**Joey and the Rational Food Supply**
Narrator: HELLO everyone to the new humour YGO story involving the best character, Joey! Each chapter 1 lucky guest will be invited into my story, so please, send them in.
DISCLAIMER: Me not own YGO, someone else does, so no sue me, please.
ArcaneFuzzball: Welcome everybody to the newest show around, Joey and the Rational Food Supply! As you know each week a speacial guest will be invited into my story, but good will not allways come to them, but now meet our first guest, Drake Cydar!
Narrator: ON with the story! [The light flashes onto 'ON AIR']
***
Narrator: One day the Yu-Gi-Oh gang decided to go camping for a holiday.
Joey: (singing) Were going camping! Were going camping! And we get to eat marshmellows!
Tristan: Yeah! We get Marshmellows. Mmmmmm! (drools)
Yugi: Marshmellows, Marshmellows, we love Marshmellows!
Tea: Goooooooo, MARSHMELLOWS!
Narrator: The gang set off in the Trolley-mobile (4 shopping trolleys joined together, with added wings for flight), into a treacherous forest, just near a large lake.
Narrator: When the gang got to their campsite, Joey said he was hungry.
Joey: I'm Hungry!
Narrator: So Joey left the campsite for some wood to make a picnic table.
Joey: Now i'll think I should get some wood to make a table.
Narrator: Joey found a large tree, but it had fallen into the lake.
Joey: (thinking) Maybe I should get out this inflateable boat thingie and try and get it out?
Narrator: So Joey did inflate the inflateable boat thingie and he jumped into it, but he accedentally droped a rock in it and it popped.
Inflateable Boat Thingie: Floooouush!
Joey:Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
Narrator: So the inflateable boat thingie deflated and Joey was stranded in the lake!
Joey: HEEEEEELLP!
Narrator: From behind a rock a black figure moved and told Joey to pick up the log.
Black Figure: Joey, hold onto the log!
Narrator: So Joey held onto the log and the black figure lifted up the log and put the log on the dry land.
Joey: How do you know my name, Black Figure Man?
Black Figure Man: Of course I know your name, I've seen every episode of Yu- Gi-Oh!.
Joey: Oh, right.
Joey: But who are you, Black Figure Man?
Black Figue Man: I am the one and only, Drake!
Joey: That guy who wrote KURIBOH'S REVENGE & JOEY AND THE DONUTS and all those other weird stories?
Drake: Yes, That's me.
Joey: COOL! (*_*)
Joey: But how did you lift the log up?
Drake: I sued my muscles for being too weak, so they gave me strengh, lots of it!
Joey: Even more COOL! (*_*)
Narrator: But when Joey fell in the water, he was unaware that his map sank to the bottom of lake.
Joey: Oh no! While I was chitchating away with you Drake, I lost my map!
Both: Oh No! 0_0;
Narrator: So the 2 friends searched for a place to stay for the night, and they searched for food, as Joey had only stocked himself with ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................ MARSHMELLOWS!
Joey: WE MUST NOT LET THE ANIMALS OF THIS FOREST EAT MY MARSHIES, THERE MINE!
Marshmellow 1: Hey, you don't own us, we own us.
Marshmellow 2: Yeah, we have rights too!
Narrator: And as they said this the Marshmellows grew legs and ran away.
Joey: That was wierd?
Drake: Well yes, this story is suppose to be humours, and weird, so that's normal.
Joey: Right...
Arcane Fuzzball: Hello Joey, Drake, I heard someone lost a map, was it you.
Drake: Oh hello Fuzzball. Yes, we did lose it.
Joey: (sobbing) **AND IT HAD A TEDDEY BEAR ON IT**
Joey: (still sobbing) **AND IT WAS EATING A DONUT**
Drake: What kind of donut, 'cause I am the Donut Tyrant (refer to story Joey and the Donuts)
Joey: (still sobbing) **HOT JAM**
Arcane Fuzzball: Was it blue with green and pink polka-dots on it, because i've been searching for one of those for 5 years, 8 months, 3 weeks, and 2 days, exact.
Joey: (cured of sobbing) Yes it was, Mister Fuzzball, but why is it so significent to your journey?
Arcane Fuzzball: Because it is 5 years, 8 months, 3 weeks, and 2 days old, so it's gone SUPER MOULDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drake: You like collecting SUPER DONUTS aswell, Arcane Fuzzball?
Arcane Fuzzball: Yes I do Drake, and already i've got the SILVER DONUT, and CHOCO CRUNCH DONUT, and the HOLY GRAIL DONUT, and the SUPER TURKEY DONUT and.....
***
FREAKY! WILL I EVER STOP TALKING ABOUT DONUTS?
WILL JOEY EVER GET A NEW MAP?
WILL YOU BE EVER IN THIS STORY?
NOTE: DRAKE, AS HE IS STILL IN HERE THIS CHAPTER, WILL BE HERE NEXT CHAP. WITH ONE OF YOU!
Oh yeah, PLEAZE R&R!
Narrator: HELLO everyone to the new humour YGO story involving the best character, Joey! Each chapter 1 lucky guest will be invited into my story, so please, send them in.
DISCLAIMER: Me not own YGO, someone else does, so no sue me, please.
ArcaneFuzzball: Welcome everybody to the newest show around, Joey and the Rational Food Supply! As you know each week a speacial guest will be invited into my story, but good will not allways come to them, but now meet our first guest, Drake Cydar!
Narrator: ON with the story! [The light flashes onto 'ON AIR']
***
Narrator: One day the Yu-Gi-Oh gang decided to go camping for a holiday.
Joey: (singing) Were going camping! Were going camping! And we get to eat marshmellows!
Tristan: Yeah! We get Marshmellows. Mmmmmm! (drools)
Yugi: Marshmellows, Marshmellows, we love Marshmellows!
Tea: Goooooooo, MARSHMELLOWS!
Narrator: The gang set off in the Trolley-mobile (4 shopping trolleys joined together, with added wings for flight), into a treacherous forest, just near a large lake.
Narrator: When the gang got to their campsite, Joey said he was hungry.
Joey: I'm Hungry!
Narrator: So Joey left the campsite for some wood to make a picnic table.
Joey: Now i'll think I should get some wood to make a table.
Narrator: Joey found a large tree, but it had fallen into the lake.
Joey: (thinking) Maybe I should get out this inflateable boat thingie and try and get it out?
Narrator: So Joey did inflate the inflateable boat thingie and he jumped into it, but he accedentally droped a rock in it and it popped.
Inflateable Boat Thingie: Floooouush!
Joey:Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
Narrator: So the inflateable boat thingie deflated and Joey was stranded in the lake!
Joey: HEEEEEELLP!
Narrator: From behind a rock a black figure moved and told Joey to pick up the log.
Black Figure: Joey, hold onto the log!
Narrator: So Joey held onto the log and the black figure lifted up the log and put the log on the dry land.
Joey: How do you know my name, Black Figure Man?
Black Figure Man: Of course I know your name, I've seen every episode of Yu- Gi-Oh!.
Joey: Oh, right.
Joey: But who are you, Black Figure Man?
Black Figue Man: I am the one and only, Drake!
Joey: That guy who wrote KURIBOH'S REVENGE & JOEY AND THE DONUTS and all those other weird stories?
Drake: Yes, That's me.
Joey: COOL! (*_*)
Joey: But how did you lift the log up?
Drake: I sued my muscles for being too weak, so they gave me strengh, lots of it!
Joey: Even more COOL! (*_*)
Narrator: But when Joey fell in the water, he was unaware that his map sank to the bottom of lake.
Joey: Oh no! While I was chitchating away with you Drake, I lost my map!
Both: Oh No! 0_0;
Narrator: So the 2 friends searched for a place to stay for the night, and they searched for food, as Joey had only stocked himself with ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ............................................................ MARSHMELLOWS!
Joey: WE MUST NOT LET THE ANIMALS OF THIS FOREST EAT MY MARSHIES, THERE MINE!
Marshmellow 1: Hey, you don't own us, we own us.
Marshmellow 2: Yeah, we have rights too!
Narrator: And as they said this the Marshmellows grew legs and ran away.
Joey: That was wierd?
Drake: Well yes, this story is suppose to be humours, and weird, so that's normal.
Joey: Right...
Arcane Fuzzball: Hello Joey, Drake, I heard someone lost a map, was it you.
Drake: Oh hello Fuzzball. Yes, we did lose it.
Joey: (sobbing) **AND IT HAD A TEDDEY BEAR ON IT**
Joey: (still sobbing) **AND IT WAS EATING A DONUT**
Drake: What kind of donut, 'cause I am the Donut Tyrant (refer to story Joey and the Donuts)
Joey: (still sobbing) **HOT JAM**
Arcane Fuzzball: Was it blue with green and pink polka-dots on it, because i've been searching for one of those for 5 years, 8 months, 3 weeks, and 2 days, exact.
Joey: (cured of sobbing) Yes it was, Mister Fuzzball, but why is it so significent to your journey?
Arcane Fuzzball: Because it is 5 years, 8 months, 3 weeks, and 2 days old, so it's gone SUPER MOULDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drake: You like collecting SUPER DONUTS aswell, Arcane Fuzzball?
Arcane Fuzzball: Yes I do Drake, and already i've got the SILVER DONUT, and CHOCO CRUNCH DONUT, and the HOLY GRAIL DONUT, and the SUPER TURKEY DONUT and.....
***
FREAKY! WILL I EVER STOP TALKING ABOUT DONUTS?
WILL JOEY EVER GET A NEW MAP?
WILL YOU BE EVER IN THIS STORY?
NOTE: DRAKE, AS HE IS STILL IN HERE THIS CHAPTER, WILL BE HERE NEXT CHAP. WITH ONE OF YOU!
Oh yeah, PLEAZE R&R!