in the DBZ world they all beat Buu and had a jolly party.
Meanwhile, Veil was still angry about not being able to purchase his mango, so he proceeded to egg the White House.
He was then arrested for petty theft and placed in a high security prison, but he escaped by tying a sock to a shoe and threw it at the guard.
So then he was goin' along, and he threw a rock at someone, 'cuz he didn't know who he was.
Then the butterflies flew along in a big steaming mass of numbers and colours. It was so beautiful.
Then the leprechauns laughed evilly, 'cuz everyone knows that leprechauns are just so evil.
Then everyone in the world took a glass elevator to the moon, except for Veil, who caught the bus and FINALLY got his mango, ya liars!
Support Tripod or I'll bash ya!
THE END (ya liars)
Kakarotto's a sick name!
DISCLAIMER: WE OWN SOME SUGAR!
Neon: SUPPORT TRIPOD OR I'LL BASH YA!
Mali: Don't! You'll scare the reviewers!
Neon: What reviewers?
***
Instead He Took The Bus
The Story of Veil Sixclaw's Trip (and possibly other Redwall characters will be mentioned)
It was a cold winters day in that fine sunny afternoon. There was nothing to do, so Veil decided to go shopping.
And because of his love of public transport, instead of taking a car, he took a bus. It also may be because he doesn't have a license, because he's just a kid, so hug a tree and be happy, ya freakin' liar.
"Don't knock Gareth, he's a legend!" said the man selling shoes.
"YEAH!" cried the ants, who were marching two by two hurrah.
Anyway, then Veil decided to buy a mango, but he couldn't buy some mangoes because he had no money.
So he went home and tripped over the fifty-foot tree that was nestled safely in the middle of the sky.
Matthias was watching the footy! Canberra were beating the Yankees.
"GO YOU LITTLE BEAUTIES!" the leader of the flea circus said, as he ran around on a trampoline powered bicycle. Then he fell over and broke his skull, so let's all forget Jeff the frangipani.
Jeff's a legend, don't knock him, Kakarotto's a sick name!
Gonff was smushing rocks with his head, as Bryony entered the sea, discussing the fact that she was alive with Spongebob Squarepants, the leader of tree-monkeys.
FIDU YT7W593P;HYJFDYTG9Pqyrbghnpsf9hy(W. frfwefdewfed-
As I seized the keyboard back from Neon, Matti took up netball, and got banged over the head with a rogue bludger, yes the kind from Harry Potter ya liars!
Then the discman from hell came around and started shooting Avril Lavigne and Nikki Webster CD's at everyone, and as the grains of sand ran for their lives, the sun kinda sorta broke, so he have to use a flash light.
Now me and Neon are gonna go play Tekken, so seeya in a few minutes!
THANK YOU.
As we were saying, Martin was eating fruitcake and chocolate topping, all mixed up into one fine pasty solid topping vegetable thingy.
SO NOBODY DOES CHICKEN LIKE KFC!!!!
The curtains suddenly attacked, and Veil fought 'em all with a moth and a lightbulb, who were both conveniently called George. Then he ate them.
Then everyone watched Turner and Hooch while doing an Irish jig, except for Basil, who is crap and is against the Irish because they invented potatoes, so he just did the robot.
Might I add he was on a rock island that was floating on the sea floor.
But enough about that.
We haven't even uncovered the conspiracy between the butterflies, bunny rabbits and calculators.
I'M THE REAL SHADY, YES I'M THE REAL SHADY, ALL YOU OTHER SLIM SHADY'S ARE JUST IMATATING, SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP and clean aisle five!?
"DON'T EAT MY TOOTHPASTE!" screamed Veil, who was back from Vegas.
Rose had nicked of with Bridget Jones's Diary, and had shoved it under the rock of magical wonders.
Mali doesn't like her English teacher. Anyways, then the rock ate people.
"What rock?" asked a random person, making sure there was no gum on his shoe, most probably Martin.
"The rock of magical wonders, ya der-brain." Martin answered himself.
He then attempted to fly, succeeding only in getting a mild concussion and major brain damage.
Or maybe this was before the scarecrows flew around and took all the calculators.
Then the phone rang.
The was some guy on the other line, telling them to get more meat, so they shot him with a revolver that was aimed at the moon, but the moon didn't die, for it is invincible, DON'T SHOOT THE MOON YA LIARS!
"Yes Mum." said Matti, wearing a pink tutu and balancing upon a glass filled with lemonade that can only be purchased from Oompa Loompas.
And in the magical land of Oz.
"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore Toto." said Dorothy.
The small dog then bit off her head, grew a fifth leg and flew away, for the dog is actually Superman.
But enough about the Matrix.
Ya see, the computer is, like, alive, and it's like, eating people, so, like, RUN.
So now here's a chance to tell us about yourself.
TOO LATE AHAHA!
The ants go marching three by three hurrah hurrah..
DON'T DIE IT'S NOT FUN!
Then in the DBZ world they all beat Buu and had a jolly party.
Meanwhile, Veil was still angry about not being able to purchase his mango, so he proceeded to egg the White House.
He was then arrested for petty theft and placed in a high security prison, but he escaped by tying a sock to a shoe and threw it at the guard.
So then he was goin' along, and he threw a rock at someone, 'cuz he didn't know who he was.
Then the butterflies flew along in a big steaming mass of numbers and colours. It was so beautiful.
Then the leprechauns laughed evilly, 'cuz everyone knows that leprechauns are just so evil.
Then everyone in the world took a glass elevator to the moon, except for Veil, who caught the bus and FINALLY got his mango, ya liars!
Support Tripod or I'll bash ya!
THE END (ya liars)
Kakarotto's a sick name!
DISCLAIMER: WE OWN SOME SUGAR!