Title: Dear Diary: Oops
Chapter Seven

Author: Rae

Pairing: 2x3x2, 1x4, 5xS

Category: Romance and Supernatural

Rating: R

Warning: AU!! Duo is a shapeshifter. Most of the info I used in the story is based on another books, by Dara Joy. Also language, and long times between updates

Disclaimers: I don't own them, and I never will. Nor do I own the dara joy book. I am just using the Gundam characters to help me with creative writing. I am also broke so PLEASE DON'T SUE ME!! Anime and college are sucking up all my money!

Feedback: Empress1438@hotmail.com, AOL IM: emp1438

Note: I admit this is a kind of confusing chapter, but if you hang with me I will explain it later on. (If you know the Dara Joy books this is where it gets really different)

//Diary Entry//
*Sound effect*
(Thoughts)
~Speaker/Thinker~

Dear Diary: Oops
Part Seven
//Dear Diary://

//Dinner that night was stressed to say the least. It was the strangest thing I ever experienced. While Quatre placed the order, all you heard was his voice. And while waiting for the Chinese Delivery Man to arrive on his bicycle, no one spoke. There was no sound but the tap, tap, tap, tap, of Heero's fingers flying across the keyboard.//

//Why the silent treatment? I wasn't sure until dinner. When the Chinese Delivery Man arrived, Wufei stood to open the door. He quietly greeted the man before taking the food and paid the man, a generous tip included of course. I mean come on we are in the middle of NO WHERE – anyone willing to bring us food deserves a good tip. //

//The food was opened and placed on the table with plates and chopsticks. Still no one spoke. I am completely serious, not one peep was said. I didn't find out why no one was speaking until everyone sat down to eat.//

//I followed the cutest ass, Trowa's (in case my diary has forgotten), into the kitchen. I was hoping that after everyone had finished I would get the leftovers. I know. Leftovers - I must be dreaming, but hey I can dream if I want.//

//All that silence came to a screaming end during dinner where I learned the hard way the answer to my mystery.//

( BASTARD!!! ) ~Trowa~

( Why is Trowa giving me dirty looks? I didn't do anything to deserve them. ) ~Heero~

( Why isn't any speaking? ) ~Quatre~

( ONNA'S!! These pilots are nothing but Stupid Onna's! Speaking of Onna's . . . ) ~Wufei~

( Why does Heero have to be such an asshole. Maybe if he gets laid, it will help his attitude ) ~Trowa~

//* Snicker * I have always wondered that myself!//

( It isn't my fault that Duo hasn't come back yet! ) ~Heero~

( I hope that Duo returns soon, so everyone will go back to normal. But how normal can things be living with five gundam pilots? I also hope he returns quickly for Trowa's sake. ) ~Quatre~

// For Trowa's sake? Does Quatre know something he hasn't told me? SHAME ON YOU QUATRE!! What could Quatre know? He and Trowa are close . . . maybe Trowa said something to him. I guess I will have to pick his mind later for more detail. {Manic grin} //

( Gods, Sally is hot. I cannot wait until I see her again. ) ~Wufei~

( Why do I always seem to fall for the strong and silent types? I mean first I had a thing for Trowa, but that just turned out to be a brotherly love, and now Heero. Who next? Wufei? Naw, Wufei isn't silent, except when he isn't ranting about INJUSTICES! ) ~Quatre~

//So Quatre has a thing for Heero. I never would have guessed cause I was so tied up in his and Trowa's friendship. I admit that jealousy blinded me to their relationship. Which turns out to be like brother or best friends. Heero and I have that kind of relationship, just a bit more violent.//

//I know it seems like Heero and I hate each other but that is the opposite of how we feel. He understands my playfulness and threatens to kill me. I know he would never intentionally hurt me, but running and hiding is half the fun. My playfulness keeps him on his toes, which he likes, and when I hide, it helps him keep up his tracking skills during down time.//

//Oops, sorry about the tangent. I have gotten off of my soapbox. Where was I? RIGHT! Quatre has a thing for Heero. You know there's no better way to curb jealousy than to eliminate the competition - by matching up the person with someone else. I know just who to match up. Heero and Quatre!! They would look so good together.//

( Where is Duo? ) ~Trowa~ Cat rubbed his head against Trowa's perfectly proportioned performers pierna. * Spanish for leg. * Absently Trowa lowered his free hand to rub Cat affectionately. ( Duo would never allow this silence to fester, as it has been doing. ) ~Trowa~

( Damn, where is that baka when you actually need him? ) ~Heero~

( Allah, I need Duo to allievate some of this pressure. He is always good at getting people to temporally forget their problems and make them laugh. Like the last time we ordered Chinese because I blew up the kitchen. He kept dropping food off his chopsticks like a novice when everyone knows that he normally eats like a person who was born using chopsticks. ) ~Quatre~

( . . . Oh God, when I first saw her naked, I immediately thanked Nataku for sending her my way. And when she sucked my cock, I nearly came, just by watching her face, and the sounds she makes . . . ) ~Wufei~

//It took me a while to get that image out of my head. I never in my wildest dreams believed that Wu-bear to be an eechi like the rest of the male population of the world and colonies.//

//After each of them finished their plates, Trowa made me a plate of leftovers. (Isn't he the sweetest?!?!) He set the plate in front of me before proceeding to help with the clean up of dinner.//

//The clean up was worst than dinner. The only sounds where the scrapping of chopsticks against the plates and the running of water. I was glad to be occupied with eating cause I would have gone crazy if I had paid attention to them.//

//After everything was cleaned up everyone went their separate ways. Heero went back to his first and only love, his computer, and Wufei went back in to the center of the house to curl up in the winged recliner with his most current book. Trowa and Quatre both headed toward the bedrooms, and I went with them. Quatre went to his bedroom to practice his violin. //

//I was surprised that Quatre didn't ask Trowa to play with him, but I guess Quatre sensed that Trowa had a lot on his mind. So Trowa and I headed into Trowa's sanctuary. In Trowa's room, Trowa opened the top drawer of the dresser in the room and withdrew a book that looked like it have been through numerous wars and read hundreds of times.//

//Trowa sat on his bed with his back against the headboard and patted the spot next to him. Not wanting to miss a chance, I jumped beside him and place my head in his lap. He laughed, not a full belly laugh, just a little one. Then he did something I never expected.//

//He began to read out loud.//

tbc