If You Like Wolverine Clap Your Hands
by ProFool
This fic was originally designed to be a one shot, but people reviewed and wanted another chapter. In truth I didn't do this to please reviewers, I did this cause we started listening to that blasted CD again! Curse you "Spider-man and Friends"! So, here we go with two more songs from that ever so popular CD, which I have been using as a cheap form of torture . . . they deemed Phantom of the Opera too cruel . . . I like the Phantom, he reminds me of Toad. Raoul needs death in large quantities . . . what was I doing again? Whoa, random tangent! Can that count as a disclaimer? I think so.
Warning: The song "If You('ve) Got Power" should NOT be played around impressionable smallish children. Just think they may grow up to dislike or even hate the Brotherhood, how anyone could not like them . . . it hurts the brain. So, please if you do not wish your impressionable smallish children to turn out like Scott and/or Jean gone fascist do not, I repeat do not let them hear or read the lyrics of "If You('ve) Got Power", thank you.
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Logan dragged himself into the living room there he spotted the 'Half-Pint' he'd been looking for since he had escaped the new recruits and a certain statue earlier that day. He was soaked to the adamantium bone from Bobby's brilliant idea of sliding him out from under the statue which had ultimately failed. Then Tabby, whom had decided to throw herself a sleep over, proved that 'boom booming' a statue was one sure fire way to free a trapped Wolverine. Although, it also gave said Wolverine's costume some strategic tears (insert fan girls random screaming here. *covers ears* fan girls scare me.)
"Half-Pint, I think we need to talk." Logan groaned.
"Sure thing Mr. Logan, like, what happened?" Kitty asked looking very concerned.
"The new recruits happened, ya know why? Cause I was pinned under a statue. Ya know why? Cause someone Avalanched it on top of me last night!" Logan growled.
"Oh." Kitty said looking a bit guilty.
"Here's the deal Half-Pint, either you go over and fix those boys or I will." Logan stated unsheathing his claws.
"Okay," Kitty sighed considering her new appointed task, then she received a brilliant idea, "Don't worry Mr. Logan I know just how to teach them." Kitty smiled as she went to grab the one thing that could teach the Brotherhood the error of their ways.
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Later at the Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House . . . Lance was attempting to drown out the typical chaos associated with the Brotherhood by wearing headphones hooked up to his electric guitar. He hadn't seen Toad for a while which was odd, but Freddy and their newest brother John, A.K.A. Pyro, A.K.A. Flamethrower Man, were making enough noise in the kitchen. Then there was Pietro . . . Where was Pietro? Before Lance could ponder further the speedster zipped by knocking Lance's headphones off.
"Thanks a lot Pietro." Lance growled sarcastically, although Pietro was already in the foyer. Answering the door by the sounds of it.
"We don't want any!" Pietro shouted before he finished opening the door, then he realized it was Kitty. "Oh! Well-if-it-isn't-slowpoke-Kitty-Pryde. Lemme guess, you're here for our resident rock-head?"
Almost as if on cue Lance walked into the foyer. "Hey, Kitty! Why're you here?" Lance asked in a decidedly happier mood.
"Hmm, I dunno Lance," Pietro quipped, "maybe she came to see Toad."
"Shut up, Pietro!" Lance snapped.
"Actually," Kitty inserted before the boys could start a fight, "Mr. Logan brought me here to talk to all of you." She said opening the door a bit more to reveal Wolverine sitting on his motorcycle not too far off.
Both boys paled slightly and brought Kitty inside. "What does he want?" Pietro asked warily eyeing the door as if Wolverine might slice through it at any moment.
"Nothing much he just thought I should explain a few things to you, like, what's right and what's wrong, so I brought a CD." Kitty responded.
It was at this point that Freddy and John decided to poke their heads out of the kitchen. "Wha's that Sheila doin' here?" John asked curiously.
"We have to listen to some CD or Wolverine's gonna kill us." Lance said bluntly.
"Oh." John said, "Well lets hear it!"
Kitty placed the CD in the Brotherhood's stereo system and turned it to track nine "If You('ve) Got Power".
With great power comes great responsibility . . .
"What . . . wait . . ."
If you've got power better use it to do good
Cause it don't mean nothin' if you don't do what you should
Just like Spidey does in his neighborhood
If you've got power better use it to do good
"Who?"
There are some people who have very bad plans
They use their power in the worst way that they can
But they've got lots of enemies not a lot of friends
Cause they keep hurting people again and again
And Spidey's gonna get them in the end
"Hmm, I know someone like that. His plan involved a train . . ."
So if you've got power better use it to do good
Cause it don't mean nothin' if you don't do what you should
Just like Spidey does in his neighborhood
If you've got power better use it to do good
"Great it's got a chorus line . . ."
Spiderman is powerful Spiderman is strong
But Spiderman knows right from wrong
And he's got a message for you and me
Yes he's got a message so listen carefully
He says with great power comes great responsibilty
"Who? What are they talking about?"
So if you've got power better use it to do good
Cause it don't mean nothin' if you don't do what you should
Just like Spidey does in his neighborhood
If you've got power better use it to do good
"Is Spider man gonna get us?"
If you've got power better use it to do good
Cause it don't mean nothin' if you don't do what you should
Just like Spidey does in his neighborhood
If you've got power better use it to do good
"I don't think he's real Fred."
If you've got power better use it to do good
If you've got power better use it to do good
If you've got power better use it to do good
If you've got power better use it to do good
If you've got power better use it to do good
If you've got power better use it to do good
If you've got power better use it to do good
If you've got power better use it to do good
"What kind of name is Spiderman, anyway?" Pietro asked astonished by the sure stupidity of it all.
"Same kind of name as Toad. Where is he anyway?" Lance asked the other three boys.
"I locked him in the closet." Pietro said in a bored fashion.
"Great," Lance sighed sarcastically, "which closet?"
"Hall closet, upstairs." Pietro responded as he snatched John's lighter before he could set the stereo system on fire.
"I think Pietro needs to hear one more song." Kitty giggled to herself.
Pietro looked at her as though she'd grown another head, "No, really, I think I've listened to one song too many already."
"Yup, I'm gonna go let Toad outta that closet now." Lance said before running up the stairs.
"I'll listen as long as it doesn't have that creepy Spider-guy in it." Freddy said crossing his arms defiantly.
"I'm with ya on that one mate, these songs are great!" John laughed.
"Hey! I've got an idea, you guys stay here and listen to this, err, music." Pietro said edging closer to the front door, "I'll just be going . . ."
"Did you forget about Mr. Logan?" Kitty beamed as she switched it to track 12 "Nobody Likes A Bully".
"I hate you." Pietro grumbled as he sat down on the couch resigned to his fate.
Nobody likes a bully nobody at all
In the playground or at school
In the park or at the pool
Spidey and friends say bullies just ain't cool
Cause Nobody likes a bully nobody at all
Nobody no no no
Nobody uh uh uh
Nobody nobody at all
"Great, more Spidey. . ."
Nobody likes a bully nobody at all
So if you pull somebodies hair
Just cause your bigger that's no fair
When you play think what Spidey and friends would say
Nobody likes a bully nobody at all
Nobody no no no
Nobody uh uh uh
Nobody nobody at all
"Set Pietro's hair on fire, gotcha."
Nobody likes a bully nobody at all
So if you call someone a name
Then you're a bully just the same
So when you play think what Spidey and friends would say
Nobody likes a bully nobody at all
Nobody no no no
Nobody uh uh uh
Nobody nobody at all
Nobody no no no
Nobody uh uh uh
Nobody nobody at all
"Okay, no-more-music! Bye-Kitty. We'll-miss-you." Pietro said rushing Kitty out the door.
"Aye, Pietro, Can I have my lighter back?" John queried as spun back around.
"No!" Pietro shouted.
"No, need to be such a bully about it." John sulked, "Didn't you listen to any of those songs? They said 'if you got fire better use it to burn good guys'."
"Um, I thought they said something else." Freddy shrugged.
"Close enough, mate." Pyro replied.
"It's good to know those songs had no lasting effects on you idiots." Pietro said as Toad bound down the stairs.
"Somethin's wrong with Lance, yo." Todd said shaking his head.
"What's wrong with Lance? He was fine a couple minutes ago." Freddy asked a bit concerned.
Then Lance came walking down the stairs singing, "If You Like Avalanche Stomp Your Foot."
"Oh no." Pietro sighed exasperated.
"CURSE YOU SPIDERMAN AND FRIENDS!!!!!" Freddy yelled shaking his fist at the stereo system.
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ProFool: Okay that should be the end to this madness unless more people review wanting me to continue and I end up listening to the CD again. If you liked this Story click on the name we got more crazy junk . . . well not this crazy, maybe there is the one with Scott . . . and that fair one . . .
Just so I don't get killed by Spidey fans, I'll have ya know I like Spidey, he saved comic-verse Toad! Go Spidey! We here at Anti-XYo just thought the BroHoodBoys would dislike him seeing as he is kinda a good guy and all and he's telling them what to do with their powers through song.
by ProFool
This fic was originally designed to be a one shot, but people reviewed and wanted another chapter. In truth I didn't do this to please reviewers, I did this cause we started listening to that blasted CD again! Curse you "Spider-man and Friends"! So, here we go with two more songs from that ever so popular CD, which I have been using as a cheap form of torture . . . they deemed Phantom of the Opera too cruel . . . I like the Phantom, he reminds me of Toad. Raoul needs death in large quantities . . . what was I doing again? Whoa, random tangent! Can that count as a disclaimer? I think so.
Warning: The song "If You('ve) Got Power" should NOT be played around impressionable smallish children. Just think they may grow up to dislike or even hate the Brotherhood, how anyone could not like them . . . it hurts the brain. So, please if you do not wish your impressionable smallish children to turn out like Scott and/or Jean gone fascist do not, I repeat do not let them hear or read the lyrics of "If You('ve) Got Power", thank you.
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Logan dragged himself into the living room there he spotted the 'Half-Pint' he'd been looking for since he had escaped the new recruits and a certain statue earlier that day. He was soaked to the adamantium bone from Bobby's brilliant idea of sliding him out from under the statue which had ultimately failed. Then Tabby, whom had decided to throw herself a sleep over, proved that 'boom booming' a statue was one sure fire way to free a trapped Wolverine. Although, it also gave said Wolverine's costume some strategic tears (insert fan girls random screaming here. *covers ears* fan girls scare me.)
"Half-Pint, I think we need to talk." Logan groaned.
"Sure thing Mr. Logan, like, what happened?" Kitty asked looking very concerned.
"The new recruits happened, ya know why? Cause I was pinned under a statue. Ya know why? Cause someone Avalanched it on top of me last night!" Logan growled.
"Oh." Kitty said looking a bit guilty.
"Here's the deal Half-Pint, either you go over and fix those boys or I will." Logan stated unsheathing his claws.
"Okay," Kitty sighed considering her new appointed task, then she received a brilliant idea, "Don't worry Mr. Logan I know just how to teach them." Kitty smiled as she went to grab the one thing that could teach the Brotherhood the error of their ways.
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Later at the Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House . . . Lance was attempting to drown out the typical chaos associated with the Brotherhood by wearing headphones hooked up to his electric guitar. He hadn't seen Toad for a while which was odd, but Freddy and their newest brother John, A.K.A. Pyro, A.K.A. Flamethrower Man, were making enough noise in the kitchen. Then there was Pietro . . . Where was Pietro? Before Lance could ponder further the speedster zipped by knocking Lance's headphones off.
"Thanks a lot Pietro." Lance growled sarcastically, although Pietro was already in the foyer. Answering the door by the sounds of it.
"We don't want any!" Pietro shouted before he finished opening the door, then he realized it was Kitty. "Oh! Well-if-it-isn't-slowpoke-Kitty-Pryde. Lemme guess, you're here for our resident rock-head?"
Almost as if on cue Lance walked into the foyer. "Hey, Kitty! Why're you here?" Lance asked in a decidedly happier mood.
"Hmm, I dunno Lance," Pietro quipped, "maybe she came to see Toad."
"Shut up, Pietro!" Lance snapped.
"Actually," Kitty inserted before the boys could start a fight, "Mr. Logan brought me here to talk to all of you." She said opening the door a bit more to reveal Wolverine sitting on his motorcycle not too far off.
Both boys paled slightly and brought Kitty inside. "What does he want?" Pietro asked warily eyeing the door as if Wolverine might slice through it at any moment.
"Nothing much he just thought I should explain a few things to you, like, what's right and what's wrong, so I brought a CD." Kitty responded.
It was at this point that Freddy and John decided to poke their heads out of the kitchen. "Wha's that Sheila doin' here?" John asked curiously.
"We have to listen to some CD or Wolverine's gonna kill us." Lance said bluntly.
"Oh." John said, "Well lets hear it!"
Kitty placed the CD in the Brotherhood's stereo system and turned it to track nine "If You('ve) Got Power".
With great power comes great responsibility . . .
"What . . . wait . . ."
If you've got power better use it to do good
Cause it don't mean nothin' if you don't do what you should
Just like Spidey does in his neighborhood
If you've got power better use it to do good
"Who?"
There are some people who have very bad plans
They use their power in the worst way that they can
But they've got lots of enemies not a lot of friends
Cause they keep hurting people again and again
And Spidey's gonna get them in the end
"Hmm, I know someone like that. His plan involved a train . . ."
So if you've got power better use it to do good
Cause it don't mean nothin' if you don't do what you should
Just like Spidey does in his neighborhood
If you've got power better use it to do good
"Great it's got a chorus line . . ."
Spiderman is powerful Spiderman is strong
But Spiderman knows right from wrong
And he's got a message for you and me
Yes he's got a message so listen carefully
He says with great power comes great responsibilty
"Who? What are they talking about?"
So if you've got power better use it to do good
Cause it don't mean nothin' if you don't do what you should
Just like Spidey does in his neighborhood
If you've got power better use it to do good
"Is Spider man gonna get us?"
If you've got power better use it to do good
Cause it don't mean nothin' if you don't do what you should
Just like Spidey does in his neighborhood
If you've got power better use it to do good
"I don't think he's real Fred."
If you've got power better use it to do good
If you've got power better use it to do good
If you've got power better use it to do good
If you've got power better use it to do good
If you've got power better use it to do good
If you've got power better use it to do good
If you've got power better use it to do good
If you've got power better use it to do good
"What kind of name is Spiderman, anyway?" Pietro asked astonished by the sure stupidity of it all.
"Same kind of name as Toad. Where is he anyway?" Lance asked the other three boys.
"I locked him in the closet." Pietro said in a bored fashion.
"Great," Lance sighed sarcastically, "which closet?"
"Hall closet, upstairs." Pietro responded as he snatched John's lighter before he could set the stereo system on fire.
"I think Pietro needs to hear one more song." Kitty giggled to herself.
Pietro looked at her as though she'd grown another head, "No, really, I think I've listened to one song too many already."
"Yup, I'm gonna go let Toad outta that closet now." Lance said before running up the stairs.
"I'll listen as long as it doesn't have that creepy Spider-guy in it." Freddy said crossing his arms defiantly.
"I'm with ya on that one mate, these songs are great!" John laughed.
"Hey! I've got an idea, you guys stay here and listen to this, err, music." Pietro said edging closer to the front door, "I'll just be going . . ."
"Did you forget about Mr. Logan?" Kitty beamed as she switched it to track 12 "Nobody Likes A Bully".
"I hate you." Pietro grumbled as he sat down on the couch resigned to his fate.
Nobody likes a bully nobody at all
In the playground or at school
In the park or at the pool
Spidey and friends say bullies just ain't cool
Cause Nobody likes a bully nobody at all
Nobody no no no
Nobody uh uh uh
Nobody nobody at all
"Great, more Spidey. . ."
Nobody likes a bully nobody at all
So if you pull somebodies hair
Just cause your bigger that's no fair
When you play think what Spidey and friends would say
Nobody likes a bully nobody at all
Nobody no no no
Nobody uh uh uh
Nobody nobody at all
"Set Pietro's hair on fire, gotcha."
Nobody likes a bully nobody at all
So if you call someone a name
Then you're a bully just the same
So when you play think what Spidey and friends would say
Nobody likes a bully nobody at all
Nobody no no no
Nobody uh uh uh
Nobody nobody at all
Nobody no no no
Nobody uh uh uh
Nobody nobody at all
"Okay, no-more-music! Bye-Kitty. We'll-miss-you." Pietro said rushing Kitty out the door.
"Aye, Pietro, Can I have my lighter back?" John queried as spun back around.
"No!" Pietro shouted.
"No, need to be such a bully about it." John sulked, "Didn't you listen to any of those songs? They said 'if you got fire better use it to burn good guys'."
"Um, I thought they said something else." Freddy shrugged.
"Close enough, mate." Pyro replied.
"It's good to know those songs had no lasting effects on you idiots." Pietro said as Toad bound down the stairs.
"Somethin's wrong with Lance, yo." Todd said shaking his head.
"What's wrong with Lance? He was fine a couple minutes ago." Freddy asked a bit concerned.
Then Lance came walking down the stairs singing, "If You Like Avalanche Stomp Your Foot."
"Oh no." Pietro sighed exasperated.
"CURSE YOU SPIDERMAN AND FRIENDS!!!!!" Freddy yelled shaking his fist at the stereo system.
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ProFool: Okay that should be the end to this madness unless more people review wanting me to continue and I end up listening to the CD again. If you liked this Story click on the name we got more crazy junk . . . well not this crazy, maybe there is the one with Scott . . . and that fair one . . .
Just so I don't get killed by Spidey fans, I'll have ya know I like Spidey, he saved comic-verse Toad! Go Spidey! We here at Anti-XYo just thought the BroHoodBoys would dislike him seeing as he is kinda a good guy and all and he's telling them what to do with their powers through song.