Disclaimer: Don't rub it in my face, I don't own Harry Potter...or do I?
*sigh* I can
dream, can't I?
A/N: Howdee this is Liney.feeling bored with my other fanfic, so I decided to ditch that
one for now and start on this one. I was extremely bored, so tell me if this one sucks. I'll
also take character suggestions if you want someone to be on the show- thingy.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~THE DATING GAME~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Announcer: Hello folks! Are you ready for a game of...
Crowd: THE DATING GAME!!!!!!
Announcer: And here's our contestants! For our Bachelor #1...put your hands together for: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarry Potter!!!!!!
Crowd: *wild clapping*
Announcer: Sit right here, Harry. Tell us about yourself.
Harry: Well, my name's Harry Potter, I'm 20, I've been having a dark, evil wizard after me for all my life...um...oh yea! I have a neat little scar on my face too! See??
Announcer: Amazing, Harry. So, tell me. What kind of girl are you interested in?
Harry: Well, I like girls who have more than one skin blemish on them, who spontaneously have fits and black out occasionally, and have at least one dark, evil wizard out to get them.
Announcer: How about looks, Harry? Blondes, brunettes? What do you like?
Harry: Umm.well, I already mentioned the scar thing. Hmm.I've always liked black hair, and she has to have an adoring look in her eye always, that always hits my fancy.
Announcer: Well Harry, I believe that can be arranged! We are going to blindfold you, Harry, so that we can bring in.......Bachelorette #1!!!!!!!!
Crowd: *whistling*
Announcer: So, Bachelorette #1, tell me about yourself.
Bachelorette #1: *really high-pitched squeaky girly voice* Well, I have 15 scars on me, 6 on one leg, 4 on the other, 2 on this arm, 2 one this arm...and I can't show you the other.
Crowd: *silence*
Bachelorette #1: I have black hair, and...um...oh yes, You-Know-Who's half brother has sworn to kill me.
Crowd: *gasp*
A member of the crowd wearing a bright pink cape and mask on stands up, points his wand at Bachelorette #1
Caped Figure: I'll get you this time!! You will not escape!!! Avada Kedavra!
Bachelorette #1 falls dead in her seat.
Announcer:*complete silence* Oooook then. Looks like we're just going to have to move on then to...Bachelorette #2! But first, a word from our sponsors!!!!!
*camera goes off, the smile is immediately wiped off the announcer, and the crowd instantly rushes to the snack bar*
A/N: Well there ya go...the first chapter...i liked Lord Voldy's half-bro bit...hahah. Press the little button on the bottom left-hand corner of the page to make me happy!!!!!!! Remember, you can still ask for certain HP characters to be on the show-thing, but I'm not done with Harry yet *evil cackle*. ACCIO REVIEWERS!!!!!
dream, can't I?
A/N: Howdee this is Liney.feeling bored with my other fanfic, so I decided to ditch that
one for now and start on this one. I was extremely bored, so tell me if this one sucks. I'll
also take character suggestions if you want someone to be on the show- thingy.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~THE DATING GAME~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Announcer: Hello folks! Are you ready for a game of...
Crowd: THE DATING GAME!!!!!!
Announcer: And here's our contestants! For our Bachelor #1...put your hands together for: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarry Potter!!!!!!
Crowd: *wild clapping*
Announcer: Sit right here, Harry. Tell us about yourself.
Harry: Well, my name's Harry Potter, I'm 20, I've been having a dark, evil wizard after me for all my life...um...oh yea! I have a neat little scar on my face too! See??
Announcer: Amazing, Harry. So, tell me. What kind of girl are you interested in?
Harry: Well, I like girls who have more than one skin blemish on them, who spontaneously have fits and black out occasionally, and have at least one dark, evil wizard out to get them.
Announcer: How about looks, Harry? Blondes, brunettes? What do you like?
Harry: Umm.well, I already mentioned the scar thing. Hmm.I've always liked black hair, and she has to have an adoring look in her eye always, that always hits my fancy.
Announcer: Well Harry, I believe that can be arranged! We are going to blindfold you, Harry, so that we can bring in.......Bachelorette #1!!!!!!!!
Crowd: *whistling*
Announcer: So, Bachelorette #1, tell me about yourself.
Bachelorette #1: *really high-pitched squeaky girly voice* Well, I have 15 scars on me, 6 on one leg, 4 on the other, 2 on this arm, 2 one this arm...and I can't show you the other.
Crowd: *silence*
Bachelorette #1: I have black hair, and...um...oh yes, You-Know-Who's half brother has sworn to kill me.
Crowd: *gasp*
A member of the crowd wearing a bright pink cape and mask on stands up, points his wand at Bachelorette #1
Caped Figure: I'll get you this time!! You will not escape!!! Avada Kedavra!
Bachelorette #1 falls dead in her seat.
Announcer:*complete silence* Oooook then. Looks like we're just going to have to move on then to...Bachelorette #2! But first, a word from our sponsors!!!!!
*camera goes off, the smile is immediately wiped off the announcer, and the crowd instantly rushes to the snack bar*
A/N: Well there ya go...the first chapter...i liked Lord Voldy's half-bro bit...hahah. Press the little button on the bottom left-hand corner of the page to make me happy!!!!!!! Remember, you can still ask for certain HP characters to be on the show-thing, but I'm not done with Harry yet *evil cackle*. ACCIO REVIEWERS!!!!!