4:18 PM 11/20/2003
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from dbz Movie 12 "Rebirth of Fusion, Goku and Vegeta!"
Gokuh: You're the second person after Majin Buu that's forced me to do this!
Chuey's Corner:
Goku: (grins) And that's fuse with VEGGIE!
Vegeta: (shudders) Ohhhhhh...
Chuquita: (grins) I'm so geared up for this fic it's not even funny.
Goku: (happily plops his hand on Veggie's head) VEGGIE is funny, huh Veggie?
Vegeta: (sweatdrops)
Chuquita: (to audiance) Welcome to the fic everyone! This is the lil Pre-fic thing we call the Corner!
Vegeta: (looks up at quote) So this movie DOES happen after Buu.
Chuquita: Son-kun mentions it a couple times. In the preview, later on in the movie, and here. (to audiance) Now everyone
probably wondered at one point or another while watching this movie, HOW can Goku & Veggie be dead AGAIN if this is after
Buu is beaten. Well I've come up with a solution! AND I've also come up with a solution on how they can both get killed even
though Veggie had them both wished immortal a while ago in my fics.
Vegeta: (dryly) Loophole, huh?
Chuquita: I can't help it, I like this movie too much to do what I planned out at first--which was "pretend it's on another
timeline like the actual animé does" but a few days before I started writing this I figured out how to make it fit in
addition to how Shenlong's all better now when I just used him in the last story. Of course you have to read the fic to find
out. The WAY in which you and Son-kun get killed I had planned out long in advance.
Goku: (pales) It is not a painful death, is it Chu-sama?
Chuquita: NO! (smiles at him) I wish I didn't have to have you two temporarily killed off in the first place, but, that's
how the movie goes. (shrugs). It's a quick and painless death btw. Accidental actually. AND, as I've said before, that I
would only bump a fic up to PG-13 if someone got killed off or if Veggie's attempts became more extreme; well, the two main
characters get killed off so this one's my sole PG-13 fic.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Thank God it's not the latter one.
Chuquita: There's also TWO Gogetas in this movie.
Goku: (cheers) YAY! More fusion-babies for me-n-Veggie!
Vegeta: (grimaces at the thought) Ohhhhh...
Chuquita: The first Gogeta is the one that's been in the fics and the 2nd one is the one that Son-kun and Veggie form while
fighting Janemba. Also! Raditsu and Nappa are two of the many people who come back from the dead in this!
Vegeta: That didn't happen in the movie.
Chuquita: And THAT'S one of the reasons this fic's under humor/parody.
Vegeta: Ah...
Chuquita: Raditsu has his body w/the exception of the hole in his chest (they're all undead, not back to life) and Nappa
doesn't have his body because when he was killed by Veggie Veggie blasted him into pieces.
Vegeta: (evil snicker) Heh-heh-heh.
Goku: (grins) Veggie was SO LITTLE back when I met him then...
Vegeta: Hai, Toriyama DID have the curtosy to allow my height to grow throughout the series, though I'm not sure why...
Goku: (thinking) Maybe Veggies have magical height-growing powers and didn't know it.
Vegeta: Kakarrotto, if I had "magical height-growing powers", I would have made myself TALLER THAN YOU by now.
Goku: ... (imagines a giant godzilla-sized Veggie standing cluelessly infront of Capsule Corp) Heeheehee.
Vegeta: (twitches, sweatdrops) TALLER, not LARGER, baka.
Goku: (imagines really hard) Ahhh........... (pouts in defeat, points up at all he could come up with which is a normal-sized
Veggie standing next to a chibi-sized Goku in his thought-bubble) Nope. Sorry. (thought-bubble pops)
Vegeta: (flatly) Is it really THAT HARD to invision me TALL.
Goku: Yes, yes it is. (pouts)
Vegeta: (twitches) Just start the story already!
Chuquita: Alright. Here's the story everyone!
Summary: Goku and Veggie are accidentally killed together--by Chi-Chi. While a terrified Chi-Chi sets off on a way to hide
the bodies and bring the two saiyajins back, Goku and Veggie are on an adventure of a different kind. In otherworld! Enma
kicks Veggie into h.f.i.l. without Goku's knowledge, however it ends up that Veggie just happens to be the person they need
to help Goku destory Janemba, an evil monster who has possessed one of the local Onis. Just how do they plan to do it? By
using the one of the few things Veggie dreads, the Fusion Dance. Will Gogeta be able to stop Janemba? Will Chi-Chi be able to
bring back Goku and Vegeta? And what DID Gogeta do during those 28 minutes between beating the bad guy and splitting back
in two? Find out!
Gogeta: (grins) I did lotsa stuff!
Goku: (happy) HI Goggie! (waves)
Gogeta: HI Kaasan! (waves back)
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Oh brother...
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Prologue...
" WHEEEEEE! " Goku squealed as he slammed Vegeta into the grass and dirt just 10 feet from his house. The two were
visible from the kitchen window where Chi-Chi happened to be washing dishes. While Goku had forgiven her for her temporary
blink of insanity, which wasn't any real surprise considering he was Goku, Chi-Chi was still beginning to worry just as much,
if not more about the goings on before the incident occured. Everything seemed basically back to normal with the exception
that Goku had started inviting the smaller saiyajin over to his house more often. A lot more often. Chi-Chi had figured it
was just Goku's way of showing her Vegeta wasn't a threat to her, or the whole incident had just produced the opposing effect
she had wanted and instead brought the two saiyajins closer together.
" HAHAHA, WOOO! " Goku laughed as he wrestled on the ground with Vegeta for a bit only to yelp as the ouji finally
kicked him off and bolted up into the sky where the two exchanged punches and kicks back and forth.
It HAD brought them closer together.
Chi-Chi glanced slightly at the bazooka sitting against the wall in the corner of the room. She and Goku had agreed
to confiscate all of her ammunition until she was completely back to normal. She felt normal enough. It had been a full two
weeks after all, right?
" BWAHAHAHAHA! Slowing down so soon, are you Kakarrotto? " Vegeta snickered as he flew about the yard, Goku hot on
his trail. He noticed they were approaching the nearby river and hurtled himself downward, timing it just right so that the
instant he made his sharp turn away from the water, Goku landed straight into it, dunking himself. Vegeta grinned and hovered
over the river, then paused and blinked for a moment when he realized Goku hadn't come up to retaliate yet. The ouji narrowed
his eyes and teleported just slightly above the water and stared at it. Little bubbles started coming up to the surface
around him in a circular shape. Vegeta went into a defensive position, ready to block anything from a punch to a ki-blast.
" HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! " Goku's voice could suddenly be heard bubbling from under the water. Vegeta quickly formed
a ki ball of his own and held it up over his head to lob it into the river only to freeze in place as a gigantic burst of
water exploded upwards, drenching the little ouji. Vegeta twitched, now completely soaked. His hair temporarily obeying the
laws of gravity due to the extreme wetness. Goku chose that moment to pop his head out from under the water and grin at the
smaller saiyajin, " Hi Veggie! "
" Kakarrotto. " Vegeta grumbled, a vein bulging on the side of his head. He shook the wetness off of his body like
a dog, instantly drying himself off, for the most part anyway. His hair was back in its normal position, though still damp.
" Heee~~ we should do this at night too Veggie. I bet night-time sparring would be FUN! " Goku grinned.
" You already convinced me the other week to spar with you in the afternoons in addition to the morning ones! We
can't spar at night! Do you have any idea how many extra kaka-germs I contract by having TWO sparring sessons per day with
you instead of just one! " Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Noooooooo. " Goku tilted his head cluelessly.
" Well, it's a lot! Besides, you go to sleep before its even officially NIGHT-TIME around here! " Vegeta exclaimed.
" But that's because I need my beau-ty sleep so that I am cheerful and perky and a-lert to do all the fun things I do
with Veggie in the morning! " Goku beamed.
" You, "beauty sleep". " the ouji sweatdropped again.
" Mmm-hmm! " Goku nodded sweetly.
" Then why would you want me to come spar with you at night? "
" Because it would be more time to have fun with Veggie! " the larger saiyajin grinned, hopping out of the river.
" Uh-huh. " Vegeta said dryly, " Believe me Kakarrotto, you're the LAST person I want to have an outdoor sparring
night-session with under the moonlight. ANY moonlight. "
" Ohh. " Goku pouted, then perked up, " HEY! How about instead I just wake up Veggie extra-early and Veggie can learn
how to fish with me and we can fish and eat pre-breakfasts together! "
" ... " Vegeta thought about it for a moment, " Kakarrotto? Do you still fish, ah, naked like Bulma has told me you
used to as a chibi? "
" Yup! " Goku chirped, " It keeps my clothes fresh and from smelling non-fishy! "
Vegeta shuddered, " No thanks. "
" But Veh-GEE! It'll be fun! " Goku grinned, " Just you 'n me 'n the water 'n the FISH! "
Vegeta took a deep breath, " NO. " he said bluntly, Goku pouted.
" The Ouji can't help that he's afraid of going fishing with you Goku. After all the fish that live around here could
swallow him up in one bite. " Chi-Chi called from the open window.
" Weren't you practicing to be NICER. " Vegeta sent her a death-glare.
Chi-Chi smirked, " To GOKU, not to YOU. "
" YEAH! I am practicing sparring with Chi-chan a-gain to see if it will really change Chi-chan's temper-ment back to
normal like Nice Chi-chan's was! " Goku beamed.
" Is it working? " the ouji asked.
" Sorta. " Goku replied. Chi-Chi made another glance at her old bazooka, then tried to ignore it and go back to the
dishes, sweat dripping down the side of her face, " Chi-chan feels really bad about trying to kill me, but I do not know if
she is done trying to a-ttack little Veggies or not. "
" Really? " Vegeta said, smirking at Chi-Chi, who huffed at him.
" You better watch what you say Ouji. Goku MAY be eager to continuously drag you down here for a reason. " Chi-Chi
said.
" HA! " Vegeta mock-laughed, " Are you saying Kakarrotto's MIND is complex enough to plot EVIL? You're losing brain
cells faster than I thought, Onna. "
" Actually I've been helping make THIS little number since last week. " she grabbed something off the table and held
it up infront of the window. Vegeta's eyes bugged out of his head.
" A little blue gi. " he said, twitching in fright at the sight of one of outfits he had only adorned in his darkest
nightmares.
" Isn't it CUTE, Veggie! " Goku said happily, proud of the outfit. Vegeta paled.
" I happen to think it came out well, don't you? " Chi-Chi turned the gi shirt around to reveal a circle similar to
the one Goku wore while under Muten Roshi, only the kanji inside this circle read "Son Goku's little Veggie-chan", " Goku
CUDDLES it everyday. It's LOADED with "kaka-germs". "
" ...why are you telling me this? "
" Well Ouji, I figure if Goku won't let me KILL you, and I certainly want to avoid that "oujo" fate for him with YOU
as much as possible, I decided that the one surefire way to stop your evil-ness is to let Goku's "germs" dum-down your brain
so badly that the process would be irreversible and your evil mind would be nothing more than a small blob of brain-jello!
Having Goku be the one in control would likely do wonders for my nerves in the long-run. "
Vegeta looked terrified.
" Haha! Way to go! " a tiny Chi-Chi angel appeared on one of Chi-Chi's shoulders, " See! You CAN stop the Ouji
without going completely psychotic on him! "
" Yeah! " Chi-Chi nodded happily.
" Ya know, this could backfire on you very easily just like the last plan did. " a tiny Chi-Chi devil appeared on
Chi-Chi's other shoulder.
" Oh it will not! As long as Goku's in charge and the Ouji's mind is properly numbed into oblivion then there's
nothing for me to worry about. Besides, Goku likes pets, and he likes the Ouji. This way we get both--AND there's no
paper-training involved! " Chi-Chi laughed, " MUHAHAHAHA! "
" Kakarrotto why is Onna talking to herself? " Vegeta looked slightly disturbed at the sight.
" I do not know, little Veggie. " Goku tilted his head cluelessly to the right, then smiled warmly at the little ouji
and leaned his body slowly over until he was using Vegeta as resting space, " Mmm, Veggieswarm~~ "
Vegeta twitched again, then zipped away from him, " CUT THAT OUT!! " he sputtered angrily.
" Hahaha! " Goku laughed, zipping infront of the ouji, who zipped off again, followed closely by Goku to begin a
sort of chasing race where Goku attempted to tackle Vegeta while the smaller saiyajin continued to dodge him. Each time the
large peasant lept at him Vegeta had a flash-foward of life as a kaka-pet; wearing that little blue gi, stupidly doing pet
tricks for Goku infront of an audiance of the rest of the kaka-family, lapping water out of a little pink dog-bowl with the
word Veggie-chan imprinted around the dish.
" WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! " Vegeta screamed as he held the sides of his head to avoid a partial mental
breakdown, " NO NO NO! THAT'S NOT HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO END! IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO END THAT WAY!! I'M THE ONE WHO'S SUPPOSED TO
BE INCHARGE, NOT KAKARROTTO!! " he screamed hysterically, then screeched to a halt, held out his leg and promptly tripped
Goku who was running at full-speed towards the little ouji. Goku tripped and flipped up into the air, then did a somersault
in mid-air and launched himself at the smaller saiyajin, causing both of them to crash into the ground; Goku grinning and
smushed ontop of Vegeta's body as the ouji's back pushed further into the grass and dirt beneath him.
" Won't it be wonderful, little Veggie? " Goku mused happily as Vegeta felt his body begin to heat up, " Once
Chi-chan is back to normal I won't have to worry about her hurting Veggie, and then Veggie can come to my home and live with
me! And we can play together all the time and I can teach Veggie tricks and on holidays we can wear matching outfits and
we'll both look so cute and we can get to know each other inside and out so well I bet we'll even be able to finish each
other's sentences without even using psychic powers or anything like that because we'll be so in tune and it will be the most
beautiful thing EVER! "
Vegeta squinted his eyes shut and looked away, the bright red glow starting to temporarily over-power his ability to
think straight, " NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN--AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! " he screamed
in horror and burst into ssj2, knocking Goku off of him with his ki. Vegeta started backing away, panting heavily and looking
very uneasy and exposed.
" Ah-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! " Chi-Chi laughed at him as she leaned her arms onto the counter, entertained, " Why
didn't I think of this SOONER. You want Goku, Ouji, you can have him 24/7! But your brain's gonna have to PAY for it! " she
grinned, still laughing, " Maybe you should try that gi on now! I'm sure it would make Go-chan VERY happy. "
Vegeta growled at her, then turned to Goku who had a sparkily-eyed expression on his face. Vegeta's hair stood on end
, frantic. The ouji took a deep breath, then snorted and proudly strided over to a curious Goku, " Kakarrotto. "
" YesVeggie! " Goku chirped quickly and excitedly.
" You don't want to do this--this "scheme" of Onna's, do you? " he smirked, the nervousness still echoing in the back
of his voice from the situation that had appeared.
" But bringing Veggies to my home to live would be so much fun. " Goku said, surprised at Vegeta.
" Hai, I see where you're going with that, BUT, if I was your kaka-pet, then you couldn't be my oujo now, could you?"
Vegeta snickered.
Chi-Chi froze in place, her head still on it's side ontop of her folded arms on the counter. She glanced over at her
bazooka leaning against the wall which was now gleaming brilliantly while the music of a choir of invisible angels seemed to
be surrounding it.
The tiny Chi-Chi angel flew infront of her, worried, " Don't, even, think about it! "
Chi-Chi nodded, her determination slightly waivering.
" Veggie's ~*oujo*~... " Goku's eyes sparkled with delight.
Vegeta paled at the thought, then quickly shook his head, " Yes, my, ah, my oujo. "
" Me~~~ ? " the larger saiyajin squeaked out.
Vegeta checked to make sure Chi-Chi was still watching. Sure enough, she was now slightly peering over the bottom of
the window, her eyes bugging out of her head. The ouji smirked, his confidence restored. He turned back to Goku, " Yes, you,
my "Kakarroujo". "
" Oh Veggie~~~~~ " by now the large saiyajin was completely entranced and staring off into space w/big sparkily eyes.
Goku hypnotically held out his right hand.
Vegeta sent an evil grin Chi-Chi's way, then turned his attention back to Goku and promptly grabbed the peasant's
hands and started to waltz with him on the front lawn.
Chi-Chi's bottom left eyelid twitched, something it hadn't done in 2 weeks.
" No no no! Don't watch him! Don't listen to him! He's tricking you! He's tricking Goku! He's tricking BOTH OF YOU! "
the tiny Chi-Chi angel waved her arms about frantically.
" DON'T LISTEN TO HER! " the tiny Chi-Chi devil kicked the other tiny Chi-Chi aside, " THE OUJI'S OUT ON YOUR
FRONTLAWN ROMANCING YOUR HUSBAND RIGHT NOW AS WE SPEAK! ARE YOU GONNA JUST STAND THERE AND DO NOTHING OR ARE YOU GONNA GET
OUT THERE AND KICK THAT OUJI'S BEHIND!! "
" I can't. I would go back on my promise to Goku. I would just drive him further into the Ouji's clutches. " Chi-Chi
said in a faraway voice.
" WELL HE'S DOING A FINE JOB DRIVING HIMSELF THERE WITHOUT YOU!! "
Chi-Chi squinted her eyes shut and held her hands over her ears, " AHHH, SHUDDUP! "
" Oh Kakay you're graceful enough to be royalty. " Vegeta said in mock-smoothness while Goku only sopped up more of
the mushiness as he blindly moved along with the smaller saiyajin's steps, " You'd like that, wouldn't you? To be royalty
just like "Veggie"? "
Goku nodded slightly, a reminder that he was still consious and his brain hadn't completely flown off to Goku-land.
" Yes of course, just the same way you like what I'm doing now, huh. " Vegeta snickered, " It's nice. Practically
microwaves that mushy kaka-brain of yours like a sedative, huh? "
" OOOH, LET GO OF HIM!! " Chi-Chi shouted from the window.
Vegeta smirked and instead pulled the larger saiyajin closer to his body, but not without cringing in fright at the
millions of kaka-germs sitting just inches from his body, " No, I don't think I can do that. Kakay likes this. At least he
seems to, huh? Besides, you both just said you wanted me around more often. You don't know necessarily if the kaka-germs will
dum be down or not. They obey Kakarrotto after all. What they do to me is what he desires of them. It's not YOUR choice. "
" LET GO!!! " Chi-Chi's bottom left eyelid started to twitch again.
" Of course, just because you cannot command the kaka-germs like the head kaka-germ himself can, that doesn't mean
our fair peasant here cannot be, say, influenced by those around him? " Vegeta explained, grinning evilly, " So, " he held
his breath as he gave Goku a hug, " impressionable. "
Goku leaned into the hug like a lead brick, nearly toppling himself and Vegeta back onto the ground and freaking out
the ouji at the same time.
" ERRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRrrrrrrr.....how I, dislike, the Ouji. " Chi-Chi gritted through her teeth.
" Then DO it. "
Chi-Chi glanced over. The tiny Chi-Chi devil grinning at her.
" Do it. " she pointed to Chi-Chi's bazooka, " Take a shot at him! Blast his carcass off and show him who's boss! "
" But, Go-chan, and I promised him I wouldn't use any of my weapons to-- "
" Exactly! The Ouji's just trying to get your goat. " the Chi-Chi angel pleaded with her, " It's all a trap. He gets
Goku's eyes all clouded with mush and then portrays you as the bad-guy infront of him. You don't want that, do you? Not after
what happened with your self from the past! "
" Who CARES about the past! This is the PRESENT. And PRESENTLY the Ouji has his arms around Goku and looks not even
10 seconds away from ripping that sash right off his waist! " the Chi-Chi devil hissed, " BLAST HIM! BLAST HIM NOW BEFORE HE
LOCKS LIPS WITH GO-CHAN AND YOU NEVER GET HIM BACK!! "
Chi-Chi twitched again. Vegeta was a good 10 feet away but had his back to her at the moment. She could see the
dazzled and luvstruck expression on Goku's dazed face. Chi-Chi's eyes narrowed into a familiar glare, " THAT'S IT!!! " she
roared in rage as she slid across the room to her bazooka, tossed several bullets into the air and caught them inside the
weapon like clockwork as she dashed up and bounced off the wall to slide back to where the open window was. She cocked the
bazooka and put it over her arm, the sound of the item snapping Goku out of it. He looked up and gasped to see Chi-Chi
preparing to launch one of the smaller settings on her bazooka, " ONE SHOT! THAT'S ALL I NEED TO SCARE HIS EVIL BEHIND
RUNNING BACK TO CAPSULE CORP!! "
Vegeta froze and pushed himself off of Goku. He spun around just intime to see Chi-Chi pull the trigger.
" GET AWAY FROM MY GO-CHAN, YOU EVIL LITTLE OUJI!! "
" VEGGIE!!! " Goku shouted. He ran off in half circle and grabbed Vegeta tightly to knock the tired ouji away as time
seemingly slowed to a grinding halt. Chi-Chi's eyes widened with horror at the sight. A still-confused Vegeta looked up at a
smiling Goku only to have the larger saiyajin's expression suddenly go into shock. The small, almost bullet-sized missile
ripped straight through Goku's back, out his chest, into Vegeta's chest--at which point the ouji also went into shock and
grabbed onto Goku to recede some of the pain, and out Vegeta's back before it lobbed itself at the old apple tree a dozen
feet behind them and trapped itself inside the bark. Goku and Vegeta collapsed to the ground on their sides, still hugging
onto each other for dear life.
The ultimate cloud of doom hung over Chi-Chi's head as she did her best not to take that mental leap off the verge of
sanity, " Go...ku? " she dropped the bazooka and lept out the window after them, the arm that had pulled the trigger now
shaking like it was having a seizure, " GOKU-SAN!! " Chi-Chi wailed as she ran over to them and started pulling Goku out of
the tight hug with Vegeta, " GOKU!! GOKU GET UP! GO-- " Chi-Chi froze at him once she freed him from the hold. The missle had
blown directly through his heart. Goku looked like he had fallen asleep, though there were fresh tear-stains coming down the
sides of his cheeks, " --ku? Goku, wake up Goku. You, you can't be. Not again. Not so SOON. YOU'RE IMMORTAL FOR CRYING OUT
LOUD HOW COULD YOU NOT HAVE SURVIVED SOMETHING WHEN THE OUJI USED THE DRAGONBALLS TO MAKE SURE NEITHER OF YOU WOULD EVER
NOT SURVIVE SOMETHING LIKE---THAT'S NOT FAIR!!! YOU HAVE TO BE ALIVE! YOU HAVE TO! " panic started to slowly overcome her.
Chi-Chi grabbed Vegeta with her free hand and held him up, " Ouji? OUJI!! COME ON OUJI YOU'RE MADE OF TOUGHER STUFF THAN
THAT! I KNOW YOU ARE!! YOU CAN'T JUST BOTH UP AND LEAVE ME LIKE THIS!! " tears started welling up in her eyes. She dropped
Vegeta and held Goku up with both hands, " GOKU!! PLEASE OPEN YOUR EYES GOKU!! TELL ME YOU DIDN'T JUST, die, IN EACH OTHERS
ARMS JUST NOW!! TELL ME YOU'RE ALIVE! SHOW ME YOU'RE ALIVE! SON GOKU THERE IS NO WAY I COULD ACCOMPLISH KILLING OFF BOTH
OF YOU AT ONCE--SOMETHING NONE OF THE VILLAINS THAT ATTACKED THIS PLANET HAVE EVER ACHIEVED! FREEZA, CELL, BUU, NONE OF
THEM WERE ABLE TO KILL YOU BOTH OFF THIS EASY!! "
::You shot them when they were both tired. They sparred for 6 hours straight without any senzu beans, you know:: a
little voice in the back of Chi-Chi's head mocked her, ::The Ouji was WALTZING with him. They both had their guard down and
they were both dead tired::
" No. " Chi-Chi said in a small voice, shaking.
::Died "romantically" in each other's arms like a cheesy romance novel. It's a good thing that you got to them
intime before they went rigor mortise. You would have had to bury them in the same coffin together::
" NO. " Chi-Chi squeaked out a little louder.
::"Shot through the heart, and you're to blame, you give love a bad name", eh?:: the voice laughed at her.
" NOOOOOOOOOO!! SHUDDUP!! " Chi-Chi screamed hysterical, " I DIDN'T KILL THEM! I DIDN'T!!! "
::YOU DID!::
" NO!!! " Chi-Chi dropped Goku, who landed ontop of Vegeta. Chi-Chi shrieked again and pushed them off of each other.
She gulped and started to calm down a bit as the initial shock wore off, " I have to bring them back. There, there's gotta
be a way. They're immortal! They can't, they can't really be dead, can they? I mean, their both still warm. I'll, I'll just
have to figure out how to bring them back. But first, I have hide the bodies. No one can know. NO ONE. Goku's stupid friends
will send me off to the nuthouse for SURE for this one! Then I'd never see him again! Dead OR alive. There has to be some
place I can put them! SOMEWHERE! " she panicked, then looked down at her watch, " Gohan's school is done in 3 hours, and he's
picking up Goten at Capsule Corp, that gives me plenty of time. Three hours to find a place to store the bodies and keep them
from decaying. Simple enough. I mean, if Bulma was able to keep Kuririn, and Muten Roshi, and Chaoutzu's dead bodies in
perfect shape for a full year, certainly I can keep Goku and the Ouji's bodies safe until I figure out a way to fix them,
right? " she grabbed Goku by the collar of his gi and shook him, " RIGHT?! "
" ... "
" RIGHT! " Chi-Chi nodded, nervously setting him down and nodding determindly, " Because there is NO WAY I'm going to
be responsible for YOUR death, and there is NO WAY your last word alive is going to be "Veggie"!!! "
"Saikyou no Fyuujon! Gokou to Bejita!"
" Ughhhhh, where am I? " Vegeta groaned. The ouji had a splitting headache and everything around him seemed to be
only aiding in the pain by blasting light at him from every direction.
" I think we're, dead, Veggie. "
Vegeta blinked, then glanced to his right to see Goku standing next to him, worried. The large saiyajin indeed had
a halo over his head, as did Vegeta himself, " Dead?... " it took a little while for the idea to recognize itself in his head
, " AHHHHHH!!! HOW CAN WE BE DEAD!! WE'RE IMMORTAL!! "
" I do not know. " the large saiyajin sniffled, " Now I will never get to be Veggie's oujo and travel the stars
with him. "
" You weren't going to do that in the first place. " Vegeta said flatly.
" Unless--AHH! " Goku brightened up and squealed, temporarily startling the ouji, " The dragonballs! "
" We just USED the dragonballs in the last story, baka. " Vegeta sweatdropped.
" No, I mean the Namekian dragonballs! Our friends and families will know we're dead once they realize our ki
signatures have disappeared and once we get back to Grand Kaio's planet we can get Kaio-sama to tell the others what to do!
Then they will go to Namek-sei, call Porunga, and wish us back! " Goku beamed proudly.
" You know, that's a surprisingly intellegent plan you have there, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta said, impressed and a little
frightened. He calmed down, " But, you forgot one little thing. " Vegeta nodded, " HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO GET TO
NAMEK-SEI!! WE'RE THE ONLY ONES WHO CAN TELEPORT AND BULMA DOESN'T HAVE A SPACESHIP ADVANCED ENOUGH TO LAST THAT SORT OF
TRIP! "
" Easy! We can have Goggie and Ji-chan teleport everybody! They can teleport people too Veggie. " Goku grinned,
" Right? "
" ... "
" Right? " his grin grew wider.
" Your knowledge is starting to scare me, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta said in a small voice, now a pale green.
" Cookies are YUMMY Veggie! " the large saiyajin chirped randomly.
" And now I feel better. " Vegeta smirked.
" NEXT! "
Both saiyajins blinked, then glanced over at the voice, which happened to be an Oni with a microphone.
" NEXT! " he shouted again. Goku and Vegeta glanced at each other, then suddenly noticed they were infront of the
door to Enma's, a long like of squiggly ghosts behind them.
" Here we ago again! " Goku said happily as the duo entered through the doors which led to the room containing Enma
himself. The huge red man sat at his desk, stamping things in a semi-bored way. Goku cocked his head curiously.
" Well, say something! " Vegeta said to Goku.
" Hm? Oh! " he said, then took a deep breath, " HI-ENMA-SAMA!!! "
" WAHHH! " the giant red ogre exclaimed, his heart beating out of its chest. He paused and looked down to see Goku
grinning up at him from down on the floor while Vegeta stood there with his arms folded, glaring, " Ah, Son Goku. " he smiled
, then narrowed his eyes slightly, " Vegeta Oujisama. "
" Why does EVERYBODY except YOU and my family have some bizarre dislike for me? " Vegeta twitched in annoyance.
" I do not know. " Goku glanced over at him, " Veggie seems so nice, it is very strange for so many people to dislike
Veggies when they are generally good and sweet in nature. "
" He's blew up planets from the age of 7 to his mid 20's, of COURSE people dislike him. " Enma commented.
" IT'S NOT LIKE I HAD A CHOICE! " Vegeta snapped. The ogre ignored him.
" Now, let's see. Son Goku and Vegeta Oujisama. Killed by a missile-launched shot-gun bullet through the heart. Huh.
Seems you were both killed by the same bullet. " Enma observed his paper, " Ironic. "
" Ah, Enma-sama. " Goku teleported to the edge of the Ogre's desk, " Enma-sama, there has been a mistake. You see,
Veggie and I, Veggie wished us both immortal about a year ago and we were just a little curious-- "
" --WHY WE'RE DEAD IF WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE INCAPABLE OF DYING!! " Vegeta ranted, finishing off the sentence.
" Oh, that was just the minor result of a time-skip, that's all. " Enma said while taking out all the papers he had
on the two saiyajins, " You're both still immortal alright, you were just un-immortal for a few seconds due to the
time-skip. "
" Time-skip? " Goku blinked.
" Hai. It's what occationally happens when you people start splitting off too many alternate timelines. Time has to
refresh itself and it just happened to do so while that bullet was going through the both of you. It's like when you have a
lightbulb that flickers every once in a while. "
" So, everything really did slow down for a lil bit back there? " Goku asked curiously.
" Yup. "
" And, that means it's a mistake that we're here. " Vegeta cocked an eyebrow.
" Pretty much. "
" Great! " Goku clasped his hands together, " Come on Veggie, let's go see Kaio-sama and get him to tell the others
what happened for us! "
" I don't think so. " Enma said.
" Huh? "
" Sure, it was an unfortunate accident. But you two ARE dead. Meaning you have to go by the rules the way everybody
else does. " Enma explained.
" YOU BAKAYARO!! YOU KNOW WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE AND YOU'RE STILL NOT LETTING US LEAVE! " Vegeta fumed.
" Hm, " Goku looked at his fingers and started to count them. Vegeta glanced over at him.
" And what are YOU doing? "
" I am counting how many time-lines we have created, little Veggie. " Goku nodded, " There's Mirai's, the one Cell
came from, the one Goggie came from, the one where I am a girl, the one where I have super-psychic powers and keep Veggie
captive, the one Nice Chi-chan is from, and, if you count it, the one where I become Veggie's ~*oujo*~ in the future and
we journey into outer-space adventures! " Goku grinned.
" OH I count that one alright. " Vegeta shuddered.
" That makes....7 other timelines! " Goku beamed, proud of himself as he held out the number of fingers, " Ooh, that
IS a lot. "
" Yes, it is. " Vegeta nodded, then snapped at Enma, " BUT THAT'S NO REASON TO KEEP US HERE! "
" Rules are rules. " Enma smirked back at him, " A lot of people in h.f.i.l. and on Earth have been waiting for you
to kick the bucket, Vegeta. "
" No kidding. " Vegeta said flatly.
" Son Goku, " Enma snapped his fingers, two huge white angel wings appeared out of the large saiyajin's back, " I
assume you know where you're headed--it IS the same place as the last two times. "
Vegeta gawked at the size of Goku's wings.
" Yup! " Goku chirped, " I'm goin to heaven! Again! " he grabbed Vegeta and picked him up, " But this time I get to
bring my little Veggie along for the ride! " Goku hugged the smaller saiyajin tightly, " Oh Veggie you will just LUV
heaven! AND after I show you around there you can come to the Grand Kai's planet and be my room-mate until the others wish
us both back! " he gushed, " I just know you'll be the best room-mate EVER!! "
Vegeta's face glowed bright red.
" I'm sure he would be for you, if he was going. " Enma said, only to freeze in-place at the look of pure shock on
Goku's face; Vegeta still being squeezed tightly against the larger saiyajin's body, " Ah, Son Goku? "
" No. " Goku said in a little voice, " No no no! You, you can't. You can't throw my sweet little Veggie-chan into,
into H.F.I.L! " he hugged Vegeta even tighter, " Don't you know who's in h.f.i.l?! FREEZA'S in h.f.i.l! And CELL! And
Babadi! And the Ginyu Force! And every other terrible EVIL person who's hurt Veggie! LOOK AT THIS! " he flipped the still
bright red and dazed Vegeta over his shoulder and pulled up the back of the ouji's training shirt, exposing quite a few
faint lines whipped across his back, some even dug into the skin a bit, " FREEZA DID THAT! I WILL NOT LET YOU PUT MY
LITTLE VEGGIE ON PAR WITH SOMEONE LIKE HIM!! "
" But Vegeta's records of his past crimes show that he has-- "
" --butVeggiesSORRY! " Goku pleaded.
" That doesn't matter. And besides you won't have to worry about his back getting whipped anyway. It's not like he's
allowed to keep his body you know. "
" ...WHAT?! " Goku dropped Vegeta to the floor and burst into ssj2½, " YOU WANT TO SEND LITTLE VEGGIE DOWN TO HFIL
FOREVER WITHOUT HIS A-DORABLE LITTLE VEGGIE-BODY!! "
" Wahh? " Vegeta shook his head, trying to get his wits about him. The ouji cleared his head, then stood up and
dusted himself off, " What just happened? " he sweatdropped.
" OH VEGGIE! " Goku gushed at him, big sparkily eyes welling up into tears, " Enma-sama is going to send you to hfil
all because of those mean mean things you were forced to do when you were an even littler Veggie then you are NOW! "
" WHAT?! " Vegeta shouted angrily. He sent a death-glare at Enma, then glanced back at Goku, who's hands were shaking
in the familiar motion signalling Vegeta was about to get glomped onto in less than 10 seconds, " Kakarrotto, sit down. " he
said, in control of the situation.
" Yes Veggie. " the larger saiyajin nodded sweetly, plopping himself on the floor indian-style and still in ssj2½.
" Now. " Vegeta turned back to Enma, " You want to send me to hfil, huh? "
" No actually, you see, Son Goku didn't let me finish and jumped to the conclusion that that's where you were going."
Enma explained. Vegeta looked at him warily, " You see Vegeta, most villains in hfil are deeply evil, there's nothing we can
do for them and that's part of the reason why they're there. You, on the other hand, are NOT pure evil, at least, not as
evil as the first time you died. "
" Hmph, that's more like it. " Vegeta smirked, puffing out his chest boastfully.
" BUT, you're no angel either. "
Vegeta sweatdropped and slumped back into place.
" I suppose you could call your kind of person, someone who's part of the gray area, and, as planned for the 2nd time
you died--but due to having to send you back because of Buu so we couldn't do it--we're going to have to reset you. " Enma
nodded.
" "Reset" me? " Vegeta cocked an eyebrow.
" You know how when you hit the reset button on a videogame, it erases the game you were playing and sets itself back
to the opening screen. Well that's what we plan to do, with your soul. " Enma smiled.
Both saiyajins eyes widened large enough to fill up their entire eye-sockets.
" ... " Vegeta's body twitched.
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! "
Goku screamed in horror, the continuous, loud, high-pitched sound nearly destroying all ear-drums within 1000 miles.
" ERR, IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO DO TO ME WHAT YOU DID TO KID BUU THEN YOU'RE SORELY MISTAKEN! " Vegeta snarled,
bursting into ssj2. Enma twitched in slight nervousness.
" That's how the rules go Vegeta. It won't be that bad. Besides, having your mind and soul reset means you also get
to go back to the living world, only to start out as someone else someWHERE else in the universe. "
" Well I'm NOT forfeiting my BODY! Not after all I've been through! Not after how far I've come! Doing so would be
just as bad as me disappearing from existance! You may think I'm a bad person, but I sure as heck know I'm not! And I will
NOT allow you to brainwash me like you did Kid Buu! I'm not like HIM, not at all! "
" Piccolo warned you about being "reset" before you died the 2nd time, didn't he Vegeta? " Enma reminded the ouji.
" I don't care. I'M NOT LETTING YOU SEND ME AWAY FROM KAKARROTTO! " Vegeta snapped, then froze and clasped his hands
over his mouth the moment he said it. The large, ssj2½ glomped him from behind.
" Aww! I luv u too Veggie! " Goku said happily. Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Vegeta if you try to force your way out of it I will make sure your brainwashed soul ends up on some peace-loving
planet as a flower-picking-loving little girl. " Enma threatened with a smirk.
Vegeta mentally shuddered, then regained his composure as an idea hit him. He glanced once back at the happy, content
peasant latched onto his back and wagging his tail, " You know, it isn't wise to threaten the great and powerful saiyajin no
ouji. " he smirked.
" Oh really. " Enma scoffed.
" Yes. I am going to get out of here with Kakarrotto whether you like it or not. "
" And just HOW do you plan to do THAT? "
" It's simple really. You either allow me and Kakarrotto to journey to Kaio-sama's without sending me to hfil or
brainwashing my soul, or I sick my large, loyal peasant back here on you AND your cronies. " Vegeta grinned evilly.
" Hahaha, you're going to have SON GOKU, one of the nicest angels on this entire plane, attack ME? "
" Show 'um, Kakay. " Vegeta smirked, then sent a mental message to the larger saiyajin, ::Power up as high as you can
without exploding! You don't have to kill anyone::
::Oh-kay little Veggie!:: Goku cheerfully said back, then started powering up while still holding on tightly to the
ouji. He burst into ssj3 and started to power up his ki around him until the entire building started to shake apart. Enma
grasped onto his chair tightly while he and the onis watched the sight in shock. When Goku finally finished he had a blinding
yellow aura flowing around him and only the most trained eye could see there was a ssj3 beneath all that light, " Heehee! "
Goku grinned at Enma, " If you hurt my Veggie, I will have to hurt you! "
" Ah... " Enma twitched, " Fine. I won't reset Vegeta. "
Goku instantly powered down to normal and squealed, " GREAT! " he gave Vegeta one last squeeze, then hopped off and
cheerfully skipped towards the exit, " Come on little Veggie! Let's go find Kaio-sama and get back to being a-live again! "
" Hai, Kakay! " Vegeta gave him a huge mock-grin, then glanced over at Enma, " Heh. "
" You're good, I'll admit that. " Enma said, impressed with the show, " Son Goku! "
" Hm? "
Enma blinked to see Goku no longer skipping out of the room. He scratched his head and glanced back over to his left
and shrieked to see Goku staring him in the face, curious, " AHH-HAH! " he sputtered, " Don't, do that! "
" Do what? " Goku smiled, tilting his head.
" Just, go wait for Vegeta outside while I re-file his papers. " Enma said, frustrated.
" Oh-kay! " Goku gave him a thumbs-up, then flapped the large white wings on his back and flew off the desk and out
of the room.
" He is one bizarre saiyajin. " Enma shook his head.
" I like to think of that particular peasant as special, myself. " Vegeta grinned.
" How nice. " Enma said, then pulled a nearby lever and Vegeta's body instantly disappeared and reappeared inside one
of the containers in a nearby wall, leaving him bodiless.
" HEY! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA!! " Vegeta fumed, enraged, " WE MADE A DEAL!! "
" Yes. We did. I said I wasn't going to have you reset. I never said ANYTHING about sending you to HEAVEN either! "
a trap-door opened up beneath the little fluffy white cloud that was Vegeta's soul, " Have fun in hfil. " Enma grinned.
" WHAT?! " Vegeta gasped in terror, then let out a scream as he fell through the hole and plummeted downward.
Enma snorted, then let out a few chuckles as he put Vegeta's papers back into his file, " What a nasty little soul
he has. " he said, then paused and glanced in slight fear at the exit door to snakeway, " I hope Goku doesn't find out about
this. "
" UGH, this is so CREEPY! " Chi-Chi shuddered, " It's been almost an hour and they're both still WARM. " she had
lumped Goku and Vegeta's bodies onto seperate couches in the living room, " Maybe, it's a saiyajin thing. "
" ... "
" ... "
Goku and Vegeta's immortal-yet-somehow-dead bodies were unable to reply.
" Maybe they're not dead at all. They ARE supposed to be immortal. What if that missle I shot through them sent them
both into comatose, vegetative states? " Chi-Chi paled at the thought, then shook it off, " No, not that's not what happened.
They're dead. I mean, not even the tails are moving. " she grabbed Bibishii and held her up, then shook the tail a bit and
dropped it like a limp sausage, " Where should I PUT them? Gohan and Goten will be home in a few hours, I need to stash them
both away somewhere. " Chi-Chi rubbed her chin, then bolted to attention and grinned, " I GOT IT! "
" There. No one will ever know! " Chi-Chi said happily as she tucked Goku's body into bed, making sure the covers
went up above the gaping hole through his heart so no one could see it. Chi-Chi glanced at the hanger in her hand, which
held one of those long black bags you put expensive, newly bought coats in. She had hung Vegeta's body in the bag, slipping
his shoulder-straps on his navy tank-top onto the rungs of the hanger to keep his weight from breaking though the bottom of
the bag, " And as for the Ouji. " she opened the closet in Goku's room where she kept the few 'fancy' suits and such the
large saiyajin was forced to wear on holidays and hung the hanger containing Vegeta inside it. Seeing as Goku owned few suits
, the coat-bag fit nicely inside it. Chi-Chi smirked as she closed the closet door, " Ah, poetic irony. " she walked back to
Goku, " NOW, to journey to the local supermarket and purchase some, coffin capsules like Bulma used to hold Kuririn, Choutzu,
and Muten Roshi that one time! I'll keep you both in those until I can find a way to bring you back. " Chi-Chi patted Goku on
the cheek, " That's good. Keep a steady plan Chi-Chi, and you won't lose your mind over this one. " she said to herself.
" CHI-CHI! I'M BACK FROM GROCERY SHOPPING! ARE YOU HOME? " the Ox-King's voice came from downstairs.
" AHHH!! " Chi-Chi shrieked, " TOUSSAN! I can't let him see what I've done! He'll come up here and KNOW something's
up with Goku! Because Goku NEVER naps this early! He's usually eating LUNCH by now! " her teeth chattered. Chi-Chi's eyes
focused on the nearby window to Goku's bedroom, " Ha! " she beamed, then grabbed Goku out of his bed, unhooked and grabbed
Vegeta as well, then kicked open the window and jumped out of it, lightly landing on her feet even though the weight of
having a saiyajin under each arm would soon start to take its toll, even with how strong of a human Chi-Chi was. She quickly
ran over to the family car and plopped Goku down in the front passanger's seat, then lobbed Vegeta into the back and buckled
both saiyajins in. Chi-Chi took her car keys out of her pocket.
" I'd love to help you unpack the groceries Toussan but I don't think you're ready to find out your daughter just
accidentally exterminated the last of the saiyajin race. " Chi-Chi gulped. She turned on the car and froze, " Oh crap! I
didn't EXTERMINATE them all! Those, those Goku/Ouji spawns, they're still out there somewhere! If they come here looking for
their "parents" and see them like this, I'm as good as DEAD! " she shook paranoidly, then paused in silence for a moment as
if expecting one or both of the fusions to suddenly pop up somewhere saying "Yes you are!". Chi-Chi let out a sigh of relief,
then turned shifted into drive and slammed her foot on the gas-pedal, causing it to fly down the mountainside and out towards
the nearest city, " Now what am I gonna tell the others once they notice Goku and the Ouji's ki's have disappeared? "
Chi-Chi thought outloud to herself, " Hn....AH! I know! I'll just say they went training off-planet to spar with each other
in some galactic sparring match to shake the heavens--in which Go-chan would surely win! " she smiled, " That's partially
true. They ARE off-planet and they are probably sparring off in the heavens somewhere at the moment. "
::Or MAYBE the Ouji's trapped your clueless Go-chan in some exotic room and is slowly seducing him into--::
" NO NO NO!! " Chi-Chi screamed at the top of her lungs at the umpteenth little voice in the back of her head,
" The Ouji wouldn't go THAT far!--would he? " she paled, then shook it off, " O--of course not. After all, it's otherworld.
They wouldn't lump both Goku and the Ouji into the same place anyway. Goku's an angel, and the Ouji's an evil little monster
who goes around blowing things up and trying to steal away my Go-chan!! " she drove by a small village. Several people
glanced in disturbment to Chi-Chi's speech she was giving herself. Chi-Chi twitched and drove faster along, " Do they know
the other two people in my car are corpses? " she gulped, " Oh I WISH this stupid care came with tinted windows!!! "
" Ah, here we are. Waterfall City! " Chi-Chi smiled happily as she reached the city, which, while obviously not a
village by the looks of the buildings, was much smaller than West City where Vegeta and Bulma lived. Chi-Chi beamed at the
local Capsule Store and parked her car on the side of the road, " Good. Everything's going as planned. No one here will
bother to question me about anything. They're all to busy with their daily city lives and-- "
" --Chi-Chi! Hi there! "
Chi-Chi froze in place and looked out the side of her driver's window to see Hercule and Fat Buu, " Ahhh...wha--what
are you two doing here? " she managed to choke out.
" Oh, we're filmin a commercial. " Hercule grinned, " It's for my latest promotion ad. " he snagged something out
from behind him and struck a pose with it, " HERCULEADE! "
Random people appeared and snapped many photos of him, then disappeared again.
Hercule stood like he was looking at a camera, " IT'S THE INTENSE TASTE OF LEMONADE MIXED WITH THE CARBONATION THAT
WOULD PUT MOST SOFT DRINKS TO SHAME! " he struck another pose, " HOO-HA! "
Chi-Chi sweatdropped.
" LOOK FOR THE BOTTLE WITH THE MY FACE ON IT AND BUY YOUR BOTTLE OF HERCULEADE TODAY! THE CHAMP SAYS SO! OH YEAH! "
Hercule struck a final, victory pose. He looked down at Chi-Chi, who had a completely baffled look on her face, " I'm still
working on my delivery. How'd I sound? "
" Loud. " Chi-Chi stuck her fingers in her ears with an attempt to pop them so she could hear clearly again.
" Loud like a heroic savior of the world? " Hercule asked, blinking.
" Loud like a super-sonic jet taking off. " Chi-Chi said lamely.
" Oh. " Hercule said, " Well, we're not shooting for another 45 minutes. I still have time to practice. "
" Huh? " Fat Buu blinked as he smushed his face against the front passanger's side window and stared at Goku and
Vegeta, " Why they dead? "
" WAHHHH!! " Chi-Chi shrieked in paranoia, " They're-not-dead!-Who-says-they're-dead!-Of-course-they're-not-dead-and
I-certainly-didn't-kill-them-by-accident-with-my-bazooka-and-I'm-not-here-to-buy-coffin-capsules-to-hide-them-in-if-that's
what-you're-thinking-because-it's-not-true,-REALLY! " she rattled off quickly.
" Boy and I thought I was talkin too fast. " Hercule commented.
" But, they dead. " Buu looked confused.
Chi-Chi hopped out of her car, " Here! Have a lollipop! " she handed the treat to Buu, who eagerly excepted it, " Now
, Goku and Vegeta are just taking a nap, they're not dead at all. I want you two to make sure nobody touches the car OR them
while I'm inside buying a few things. Can you do that? "
" Uh, sure. " Hercule said, leaning against the car and taking out what looked like a script for the commercial.
" They still dead. " Buu said, muffled with the lollipop in his mouth as he poked Goku in the head.
Chi-Chi yelped and quickly pulled out her car remote. She hit the window button and the windows on all sides of the
car instantly closed upwards, " Ah, hahaha. " she let out a forced, nervous-sounding laugh, " I'll be right back. Enjoy your
nap Goku and Ouji. " Chi-Chi waved, then bolted into the Capsule Store.
" Oh my GOD I can't believe they're HERE! Of all people. I mean, Hercule with all the cameras and the media and Buu
who has that ki-sensing ability all of Goku's other friends have! This is CRAZY! " Chi-Chi wailed as she journeyed through
the eisles of the Capsule Store in search of two coffin-capsules. All the eisles were labeled alphabetically to make it
easier for people to find what they needed in the many-eisled store. Chi-Chi made her way down the C eisle and smiled with
relief when she saw the row containing Coffin Capsules. She slowly reached forward to pick them up.
" Killed somebody? " a laugh came from behind her.
Chi-Chi whipped around and held her bazooka out, " WHAT-DO-YOU-KNOW!! "
" ... " the store employee gulped, then nervously backed away, " It was..just a joke... " he managed to squeak out,
then ran out of the eisle and out into the hall.
Chi-Chi twitched, " Oh no! What if he KNOWS? I can't just try and blast a worker here into pieces and then go buy
COFFIN capsules at the register. I have to think of a plan! "
" Next? " the cashier said.
" Here you are. " Chi-Chi put the two coffin capsules and a large bag of potato chips on the counter. She cunningly
now wore a pair of sunglasses on her face.
" Hey aren't you that lady who tried to kill Joe back in eisle 9? " the girl at the register asked curiously.
" NO! IDIDNTKILLANYONEISWEAR!! " Chi-Chi shrieked in terror, waving her arms about frantically. She noticed the
cashier's disturbed reaction to her. Chi-Chi gulped, then adjusted her sunglasses, " It, wasn't me, trust me. I mean, the
woman who attacked your friend, she wasn't wearing sunglasses, was she? "
" Those are from our store, the tags are still on them. " the register girl observed, pointing to Chi-Chi's head.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, then took the sunglasses off to see the tags were indeed still attached and hanging onto
the glasses. She twitched, ::That evil little Ouji would be laughing so hard at me right now if he wasn't dead!::
::You mean if you hadn't killed him:: the little voice in the back of her head snickered.
::SHUDDUP!!:: Chi-Chi mentally shrieked, then noticed by the truely bizarroed-out expression on the cashier's face
that she had been making expressions while talking in her head, " Ah, I was just, trying them on. Haha, yeah. " Chi-Chi
put the sunglasses on the pile, " Here you go. "
" Umm, yeah, thanks. " the girl marked up the items and put them in a bag, which she handed to Chi-Chi, " Uh, thank
you for shopping. Have a, nice, day.. " she said, slightly frightened.
" Ah haha, ahh. Thanks. " Chi-Chi quickly gave her a salute and dashed out of the store, then ran out to the car and
hopped inside. Hercule and Buu were still standing by the car, " Thanks for watching the car for me! " she said brightly,
still nerve-shot.
" Why you kill them? Buu think they nice. " Buu asked curiously.
" I DIDN'T KILL THEM! THEY'RE NOT DEAD! " Chi-Chi wailed, then sent him a death-glare, " So? What are YOU doing
here, Buu? "
" OH! Buu the announcer! " Buu grinned, then put his hands on his face and quickly molded it into the bishounen shape
he had used before, " Buy HERCULADE! The drink whose taste packs almost as big a punch as the champ himself! " he said in the
suave voice that came with the bishounen face-shape. Buu's face instantly popped back to normal, " It GOOD! " he said in his
normal voice.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " You frighten me, you know that? "
" Buu! "
" Uh-huh. " Chi-Chi said flatly, then started up the car, " Hey Buu? One last favor before I go back home. You can
sense ki, right? "
" Buu can sense ki. That is why Buu can tell they are dead. " Buu said, pointing to Goku and Vegeta. Chi-Chi
shivered.
" Ah, haha. Hai, well, can you tell me where Gogeta and Vejitto are at the moment? "
Buu paused, then sensed for the fusions' ki's, " Ah! Buu senses Vejitto and Gogeta out near Bulma's house! " he
answered brightly.
" Great! " Chi-Chi clasped her hands together, " See you later Buu! " Chi-Chi waved, then slammed her foot on the
gas pedal and drove off back up to Mount Paouzu.
Buu frowned slightly, " Poor dead guys. Buu liked them. "
" Oh Veggie, where ARE you? " Goku sniffled as he sat on his ground on the Grand Kaio's planet next to Pikkon, who
was in a deep meditative state, " Pikkon, I miss Veggie. "
" I'm sure your equally annoyingly perky little counterpart will be joining us soon, Goku. " Pikkon said, twitching
slightly. The last and first time he had met Vegeta was back during the 7 years Goku was living on the Grand Kaio's planet
and the ouji had managed to teleport himself there on his birthday--with which Goku had pre-set-up dozens of "Happy Birthday
Veggie!" decorations. The two saiyajins were so excited to see one another they played and had fun until Enma discovered
there was a living person on the planet and Vegeta was sent home. While the ouji had not been in one of his more normal
mental states during the visit; the impression left upon Pikkon and the other fighters there was that Vegeta was just a
smaller, equally cheerful version of Goku.
" I miss Veggie really bad, Pikkon. " the larger saiyajin's eyes watered, " I need to hug something. " he sniffled,
the glanced over at Pikkon, " Pikkon can I give you a-- "
" --NO! " Pikkon yelped. He looked around nervously, then pulled something out of his pocket, " AH! Hey! How, how
about while your waiting for "Veggie" to show up so you can hold him, not random people who happen to be nearby, you and I
can go participate in the Otherworld Tournament. " he held up the ad poster for it, " The Tournament's starting in about 15
minutes. I signed up yesterday. You can, ah, sign up too. You know, last-minute entry. " he nervously held out the paper as
Goku swiped it from him and looked at it confusedly, " I mean, I'm sure your little friend'll be here by the time it's over,
and he'll be pretty impressed if you win and the trophy they're offering this year. "
" Impress little Veggie with something big and shiny and spark-i-ly...? " Goku trailed off.
:::" Look what I won little Veggie! Isn't it PRETTY! " Goku beamed as he held a gigantic trophy 10 times the size
of himself over his head.
" It's BEAUTIFUL Kakay! " Vegeta said in awe, then grinned, " And such a beautiful achievement deserves a beautiful
award! " the little ouji whipped out the saiyajin oujo crown and plopped it ontop of Goku's head, " Isn't that right, my
oujo? "
" Veggie's oujo REAALLLLY? " Goku's eyes sparkled excitedly.
" Mmm-hmm! I dub you the offical saiyajin no oujo from now on! " the ouji grinned, " AND you get to keep that nice
shiny crown! "
Goku beamed, " HOORAY!! ":::
Goku lept to his feet, startling Pikkon, " I'LL DO IT!! "
Pikkon sweatdropped.
" I will win the tournament and then the trophy and then Veggie will crown me his oujo and we will have lots of royal
fun together! " Goku cheered, then gave Pikkon a quick glomp, " Thank you Konny! " he said ecstatically, then zipped off.
Pikkon twitched, disgusted as he dusted himself off, " Don't mention it. "
" And Frog, the of the south quadrant advances to the Quarter Finals!! " the mushroom-headed announcer standing on
the platform shouted into his microphone. The crowd cheered him on as he staggered off the grounds.
" OOH! YOU LOSER! " East Kaio gritted her teeth in resentment.
North Kaio smirked, " It's so like you not to stand by your fighters when they're down. "
" HA! At least I'M still alive, you old fart! " East Kaio retorted.
" Who are YOU calling "old fart" you old hag! " North Kaio yanked her wig off. East Kaio gasped and grabbed it back,
both glaring at each other.
" You two can fight all you want, it won't be of any use anyway since MY fighters are going to pound both of yours
into dust anyhow. " South Kaio laughed.
" DON'T BE STUPID! MY GREATEST FIGHTER SON GOKU HAS RECENTLY BEEN KILLED AND HE'S GOING TO EASILY BEAT EVERY OTHER
COMPETITOR IN THIS ARENA! " North Kaio snapped.
" SON GOKU IS NO MATCH FOR MY FROG! "
" YEAH RIGHT, LIKE HE'D EVEN GET A PUNCH ON GOKU! "
" Hey! " West Kaio popped up from between them, " Another match is about to start! Stop fighting so we can listen! "
All four kaios glanced down at the arena. East Kaio straightened her wig.
" And Son Goku EASILY advances to the Semi Finals! " the announcer said.
" HA! WAY TO GO, GOKU! " North Kaio cheered, then blew a raspberry at the other three kaios.
" Pikkon ALSO advances to the Semi Finals! " the annoucer added.
" Alright Pikkon! " West Kaio cheered.
" The only reason he got so far was because he kept being put up against such weak opponents. " North Kaio commented.
" ARE YOU CALLING MY FIGHTERS WEAK! " East Kaio exclaimed.
" Well, the Eastern galaxy HAS been near-completely destoryed, if you wanna talk evidence. " North Kaio smirked.
" Now! " the Grand Kaio announced, " The final match of the competition! Let's see who's the best between Goku-chan
and Pikkon-chan! "
" Heh, if I wasn't up for the challange, I'd be kicking myself right now for mentioning the tournament to you. "
Pikkon smirked at the large saiyajin infront of him.
Goku grinned widely, " No, I am happy you told me! I'm lookin forward to beating you! "
" Getting a tiny bit cocky, are you? "
" Me-n-Veggie rub off on each other all the time! " Goku chirped, then bent down into a fighting position. He and
Pikkon launched themselves at each other and began to fight, the roar of the crowd cheering them on enveloping the
background.
Meanwhile, back at Enma-Daio's, the red ogre continued to carry out his daily duties. Unaware of the madness that
would soon awaken...
" Oh-kay! Everybody stay in line and wait your turn! Remember, if you get out of line or try and cut infront of
another person, we'll only send you to the back of the line and you'll feel like you're waiting for even LONGER than eternity
! " a red Oni with a microphone announced.
Enma sat at his desk, stamping files for each person in line, " Heaven, heaven, hfil, hfil, hfil, hfil, hfil.. " he
mumbled under his breath to himself as he stamped.
" Congradulations! You good souls are able to enter heaven! Please follow me and we'll escort you on our private
airplane! " a blue Oni said happily as he led a large group of fluffy white clouds out of the room.
Another blue Oni led more clouds out through another door, " And for those of you going to hfil, your evil hearts
will undergo a therough cleaning! Please stay in a line and enter the laundry washing machine outside. " he motioned to a
large contraption which looked more like something made by Acme than a washing machine. The fluffy white clouds were pushed
and pulled throughout the machine, which drained a creepy-looking glowing pink liquid from the clouds and into a container.
The young, teenage Oni working the device bounced my with his headset on and playing an air-guitar, oblivious to the world.
" Hfil, hfil... " Enma continued to stamp.
" Well, you're a real pleasure today. " one of the Oni's remarked sarcastically.
" Ever since Vegeta came down here earlier I've been like this. " Enma grumbled, annoyed.
" Did you send his soul through the washing machine with the others? "
Enma paused, his eyes widened, " Oh, crap! " he slapped himself on the forehead, " He got me so ticked off I sent his
soul straight down to hfil without purifying it first! He's probably down there reeking havoc or trying to escape somehow! "
he groaned, " Let's just hope he doesn't get any ideas down there... "
" Ye-ye-ye-ye-YEAH! Ye-ye-ye-ye-YEAH! " the young Oni at the tank sang as he continued to play his air guitar.
" HEY! Quit fooling around! You're supposed to be working the tank! " an older, blue Oni marched over to him.
" I am. " the young Oni continued to dance around, blasting music from his headset.
" No, you're moving around like an idiot and going deaf from these things! " the blue Oni reached to grab the red
one's headset, who easily ducked the attempt and went back to dancing, " If you keep this up I'm going to have to report
this to Enma-sama and he'll have your pay lowered even more! You're his son for crying out loud! "
The young oni frowned, " Dock my pay any lower and I'll be working for free. "
" Well then. I suggest if you want even a snowball's chance in hfil of getting a raise you better work harder. " the
blue oni said, them walked away, " The tank doesn't look too good. Better clean it. "
The young oni face-faulted, " Oh....I'm not really a slacker. I'm just not a bad guy. " he sighed, then put his
headset back on and started to dance around happily again, singing along with the lyrics while unheard crackles of energy
erupted from the machine behind him. He pumped his fist into the air and froze when a gigantic explosion came from behind
him.
" WAHHHHHHHHH!!! " Enma shouted as the backlash from the blast outside sent him falling backwards out of his chair
and onto the floor, " What the--? "
" ENMA-SAMA! " one of the onis came running inside, " THE WASHING MACHINE HAS EXPLODED!! "
" WHAT?! " Enma gasped.
" I don't get it....I didn't even leave it alone or anything. " the young red oni whimpered covered with blotches of
smoke and holding a fire extinguisher in his hands. The blue oni dashed back outside and gawked at the sight.
" YOU IDIOT!! WHY DIDN'T YOU CHANGE THE TANKS!! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!! " he exclaimed, half repremanding and
half terrified.
Another part of the machine exploded, covering the young oni in a reddish-purple smoke-cloud. When the smoke cleared
parts of the oni's body were mutating into a giant yellow blob-like monster. The blue oni shrieked and dashed back inside
while more and more things outside continued to explode.
" That washing machine has been cleansing evil auras since the day we bought it! " Enma stood up, " It would be
terrible if something were to awaken within that mass... "
The giant yellow blob-like monster that was now outside the building began to chant Janemba, causing the world to
warp before him. The blue oni from before dashed down the hallway to Enma's room, " ENMA-SAMA! THE GASES ARE TRANSFORMING
THE ONIS INTO MONSTERS--! " he let out a strangled yelp before a thick layer of ice that was being sent down the floor
reached him and froze him in place.
Enma twitched in shock, recognizing the powers, " That guy was a dai-mao crook! A ringleader that ruled the entire
spirit world! If someone was possessed by his evil aura... "
" Enma-sama, how could that have happened? " the remaining oni beside him asked, worried.
" He must have put a barrier up around my domain...he's possessed by all that is evil. " Enma said, " If anyone could
take control over the spirit world, he can. " Enma paced the floor, increasingly worried.
" Enma-sama, isn't there anything you can do? " the oni pleaded.
" Somehow or another, we have to find a way to defeat that thing that's imprisioned us in here, " Thanks to myself, I
could have caused this world to fall to whoever displays the greater strength. Now that I cannot maintain control, our world
and the other world's natural laws will change drastically. Random dead people will return to life, and it would cause a
great disturbance. "
The oni backed up, petrified, " You--you mean--? "
" YAHHHHH!!! " Goku and Pikkon exchanged kicks to each other while the Kaios continued to watch with anticipation.
" Will you two settle down. " the grand Kaio said to North and South Kaio.
High above the ring, the asteroids that littered the skies began to change into large, multicolored jellybeans.
Back on Earth...
" AHHHHHHHHHH! A GHOST! " a woman screamed as she backed up, " O--ojichan!!? " she and her family gawked at the old
man sitting ontop of his tombstone.
" I've been dead for 5 years now, and suddenly I'm alive again. And I have my legs back. " he said in surprise,
stretching one of his legs out for the other three family members to see. The woman backed up two steps and fainted.
" JULIETTE! " a man ran happily up to the stone he was praying infront of to see a young girl in her 20's standing
there, " You're alive! "
The girl stared at him, " Aren't you, Romeo? "
" Yes Juliette! " he came out into the light.
Juliette gasped, " Romeo! You're old enough to be my grandfather!? "
The man gawked, then cocked an eyebrow, " Juliette you died over 60 years ago! Didn't you age in the afterlife?! "
" Huh? " the large saiyajin blinked as he opened his eyes to see he was covered in dirt, " WAHH! " Raditsu shoved his
arm upward and paused to feel it grasping air. He poked his head up out of the soil and climbed out. He was just a few feet
away from where Piccolo had killed him and his brother, " Hey, I'm alive. " he blinked, then grinned, " HAHA! I'm ALIVE! I'm
not in HFIL anymore! " he cheered, then felt something cold blow through his chest. Raditsu looked down and gawked to see
the hole Piccolo's ki-blast had shot through his heart was still there, " I'm a ZOMBIE? " he sweatdropped, " Eh, it's better
than being in hfil. Heck, ANYTHING'S better than being in hfil. " he stretched his arms and legs as if warming up for a
sparring match, " It's a good thing we saiyajin DECAY as slow as we AGE. " he said to himself, sweatdropping at the thought
of waking up in nothing but a skeleton. Raditsu shuddered, then reached for his scouter only to gawk to feel it no longer
there. He twitched, " They steal my scouter, and bury me. Hn... " he grumbled, " Well, as long as I'm here, I better get
something to eat. I haven't eaten since I was alive, I'm probably starving! " the saiyajin said, walking off and leaving
the spot in the ground open, " Finding food's going to be a lot harder without my scouter. " Raditsu sighed, then shrugged
it off. He floated up and blasted off into the sky, beneath him nothing but miles and miles of grass and a tree every once in
a while. He sighed, then smiled when he noticed a small house plopped down in the middle of nowhere, " Heh-heh, perfect! "
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2:12 PM 11/25/2003
END OF PART ONE!
Chuquita: HOORAY! Part one is finished! And just intime for our three-year anniversary!
Goku: YAY!
Chuquita: (to audiance) It's been three whole years since I started my account and my first fic here, "Veggienapped"!
Neat stuff fanfiction.net used to have: Forum, use whatever font you like, those different colored skins named after
different types of fruit, pictures 'n links in the fics, profile pictures. (Mine was one of a confused-looking Goku)
:D
Neat stuff fanfiction.net has now: The preview-fic-before-you-upload-it feature, the add-chapters featuer, the search
engine, and the different languages setting in the sections.
Goku: (toots little horn) *TOOOT*!
Chuquita: (points to fic) I can't wait til the dub of this movie comes out!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) The actual "movie" portion of the story didn't even start til 2/3rds of the way through this fic!
Chuquita: Yeah, I know. (grins) But I had to put in the filler because there's way too many plot-holes in this movie!
Vegeta: (smirks) I enjoyed how Onna was the one to accidentally kill us.
Goku: Poor Chi-chan must be having a TERRIBLE mental trama right now.
Chuquita: Hai, in the beginning I was actually starting to feel a lil sorry for her, you know, cuz of what happened in the
last fic and some people really liked Past Chi-Chi. SO! To solve my dilema of how I can still have her undergo humiliation
next chapter and not feel bad (which I suddenly felt not even a few days ago) I'm going to have a mini-scene where Bulma and
Mirai get a few postcards sent through her time-snap machine from Past Chi-Chi once her timeline is insync w/the present,
meaning her timeline's Bulma has finally invented the same machine so she can thank them. Anyone curious as to how that
timeline's present turned out will be revealed in the next chapter!
Goku: I liked NICE Chi-chan!
Chuquita: At first I had trouble on exactly how that timeline would go, and almost decided not to write the mini-scene at all
, but then I got a great idea last night that'll wrap it all up together!
Vegeta: (big evil grin) I'm the idea, aren't I?
Chuquita: (happily) Yes, you are!
Goku: (curious) What's Raditsu doing here? (points to fic)
Chuquita: Oh! He and Nappa meeting up w/the Son family (the remaining living members, anyway) is going to replace the really
really short so-short-you-could-blink-and-miss-them parts where Goten and Trunks are fighting that army. They and the others
WILL still be fighting zombies though, and Gotenks WILL appear at the end where he does in the movie.
Vegeta: You can tell where the movies would've started seeing as how small the scenes get halfway though.
Chuquita: Haha, hai! (to audiance) I have two things to go on while I'm making this parody. A subbed version of it and a
script (which doesn't necessarily match the script in the sub, but I take from both).
Goku: Hee~~ my sub voice is very KAWAII!
Vegeta: (grumbles) AND very annoying.
Chuquita: I recently near-finished getting back all the subs-n-dubs I lost! (grins) All I have left is subs 267, 268, 269, &
277! So all my movies and other episodes and clips are all back! (pats Goku's shoulder) I missed Son-kun's "heeheehee" song
in 275 so much!
Goku: (beams, opens his mouth super-wide as if he's about to sing)
Vegeta: (yelps and quickly covers Son's mouth from singing)
Goku: (blinks) ...?
Chuquita: We'll see you in part 2 everybody! (waves) Bye!
Goku: (muffled) Mmphmmph!
Vegeta: (big smirk) (salutes) Goodbye!