If You Like Wolverine Clap Your Hands
by ProFool
Original song lyrics from "Spider-man and Friends" For those of you who have not had the . . . err. . . luck, yeah that's a good word to have heard this . . . um . . . . . . yeah . . . Inspiring CD that invokes so many emotions: amusement, fear, hatred, depression. Well the main singers are a random blues clues reject type guy and some lady that reminds me of the crocodile hunter's wife. Anyway when I heard this CD I immediately got this image in my head of Scott and Jean leading sing-allonges with the new recruits. Like that would ever happen. . .
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The new recruits guys trudged as slowly as possible down the hall towards Scott and Jeans 'classroom'. Since the two older mutants had graduated the Professor made them instructors in hopes that this addition to the staff may quell Logan's belief that tanks were becoming necessity. So far, however, all Jean and Scott's "Application of Physics, Mathematics, and other such subjects that baffled Jamie's mind, within the strategic usage of mutant powers" had only served to irritate the younger mutants and provoked them into bad, if not destructive, behavior.
"I still don't see why we don't ditch, I mean if we all did it they couldn't punish us." Ray thought allowed hoping that this time the others would follow his lead in rebelling against their instructors.
"I know, it's not like their gonna make us do survival training like Logan." Bobby added annoyed by the whole situation.
"It wasn' tah bad durin' the summah, but ah got a test tomorrah. How'm ah gonna study if ah'm forced tah listen tah Jean an' Scott ramble on abou' physics?" Sam asked worriedly.
"Well if it's a physics test, then this class might actually help." Roberto suggested seeing as he was the only one that showed any support for these sessions at all.
"But it ain't physics," Sam sighed, "It's English."
"At least you guys know what physics is," Jamie grumbled, "I'm not even sure what kinda math it is."
"Uh, Jamie, physics is a science." Roberto said looking down at the younger boy.
"It is?" Jamie questioned with a look of awe.
The guys arrived outside the 'classroom' door. None of them checked to see if it was open, because none of them desired to enter yet, if ever. There they waited, Roberto tried in vain to explain physics in terms Jamie could understand, while the others simply whined and complained without actually accomplishing anything in particular. Then Amara appeared from around the corner.
"Hi guys, guess who I brought!" Amara greeted them cheerfully.
"Logan?" Bobby asked almost pleadingly.
"An over achieving loser? Oh, wait Roberto's already here." Ray quipped, receiving a glare from said over achieving loser.
"Uh. . .no, I brought Tabitha." Amara stated happily just as Tabitha rounded the corner.
"Hmm, Tabitha locked in a small room with Scott and Jean." Bobby pondered out-loud "This could definitely liven things up."
Almost as if summoned by their names Scott and Jean showed up. Right away the new recruits knew something was terribly wrong. Jean wore her usual benevolent smile, but Scott had a very uncharacteristic smirk plastered on his face. Without a word the two of them opened up the 'classroom' and the new recruits filed in taking whatever seat appealed to them.
"I'm glad to see that none of you tried to ditch today." Jean said warmly "Oh, and welcome Tabitha. What brings you here?"
"Hey Jean, well I'm not doin' so good in math and my girl Amara told me about your little study group so I decided to check it out." Tabby answered back only giving Jean half her attention. All the students were mainly interested in Scott, who appeared to be setting up a CD player at the moment. "What's Scooter-boy doin'?"
"Well Scott and I found an article on how music can help people learn, so from now on we'll be listening to Mozart while in these sessions." Jean stated matter of factly. There was a general groan from the students about this new torment their instructors had devised.
"Actually, Beast couldn't find the Mozart CD so I just grabbed one off the shelf." Scott said as he turned on the CD player. Immediately the tune to "She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes" filled the room, but it had quite decidedly different lyrics.
Let me introduce you to a girl whose name is Storm
She has a super power that's quite outside the norm
You see she can change the weather anytime at all
She can do it in the summer winter spring or fall
"Uh, Scott. . ."
Storm can change the weather anytime oh yeah
Storm can change the weather anytime oh yeah
She can make it rain or snow
She can make the cold wind blow
Yeah Storm can change the weather anytime oh yeah
"Sing allonges! I, like, love these!"
Storm can change the weather any day splash splash
Storm can change the weather any day splash splash
If there's a hurricane
She can stop the rain rain rain
Yeah Storm can change the weather any day splash splash
"Ah'm startin' tah miss Mozart"
Storm can change the weather just like that yes sir
Storm can change the weather just like that yes sir
So if its cloudy have no fear
She'll make those clouds disappear
Yeah Storm can change the weather just like that yes sir
"MAKE IT STOP!"
Storm can change the weather in a snap
Storm can change the weather in a snap
When she wants to have some fun
at the beach she brings the sun
Yeah Storm can change the weather in a snap
"I can't find the off button. . ."
Now Storm can change the weather really fast ye ha
Storm can change the weather really fast ye ha
Before you can count to ten
She can change it once again
Yeah Storm can change the weather really fast ye ha
"Hey, like, what are you guys doing with my CD?" Kitty asked as she watched Scott unplug the CD player.
"Can you burn me a copy!" Tabby called across the room.
"Maybe Scott can . . . Anyways Logan's ready to start the new recruit's survival training." Kitty said before heading back down the hall.
"YES! FREEDOM!" Bobby shouted as he and the others ran.
"So, that was Kitty's favorite CD. . . That gives me an idea." Scott thought to himself.
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Later. . . Lance was waiting outside of the Institute for Kitty when Scott came walking up with a CD player.
"What do you want, Summers?" Lance asked suspiciously.
"Well, the Professor always says we should be building bridges with the Brotherhood, not burning them." Scott sighed.
"I think Pyro's got that end pretty well covered." Lance stated flatly.
"I was going to let you listen to one of Kitty's favorite CD's" Scott said turning on the CD player.
La la la la la la la la la la la la la
If you like Wolverine clap your hands and count to three
If you like Wolverine do it just like me
"Go away and let us never speak of this meeting again." Lance said reaching over and turning off the CD player.
"Okay. . ." Scott said before stalking off.
"So, that was Kitty's favorite CD. . . That gives me an idea." Lance thought to himself.
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"If you like Avalanche stamp your foot!" Lance shouted up at Kitty's window later that night.
"Alright, bub, this serenade over." Logan growled as he dashed out of the institute.
"If you like Avalanche stamp your foot!" Lance continued oblivious to the Wolverine that was about to lunge at him from the fountain. Lance stamped his foot and the earth shook in response knocking the sculpted angel off the fountain and onto Logan.
"Ow." Logan muttered.
"Lance?" Kitty asked drowsily poking her head out the window, "What are you doing?"
"Singing." Lance called up to her.
"Well, get out of here before Logan finds you." Kitty called back earnestly.
"Oh. . ." Lance looked around wearily as if expecting Wolverine to jump out of thin air. "Alright, I'll see you tomorrow."
"'Kay, goodnight Lance!" Kitty shouted after him as he jumped back over the fence, then she shut her window.
"Little help." Logan called out to the night air, "Anyone? Aw, common this things got me pinned. . . Hello. . . . . . . . . I really hope Chuck, finds me before the new recruits do. . . la la la la la la la la la la la la la. . .
The End
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by ProFool
Original song lyrics from "Spider-man and Friends" For those of you who have not had the . . . err. . . luck, yeah that's a good word to have heard this . . . um . . . . . . yeah . . . Inspiring CD that invokes so many emotions: amusement, fear, hatred, depression. Well the main singers are a random blues clues reject type guy and some lady that reminds me of the crocodile hunter's wife. Anyway when I heard this CD I immediately got this image in my head of Scott and Jean leading sing-allonges with the new recruits. Like that would ever happen. . .
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The new recruits guys trudged as slowly as possible down the hall towards Scott and Jeans 'classroom'. Since the two older mutants had graduated the Professor made them instructors in hopes that this addition to the staff may quell Logan's belief that tanks were becoming necessity. So far, however, all Jean and Scott's "Application of Physics, Mathematics, and other such subjects that baffled Jamie's mind, within the strategic usage of mutant powers" had only served to irritate the younger mutants and provoked them into bad, if not destructive, behavior.
"I still don't see why we don't ditch, I mean if we all did it they couldn't punish us." Ray thought allowed hoping that this time the others would follow his lead in rebelling against their instructors.
"I know, it's not like their gonna make us do survival training like Logan." Bobby added annoyed by the whole situation.
"It wasn' tah bad durin' the summah, but ah got a test tomorrah. How'm ah gonna study if ah'm forced tah listen tah Jean an' Scott ramble on abou' physics?" Sam asked worriedly.
"Well if it's a physics test, then this class might actually help." Roberto suggested seeing as he was the only one that showed any support for these sessions at all.
"But it ain't physics," Sam sighed, "It's English."
"At least you guys know what physics is," Jamie grumbled, "I'm not even sure what kinda math it is."
"Uh, Jamie, physics is a science." Roberto said looking down at the younger boy.
"It is?" Jamie questioned with a look of awe.
The guys arrived outside the 'classroom' door. None of them checked to see if it was open, because none of them desired to enter yet, if ever. There they waited, Roberto tried in vain to explain physics in terms Jamie could understand, while the others simply whined and complained without actually accomplishing anything in particular. Then Amara appeared from around the corner.
"Hi guys, guess who I brought!" Amara greeted them cheerfully.
"Logan?" Bobby asked almost pleadingly.
"An over achieving loser? Oh, wait Roberto's already here." Ray quipped, receiving a glare from said over achieving loser.
"Uh. . .no, I brought Tabitha." Amara stated happily just as Tabitha rounded the corner.
"Hmm, Tabitha locked in a small room with Scott and Jean." Bobby pondered out-loud "This could definitely liven things up."
Almost as if summoned by their names Scott and Jean showed up. Right away the new recruits knew something was terribly wrong. Jean wore her usual benevolent smile, but Scott had a very uncharacteristic smirk plastered on his face. Without a word the two of them opened up the 'classroom' and the new recruits filed in taking whatever seat appealed to them.
"I'm glad to see that none of you tried to ditch today." Jean said warmly "Oh, and welcome Tabitha. What brings you here?"
"Hey Jean, well I'm not doin' so good in math and my girl Amara told me about your little study group so I decided to check it out." Tabby answered back only giving Jean half her attention. All the students were mainly interested in Scott, who appeared to be setting up a CD player at the moment. "What's Scooter-boy doin'?"
"Well Scott and I found an article on how music can help people learn, so from now on we'll be listening to Mozart while in these sessions." Jean stated matter of factly. There was a general groan from the students about this new torment their instructors had devised.
"Actually, Beast couldn't find the Mozart CD so I just grabbed one off the shelf." Scott said as he turned on the CD player. Immediately the tune to "She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes" filled the room, but it had quite decidedly different lyrics.
Let me introduce you to a girl whose name is Storm
She has a super power that's quite outside the norm
You see she can change the weather anytime at all
She can do it in the summer winter spring or fall
"Uh, Scott. . ."
Storm can change the weather anytime oh yeah
Storm can change the weather anytime oh yeah
She can make it rain or snow
She can make the cold wind blow
Yeah Storm can change the weather anytime oh yeah
"Sing allonges! I, like, love these!"
Storm can change the weather any day splash splash
Storm can change the weather any day splash splash
If there's a hurricane
She can stop the rain rain rain
Yeah Storm can change the weather any day splash splash
"Ah'm startin' tah miss Mozart"
Storm can change the weather just like that yes sir
Storm can change the weather just like that yes sir
So if its cloudy have no fear
She'll make those clouds disappear
Yeah Storm can change the weather just like that yes sir
"MAKE IT STOP!"
Storm can change the weather in a snap
Storm can change the weather in a snap
When she wants to have some fun
at the beach she brings the sun
Yeah Storm can change the weather in a snap
"I can't find the off button. . ."
Now Storm can change the weather really fast ye ha
Storm can change the weather really fast ye ha
Before you can count to ten
She can change it once again
Yeah Storm can change the weather really fast ye ha
"Hey, like, what are you guys doing with my CD?" Kitty asked as she watched Scott unplug the CD player.
"Can you burn me a copy!" Tabby called across the room.
"Maybe Scott can . . . Anyways Logan's ready to start the new recruit's survival training." Kitty said before heading back down the hall.
"YES! FREEDOM!" Bobby shouted as he and the others ran.
"So, that was Kitty's favorite CD. . . That gives me an idea." Scott thought to himself.
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Later. . . Lance was waiting outside of the Institute for Kitty when Scott came walking up with a CD player.
"What do you want, Summers?" Lance asked suspiciously.
"Well, the Professor always says we should be building bridges with the Brotherhood, not burning them." Scott sighed.
"I think Pyro's got that end pretty well covered." Lance stated flatly.
"I was going to let you listen to one of Kitty's favorite CD's" Scott said turning on the CD player.
La la la la la la la la la la la la la
If you like Wolverine clap your hands and count to three
If you like Wolverine do it just like me
"Go away and let us never speak of this meeting again." Lance said reaching over and turning off the CD player.
"Okay. . ." Scott said before stalking off.
"So, that was Kitty's favorite CD. . . That gives me an idea." Lance thought to himself.
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"If you like Avalanche stamp your foot!" Lance shouted up at Kitty's window later that night.
"Alright, bub, this serenade over." Logan growled as he dashed out of the institute.
"If you like Avalanche stamp your foot!" Lance continued oblivious to the Wolverine that was about to lunge at him from the fountain. Lance stamped his foot and the earth shook in response knocking the sculpted angel off the fountain and onto Logan.
"Ow." Logan muttered.
"Lance?" Kitty asked drowsily poking her head out the window, "What are you doing?"
"Singing." Lance called up to her.
"Well, get out of here before Logan finds you." Kitty called back earnestly.
"Oh. . ." Lance looked around wearily as if expecting Wolverine to jump out of thin air. "Alright, I'll see you tomorrow."
"'Kay, goodnight Lance!" Kitty shouted after him as he jumped back over the fence, then she shut her window.
"Little help." Logan called out to the night air, "Anyone? Aw, common this things got me pinned. . . Hello. . . . . . . . . I really hope Chuck, finds me before the new recruits do. . . la la la la la la la la la la la la la. . .
The End
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