So Then He Took A Taxi
So Veil was happily eating his mango, when Jonesy popped up.
"DIE EVIL SLUG SPAWN OF SA-TAN!" he screamed, slammed the toilet seat down, taped it down, then flushed the toilet.
"Oh, yeah." said Veil, ignoring the sticky juice currently running down his face.
"YA FAT!" shrieked Asmodeus.
Jonesy then pranced off to read 'Things that Go Word Book'.
"Things that make you go 'mmm'." Friar Hugo said, prancing out of Maccas.
"There was. seven in the bed, the little one said, roll over, roll over, so they all rolled over and one fell out, flat on the floor with his guts hanging out, pleeeeease remember to tie a knot in your pajamas, sin-gle beds are only made for SIX!" sang Rose Madder, a picture from a Stephen King novel.
"But I thought single beds were made for nine," said Matthias, bemused.
"SIX, you foolish, foolish fool, SIX," Rose Madder said, rolling her eyes as she jumped on the next boat to Starburst country, USA.
Veil suddenly raised his hand. "TAXI!" he screamed, and one pulled up, but the driver was indeed Beaver Clarendon.
"SOMEBODY STOLE MY TOOTHPICK!" cried he. "KISS MY BENDER!" he proclaimed, then driving off.
Veil stared after him. "I asked for a taxi." he pouted, "I WANT A GOD DAMN TAXI, AND I WANT ONE NOW!"
"Yeah, yeah, shut up, Veruca." said Charlie Bucket, accompanied by fifty- odd Oompa Loompas.
"Aw, go eat some cabbage soup, Charlie." snapped Veil.
Cornflower ate some cherry-flavoured tinsel tomatoes, and they were all happy.
Until the realised that it was indeed Cornflower.
So then they, like, waged nuclear war upon, like, Cluny's hoard, but, like, Cluny's hoard was in bunkers, and, like, Cluny was, like, dead, so it was all, like, pointless.
So eat CHEESE and grow a third eye, like Tien.
Speedy Gonzales then fell off a cement outcrop, even though he was seat- belted in.
He then felt like a beggar, so he called a taxi and went to Hong Kong, and became the emperor of China.
"HOW COME I DON'T HAVE A TAXI?" screamed Veil.
"Because ya mum." said Matti.
"Err, Matti, ya gay!" Veil snapped, glaring at him with glowing orange eyes.
Matthias then started playing with BARBIES, and Teresa was getting married to Ken, but Kelly objected, and Barbie married Ken.
He then gave Teresa a haircut, and had to order a replacement head, or at least nick one from the shops.
He then screamed out, "AFRICA!", and transformed into (The Thoroughly Pissed Off) Matthias.
Cheddar the Cheese then entered and ate his head.
And then they put up a giant Christmas tree, decked with candy canes and shrunken heads, and performed Satanic rituals.
"AH WANT MAH TAXI!" screamed Veil, slamming a rock into his forehead.
It then got stuck and he had to go to hospital.
Unfortunately for him, he took an ambulance, not a taxi.
Someone put a jetpack on, most likely Harrison Ford, said. "Bah bah ba-DUM, bah-doooo!" and zoomed away into the jagged horizon.
Henry Devlin then ate him, and said, "Needs sauce."
He then stumbled head first into the horizon and shattered it.
Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabbadoo then ran in, screaming hysterically, but he was quickly gunned down.
"But why is the rum gone!?" demanded Uncle Robert.
"Because the elf monkey said so," snapped Bryony, dropping a bucket of rum over Uncle Roberts head.
Veil then took the bus home. "Still couldn't find a god damn taxi." he muttered. "YA LIARS!"
Beaver then returned, in a dazzling array of jewelled sparkliness. He then shoved a handful of marshmallows into his mouth and said, "Eight chubby bubbies!"
Although it sounded a bit more like, "Eff schubby mummys."
Veil rang up the taxi and complained vehemently to them. He was then banged on the head by an anvil that fell from the sky.
Fc ujrmxtdrctf nmyjyu tjcgnvmk
Now, THAT'S hilarious.
No, seriously.
LAUGH, YOU FOOLS! IT 2003's "I fart in your general direction!".
SO RIDE ON THE MAGICAL SCHOOL BUS!
Um. love, actually.
Suddenly, Basil's phone rang. "Ring ring," went Basil's phone. He picked it up. "Hello?" he inquired. He paused, then grinned. "OGGY!' he cried. "OGGY OGGY OGGY! OINK OINK OINK! OGGY OGGY OGGY! OINK OINK OINK! OGGY!" He paused. "OGGY!" He paused again. "OGGY OGGY OGGY! OINK OINK OINK!" He giggled. "Yeah, see ya later." He hung up.
Veil smiled painfully. "Do you still keep in touch with Oggy?" he asked.
Tim and Gareth entered. "DON'T NICK OUR LINES!" they yelled.
"We'll nick whatever the hell we wanna nick!" snapped Veil. "YOINK!" he then stole Gareth's milk.
"Merry Chritsmas, everybody!" proclaimed Basil.
Veil then rocked out on the banjo, and everyone started doin' the Daffodil.
"Good night ST. LOUIS!" cried Veil, jumping into Beaver's taxi and heading off to the Australian Idol after-party, which was still going, like, three months later.
THE END.
So Veil was happily eating his mango, when Jonesy popped up.
"DIE EVIL SLUG SPAWN OF SA-TAN!" he screamed, slammed the toilet seat down, taped it down, then flushed the toilet.
"Oh, yeah." said Veil, ignoring the sticky juice currently running down his face.
"YA FAT!" shrieked Asmodeus.
Jonesy then pranced off to read 'Things that Go Word Book'.
"Things that make you go 'mmm'." Friar Hugo said, prancing out of Maccas.
"There was. seven in the bed, the little one said, roll over, roll over, so they all rolled over and one fell out, flat on the floor with his guts hanging out, pleeeeease remember to tie a knot in your pajamas, sin-gle beds are only made for SIX!" sang Rose Madder, a picture from a Stephen King novel.
"But I thought single beds were made for nine," said Matthias, bemused.
"SIX, you foolish, foolish fool, SIX," Rose Madder said, rolling her eyes as she jumped on the next boat to Starburst country, USA.
Veil suddenly raised his hand. "TAXI!" he screamed, and one pulled up, but the driver was indeed Beaver Clarendon.
"SOMEBODY STOLE MY TOOTHPICK!" cried he. "KISS MY BENDER!" he proclaimed, then driving off.
Veil stared after him. "I asked for a taxi." he pouted, "I WANT A GOD DAMN TAXI, AND I WANT ONE NOW!"
"Yeah, yeah, shut up, Veruca." said Charlie Bucket, accompanied by fifty- odd Oompa Loompas.
"Aw, go eat some cabbage soup, Charlie." snapped Veil.
Cornflower ate some cherry-flavoured tinsel tomatoes, and they were all happy.
Until the realised that it was indeed Cornflower.
So then they, like, waged nuclear war upon, like, Cluny's hoard, but, like, Cluny's hoard was in bunkers, and, like, Cluny was, like, dead, so it was all, like, pointless.
So eat CHEESE and grow a third eye, like Tien.
Speedy Gonzales then fell off a cement outcrop, even though he was seat- belted in.
He then felt like a beggar, so he called a taxi and went to Hong Kong, and became the emperor of China.
"HOW COME I DON'T HAVE A TAXI?" screamed Veil.
"Because ya mum." said Matti.
"Err, Matti, ya gay!" Veil snapped, glaring at him with glowing orange eyes.
Matthias then started playing with BARBIES, and Teresa was getting married to Ken, but Kelly objected, and Barbie married Ken.
He then gave Teresa a haircut, and had to order a replacement head, or at least nick one from the shops.
He then screamed out, "AFRICA!", and transformed into (The Thoroughly Pissed Off) Matthias.
Cheddar the Cheese then entered and ate his head.
And then they put up a giant Christmas tree, decked with candy canes and shrunken heads, and performed Satanic rituals.
"AH WANT MAH TAXI!" screamed Veil, slamming a rock into his forehead.
It then got stuck and he had to go to hospital.
Unfortunately for him, he took an ambulance, not a taxi.
Someone put a jetpack on, most likely Harrison Ford, said. "Bah bah ba-DUM, bah-doooo!" and zoomed away into the jagged horizon.
Henry Devlin then ate him, and said, "Needs sauce."
He then stumbled head first into the horizon and shattered it.
Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabbadoo then ran in, screaming hysterically, but he was quickly gunned down.
"But why is the rum gone!?" demanded Uncle Robert.
"Because the elf monkey said so," snapped Bryony, dropping a bucket of rum over Uncle Roberts head.
Veil then took the bus home. "Still couldn't find a god damn taxi." he muttered. "YA LIARS!"
Beaver then returned, in a dazzling array of jewelled sparkliness. He then shoved a handful of marshmallows into his mouth and said, "Eight chubby bubbies!"
Although it sounded a bit more like, "Eff schubby mummys."
Veil rang up the taxi and complained vehemently to them. He was then banged on the head by an anvil that fell from the sky.
Fc ujrmxtdrctf nmyjyu tjcgnvmk
Now, THAT'S hilarious.
No, seriously.
LAUGH, YOU FOOLS! IT 2003's "I fart in your general direction!".
SO RIDE ON THE MAGICAL SCHOOL BUS!
Um. love, actually.
Suddenly, Basil's phone rang. "Ring ring," went Basil's phone. He picked it up. "Hello?" he inquired. He paused, then grinned. "OGGY!' he cried. "OGGY OGGY OGGY! OINK OINK OINK! OGGY OGGY OGGY! OINK OINK OINK! OGGY!" He paused. "OGGY!" He paused again. "OGGY OGGY OGGY! OINK OINK OINK!" He giggled. "Yeah, see ya later." He hung up.
Veil smiled painfully. "Do you still keep in touch with Oggy?" he asked.
Tim and Gareth entered. "DON'T NICK OUR LINES!" they yelled.
"We'll nick whatever the hell we wanna nick!" snapped Veil. "YOINK!" he then stole Gareth's milk.
"Merry Chritsmas, everybody!" proclaimed Basil.
Veil then rocked out on the banjo, and everyone started doin' the Daffodil.
"Good night ST. LOUIS!" cried Veil, jumping into Beaver's taxi and heading off to the Australian Idol after-party, which was still going, like, three months later.
THE END.