8:15 PM 11/25/2003
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from dbz Movie 12 "Rebirth of Fusion, Goku and Vegeta!"
Gokuh: Vegeta, we don't have much time so I have to train you fast!
Chuey's Corner:
Goku: (w/big grin on his face) (cracks whip) Yah mule, yah!
Vegeta: (frightened) Where did Kakarrotto get a big black whip?
Chuquita: (blinks) I'm not sure, (to audiance) Welcome to part 2!
Goku: (now standing up and holding his chair in one hand, the whip in the other) YAH! YAH! (nearly snaps the desk in two)
(happily) This is fun! Just like a lion trainer at the circus!
Vegeta: (nervous laugh) Ah, Kakarrotto, why don't you be a good little peasant and put that thing, ah, down.
Goku: (pouts) But I like my pretty black rope.
Vegeta: But it's, (watches whip snap at floor and leave a large mark) (twitches) ...dangerous.
Chuquita: (equally nervous) What Veggie means is you could seriously injure somebody with that, namely us.
Goku: (grins) Aw, you do not have to worry about being injuried, Veggie and Chu-sama! I have it allllll under control! (snaps
whip again, nearly chopping off Veggie's feet)
Vegeta: HOLY--Kakarrotto PUT IT BACK!
Goku: (frowns) Aw.... (drops chair, claps his hands together)
(Random parade of Circus animals and people march through, blasting circus music)
Chuquita: ...?
Vegeta: ...?
Lion Tamer: My whip, Son Goku!
Goku: (pouts) Here you go. (sadly hands it over) (watches as Lion Tamer and circus march off) (calling out) THANK YOU FOR THE
TEMPORARY USE OF YOUR PRODUCT!
Lion Tamer: (calling back) ANYTIME!
Chuquita: ...?
Vegeta: ...?
Goku: (sits back in his chair and pouts) NOW what am I going to train Veggie with? (sniffles)
Vegeta: (pats him on the shoulder) There there, Kakarrotto.
Goku: (perks up, leaps to his feet) How about, MY BIGGER PRETTY BLACK ROPE! (whips out whip 5 times bigger than previous
one)
Vegeta: (shrieks) AHH-HAH!! (leaps back away from Son) NO KAKARROTTO! NO NO NO! PUT IT AWAY! (nervously grabs whip and tosses
it off into the distance) Here. (hands a common everyday pillow to Son) You can "train" me with this. Ah, haha. (still
shaking slightly)
Goku: (swings pillow back and forth, testing it out) (happy-smiles) I think this will work JUST FINE, little Veggie!
Vegeta: (sighs with relief) GOOD.
Goku: (smacks Veggie across the back of the head with the pillow)
Vegeta: OOF! (head slams into the desk from the force made by Goku's pillow) Oww...
Goku: (whacks Veggie again with the pillow)
Vegeta: (sits up) OWW!
Goku: (blows little whistle now around his neck) NOW! DO YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW TO DO THE FYUU-JON DANCE OR NOT!
Vegeta: (rubs his head in pain) (glances at Son and shrieks to see the large saiyajin is now wearing a white tank-top similar
to Veggie's blue one, light blue tights, and ballet shoes) WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU TODAY!!
Goku: (blinks) What does little Veggie mean?
Vegeta: Well, let's see, HOW ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOU ALMOST MURDERED ME WITH A CIRCUS WHIP AND NOW YOU'RE DRESSED IN
SOMETHING EVEN TIGHER THAT MOCK-TRAINING-OUTFIT BULMA MADE FOR ME TO FIGHT CELL IN!
Chuquita: (chimes in) Don't forget those funny little black pants and the random sneakers.
Vegeta: Hai... (narrows his eyes) I dislike sneakers, their laces confuse me.
Chuquita: WHICH is why you wear boots?
Vegeta: Exactly. (nods) Now, back to Kakarrott----o? (looks up to see Goku trying to pose Veggie's arms for him) (twitches)
(leaps to his feet) WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT!
Goku: (giggles at Veggie) Heeheehee.
Chuquita: (giggles as well) Heeheeheehahaha!
Vegeta: (pales) What'd he do now?
Chuquita: (points to Veggie.
Vegeta: (looks down to see he's suddenly wearing a pink tutu and tights) AHHHHH!! HOLY CRAP HOW'D YOU DO THAT!! (gawks at
Son)
Goku: (cheerful and clueless) My mind works in mysterious ways, little Veggie!
Vegeta: ...I'm offically scared.
Chuquita: Aren't you glad we don't do PG-13 ALL the time, Veggie?
Vegeta: (blunt) VERY. (walks off-screen and rips off tights and tutu, walks back in regular navy blue training clothes)
Goku: (opens his mouth)
Vegeta: (points at him) (threateningly) DON'T. SAY. ANYTHING!
Goku: (closes his mouth, still full of hair puffing his cheeks up)
Vegeta: Now let's start part 2 before I have yet another permanent trama to add to my already-growing list.
Chuquita: (smiles) You got it Veggie! (to audiance) Here's part 2!
Summary: Goku and Veggie are accidentally killed together--by Chi-Chi. While a terrified Chi-Chi sets off on a way to hide
the bodies and bring the two saiyajins back, Goku and Veggie are on an adventure of a different kind. In otherworld! Enma
kicks Veggie into h.f.i.l. without Goku's knowledge, however it ends up that Veggie just happens to be the person they need
to help Goku destory Janemba, an evil monster who has possessed one of the local Onis. Just how do they plan to do it? By
using the one of the few things Veggie dreads, the Fusion Dance. Will Gogeta be able to stop Janemba? Will Chi-Chi be able to
bring back Goku and Vegeta? And what DID Gogeta do during those 28 minutes between beating the bad guy and splitting back
in two? Find out!
Gogeta: (pouting) Don't I have a line?
Chuquita: Oh, you and Jitto are in THIS chapter. You have lots!
Gogeta: (cheers) HOORAY!
Vegeta: What was with the weird kaka-stuff up there anyway?
Chuquita: I was trying out "diet vanilla pepsi" instead of regular pepsi when I typed this corner. That stuff does weird
things to your brain. (tosses diet vanilla pepsi over her shoulder and into the recycle bin, then pops open regular can of
pepsi).
Vegeta: (glaring at used can in the bin) You BETTER stay in there.
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" There. Fine. Of course. Hahaha. " Chi-Chi laughed nervously as she stared at the two open coffin-capsules. She
had parked her car deep in the brush of the woods outside her house so no one could witness her temporarily disposing of the
bodies. Chi-Chi opened the car door and nervously took Vegeta out, seeing as he was the lighter of the two, much less heavy
than picking up Goku, " Here we go, Ouji. You can just nap safely in here while I figure a way to bring you and Goku back to
life and hopefully Goku won't hate me forever, right? " she layed him down on the cot, " I mean, you've killed lots of people
before, and he doesn't hate YOU for it. Because, because it was an accident. Just like what I just did earlier. " she closed
the top and re-capsulized it. Chi-Chi put the capsule in her handbag, then went to go get Goku, " Accident. Right. Just keep
telling yourself that Chi-Chi and you'll be fine.
" Come on Goku-san. " she picked him up around the waist and nearly had her knees collapse, " OH GOD! " Chi-Chi
shakily stood up again, " You were much lighter earlier today, you know that....or maybe I'm just getting hungry. Or tired,
or something. " she layed Goku gently down on the remaining cot and closed the glass cover, " I hope you can forgive me for
this. I thought I was over attacking the Ouji. I guess I'm not. " she said outloud, then smirked determindly, " Well you just
wait til you both come back! I'll beat him at his own game WITHOUT having to harm you! It's alright if I wage war against the
Ouji as long as you don't get mixed up in it or I actually kill him again like I did....this morning.... " she trailed off
uneasily, " ..right. " Chi-Chi capsulized Goku's container and put that in her purse as well, " Well! Now that that's over, I
better head back home. Gohan's due back in, " she looked at her watch, " AHHH! A HALF-HOUR!! " Chi-Chi quickly looked left,
then right, then lept into her car, spun it around, and drove hastily back to her home.
" Kaasan? Hey Kaasan! " Gohan called out as he wandered around the inside of his house with Videl and Goten.
" I don't think your mom's here, Gohan. " Videl observed, then noticed something on the table and picked it up,
" "Dear Chi-Chi, put away groceries, went out to buy more duct tape and a hammer for that pipe, love Toussan.". " she held
up the note, " Well, your grandpa was here, that's for sure. "
" YAY! We got more food! Haha! " Goten ran over to the fridge and opened it up only to ooh and ahh at all the brand
new unopened and fresh treats inside.
" NOBODYMOVE! " the front door slammed open. Chi-Chi froze to see the trio staring at her blankly, " I mean, hi!
Gohan, Goten! You're home! Oh and you brought Videl with you that's so nice! "
" Kaasan? You feelin alright? " Gohan said uneasily.
" Me? Of course I'm alright! I'm just fine! Hahaha! " she let out a forced laugh.
" Where were you? "
Chi-Chi froze, " I was, uhh, out buying you some potato chips! " she whipped out the bag she had bought at the
Capsule Store, " Haha, yeah. "
" But we already have 3 bags. Ojichan went food-shopping, remember? " Goten blinked, confused as he held up the three
other bags of potato chips.
" Well, we, ah, needed one more! You know, since there's four of us in the family. Hahaha! " Chi-Chi force-laughed
again, " SO! How about I make you three a snack, huh? " she said, setting her handbag down on the couch she had plopped Goku
earlier and headed out into the kitchen.
" Where's Toussan? " Gohan asked.
" He's out. "
" Out? "
" WiththeOuji. " Chi-Chi said quickly.
" If he's out with Vegeta, wouldn't you be trying to stop them by now? " Gohan looked baffled and concerned.
" Oh you know I'm trying to cut back on my stress, Gohan. " she said, taking things out of the fridge, " Be--besides,
it's getting cold out there you know. "
::Yes, cold and DEAD!:: the little voice in her head shouted.
" STOPTHAT!! " Chi-Chi shrieked, holding either side of her head while looking upward. She froze in place and looked
down to see Gohan and the others staring at her, bizzaro'd out, " Ah, headache. "
" You should take something for that. " Videl said, sitting down.
::Hai...something like a BULLET!::
" YOU BE QUIET THIS IS ALL THE OUJI'S FAULT NOT MINE!! " Chi-Chi snapped.
" ... " Videl got up again and backed up out of the room ever-so-slowly; her eyes bugging out of her head. Videl
dragged Gohan aside, " Uh, Gohan-kun, I don't want to sound offensive or anything, but think your mom's losing her mind. "
" I still blame Vegeta. " Gohan said flatly.
" HA! SEE! GOHAN-CHAN AGREES WITH ME! " Chi-Chi shouted at the air.
" Course he saved my butt almost a dozen times on Namek and was the one who distracted Cell so I could defeat him...
and then the whole plot of his to save us from Buu which actually WORKED....so I guess I feel too thankful for all that to
really go over there and beat the stuffings out of him. " Gohan sighed, then shrugged, " Besides, I'm a nice guy. I don't do
stuff like that unless seriously provoked into the inherited rage I've gotten from Kaasan. "
" Hey look! Capsules! " Goten grinned as he pulled the two capsules containing Goku and Vegeta's bodies out of
Chi-Chi's handbag.
" AHHH! DON'T TOUCH THOSE!! " Chi-Chi rushed over to him and snagged them away.
" Why? " Goten tilted his head with a very Goku-esque expression on his face.
" BECAUSE, they're for Goku and the Ouji. See! " Chi-Chi flipped over the capsules which she had written each one's
occupant's name on one side of it in permanent black marker.
" They aren't part of some bizarre plan to get revenge on Vegeta, are they Kaasan? " Gohan sighed.
" NO! " Chi-Chi snapped.
::Of course they're not, you've already gotten your "revenge" upon HIM, haven't you?:: the little voice mocked.
Chi-Chi's bottom left eyelid twitched. She put the capsules back in her handbag, " SAY! Let's all go eat now, hmm? "
she said, walking back to the kitchen. Goten curiously reached for her handbag again. Chi-Chi grabbed his arm and dragged
him off into the kitchen after her, " Come on YOU. "
" NNANNANNANNA!! " Gohan made a quick chomping sound as he practically gorged down his noodles. Six hours was WAY too
long to wait to have a good meal, and he knew if he brought a saiyajin-sized lunch to school one day he'd get dozens of
stares at his appetite, " MORE PLEASE! " he grinned and held up his empty bowl.
" ME TOO ME TOO! " Goten held up the plate which once held half a dozen different entreés.
" I can't believe you two aren't full yet! " Chi-Chi sweatdropped, then heard an odd bubbling sound behind her and
glanced over her shoulder to where a mess of dirty dishes sat in the sink. She shuddered, " Eeew. Stupid dirty dishes. " she
mumbled.
::I'm sure Goku would help you with them, if he wasn't DEAD!::
" I'm NOT listening to you. " Chi-Chi stubbornly folded her arms, " Infact, I'm going to ignore you. Just a stupid
little voice caused by me not getting enough sleep. Hai. " she nodded.
" ... "
" ... "
Gohan and Goten stared at her for a moment.
" Ah, Kaasan are you oh-kay? "
" GOHANIMFINE! "
" More please! " Goten chirped again.
" Ohhhh, I hate having to clean all this up without Go-chan here. He's so much FASTER than me at cleaning dishes,
even though he does break about a third of them by the time he's done. " Chi-Chi sighed sadly.
" I'll help you, Chi-Chi-san! " Videl said, getting up.
" NO NO! Videl I can't have you doing that! You're a guest after all. " Chi-Chi waved her hands in the air, then
turned to the boys at the table, " Why I'm sure that Goten would-- "
Goten's eyes widened and the little chibi instantly plunked his head down on the side of the table and started to
fake-snore as if he were asleep.
Chi-Chi twitched, " Oh-kayyyyy. " she glanced to the other son at the table, " Gohan? "
Gohan was suddenly in the middle of a deep-thought-provoking math problem in his math book which had just appeared.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " Are you THAT afraid of your own mess! "
" I said I'd help. "
Chi-Chi glanced over at Videl, who was waving to her.
" Hi there! "
Chi-Chi sighed, " Alright, but you have to be careful, such strange things grow out of the sink sometimes. "
" Yeah! Like that hairy lizard! " Goten chirped. Videl turned a pale green. Chi-Chi shot a glare at Goten who went
back to pretending to be asleep.
" "Hairy lizard"? " Videl said flatly, looking shocked.
" Oh that was just that one time! And it's not like it bit anybody! Why Goku caught it when it tried to escape, then
cooked it up and had it as a snack and he was just fine the next day. " Chi-Chi lightly brushed it off.
Videl paled at what she had gotten herself into, " ...uh-huh. "
" WOW! Videl-san you're fast at this! " Chi-Chi gasped.
" VERY fast. Almost as fast as me! " Goten oohed as he looked over Chi-Chi's shoulder. Chi-Chi sweatdropped and
glanced at the chibi. Goten instantly closed his eyes and pretened to be asleep again while still hanging over her shoulder.
" I wonder how you do that, Goten-chan. " she said in mock-surprise.
" ...sleepwalking. " he said, then went back to snoring.
" *CRASH*! Oh! I'm sorry! " Videl gasped, accidentally dropping a plate.
" Oh, its alright! I'm sure once you can Gohan are married, you'll both be WONDERFUL at cleaning things! " Chi-Chi
said happily.
" WAHHH! " Gohan fell out of his chair and Videl fell over.
" Don't you think we're a little YOUNG! " Videl's face flushed, gawking.
" AHHHHhhh... " Gohan's own face flushed brightly with embarassment.
" Heeheehee. " Goten giggled. Chi-Chi glanced over at him again.
" ...sleeplaughter. "
" *SIGH*! "
" *beep*BEEP*beep*! " Videl's walkie-talkie-watch started beeping. She blinked and pressed a button on the watch,
" Hello? "
" Videl! This is the chief! We have a terrible situation! Random dead people are coming back to life and reeking
havoc upon the cities! You have to come save us!! "
" Random dead people coming back to life? " she murured in shock.
Chi-Chi's eyes widened to the size of saucers and the saucer that was in her hands slipped from her grip and
shattered against the kitchen floor, ::Oh my GOD. It's the OUJI. It HAS to be! He's opened up a portal between this world and
the next and he's sending evil zombies to seek revenge on me for killing him!!::
" Well, come on, Saiyaman. " Videl glanced over her shoulder at Gohan, who lept out of his chair and hit the button
on his own watch, transforming him into 'Saiyaman'.
" I'm READY, Videl! " Gohan said in his superhero voice.
" You don't need to talk in that accent here, we all know who you are. " Videl sweatdropped.
" But, this is what Saiyaman sounds like. " Gohan blinked.
Videl sighed, " Alright. Let's go! "
Gohan looked over his shoulder, " Kaasan? Goten? You should come with us. "
" What?! " Chi-Chi gawked.
" ALRIGHT! We get to be superheroes just like Gohan! " Goten cheered happily, jumping off of Chi-Chi's shoulder and
to the ground.
" Listen Okaasan. " Gohan explained, " If random people and creatures are being brought back to life, that means that
even animals and people around here can be affected too! You and Goten don't want to be chased around the mountain by a
herd of undead dinosaurs, do you!? "
" No, not really-- "
" --then come with us! You can help us fight off the zombies! " Gohan offered.
" Alright. " Chi-Chi agreed.
" Great! Grab your weapons and follow us! " Videl said cheerfully, getting ready to leave.
" WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY?! I'M TRYING TO GIVE THEM UP SO I DON'T KILL ANYONE EL---yeah. Haha. " Chi-Chi laughed
nervously.
" Maybe you should though, Kaasan. It's not like Vegeta's going to be there. "
::Yeah, he's DEAD::
" Well... " Chi-Chi trailed off.
" You seem pretty nervous lately, and that type of thing, though potentially dangerous if you don't control it, seems
to calm you down. " Gohan said.
" And...it's oh-kay with you? " Chi-Chi checked, slightly suspicious.
" Yeah, sure. " Gohan shrugged, " After all, we need all the help we can-- "
Chi-Chi now stood before him grinning evilly with belts of bullets around her waist, her bazooka over one arm and a
machine gun in the other. The laundry-room door swung back and forth, revealing that's where she had retrieved the items.
" ... " Gohan's eyes widened, " Ah, yeah. " he blinked, " Well, uh, come on, let's....get, going. "
Videl watched as Chi-Chi marched out of the house, then glanced back at the Son brothers, ::I hope that isn't
genetic::
" HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! " Goku shouted as he and Pikkon exchanged a flurry of punches, the large saiyajin excited
over the ever-growing-in-length prospect of what would happen if he won the trophy and Vegeta had crowned him his oujo.
Pikkon looked a little frightened at the huge grin on the saiyajin's face.
Both fighters froze in place as the entire arena suddenly shook. A large jut of ice had suddenly popped out of the
middle of the arena floor. Goku paused and glanced up at the Grand Kaio.
" Dai-Kaio-sama! What was that? " he asked curiously.
Grand Kaio adjusted his sunglasses, " It came from Enma-chan's place. "
" The old Enma? HE did that? " Goku gasped, staring at the object, he reached out to grab it.
" DON'T TOUCH IT! " Pikkon snapped, causing Goku's pointer finger to freeze in place just an inch away from the
object, " YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS! "
Goku glanced back at the object, then backed away from it and turned back to the Grand Kaio.
" Why don't you go check it out? " the Kaio proposed.
Pikkon tapped the large saiyajin on the shoulder, " I'll be right back, I'm going to see what it is. "
Goku's bottom lip wobbled, " HEY!! " he grabbed Pikkon's hand and latched onto it, " You cannot just leave like that!
Unless I beat you I cannot win that pretty trophy to show Veggie who will then make me his oujo so we can go on a-mazing
royal adventures together!! "
" Goku-chan would you go together? It's alright to settle this later. " Grand Kaio said. The large saiyajin oohed at
him.
" Oh-kay. " Pikkon sighed.
" Hahaha! What a nuisance, huh Pikkon! " Goku grinned as he elbowed Pikkon twice.
" Not the only nuisance around here if you ask-- "
" --grabmyshoulder! " Goku chirped, holding it out. Pikkon cocked an eyebrow, then did so.
Goku put his fingers on his forehead, " Wow, Enma-sama's ki feels so weak. Well, I know where I'm goin. " he nodded,
then teleported Pikkon and himself to Enma's, which was now littered in giant multicolored jellybean-like objects. Both
warriors gasped. Enma's house was now warped within one of the large jellybeans.
" GOKU! " Enma appeared upside-down and warped bigger than his house, " Thank goodness you're here! My world and the
spirit world have been taken over! "
" That is terrible! " Goku gasped, then perked up, " Do not worry though! We'll get you out of that big jellybean
EASILY! " he grinned and gave Enma a thumbs-up, " Pikkon! Let's break open that giant jellybean! "
" Right! " Pikkon nodded.
Both of them formed ki and sent the blasts at the huge yellow jellybean.
" It absorbed our ki. " Pikkon gawked.
" Well then we'll have to try again! " Goku formed another ball of ki.
" SON GOKU! THE CAUSE OF THIS IS THE GUY ON THE ROOF!! " Enma shouted, causing Goku to power down the ball of ki in
his hand.
" Oh the roof? " Goku and Pikkon glanced upward. They flew up above the jellybean and both let out shrieks of shock
at the sight of the huge yellow blob sitting ontop of the building.
Both warriors hovered there in shock for a moment.
" Oh! He's a big fellow! " Goku exclaimed, finally breaking the silence. Pikkon sweatdropped at him, too frighened
by the creature's massive size to say something about Goku's obvious observation.
" That's him? " Pikkon blinked, then narrowed his eyes, " Alright! He's mine! " he flew up to the blob, then waved
his limbs in a random anger, " HEY! You took over the spirit world! " he pointed at the blob's face.
The blob only tilted its head and happily chanted, " Janemba Janemba! "
" "Janemba"? " Pikkon said, " Ah, Janemba! Be a good kid and release the spirit world, huh? "
" ... " the blob only stared out into space.
Pikkon's temper steamed and he waved his limbs about again in frustration, " HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU!
RELEASE THIS PLACE BEFORE I INJURE YOU SO BAD YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO!! "
" ? " Goku blinked.
Janemba turned to the audiance and grinned again, " Janemba! "
" HEY!!! DO YOU TAKE ME FOR A FOOL!! " Pikkon yelled at him.
Janemba smiled and flicked Pikkon way with his finger, causing him to go careening through the air before he hit one
of the jellybeans and bounced off it.
" Pikkon! " Goku gasped floating up. He turned to Janemba and beamed, " Hey! You're strong! What's your name? "
" Goku! Be careful! " Pikkon flew back over to him with his hands over his face in pain, " You gotta watch that guy,
there's something seriously wrong with him. "
Janemba blasted an armful of wind at them, nearly knocking the duo backwards. Both Pikkon and Goku managed to hold
their own through the wind.
" Incredible! I am beginning to see just how strong he really is! " Goku said in awe. He clasped his hands together
and grinned at Pikkon, " In order to beat him, we'll have to be CREATIVE! " Goku wiggled his hands and fingers.
Pikkon paled, " Oh GOD.. "
" I'll be his playmate while YOU go save the old Enma! " Goku beamed.
" "Playmate"?? " Pikkon twitched, sweatdropping.
Goku pointed off in Enma's house's direction, " Off u go! "
" Goku! " Pikkon exclaimed, " Haven't you thought that I may have a good idea of my OWN for us to use!? "
The large saiyajin stared at him cluelessly, then watched as Pikkon flew off.
" Janemba Janemba Janemba! " the creature pointed at Goku.
" Me? " Goku blinked, " You want to see ME fight? That is a bad thought! " he said happily with sparkily eyes and
still wiggling hands and fingers. The large saiyajin grinned and flew off towards the monster. He spun upside-down as he
flew upward, then landed on the giant yellow jellybean incasing Enma's home.
" HURRY UP AND GET ME OUTTA HERE ALREADY!! " Enma screamed from inside, startling the duo.
" OH! The old Enma! I forgot about you! " Goku laughed, putting his hand behind his head.
" WAHH! " Pikkon fell over, " HOW COULD YOU FORGET HIM! HE'S THE WHOLE POINT WE'RE HERE YOU NUMBSKULL! " Pikkon
shouted.
" You know, if it was Veggie who was here, VEGGIE wouldn't yell at me for forgetting a-bout Enma. " Goku pouted
stubbornly, " Now! While I lure him away, you keep trying to break open the jellybean, oh-kay? " Goku said seriously, his
serious face freaking out Pikkon slightly. He instantly switched back to a big happy grin and flew off in Janemba's direction
, giggling all the way. Goku hovered inches infront of Janemba's face, then swung his arms foward clapped, startling the
creature and causing it to lose its balance, " Can't catch me! " Goku chirped as he fell downwards.
Janemba laughed and jumped down as well.
" Follow the leader! Wave your arms like a birdie! "
Janemba did so as the two of them fell further down through the sea of floating giant jellybeans, Janemba's giant
body catching some of the beans as he fell. Goku sweetly landed on the ground and looked at his new surroundings. There were
tons of jellybeans everywhere and many of the people in hfil had been turned into 2-D jingerbread cookies that stuck into
the floor.
" Wow! Hfil sure has changed a lot since the last time I came down here! " Goku said in awe, then nearly fell over
once Janemba's huge body hit the floor, causing a massive earthquake. The monster had fallen onto his back, unable to get up.
Goku laughed at him, " So funny! All that power and he can't get up! "
Janemba grinned and easily jumped to his feet, causing the saiyajin's eyes to widen. Janemba put his hands on the
ground. Dozens of mini-Janembas suddenly appeared each time he did it. Goku gasped in surprise.
" O! " he said, then smiled, " That's a silly thing you did! " he watched as the mini-Janembas started walking
towards him. Goku went into attack mode and stuck a fighting pose as the Janembas all jumped ontop of him at once. The huge
Janemba clapped its hands. Goku powered up and easily kicked them all up into the air. The mini-Janembas fell to the ground,
bouncing in pain.
Janemba stopped clapping, suddenly confused, " Janemba? "
" STRIKE! " Gohan shouted in victory as he watched a bowling-ball-shaped-ki barrel down a large group of zombies.
" Way to go, Gohan-chan! " Chi-Chi exclaimed happily, then rammed through several zombies with her bazooka, using it
in a manner similar to a sword, " HA HA HA!! "
" WHOOPA! " Videl lept up into the air and sent a kick at one of the larger zombies, causing him to fall backwards
and topple all those behind him like a set of dominios.
" HAHAHA! " Goten laughed as he yanked off one zombie's arm, then jumped onto his shoulder and beat him over the
head, " This is FUN! "
" So much for respecting the dead. " Chi-Chi sweatdropped, then paused as a zombie came up from behind her. She
pulled her bazooka around and shot a hole through his head, " DIE ZOMBIES!!! "
" ... " Gohan and Videl both sweatdropped at her.
" HO HO HO! What a charming picture you all make. Zombiebusters! " a voice familiar to Gohan came from up above.
The group looked up to see Freeza standing up on one the ledge of one of the taller buildings.
" FREEZA! " Gohan exclaimed.
" My, what an honor. You even know my name. Did you get it through an acquantince? " Freeza asked.
" Remembering me shouldn't be too hard. " Gohan said, reaching to take off his sunglasses, " You met me when I was
just a child. Not too hard to remember, right? "
Freeza froze. That voice. It sounded eerily simliar to, " SON GOKU!!! YOU'RE SON GOKU'S CHILD!! "
" Heh, that's right! " Gohan flung off his glasses and his 'stylish' bandana-like headgear and spun around. He
struck several Saiyaman poses, " Evil everywhere will not be forgiven! I am Son Gohan! "
Videl clapped for him, " Gohan-kun! That was so cool! "
Freeza narrowed his eyes and grinned maliciously, " Ah, in that case you will be perfect for me to exact my revenge
upon Son Goku with. "
" Well see. " Gohan powered up.
" Why don't you see for yourself? " Freeza laughed, then let out a strangled noise as something suddenly barrelled
down on the side of his head and smacked it into the floor of the roof.
" YOU! "
Freeza blinked at the unfamiliar voice, he looked up to see Chi-Chi growling at him in rage.
" IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT THE OUJI'S BRAIN IS SO MESSED UP! IF YOU HADN'T BLOWN UP HIS PLANET HE WOULD'VE HAD MILLONS
OF OTHER SAIYAJINS TO CHOOSE FROM TO MAKE HIS OUJO!! NOW BECAUSE OF YOU CAUSING THEIR NEAR-EXTINCTION, THE OUJI COMES AFTER
MY GO-CHAN EVERYDAY LIKE THE BUBONIC PLAGUE!! YOU WERE THE ONE WHO MADE ALL THAT HAPPEN! AND NOW YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S
GOING TO PAY!! "
" OKAASAN!! " Gohan exclaimed.
" NO! THIS IS MY REPENTANCE FOR KIL---GOKU-SAN! " she snapped, " The OUJI I will deal with LATER. " she gritted
her teeth.
" Is re-killing ME really going to 'make it all better'? "
" Yes. " Chi-Chi smirked evilly, " Because YOU, I can kill without a guilt trip. " she said simply, then pulled the
trigger and shot a hole straight through Freeza's head. The icejin screamed, shocked she had done it. He stagged to his feet,
his brain functions starting to instantly fail, " WHY YOU MISERABLE HUMAN!! " he whipped around, " ATTACK!! "
Chi-Chi froze as she felt thousands of ki's suddenly appear behind her. She looked over her shoulder and gasped to
see huge parts of Freeza's army flying upward.
Freeza laughed, " YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BULLETS FOR ALL OF THEM! "
" RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! " Gohan launched himself up into the air and easily dodged the oncoming warriors like a flock
of birds and sent his fist pummeling through Freeza's heart, blasting him into a million pieces with a ki-blast formed when
his hand was going through Freeza's gut.
The explosion from Gohan sent a huge fog of thick black smoke flying off into the air from what used to be Freeza.
Freeza's army got a look at what happened and ran off out of the city.
Videl stared at them, then turned to Gohan and shrugged happily, " Well done, Gohan-kun! "
" That's my boy! " Chi-Chi clasped her hands together.
Gohan laughed victoriously and struck a dozen more poses, each goofier-looking than the last, " HAHA! "
" YEAH!! " Hercule shouted in victory as he finished off yet another group of zombies, " I! THE WORLD'S GREATEST
MARTIAL-ARTS CHAMPION--HERCULE, WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS CHANCE TO THANK EACH AN EVERY ONE OF MY FANS! OH YEAH! " he gave a
double peace-sign.
" ... " a tumbleweed blew by.
" Where could all the tv cameras and media BE? " he cocked an eyebrow, then said more loudly, " THE HERO OF THE WORLD
HERCULE, IS PUNISHING EVILDOERS RIGHT NOW!! KUSO... "
" Wah na na na na! " another zombie ran up to him. Hercule landed several punches and caused the zombie to fall over.
" Oh man! It can't be helped! " he sighed, then turned to his chubby pink companion, " I guess we'll just have to
tell them about it later Buu. "
Buu finished off his hoagie and got up, " BUU! " he shouted cheerfully and followed Hercule down the street. The
zombies he had knocked out starting to get up and follow them.
" Ah, hey Kaasan? I don't mean to alarm you, but-- "
" SHH MIRAI! I'm watching something! " Bulma shooed her son from the alternate future off as she kept her eyes glued
to the tv, which was in it's 2nd hour of non-stop Zombie-Coverage, " ZOMBIE outbreak. GEEZ! Where the heck is Vegeta during
all this ANYWAY! Knowing him he's probably still up at Goku's sparring with him. "
" But, we got a package. "
" Not NOW, Mirai! "
" Sent through your Time-Snap machine. "
Bulma paused and hit mute, then looked over at him incrediously, " ...WHAT?! " she jumped to her feet, " SOMEBODY
ACTUALLY SENT SOMETHING TO US!? But they'd have to be from a timeline far enough near our present so that I would have
created it in that timeline as well for them to send something here! "
" Yeah, there's a note on it from the other you too. " he handed it to her, " I, ah, watched the videotape. It's
pretty surreal. " Mirai laughed nervously.
" How so? " Bulma took the tape out of the manila envelope. She read the note, " "Dear Bulma, Son-kun's wife Chi-Chi
asked me if I could send this tape along to you and Mirai Trunks as a token of thanks and closure. Apparently, by visiting
your timeline she was able to save the relationships of several people in our little group from teetering on the brink of
explosion. Whatever she means by that. Love, Bulma". " Bulma got up and put the tape in the tape-player, " Hn? " she hit the
'play' button.
" Hello Bulma! Mirai Trunks! " Past Chi-Chi said happily as she and Goku, who was grinning and waving to the camera
energetically, stood about 7 or 8 feet away from the camera. This Goku looked much more like the present one than the way
he had looked in the time period they had sent Past Chi-Chi back to, " Seeing as our timeline's Bulma has just perfected her
own version of your time-traveling machine, and since this year now co-insides with yours, we all wanted to say thank you! "
" THANK U! " Goku chriped happily.
Chi-Chi looked off-screen and clasped her hands together, " Gohan! Goten! "
Bulma's jaw dropped.
On-screen walked Gohan and Goten, both wearing their Goku-ish orange gi's. Goten looked exactly the same with the
exception of a saiyajin tail growing out of him. Gohan, while his current age, still sported the haircut Goku had given him
in the Room of Spirit and Time, and, as Goten, had a tail.
" Now, " Chi-Chi smiled, " You may be wondering why we all look this way. "
Goku grabbed his own tail and waved it to the camera.
" Well, you see just shortly after I got back from my visit with you guys, I had an ingenious idea! You see my
other self was unhappy that Goku-san was a saiyajin instead of being human like her. Well I thought, if that was the source
of it all, why not just wish MYSELF into a saiyajin! " she pulled her belt off to reveal it was a tail.
Bulma's jaw dropped to the floor.
" Toldja. " Mirai commented.
" We asked Shenlong if I could wish to change my species and he did it! " Chi-Chi cheered, " And so, instead of
being demi-saiyajins, Gohan-chan and Goten-chan are FULL-BLOODED saiyajins! Just like their parents! "
Bulma's jaw still hung on the floor, her eyes bugging out of her head.
" And that's why I don't look a day older than the last time I saw you two! " Chi-Chi finished.
Goku hopped up closer to the camera, " Chi-chan said we should go participate in the next tournament, so we did and
I came in first--AGAIN! And Chi-chan came in SECOND! " he grinned.
" We won LOTS of money and Goku-san and I agreed that we would continue to enter tournaments together. So now we've
accumulated the fortune that in your timeline went to some guy named Hercule! "
" Just look how big our HOUSE is! " Goku beamed. The camera tilted up to expose a gigantic mansion sitting directly
where Hercule's home WOULD have been.
" Not that we don't live at our Mountain Home anymore. We go there in the summer. " Chi-Chi said.
" Fancy people call that sorta thing a "summer home". " Goku said, then let out a barrade of giggles.
" If you're curious, every bad guy who attacked your timeline attacked ours as well. " Gohan spoke up, " And we all
defeated them in somewhat similar ways, only Okaasan and I had bigger parts in the battles than yours had. " Goku went ssj's
1, 2, 2½, and 3 for a few minutes and happily pointed himself to illustrate the similarity of the timeline.
" And as for our timeline's Vegeta, he's not a problem at all! " Chi-Chi explained.
" Yeah! " Goku cheered, " Vegeta comes over every day to have sparring practices with us! He is quite the challange
sometimes! "
Bulma shook her head clear, " He called him Vegeta. He, didn't say Veggie. "
" He's actually nice to us. Though when he got confused at to how a fifth saiyajin survived the explosion, we just
told him I'm the daughter of one of his elite guards who sent me off the planet around the same time as Goku to save my
life, and I ended up here. " Chi-Chi grinned, " Clever eh? "
" Vegeta's just like all our other friends now. " Goku said happily, " We spar a lot but he never really says much
to me. No insults like he used to or any comments at all. I like sparring with Chi-chan better because at least I can have
a conversation with her. "
" He is very mute around Goku. " Chi-Chi said, then pointed to her head, " But he makes comments to himself in his
mind ALL THE TIME. You have to concentrate very hard to pick up his thought patterns though, but they're going every single
second he's here. "
" He's plotting something. He's got to be. " Bulma said, surprised, " He, wouldn't be Vegeta if he wasn't plotting.
And talking to himself in his head is DEFINATELY part of his plot-process. "
" Well, we're glad we got to finally thank you in as close as we could to talking to you in-person! " Chi-Chi nodded,
" OH! And by the way if you want to know, Gohan-chan is going out with that nice girl Videl who I'm told he also hooked up
with in YOUR timeline! Ironic, huh? "
" Ironic...right. " Bulma murmured.
" Say goodbye everybody! " Chi-Chi said to the others.
" BYEBYE! " Goku grinned, waving both arms in the air while the others just waved. The camera hit the end of it's
message and faded off into tv snow.
" ...wow. " Bulma managed to say, " Just...wow. "
" Mind-numbing isn't it? That by merely arming the Chi-Chi of the past with this knowledge we created a timeline in
which there is no battle between her and Vegeta, no evil plots, nobody losing their minds, and the entire Son family is set
for LIFE with all that tournament money. " Mirai sighed.
" Seemingly perfect world...creepy. " Bulma paled, then paused and narrowed her eyes as she took the tape out of the
vcr, " Something bothered me though. "
" What? "
" Vegeta. "
" What about Vegeta? "
" The Goku on the tape, he called him VegETA. Not VegGIE. The lack of the gushy-mushy nickname causes me to believe
that with his entire saiyajin family, he didn't need to use Vegeta as a constant outlit to fulfill his saiyajin needs. With
how Goku-obsessive Vegeta was ever since the entire, well, since meeting him, but especially since seeing Goku become the
"legendary super saiyajin" right before his very eyes, he indulged in all the attention his "sole peasant" gave and gives him
all the time. And when Goku's gone, like those 7 years he was dead, Vegeta went into a terrible HORRIBLE state of depression.
If he's not getting the Kaka-time he needs daily to neutralize that obsessive nature he has for Goku, and if he's being too
quiet around him in this timeline, that could mean that this other Vegeta could have stooped to spying, or even STALKING
Past Chi-Chi's Goku. "
" Really? " Mirai looked surprised, " But they acted like he was just normal in that timeline. "
" Mirai, this is the man who spent AN ENTIRE YEAR out in deep space just trying to FIND Goku and have him teach him
how to become a super saiyajin; he would've been out there longer had he not ran out of fuel. And that was right after Freeza
too. It wasn't even during his more obsessive periods of I've-got-to-be-stronger-than-Kakarrotto, Kakarrotto's-going-to-come-
-back-from-beyond-and-he's-not-dead-I-know-it, I'm-going-to-defeat-Kakarrotto-in-battle-once-and-for-all-even-if-I-have-to-
-let-myself-become-possessed-in-order-to-get-to-the-battlefield, I'm-going-to-make-Kakarrotto-my-servant-maid, and lest we
forget our current I'm-going-to-make-Kakarrotto-mine-without-inciting-any-non-platonic-implications-of-any-sort-so-we-won't-
-end-up-like-our-alternate-future-selves. " Bulma said as she walked down to the lab, " He MUST be plotting something!
Plotting "evil" schemes isn't something Vegeta learned, it's his NATURE! In his GENES! Part of his entire DNA structure! "
she put the tape on a nearby countertop.
" Uh-huh. " Mirai sweatdropped.
" *GA-ZAP*! "
Both Bulma and Mirai glanced over to see another package similar to the first had just appeared on the platform to
the time-snap machine. Bulma picked it up. This envelope was sealed with a more jittery hand and dated only a week after
the first tape. Bulma looked around for her nearest vcr in the lab, then popped it in, " I wonder now what? "
On-screen appeared a very nervous-looking Past Chi-Chi wearing a gi while Goku rubbed her shoulders in an attempt to
calm her down.
" Hello Bulma, Mirai. I, just wanted to let you both know that I'm, *gulp*, going to be in a battle to the death
tommorow. Hahaha! " she laughed nervously.
" WHAT?! " Mirai gasped.
" Yeah, I know, this is the point where you protest for me not to and ask who and where and why and when. Well, ah,
Vegeta, the front yard, Goku, tommorow morning at 9:00am. "
" Poor Chi-chaaan! " Goku pouted.
" You see, while we were outside the other day we stumbled upon Vegeta hiding behind a bush in the yard with a
videocamera. When we asked him what he was doing, he decided to reveal that he has been stalking Go-chan for the past 11
or 12 years straight. And, over time, while spying, he had grown quite, 'fond' of his 'favorite peasant' and without me
even having to question him further he just came out and said he was 'madly in luv' for his 'angel' and started going on
and on about how he would have said something sooner but didn't because I'm a fellow saiyajin and honor and pride and
that sort of thing and now his mind just snapped on the whole entire thing and he wants to fight me to the DEATH tommorow
for Goku's hand!!! "
" ...which one? " Goku tilted his head.
Chi-Chi's eyes welled up with tears, " WAHHHHHHHH!!!! I LOVE YOU GOKU NO MATTER WHAT SORTS OF NAIVE THINGS COME OUT
OF YOUR MOUTH!! "
Goku blinked, increasingly confused.
Chi-Chi dried her eyes, then faced the screen again, a serious look now on her face, " I may have to actually kill
Vegeta to defend my family from him. " she then clasped her hands together, " Please don't take that as an insult! Even
though he has lost his mind I haven't had the guts to tell our timeline's Bulma about it; that my timeline's Vegeta turned
out to be the kind your timeline's Chi-Chi is afraid of and you guys ended up with the normal one. He's even had Shenlong
wish him this gigantic spaceship to escape off the planet with once he 'defeats me'! "
" And I am going to help Chi-chan knock sense back into Vegeta's head! " Goku added.
" As a last-ditch effort of course. It is supposed to be a one-vs-one battle. " Chi-Chi explained, " Finally, I'd
like to wish ourselves goodluck! " she said into the camera, " Vegeta's a genius at tactics, but we outnumber him 4 to 1!
We'll send you a tape tommorow to tell you who won! " she said confidently, " Bye! "
" Bye! " Goku grinned.
The tape fizzed off.
Bulma's eyes bugged out of her head, " ...I need to find Vegeta and makeout with him in order to reaffirm to myself
that he'd never ever EVER form any non-platonic feelings for Goku. " she said bluntly.
" Kaasan I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explaination to why that timeline's Vegeta-- "
" *GA-ZAP*! "
Mirai looked over and paled to see a bloody package now sitting on the platform, " Ah.....ah..... "
" Capsulize it Mirai. " Bulma said shortly, just as terrified.
" But, da.....don't you at least want to see what's on ih-- " he managed to strangle out.
" NO. Just, capsulize it. " Bulma nodded. Mirai gulped and grabbed a nearby empty capsule, then did so.
" ... "
" ... "
" So? Who do you think won? " Mirai spoke up.
" You know what, why don't we go back upstairs and watch some more of that news coverage, huh! " Bulma said in an
easily-see-throughable fake smile as she dashed up the stairs.
Mirai looked down at the capsule in his hand uneasily, " ...whatever you say, Kaasan. "
" You know, rampaging zombies aren't really that hard of a problem to solve. " Bulma said outloud as she, Mirai,
and now Chibi Trunks all sat on the couch watching the live news coverage, " Dende felt bad for Shenlong with all he went
through, the shrinking and human-Goku-ing sort of thing. He pulled some ancient namekian spells and now the dragonballs
are active again. We get two more wishes this year. "
" WOW!?? Really! " Trunks grinned excitedly.
" Mm-hm! As long as these two are not made by either Vegeta or Chi-Chi. " she explained.
" So you're saying we should get Shenlong to wish them all back to otherworld? " Mirai blinked.
" Yup! "
" Do you think it'll work? " he asked.
" Come on Mirai! How many times has Shenlong failed us! I mean, there were a couple times, but this sort of wish
should be easy for him! " Bulma pulled something out of her pocket.
" The dragon radar! " Trunks exclaimed.
" Trunks-kun, do you think you could go find Goten and have him help you both find the dragonballs, then bring them
back here? " Bulma asked.
" YEAH! " Trunks snatched the radar right out of her hands. Bulma sweatdropped as the chibi hopped off the couch and
ran for the front door. Trunks flung the door open and waved goodbye, " Thanks mom I'll be back soon bye! " he grinned like
a happy Vegeta and slammed the door shut.
Mirai sat there for a moment, pondering the situation, " I hope you were right to send him out. "
" Oh, don't worry Mirai! Trunks and Goten are such a great team, they'll be a lot more alert and un-suspicous-looking
while searching for the dragonballs. It'll be fine! "
" ... "
" ... "
" Now where the heck's Vegeta?! " Bulma got up, " ...maybe I should search his room for any Extreme-Goku-Stalking
equipment. "
" Kaasan, that was the Vegeta from the other timeline! Ours isn't THAT obsessed with Son-san to go off and stalk him
that way! "
" ... "
" ... "
" However, one can never be too sure. " Bulma nodded, then raced up the stairs.
Mirai sighed, " Fine, I'll help. "
" WOW! This house is bigger than it looked! " Raditsu grinned as he wandered around the outside front and back lawn
to the Son home, " Maybe they have some clothes inside that could cover the gaping hole in my chest so I don't start getting
things caught in it. " he thought outloud, absent-mindedly sticking his hand through the hole, which by some stroke of luck
had JUST missed Raditsu's spinal cord.
" Cool trick Raditsu. "
" Uh-huh. Yeah, thanks Nappa. " Raditsu said casually, taking his hand back out only to suddenly freeze in place. He
spun around to come face to stomach with Nappa, or, what was left of Nappa. Raditsu blinked in shock, " Nappa...you're blue."
" Vegeta destroyed my body when he killed me. I had nothing to come back too. " Nappa shrugged. It appeared his body
form was still intact, though blue and see-through, " Here! Shake my hand! " he held his hand out.
Raditsu looked at it suspicously, then reached out only to have his hand go right through Nappa, " HEY! You're a
GHOST! " he said, impressed.
" It's not impressive I have no body. " Nappa sweatdropped.
" Yeah, but you can possess people. "
Nappa grinned, " Ooh. "
" Once we find Kakarrotto we can all go into town. On my way here I saw a bunch of human zombies walking around as
well, but they decay faster so their brains are practically mush. " Raditsu jiggled the doorknob to Goku's front door,
" Maybe you can even possess people! "
" YEAH!....hey, can I possess you-- "
" --NO. " Raditsu said bluntly, then creaked open the front door, " Hello? " he called out as he walked inside,
" Nappa--you're a ghostly specter from beyond at the moment--does that give you any special ki-sensing powers? " he asked
curiously.
" I don't think so. "
" Oh. " Raditsu sighed, " You see they stole my scouter right before they buried me, I can't sense a thing. " he said
as he walked around the house, " I don't think anyone's here though. " he paused and sniffed the air, " Smells a LOT like
Kakarrotto in here. "
" Maybe its his home. " Nappa offered.
Raditsu opened a door, which it turned out lead to the laundry room. Hanging over the side of the laundry basket
were several identical large orange and blue gis who's smell had attracted several flies to hover over them, " ...oh yeah,
Kakarrotto lives here. " Raditsu pinched his nose at the stench and closed the door.
" But, I thought you were still mad at him, you know, for being a traitor and all. " Nappa scratched his head,
confused.
" Hm? No! After I was, killed, " he pointed to his hole to emphasis the point, " I eventually met up with Kaasan and
Toussan who explained to me exactly WHAT amnesia does to the brain. " Raditsu explained, " The original Kakarrotto, the one
we knew as a baby/toddler, was pushed into subconsious after he hit his head on whatever rock he fell onto. So now he created
a blank memory and since he wasn't hit on the head early enough he's developed a whole nother personality. So it's not his
fault because all his memories of me and his family are stuck in his subconsious, its because of whoever let him hit that
rock and the rock itself. "
Nappa clapped his hands, " Very enlightening. "
" Yup! Now let's go find where they keep the food around here! "
" HAHAHAHAHAHA! Look at Vegeta's face! " Nappa laughed while Raditsu stared at the life-sized
vertical-oval-button-eyed nose-less small-smiled Vegeta plushie on Goku's bed.
" Creepy. " Raditsu poked it, " Hey Nappa, didn't Vegeta have one of these of Kakarrotto back when he brought us all
back that one time when he was king for a while? "
" Raditsu check this out! HAHA! " Nappa moved away from the object.
Raditsu hopped off Goku's bed and walked over to the counter with his tail twitching lazily in the air behind him.
On the counter was a framed photo of Goku hugging Vegeta tightly and grinning over-excitedly. Vegeta's face was a bright red
color and the ouji had a blank, dazed look on his face.
" Heh-heh, poor Vegeta. " Raditsu snickered, picking up the frame. He blinked, " You know that's weird. I've never
heard of saiyajin faces glowing bright red before. " the large saiyajin looked confused.
Nappa, who had learned to solidify his body if he concentrated pretty hard, took the photo out of Raditsu's hands
and flipped it over, " "To Kakay, with luv. ~little Veggie". "
" ..."luv"? " Raditsu sweatdropped.
" Maybe he meant love and spelled it wrong. "
" I HOPE not. " both saiyajins paled.
" We should get out of here. " Raditsu concluded, " Before we find something else that could prove disturbing unless
we had Kakarrotto or Vegeta here to explain it to us. " he started to leave the room, " Come on, there's a few more doors
downstairs we still haven't checked. This is Kakarrotto's home, he's got to be keeping food somewhere! "
" And here it is! " Nappa grinned. The two saiyajins had finally happened upon the doors to the Sons refridgerator.
The refridgerator that contained all the food that was necessary to last a saiyajin, two demi-saiyajins, and a human for an
entire week.
" It's, beautiful. " Raditsu said in awe. His stomach, which had not had any fresh food inside it for the past 15
years, rumbled so insanely it might as well explode. A huge smirk covered Raditsu's face, " LET'S EAT! " he pumped his fist
in the air, grabbed everything he could hold in his arms, and plopped it all on the kitchen table.
Nappa frowned, " But, I can't eat. I don't have a stomach. I don't even have a body. " he grabbed a slice of ham,
then tossed it into his mouth and swallowed. The ham floated around inside his ectoplasmic mid-section like the goo that
hovers inside of a lava lamp.
" That's, strange. " Raditsu seemed a little creeped out by the floating slice of ham. He took out a huge roll and
began to make himself a sandwich, " Oh well! More for me! "
" *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM*!! " Chi-Chi stood with one foot ontop of the zombie while she blasted it with her bazooka
again and again.
" Ah, Chi-Chi. I think it's really dead this time. You don't need to keep shooting it. " Videl sweatdropped as the
group sat around the now-empty city, victorious in defeating the zombies that had appeared in that particular area.
" I know. I just forgot how much I ENJOY this! " an evil maniacal grin covered Chi-Chi's face as she blasted the
zombie three more times.
" I'm starting to get the feeling we just should've left Kaasan at home. " Gohan groaned.
" Oh nonsense, Gohan! " Chi-Chi cheerfully waved him off, " I missed this! " she said, then glanced up into the sky,
" DUCK! " she hit the trigger again. About 15 seconds later a large duck came crashing to the ground. Everyone sans Chi-Chi
sweatdropped.
" Ah-- " Gohan started to speak again.
" --what? They're overpopulated as it is! You have any idea how many of these are now at the local parks? Well? Do
you? "
" ... "
" ... "
" Well neither do I but I'm not going to spend money to give to the people who are forced to clean up all that duck
poop because they're overpopulating the parks! "
" Oh my God she has so lost it. " Videl said quietly to herself, shaking her head in pity.
" GOTEN! HEY GOTEN!! " a voice called out from the background.
Goten sat up, " TRUNKS! " he grinned.
The lavender-hairred demi-saiyajin chibi ran up to Goten, " Goten my mom found a way to get rid of all the zombies!
We'll wish them away using Shenlong! "
" Oh, we already took care of all the zombies, Trunks. " Gohan laughed lightly, pointing around him.
Trunks cocked an eyebrow, " Uh, you guys DO know that the zombies are appearing all over the world, not just this
city....right? "
" ... " the entire group stared at him blankly.
" Oh crap. " Videl smacked herself on the forehead, " YOU MEAN WE DID ALL THIS WORK AND THE WHOLE PLANET IS FULL
OF THESE GUYS!! "
" Well I had fun! " Chi-Chi beamed. The others glared at her, " If...that's any of your business. " she trailed off,
" And Gohan-chan I taught you better than to glare at people like that shame on you!! " she shook her finger angrily at
Gohan, who looked away, embarassed.
" So, " Gohan said, changing the subject, " You're going to use the dragonballs? "
" Yeah. "
" But, Kaasan just used them, and so did Toussan-- "
" --my Kaasan says that Dende felt bad for Shenlong, mostly because Son-san and Toussan found out the location of
his vacation spot, but also because Shenlong felt guilty for ever having to wish Son-san into a human in the first place. And
also for the whole shrinking thing, which I thought was funny. Dende used some magical namekian spells and healed Shenlong,
but they both agreed that these next two extra-wishes are to be made by anyone EXCEPT Toussan or Chi-Chi. "
" Stupid dragon. " Chi-Chi muttered. Gohan sweatdropped.
" And that's why I came here! To have Goten help me on my mission! " Trunks grinned.
" Aw, that's sweet of you Trunks. " Chi-Chi smiled, " But Goten's all, well-- "
" --covered in zombie guts! " Goten chirped and held out his arms. He was indeed, splattered with all sorts of goo
from the zombies.
" You're welcome to come back with us to Goten's house and head off to search for the dragonballs from there.
Actually I think I have the one-star ball back there as well. " Chi-Chi nodded.
" You keep going from pleasant to psychotic again like it's natural for you now. " Gohan twitched slightly.
" At least I'm TRYING to be sober! " Chi-Chi said in defense, then sensed something and looked up again, " GOOSE! "
" *BAM*! "
" SQUAALK! "
" *THUMP*! "
" Ahh, home sweet home! " Chi-Chi said as the group finally reached the hill that lead up towards the Son house.
" Sweet home sweet home! " a voice chirped from beside her.
Chi-Chi froze, then turned to her left to see Vejitto and Gogeta happily walking with the group, " AHHHHHHH! " she
shrieked, pointing at them while every single vision of what they would do to her if they found out she accidentally
'murdered' their 'parents' came rushing into her head all at the exact same moment, " HOWLONGHAVEYOUBEENFOLLOWINGUS!! "
" About a half hour. " Vejitto smiled.
" Whatsa matter Onna, you don't look so good all of a sudden. " Gogeta said in surprise, reaching out to poke her.
" AHHHHHHHHA! ITSNOTMYFAULT!! "
" ... " Gogeta blinked.
" Ooh, Chi-Chi's on a little guilt trip! " Vejitto correctly figured out.
" What did you do Onna? Commit MURDER? " Gogeta grinned.
" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAH!!!!! "
" Come on guys, Kaasan's just trying to sober up on the rage she has against Vegeta so her attempts at revenge don't
destroy her and Toussan's marriage, that's all. " Gohan explained, opening the front door to house.
" Oh! " Gogeta said, enlightened.
" If you're trying to wean Chi-Chi OFF weapons of mass destruction, then why did you bring her with you to kill
dozens of zombies in the first place? Isn't that just encouraging what she's trying to stop herself from doing--attacking
people. " Vejitto looked confused.
" ...well, she has real good aim. " Gohan sputtered, embarassed.
" C--come on Goten, let's get you changed so you can go help Trunks find the dragonballs. " Chi-Chi tried to calm
herself down as she went inside, motioning Goten before her. Goten cheerfully walked past the kitchen where Raditsu was
stuffing his face on their food in a Goku-ish manner while Nappa sat there, sadly sighing at the food while playing with the
slice of ham in his 'stomach' every once in a while.
" Hi Uncle Raditsu! "
" Hi Goten. " Raditsu said, muffled through the bite of sandwich in his mouth, " Mmm, food, FINALLY! "
" Goten take your boots off! " Chi-Chi repremanded as she walked after him, " You're dragging guts all throughout the
house! I don't want to end up cleaning zombie guts off my floo---RAHHHHHHH!! " she shrieked when she saw Raditsu and Nappa
sitting at her kitchen table.
" Hey. " Raditsu waved.
" Hi there! " Nappa waved also.
" BURGLERS!!! GLOWING BLUE BURGLERS!! " Chi-Chi screamed, then started shooting at them. Raditsu easily ducked the
bullets and Nappa just sat there as the bullets fired at him went right through his bodyless body and shot holes in the wall
behind him.
" I think I've seen her before. " Raditsu scratched his head.
" Hey! Aren't you the lady that King Bejito had arrested and put in a straightjacket in the jail? " Nappa pointed to
her.
Chi-Chi paused from shooting, then walked over to them and held the bazooka up to Nappa's head, " You. You work for
the OUJI, don't you? "
" I, guess. "
" *BAM*! " Chi-Chi shot a blast through Nappa's nonexistant yet-outlined head. The missle created nothing but a very
large hole in her wall.
" HEY WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR!! " Nappa yelled angrily.
Chi-Chi paled, " H--how did you--is that my ham floating there? "
" Yes. It is. " Nappa said stoically.
" ... "
" ... "
" But, but how--WHY DID IT PASS RIGHT THROUGH YOU!? "
" He has no BODY, genius. " Raditsu sarcastically remarked.
Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes and turned to him, " FINE! YOU'RE NOT GLOWING! I'LL SHOOT YOU INSTEAD, YOU, YOU FOOD
STEALER! " she pressed the mouth of the bazooka up against his forehead.
" I HAVEN'T EATEN IN 15 YEARS LADY! I THINK WHAT I'M DOING HERE'S PRETTY JUSTIFIED!! " Raditsu exclaimed, annoyed,
" ESPECIALLY WITH HOW MUCH SAIYAJINS ARE USED TO EATING!! "
" Well I'm sure you'll have PLENTY to eat in the afterlife, pal! " Chi-Chi loaded her bazooka.
Raditsu sweatdropped, " Ah, lady? "
" CHI-CHI! "
" Chi-Chi. " he sweatdropped again, " You do know I'm already dead. Right? " he pointed downwards. Chi-Chi glanced
down and nearly had a heart attack. The large hole in Raditsu's chest was in nearly the same spot she had shot Goku and
Vegeta though with, " You're....dead. "
" Yeah, a namekian called Piccolo killed me. "
" ...oh. " Chi-Chi squeaked out, paling.
" Umm, yah. " Raditsu tried to slowly back away from the loaded bazooka, " We came here to get food and since my
brother's scent is very VERY obvious in here, I figured it was his house and we were just waiting for him to get back. "
" ...where IS Toussan, Mommy? " Goten, now into a clean gi, asked while tugging on Chi-Chi's pantleg.
Chi-Chi twitched.
" She said he was out doing something with Vegeta. " Gohan replied, slightly confused.
" But we lost track of Mommy and Toussan's ki's since this morning. " Vejitto started to look worried.
" WHAT DID YOU DO WITH OUR PARENTS, ONNA! " Gogeta exclaimed, trying to stay off of the verge of crying.
" NOTHING!IDIDNOTHINGTOTHEOUJIORTOGOKU!!! " Chi-Chi shrieked, then turned back to Raditsu, " I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU
WALK AROUND HERE TRYING TO STEAL FOOD WITHOUT YOUR BRAIN! " she cocked the gun.
" HEY! " Vejitto teleported infront of her and annoyedly bent the tip of her bazooka downwards, " You will not shoot
anyone else until you tell us what you did with our Mommy and Toussan! "
" "OUR?" " Raditsu blinked.
" Oh! Uncle Raditsu this is my younger brother Gogeta! But I call him Goggie for short! " Vejitto cheerfully
introduced his brother, who waved happily to Raditsu.
Raditsu turned a pale green, " ...brother.... "
" Born from the FUSION dance! " Gogeta grinned proudly, standing up straight.
" Geez Vegeta, ONE full-blooded heir wasn't enough for ya? " Raditsu sweatdropped.
Meanwhile, Chi-Chi was trying to unbend her bazooka, which was a much harder task than Vejitto had made it out to be.
" Umm, hey, while you guys are all getting to know each other, I think Goten and I'll be off looking for the
dragonballs, oh-kay? " Trunks grinned cheesily as he grabbed Goten by the collar and dragged him out of the house; in Goten's
hands was the one-star dragonball.
" They look like this! " Goten chirped, holding the ball up.
" Wow, they're smaller than I thought they would be. " Raditsu observed.
" THAT'S what Vegeta had me and him after? " Nappa blinked, " No way we could've found them all! They're puny! "
" AND powerful! " Trunks said proudly.
" Go on guys, get going! " Gohan further pushed the chibis out of the house and watched them fly off. He looked back
at the scene before him which consisted of Vejitto and Gogeta staring suspicously at Chi-Chi who was STILL trying to unbend
her bazooka, Nappa who was glaring at Chi-Chi, still mad at her for shooting him, and Raditsu who looked like he was thinking
up a plan, " Uh, Videl, maybe we should leave? " he whispered to her.
" NOBODY'S LEAVING!! " Chi-Chi dropped her bazooka and pulled out her gun, still aiming at her food-consuming
culprits, " NOT UNTIL I TEACH THESE TWO A LESSON! "
Raditsu got a grin on his face that near-replicated his father's in I've-got-a-plan-to-get-us-out-of-here-ness, " Hey
Nappa! Maybe now would be a good time to see if that trick of yours really works, huh? "
" Hm? " Nappa blinked for a second, " OH!! " he grinned, " RIGHT! " he reached at Chi-Chi from behind and stuck his
hands into her back. Chi-Chi froze as the blue blob behind her sucked into her and sent Chi-Chi screaming until Nappa was
completely inside. Chi-Chi's bazooka weapon dropped to the ground and her arms hung limply at her sides, a blank look on her
face. A blue ki aura unlike Chi-Chi's red one hovered around her.
" Uh, Nappa? " Raditsu approached Chi-Chi curiously.
" What just happened? " Chi-Chi said, pale. She looked up to see Raditsu staring at her, " YOU! FOOD-GLUTTON! " she
reached to sucker-punch him only to have her arm come back and punch herself in the face.
" Hahaha! Onna hit herself! " Gogeta laughed.
" But--I-- " Chi-Chi stammered. A blue blob suddenly stuck out from her stomach and formed into Nappa's head.
" Hey Raditsu possessing people isn't as hard as I thought! " Nappa said. Chi-Chi's eyes bugged out of her head.
" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!! " Chi-Chi shrieked, punching Nappa's head back and
forth like a punching bag.
" OWW OWW OWW HEY STOP THAT! " Nappa's sucked his head back inside.
" Haha! Onna's possessed! " Gogeta laughed.
" I AM NOT POSSESSED I--QUACK QUACK QUACK! " Chi-Chi suddenly put her hands on her hips and started walking around
like a chicken while quacking like a duck.
" Gohan, I think you're right. We should leave. " Videl nodded vigorously.
" Agreed. " Gohan whispered back, " Ah, Kaasan! We're going to go see how Goten and Trunks are doing, oh-kay! " he
called out to her.
" GOHAN NO!! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE WITH THE OUJI-SPAWN, THE FOOD-BURGLAR, AND THIS HUGE BLUE BLOB!! " Chi-Chi shrieked
as she saw Gohan and Videl nervously ducking their way out of the house, " GOHAN!!! " Chi-Chi's body was now disco-ing
against her will, " GOHAN GET BACK HERE! " somehow 'Do the Hustle' music was randomly playing from some invisible radio.
The fusions watched as the door slammed from behind Gohan and Videl.
" Hey! Let's do a line dance! " Gogeta cheered.
" YEAH! " Nappa grinned, his voice coming out of Chi-Chi's mouth which made her look, at the least, awkward.
" YOU GET OUT OF MY BODY!! " Chi-Chi screamed at herself.
Gogeta snapped his fingers and the music changed to something more salsa-y. He stood behind Nappa--err, Chi-Chi, and
put his hands on her shoulders. The two took several steps forward around the room, kicking one of their legs out every once
in a while.
" Da da da da da, HEY! "
" Da da da da da, HEY! "
Vejitto and Raditsu watched the display blankly. Vejitto happily shrugged, then put his hands on Gogeta's shoulders
and followed along, " Da da da da da, HEY! " he sang in unison with them.
Raditsu sweatdropped.
" Come on Raditsu! It's fun! " Nappa shouted, temporarily in complete control of Chi-Chi's body.
" Yeah Uncle Ditzu! Come play with us! " Gogeta chirped, " Da da da da da, HEY! "
Raditsu blinked, then sighed, " Well, when in Rome.... "
" The four-star ball! Goten I found the four-star ball! " Trunks shouted excitedly as he peered down into the small
hole in the ground.
" YAY YAY YAY!! " Goten cheered, dashing over to him. Trunks took the dragonball out of the hole and held it up,
grinning.
" See! It's Sushinchu! "
" HOORAY! Now we have all 7! " Goten bounced up and down.
Trunks flew upward, " Come on Goten! Let's go! " he flew off.
" OH-KAY! " Goten nodded, then took a step foward only to let out a yelp. A golfball had beaned him on the forehead.
The chibi demi-saiyajin fell backward, crying in pain, " OWWWWW!! THAT HURT! " he whimpered.
" GOTEN! "
" Hm? " Goten sat up and rubbed his nose. He looked at the ball for a second and grinned, " I'm going to play a trick
! " he picked up the golfball and dropped it in the hole, then flew off just as an older couple were walking towards the
golf-hole.
The old man looked into the hole at his golfball in astonishment, " A hole in one! " tears of joy welled up in his
and his wife's eyes, " I've never gotten a hole in one before! This is unbelievable! "
" Well Gohan-kun, ready to call out Shenlong? " Bulma said as she held one of the dragonballs on her front lawn. She
set it down by the others ones. The balls began to glow. Gohan looked upward, " COME OUT SHENLONG!! "
The sky grew dark and bright beam of yellow light erupted from the dragonballs below. Goten and Trunks backed up in
shock while Videl watched on in awe. Bulma and Gohan just stared up at it as Shenlong finally appeared.
" It's Shenlong! " Goten cheered happily.
Videl's eyes widened, " That is...Shenlong? "
" Bulma, Mirai, Gohan, Videl, Trunks, Goten. " Shenlong said the names to himself as he gazed about the small group
that had summoned him. He smiled, " Ahh, no Vegeta or Chi-Chi or even Son Goku. Good. "
" Nice to see you feeling well Shenlong. " Bulma nodded.
" Now, which of you has a wish for me to fulfill. I will grant any two wishes within my power. " Shenlong said.
" Shenlong. " Gohan spoke up, " At this very moment, a large, random amount of dead people are coming back to life
and rampaging the land like mindless zombies--except for my Uncle and Nappa--anyway, it's creating MASS PANIC! Please return
things to the way they were before the zombies came here! "
" Is that so? " Shenlong said, " Gohan, I cannot grant that wish. "
" What's the matter? " Gohan asked.
" Shenlong is stingy! " Goten shouted. Trunks yelped and jumped up, then covered Goten's mouth with his hands,
freaked out.
" The fate of the dead is in the hands of Enma Daio, my powers are not great enough to grant such a wish. " Shenlong
said.
" What do we do now, Gohan-kun? " Bulma asked, worried.
" Isn't there some other way to ask? " Videl said.
Bulma sighed sadly, " Probably not. " the group sighed, depressed. Shenlong hovered there, sweatdropping.
" Um, isn't there anything else you'd like to wish for? "
" HAAAAAAAAAA!!! " Pikkon shouted as he tossed a huge ki blast at the jellybean trapping Enma. He smirked, then paled
to see the blast had done nothing, " Not even my super energy ball works against it!? " he gawked, then snapped at the
jellybean, " Damn crazy spirit world!!! "
" *CRACK*! "
Pikkon twitched as he rolled his finger across the jellybean, which had suddenly cracked, " My cursing did this? "
he twitched again, " Well, this goes against my principles, but, BAKAYARO!! IDIOT!! MORON!! BLOCKHEAD!! " he yelled at the
jellybean, then made a disturbed face, " I don't know any more of those strange words. What kind of language excites the
spirit world? " Pikkon began to panic, then froze in place as a huge crack exploded from the wall of the jellybean, creating
a fairly large-sized hole.
" Janemba! " Janemba shouted happily as it ran up to Goku, who was still in a defensive position. He tilted his arm
down causing the huge heavy jellybeans to start falling out of the sky. Goku narrowly dodging them, " Janemba! " he closed
his fingers in to make a fist and all the jellybeans around Goku crowded around him, trapping him inside. Janemba ran towards
the pile of jellybeans. Goku managed to climb out from between several jellybeans only to shriek at the sight of the giant
yellow creature running towards him, " JANEMBA JANEMBA JANEMBA!! " he ran straight through the pile. Goku dodged and flew
up into the air, then flew at Janemba only to be swatted away. Goku regained ground only to have Janemba's fist crash into
him from the side. Janemba had torn a hole in time and space so that he could put his hand through at one end and have it
appear at a completely bizarre place too far for him to stretch, similar to looney tunes. Janemba continued this for several
more times, knocking Goku back and forth like a ping pong ball. The large saiyajin getting frantic and more tired with each
blow. Janemba's hand suddenly came out from above Goku and attempted to push him into the ground only to have Goku attempt
to push the hand back upwards instead.
" I do not understand! He anticipates my moves perfectly! He's pretty strong. " Goku smiled, then sent a blast at
Janemba, knocking him onto his rump. Goku bent down into a familiar position, " KAAAAAHHH MEEEEHHHHHHHH HAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! " he let loose a huge blue and white blast at Janemba, who held out his hand and
formed an identical Goku with his ki. The Goku who appeared in the hand and deflected Goku's blast back at him and causing
a huge explosion. The dust cleared to show the other Goku now gone and the original one fried to a crisp, " You changed the
natural laws of the universe? " he said in a quiet, shocked little voice.
Janemba blinked at his now-bare hand, then started to laugh.
Goku laughed nervously, then went back into serious mode, ::It can't be helped. It's time to settle this!:: he
nodded determindly, then started to power up, " HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! "
" JANEMBA!! " Janemba shouted in shock from the sudden blast.
Goku froze in ssj with a disturbed look on his face. Janemba started to shoot randomly paced ki-blasts out of the
holes in his belly and back like a renegade machine gun. Goku started to dodge the blasts while Janemba rolled around on
the ground unable to control his fire.
" YOU GEEK!!! " Janemba screamed at the jellybean, then paused and glanced back at the battle, " That Goku is a
show-off. " he twitched in Goku's direction in annoyance.
" HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! " Goku screamed at the top of his lungs as
he powered up, the air warping blue around him.
The Grand Kaio's chair wobbled backwards as he sat in it, " Goku-chan I see you're full of energy, huh? " he said,
then yelped as his chair fell backwards on him.
Goku stood before Janemba in ssj3, " You're the second person after Majin Buu who's forced me to do this. "
" Janemba Janemba Janemba! " the creature clapped excitedly.
The large saiyajin glared at him, " It's a REAL fight from here on in. " he and the creature launched themselves at
each other, Goku knocking Janemba into the air and repeatedly hitting him in the gut. Janemba waved his hand and caused
many more jellybeans to come crashing to the ground. Janemba lept out from underneath the now-deep pool of jellybeans. Goku
lept up after him and started to punch and kick again. Goku suddenly set a huge smack with his fist to Janemba's jaw. The
monster went flying downward and crashed into the mound of jellybeans. Goku formed a huge ki ball in either hand and flew
down at Janemba, who was already stuck on his back again. Goku sent the two blasts through Janemba's body, then teleported
away just intime. He smirked when he landed, " I did it! "
Janemba's body started to pulsate and squirm like a snail who had just had salt poured upon him. Goku stared on in
terror at the sight, his teeth chattering. The yellow mass changed into a red color and shrunk down into a much more
menacing-looking form. Goku stared on, surprised.
" What is this guy? "
" RAAAAAAAAHH!! " Nappa, still in Chi-Chi's body, sent a huge ki blast out at the people in the nearby city. Everyone
finally dashed off, running and screaming, " MWAHAHAHAHAHA! TAKE THAT HUMANS!! "
" Heehee! Free soda and candy for everyone! " Vejitto beamed as he bounced around drinking happily out of a full
bottle of Pepsi with several bags of candy under his arms.
" Hey look! A karaoke bar! " Gogeta squealed, pointing at a resturant across the street while munching on a
McDonalds cheeseburger one of the runaway citizens had left on a table outside.
" What's karaoke? " Raditsu asked while holding up a large maroon gi shirt that he was sure if he tried it on would
be big enough to cover the hole in his chest.
" Ahh! Karaoke is where you go and stand on a stage and sing songs infront of people to the music OF the song you
want to sing! " Vejitto grinned, " It's very fun! "
" AND with nobody else around we will have no one to embarass ourselves infront of dee-pending on our quality of
singing voice! " Gogeta added, " Wanna try it? "
Raditsu and Nappa glanced at each other blankly, then shrugged and grinned, " Alright! "
The new and improved Janemba launched himself at Goku and shot a kick to the large saiyajin, who easily dodged it.
Goku kicked back at Janemba who blocked it with his arm. Janemba reached to swat Goku's head off with his tail. Goku dodged
that as well, then pressed his hand against the floor and landed a kick to the side of Janemba's face. Janemba grabbed Goku's
leg to swing it around only to have Goku's other leg come up and swat him again in the head. The hit caused Janemba to let
go of the leg and lean backwards. Goku formed a ki-blast and sent it at Janemba. The creature opened another portal in space
to suck in the blast and re-opened it behind Goku, who tilted and dodged it. Goku landed two more kicks and prepared to
ki-blast Janemba again only to have the creature de-materialize, reappear beside him, and blast Goku with his own ki. Goku
gasped in shock as a huge green ki-blast erupted from inside Janemba's mouth and engulfed the saiyajin.
" GOKU YOU INTRUDER!! " Pikkon screamed at the jellybean, causing it to crack open some more, " WHAT GIVES YOU THE
RIGHT TO TREAT ME THIS WAY!! GOKU YOU A'HOLE!!! "
" Ohhhh... " Goku groaned. The blast had knocked him backwards at least 20 feet. There were now huge skidmarks in
the ground that led up to where he stood, making it appear as though a heavy-wheeled truck had drove past him. Smoke hovered
upward around the large saiyajin. Janemba materialized before him and picked up an oddly shaped object which looked like a
small spikey bottle off the ground. Once in his hand the object transformed into a large, long red sword. Janemba launched
himself at Goku and just managed to chop off bits and pieces of the saiyajin's gi. Goku did a backflip to dodge the rest of
the attack. He narrowly dodged a second, his eyes temporarily widening in fright. The large saiyajin formed another ball of
ki and threw it at Janemba, causing another explosion.
Goku flew off and Janemba smirked, then pointed his sword upward and sent a dark ki-blast from it at Goku, who hid
behind a jellybean in the sky. The ki struck his head and slice straight through the top of Goku's shoulder, sending a huge
amount of blood splattering horrifically out of it while Goku stared off in shock at the bloodloss.
Half of the jellybean slid off as if cut like butter to reveal Goku standing right behind it. The jellybean had taken
the brunt of the attack but still left Goku holding his arm in pain, blood trickling down it. He shuddered and whinced, then
froze as Janemba appeared behind him and sliced his sword again, just missing Goku and chopping off only a few small locks of
long golden ssj3 hair. Janemba began to swing his sword wildly, Goku just avoiding the attacks.
A sign in the farther off, darker reaches of hfil stood pointing out at something. A slice of the ki from Janemba's
sword chopped the sign in two. Goku fell downwards in a spiral and into a large cone-shaped jellybean, splooshing down inside
of it. The saiyajin powered back down to normal from tiredness. He watched Janemba hover high off above him, still holding
the sword. Janemba chopped the cone-shaped jellybean into pieces until only a small one just big enough to fit Goku's body in
it, remained. Janemba smiled evilly and held the sword over his head, then lept up to slice Goku in two. Goku's eyes widened
in terror to fill up nearly his entire head as he gasped, speechless.
Back from behind Goku a huge bright aqua-blue light burst forward and around to score a direct hit at Janemba from
infront and causing an explosion. The same light bounced backward at Goku and split the jellybean into pieces at supersonic
speed, freeing Goku from inside. A very confused and tired Goku fell downward out of the sky and landed painfully on his
knees and hands. A very familiar little figure floated down behind Goku.
" For shame, Kakarrotto. You forgot I said your defeat would be at my hands. " a very familiar little voice said from
behind Goku.
Goku's eyes widened in disbelief as tears instantly welled up in them. He looked over his shoulder and let out a
squeal of joy, " Veggie....VEGGIE MY HERO!!! " he clasped his hands together as tears rushed down his cheeks, " OH VEGGIE
I KNEW YOU WOULD COME BACK TO SAVE ME I MISSED YOU SO LITTLE VEGGIE-CHAN!! " he gushed.
Vegeta's face turned bright red and he tried desperately to shake it off, " Ha--hai. I missed you too. " he continued
to look straight ahead to avoid the exploding-with-mushy-emotions expression the larger saiyajin had on his face, " You're,
very lucky you know. You're a good peasant, the very best one I ever had. I will not let this creature just slice you up into
pieces like a chunk of meat. " he said, " The only good reason why my soul hasn't returned to physical form is because we're
not finished yet. "
" Not finished? Wh--what are we not finished with? " Goku sputtered, confused, " AND WHERE HAS VEGGIE BEEN ALL THIS
TIME!? "
" Here. Hfil. "
A huge doom cloud hung over Goku as his eyes bulged out his head. Vegeta sensed this and sweatdropped.
" ...what. " he said in a flat voice.
" Hfil. After you left Enma took my body away and sent me to hfil. " the little ouji said in a tone-dead voice,
" I've been trapped here all this time. All alone. Without my peasant. And without my body. For what felt like a very long
time. " the ouji forced a lump out of his throat.
Goku's bottom left eyelid twitched, " YOU EVIL OLD ENMA HOW DARE YOU SEND MY LITTLE VEGGIE TO HFIL BEHIND MY BACK
I'LL TEACH YOU A LESSON IN BEING MEAN TO MY LITTLE VEGGIE!!! " he roared at the top of his lungs like a huge vicious beast.
A gigantic crack appeared on the wall to the jellybean holding Enma. Pikkon looked frightened at the amount of rage
that was in Goku's voice.
" Ah, Kakarrotto I'm alright NOW. " Vegeta sweatdropped, still daring not to look back at the larger saiyajin.
" No Veggie's not Veggie's hurting inside. " Goku's eyes watered up again.
" Kakarrotto you should take care of yourself around here you know. He could have killed you just now. " the ssj ouji
changed the subject.
" But then Veggie saved me just like the oujis who save their oujos in the fairytales~~ " the larger saiyajin mused.
" Uh..huh. " Vegeta twitched, " You--you know what would have happened if I hadn't gotten there intime and he had
killed you. You would have ceased to exist, Kakarrotto. "
" Hai....but I know, I know that Veggie would never allow that to happen, because Veggie luvs me. "
Vegeta's cheeks burned bright red, " So? What's going on around here? "
" That's Janemba. He has taken over the spirit world and trapped Enma in a giant yellow jellybean so he cannot return
the spirit world back to normal. " Goku explained fatiguely.
" Ahh. " Vegeta said, then smirked, " Kakarrotto, sit back and watch the show while I take vengence upon him in your
name. I will defeat him, but I want you to stay out of this. You're hurt and you need rest. "
" But Veggie-- " Goku started out, worried for him.
" --you wanna watch a real live fairytale battle Kakarrotto, then just sit tight. I'll be fine. " Vegeta cracked his
knuckles, " You said I'm your, hero, right? "
" Yes Veggie is but I do not want little Veggies to get hurt! " Goku pleaded.
" Then I just won't get hurt then. " Vegeta said simply, then walked a few steps towards Janemba.
" VEGGIE BE CAREFUL!! " Goku shouted, worried.
Vegeta watched as Janemba floated downward towards the ground, " It's been a long time since I've really cut loose in
combat. I have been without my body for a very long time now, but it takes me no more than a few seconds to remember how to
perfectly work every square inch of it. "
" VEGGIE NO!! " Goku exclaimed, struggling to get up and grab the little ouji.
Vegeta narrowed his eyes in hatred at Janemba, " You can't begin to fathom how much PAIN and SUFFERING I've gone
through in HFIL!! With the experiance of that kind of pain, I can overcome ANYTHING!! Even you. " he said to Janemba in a
deadly tone of voice Goku hadn't heard since he first fought the ouji.
" Veggie. " he whimpered sadly.
" Kakarrotto, he will think twice about abuse before he tries to inflict pain again, once I am done with him. "
Vegeta stared straight ahead.
" ... " Goku watched the little ouji, sniffling.
Janemba glanced at his sword, which suddenly shrunk back into the oddly-shapped bottle again, crushed into pieces.
Janemba raised an eyebrow, then laughed evilly at it.
Vegeta launched himself into the air and flew head-on at Janemba. He sent a kick at the monster, who dodged the
ouji's attack. Vegeta bounced off Janemba's tail and sent a bright aqua-blue ki-blast at him. Janemba dematerialized and
re-materialized to the side of the ouji and jumped infront of him. The small saiyajin jumped backwards, then prepared to
punch Janemba only to watch in shock as the creature dematerialized right infront of him. Vegeta backed up and formed another
ki-blast, actually hitting Janemba dead-on with it. Janemba growled and shot his suddenly stretchable-Piccolo-like-arm
forward and grabbed the little ouji by the neck. The arm choking Vegeta shot off further and higher into the air.
Goku shrieked, " VEGGIE!!! " he watched as the little ouji continued to choke, powered back down from ssj2 down to
normal. Janemba's arm swung Vegeta through the giant jellybeans in the sky, the sound of the smaller saiyajin's body hitting
painfully against them as Janemba did so. Once out of the jellybeans Janemba let go and retracted his arm. Janemba twitched
his fingers slightly causing a small red sphere to appear over his hand, which then turned black and disappeared.
Goku watched as the ouji's body made a sound similar to a plane taking off as he hurtled downward into a huge nearby
mountain of round orbs covered in spikes. Goku shrieked and noticed the sign pointing to the object reading "Needle Mountain"
. The large saiyajin shuddered terribly at that first word, then blasted off after the smaller saiyajin.
" WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! " Vegeta screamed, unable to find anything to stop him pratfall into what would
most likely be one of the gigantic spikes within the mountain.
" VEH-GEEEE!!! "
Vegeta paused when he heard the high-pitched voice cry out. The ouji suddenly felt his back crash into something big
and soft. A large arm wrapped around his waist and he suddenly felt something that he never thought he'd ever miss feeling.
Kaka-germs. Some of the tiny near-microscopic red creatures hopped up onto him and started to snuggle down, causing the
beaten ouji to give off a small grin while Goku hugged onto him tightly, staring off into the distance with a determined,
protective look on his face. Goku pulled the ouji's closest arm over his shoulder and floated downward, resting the smaller
saiyajin's tushie on his thigh. He landed on the ground and set Vegeta down gently on his back. Goku stood up and bent over
towards the ouji, staring at him.
Vegeta looked away, " Ka--Kakarrotto, I don't want your help. I can beat him by myself! "
Goku continued to stare, then launched himself at the little ouji and hugged onto him tightly, nearly knocking Vegeta
to the ground, " Oh Veggie....I missed u everyday! I NEVER WANT TO LOSE YOU EVER AGAIN!!! " he broke into an all-out sob-fest
, " I kept waiting and waiting and waiting for Veggie to arrive and Enma said that Veggie was but he didn't he lied to me and
instead sent my sweet little Veggie down to HFIL to be TORTURED! Nobody has the right to torture little Veggies, NOBODY! "
he hugged on tighter, the perked up, " But everything's gonna be oh-kay now, cuz now I have my Veggie back and as long as I
am here I will not let anyONE or anyTHING take my little Veggie away. " he grinned, snuggling closer.
Vegeta's face beamed bright red, " I forgot how glorious this paticular guilty pleasure feels. " he said in a faraway
voice.
" Oh, Veggie's brain is bound to be a little disconnected for the first couple of hours he is back in his body
bee-cause all of Veggie's memories and bodily functions are re-aligning themselves back to normal. " Goku explained
cheerfully, " I read that somewhere! "
" Hmm. " the ouji nodded smiling dazedly, then shook it off and squeezed out of Goku's grip, " Well, now that that's
over and done with I have to get back out there and beat the living stuffings out of that insane formerly-sword-wielding
maniac. " he sat up.
" Veggie you can't! " Goku held his hands up, " That's just being silly, I warned you how strong he was! He's on a
whole completely different level than we are! " he held up his pointer finger and shook it at the ouji with a serious look
on his face. Vegeta just blinked blankly. Goku got up and waddled a few steps away, sensing for Janemba. The duo quieted down
to listen for the squeaky-wheel sound Janemba made when he walked that sounded eeriely simliar to Cell. Vegeta stumbled up
to his feet and looked down at his training uniform in embarassment.
There were huge holes in the pants around Vegeta's knees, exposing both of them. His pants had a slice going through
the front upper thigh, and one slice each on either side of his inner thighs, how he had managed that Vegeta didn't want to
know. He grabbed his shirt, which was in slightly better condition, having only suffered one small slice across the chest
and frays around his shoulder-straps. It wasn't surprising, seeing how his legs were dangling all throughout smacking into
the giant jellybeans and while hurtling through the mountain full of giant spikes. What as surprising is that his gloves and
boots didn't have a scratch on them.
" Maybe I should have the uniform made out of the same material as them. " Vegeta commented lamely, then let go of
his shirt.
" *SQUEAKY-SQUEAKY* *SQUEAKY-SQUEAKY*! " Janemba walking could be heard from outside the mountain. Both saiyajins
paled.
" Ohhhh! We're NEVER going to beat him like this!! " Vegeta exclaimed, " I'm not even in the right mental state to
think up an evil plot this way!! "
" Mmmmm~~ heeheehee. " a little giggle came from infront of him.
" I don't like how that giggle sounded Kakarrotto. " Vegeta said flatly, scared.
Goku spun around to face him and grinned, " I have a plan to beat Janemba, little Veggie! " Goku chirped.
" You. "
Goku nodded vigerously, his pupils sparkling.
" Plan. "
Goku nodded again, grinning even wider, " Would Veggie like to know what it is? "
" Will it be painful? "
" Nope! " Goku clasped his hands together.
" Alright, what is it? "
Goku pumped his fist in the air, " FUSION!!! "
" ... "
" ... "
Vegeta's eyes widened, " ...fusion? " he blinked, then narrowed them again, " You mean, fuse into one? "
" Mmm-hmm! Little Veggie can fuse with me! " Goku beamed, his tail wagging eagerly back and forth, " It will be FUN
joining bodies, don't you think! "
The ouji flinched, sweat dripping down the side of his cheek, " "Join bodies?!" With YOU!? BAKA! " he snapped,
" THAT WAS YOUR IDEA!! DO YOU THINK I COULD DO THAT!! "
" HEY! " Goku pouted, " IT IS OUR ONLY CHANCE TO BEAT THAT GUY, VEGGIE!!! " Goku stomped his foot, then looked off
in Janemba's direction, " You said there was nobody else as strong as him well there will be if we FUSE! "
" Tch! " Vegeta cocked his head at the larger saiyajin in disgust, " Kakarrotto I would rather die than fuse with
you! " he snorted, then turned his head to the side, closed his eyes and stuck his nose up in the air.
Goku blinked, looking at the halos hovering over either of their heads. He sighed, " Veggie-tah, you're ALREADY dead!
" he lamely pointed to the halo.
The little ouji reveled in this, his pupils twitching like he was going to kill somebody. He turned away, now looking
like he was getting ready to cry only to tilt his head back down in a huff with the silliest non-threatening stubborn pout
ever, " Hmph! "
Janemba watched them from above, smirking.
" YOU BIG BAKA I COULD NEVER FUSE WITH YOU!! " Vegeta shook his fist at Goku.
" BUT YOU HAVE FUSED WITH ME BEFORE!! " Goku exclaimed.
" ECH!! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!! " Vegeta snapped, disgusted.
Janemba formed a long log of ki, then closed his hand causing the ki to split off into many tiny needles of ki, then
sent it firing into the mountain.
" AHHHH! " Goku screamed at the sight of the onslaught of needles, " VEGGIE LOOKOUT!! " he did a backflip to dodge
the needles.
" Huh? " Vegeta blinked, his mind confused at suddenly being caught off-guard in the middle of a sentence, " WAHHH! "
he shouted as dozens of the ki-needles shot at him, causing him to fall backwards and onto his belly.
Goku panted heavily as the needles finally stopped flying, " I hate needles. " he squeaked out, shuddering. Goku sat
up and gasped to see Vegeta laying several feet away from him, " AHHH! LITTLE VEGGIE!! HANG IN THERE I AM HERE IT'S ALRIGHT!"
he frantically ran over to the smaller saiyajin. Vegeta's shirt now had cuts on the back of it as well.
" Even in the afterlife I'm still second-best to you, Kakarrotto. " he said in a quiet voice, his body shaking as he
pressed his hands against the ground. The little ouji's eyes started to water and he squinted them shut, " KUSO!!! " he
shouted as tears started to drip down his cheeks.
Goku's eyes widened, ::Veggie's, crying...they made Veggie..CRY:: the fact smacked him in the face, " OH VEH-GEE!! "
he wailed and glomped onto the ouji from behind, " Little Veggie do not cry! I just hate it when you cry! THEY are the ones
who deserve to cry. " he hugged tighter, feeling each sob racked from the smaller saiyajin pressed against his stomach.
" ... "
" ... "
" Veggie why are you crying? " Goku said in a quiet voice.
" Because I couldn't defend you. "
" Hm? "
" I was going to come in and rescue you just like those oujis in the fairytales, save the peasant and destroy the
monster. You were going to be so proud of me. But I couldn't do it. I wasn't strong enough, to save you. It took him even
less time to dispose of me than he did you. " the ouji sniffled.
Goku made a small smile, " Oh Veggie...it's not that hard to explain, Veggie. Not at all. Since I still had my body I
was able to keep training at the Grand Kaio's home. But the old Enma STOLE your body, you weren't able to train it at all.
And you're just getting used to having a body again. You just wait a few more minutes, for any more bits of
Veggie-information to trickle back into your consiousness, you'll feel better then. " he whispered.
Vegeta's face turned bright red at the breath by his ear, " STOP BABYING ME!! " he pushed Goku off and to the ground,
" Trying to console me with bad ideas is USELESS! " he snapped.
Goku sat back and smiled warmly, " So, fusion is useless? " he stared almost-fascinatingly at the ouji, " That's
the Saiyajin's pride I expect from my High Prince. "
" ... " Vegeta's eyes bugged out of his head. He skidded back a few feet, " ...Kakarrotto you're scaring me. "
" ? " Goku tilted his head cluelessly.
" Better. " Vegeta said flatly.
" Well, I guess if Veggie doesn't want to fuse with me, I can think up another plan. " Goku nodded, " I understand,
you can find shelter somewhere, alright. "
Vegeta nodded, still a little uneasy.
" Now hurry up, get out of here while he's still waiting! " Goku glanced back in Janemba's direction while Vegeta
tried to flip over to stand up only to freeze in place as something plopped ontop of his rear end and started patting it.
Vegeta glanced over his shoulder. It was a hand. Kakarrotto's hand.
" AHHHHHH-HAHAH!! " Vegeta shrieked, " YOU FONDLED ME! WHY DID YOU FONDLE ME!! "
" I--I am sorry, my hands do things when I am nervous! " Goku whimpered, glancing out of the corner of his eye for
Janemba's ki every couple seconds or so, " ...Veggie? "
" WHAT!! "
" What does fondle mean? "
" WAHHH! " Vegeta fell over, " OOH! Oh nevermind! " he snapped, then grew quiet and stood up, his fists clenched and
his back facing Goku.
Goku looked worried as he stared up at him, " Veggie? "
Vegeta's fists opened and his arms hung at his sides, " Kakarrotto. " he said quietly, " Kakarrotto, regardless of
what you think about fusion, and me... "
Goku blinked at him, confused.
The ouji glanced over his shoulder at Goku, " Spare me from any sympathies you may feel for me! " he narrowed his
eyes, then choked back one more little sob.
The two paused, sensing Janemba getting closer.
Goku looked up wide-eyed at Vegeta from behind. The little ouji's bottom eyelid was shaking, " Veggie? " he said
curiously, then softened his expression into a warm smile, " Oh Veggie... " Goku reached foreward to give the ouji a hug from
where he was sitting only to freeze as he suddenly felt Janemba's ki coming rapidly closer towards them. He glared up in
Janemba's direction. The creature formed another attack of ki-needles. Goku lept to his feet and grabbed Vegeta's wrist,
" Come on Veggie! We're getting out of here! " he put his fingers on his forehead and prepared to teleport.
Vegeta blinked, suddenly confused, " ...huh?--WAH!! " he yelped as the two disappeared from sight.
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9:26 PM 12/2/2003
END OF PART TWO
Vegeta: 95KB!? (sweatdrops)
Chuquita: (tilts her head down) (to audiance) So sorry the chapter grew so large! (sits back up again) This is what's called,
Chu-spent-way-too-much-time-between-thinking-up-this-fic-idea-and-typing-it-out-that-by-the-time-she-did-type-it-she-had-so-
-many-things-to-squeeze-into-it-that-the-chapters-became-super-long!
Vegeta: (flatly) So did that little "phrase" you spoke just now.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops again) Hai...
Goku: So...me & Veggie DO get to fuse?
Chuquita: In chapter 3 or 4, yes.
Goku: Then how come Veggie does not remember fusion?
Chuquita: Another plothole. For some reason he didn't know what it was in the movie even though the movie occurs after Buu.
SO! I got the idea that since Veggie was a spirit for a while, all this thoughts and memories were a little disconnected
(the whole gas atoms are way more loosely together than solid atoms thing from science class) and now that he has his body
back anything that's blurred in his mind while in gaseous form is slowly coming back to him, he'll have every memory and
thought back by the end of the movie/fic.
Vegeta: Thank goodness.
Goku: HOORAY FOR VEGGIE!
Chuquita: (grins) I also got one of the greatest scene-ideas last night! 'Course it won't be in the fic til part 3, but I
can't WAIT!
Vegeta: (narrows his eyes) How come I got fondled instead of pounded with a fist?
Chuquita: Because the fist looked weird.
Goku: (makes a fist and looks at it) ?
Vegeta: So, we're done with testing out alternate sub-brands of Pepsi, huh?
Chuquita: Yeah, pretty much. No more "diet vanilla pepsi" for me.........unless I'm really really thirsty and there's nothing
else to drink in the house.
Vegeta: (starts stocking up on various non-diet-vanilla-pepsi liquid-beverages)
Chuquita: (sweatdrops)
Goku: OOH! Look what I got at the toystore! (holds up little foot-tall Goku and Veggie plushies which look like miniture
versions of Kaka-chan and Plushie) They're FUSION-PLUSHIES! (pulls something out of the box the plusies were in) With
real-life working PORTARA-EARRINGS!!
Vegeta: (shrieks) AHH-HAH!! (backs away from earrings while protectively covering his right ear in fright)
Goku: (beams) Watch and observe! (sits Goku-plushie down and puts an earring on it's left ear, then sits Veggie-plushie down
and puts an earring on it's right ear) (plops plushies about 3 feet apart on the table) (A bright blue light explodes around
the plushies as they're forced upward and collide at the crotch, then both go a fuzzy blue color and melt into one another.
One more blast of light and a single Vejitto plushie falls onto the table)
Vegeta: (scarred for life) Oh my God...THAT'S WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE FROM THE OUTSIDE!?
Goku: (cheers, hugs Vejitto plushie) HOORAY! (holds Jitto plushie out) And thus Ji-chan was BORN!
Vegeta: (groans) Oh my GOD that WAS a birth!!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) You don't remember ANY of that part?
Vegeta: (narrows his eyes) (flatly) When your crotch collides into Kakarrotto's you tend to block that sort of thing out of
your mind.
Chuquita: You know if this weren't PG-13 we wouldn't be able to get away with using that.
Vegeta: Hey, it's a cleaner word than some others I could've used. (looks over at Goku)
Goku: (happy clueless smile on his face, hugging Jitto plushie)
Vegeta: (shudders) UHHHHHHHH....
Goku: (cheerfully) I also bought, the FUSION-DANCE-PLUSHIES! (pulls out a new unopened box containing Goku and Vegeta
plushies identical to the ones he had used to make the Vejitto plushie) They even come with all these cute little outfits!
(holds up each outfit as he announces them) There's disco-fusion-dance, ballet-fusion-dance, broadway-musical-fusion-dance,
sock-hop-fusion-dance, out-on-the-town-fusion-dance...
Vegeta: (sweatdrops)
Chuquita: (watches as Goku puts a little tuxedo and top hat on his Goku-plushie)
Goku: (happily) We are 'puttin on the ritz', huh lil me-plushie!
Vegeta: (flatly) How come MY plushie has all the girl-costumes. (annoyed as he holds up some of the costumes)
Chuquita: Because you're littler?
Vegeta: THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!
Goku: (contently) Well I think Veggie would look PRETTY in a--
Vegeta: (gritting his teeth) (threatening) --DON'T. YOU. SAY IT.
Goku: (zips his mouth shut)
Vegeta: ...? (terribly confused)
Goku: (whips around to reveal mouth is open again) HEE~~! (holding naked Veggie-plushie in one hand while looking through
the dolly clothes) Now where is that evening gown...?
Vegeta: (twitches) ...I'm not going to live through this one, am I?
Chuquita: (happily pats him on the shoulder) Aw, of course you will Veggie! You're a SURVIVOR!
Vegeta: (flatly) Uh-huh.
Chuquita: And now for the reviewer-replies!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Do you really think we can fit those with how big this is already!
Chuquita: We will as long as I don't ramble.
Vegeta: Goodluck.
To Saiyan*Queen*Vega: Movie 12's my favorite too :D Movie 8 comes in second. I think I've been updating more often cuz I'm
just getting a lot of ideas at once. It could be a muse :)
To Nuki: Thanks! Hai, you're right about it going through his stomach (holds up dbz #17) but I can just pretend that it hit
his heart just in this fic. I got a question, do you know if his japanese voice is deep--like Veggies, or high-pitched--like
his father and brother. They're going to be trying out the kareoke machine in the next chapter. If you don't know which, I
can just stick with how his dub voice sounds. :)
To JSF: Heehee, I'm not sure WHAT Veggie would be reincarnated as. It would probably be something very ironic though, like
how Kid Buu was reincarnated as that timid little village kid who only entered the tournament to win food for his family.
Vegeta: Thank God THAT didn't happen!
Chuquita: If you had succeeded in destroying Fat Buu by blowing yourself up you would have been. Both Piccolo and Enma told
you that in the sub & dub.
Vegeta: ... (pales) (looks up) Thank you Fat Buu, wherever you are.
To Saiyajin-Neko: Heh, it's gonna be a while before Chi-Chi can go back into that store without scaring off the employees.
Well, now you know for the most part how Nice Chi-Chi's timeline turned out. I was thinking of turning everything that
happens to her once she gets back into a one-shot. Or at least the situation she was in.
To Rissa of the Saiya-jin: Chi-Chi didn't MEAN to kill them :D (at least not Goku), and once they both get back she has to
deal with the fact that only Veggie remembered how the two saiyajins were killed. He knows she shot them, Goku doesn't. And
Tank-Boy returns to normal at the end :D
To BlackDragonFury: I got my copy of movie 12 at dragonballarena.net, but they rotate which movie they have out every week,
so you may have to wait a while. As I'm typing this they have up one of the db movies. (they also rotate subbed gt eps).
For sub dbz eps I got most of them off of animecollision, but their webmasters are checking w/the servers to put the eps
back up. I only have ep #277 to get from there left. (that's the one where in the dub version Goku calls Veggie, Geta)
To Musoka14: Thanks so much!! Don't worry, Veggie won't be in hfil for long :)
To TheDarkGuard: (points upward to other review) I got my subbed version for movie 7 at dba also. If you wanna go straight
to the page w/the downloads its www. dragonballarena.net / underground (remove the spaces). Dba's movies are all subbed from
7 onward. 1 to 6 are dubs. I luv Goku's sub voice too! It's so kawaii!! I luv Veggie's sub voice cuz it's so deep and
he's so small :D
Chuquita: (brought up the scene where Son absorbs genki-dama) (creeped out) Wow, Son-kun DOES look evil there.
Vegeta: (pales, frightened)
Chuquita: (goes to save scene as screenshot)
Vegeta: (sweatdrops)
Chuquita: He almost looks like YOU, Veggie.
Vegeta: (double-sweatdrops) (sarcasm) Thanks a lot, Chu.
To DBZSaiyan: Aww, so glad you like my fics! Don't worry, Goku & Veggie'll be ok!
To Cathowl: Heehee, more Raditsu fans :D I wish they had at least brought him back for a brief scene in that group of gt
eps where all the bad guys were coming back. Nappa was able to make an appearance but Raditsu wasn't? Oh well. He's gonna try
to sing in saiyago in the next chapter :D Hope your computer gets better soon! I didn't notice it until I had to watch the
parts of the movie closely while writing this that there's a whole ton little things I missed when I first saw it. Heehee,
Kakarrotto must luv his Veggie. Is his universe's Veggie nice? :)
To Hakura: Yup, everything did all happen at once. I dunno if North Kaio was happy, but the Kaio brothers and sister are so
competitive with each other he was probably glad that with Goku on his team he had the upper hand.
To Kalendral: Thanks so much! Here's the next chapter!
To Nekoni: Hee~ ! Raditsu doesn't know Chi-Chi killed Goku and Veggie...yet. Give him time though, she'll accidentally blurt
it out in anger when she temporarily gets her body back. THEN she's in for it :D Movie 12's so great! Goggie and Jitto are
going to be in quite a shock once they find out that they ARE orphans. :( Poor lil guys. I think Goggie would've temporarily
switched the titles on 'Geta' and call her mommy until she got changed back. animecollision.com had the subs, but they may
not be up for a couple of days.
To Sugarhigh6: The heeheehee song's this little giggle-song Goku sings in the sub while floating around Veggie before he
suggests they do the fusion-dance inside of Buu. Actually Marie Cline did a fic sorta like that a while ago. :) I dunno if I
could pull one off w/the anime dbz characters though. Nope, I'm still here. I got a small cold but that should be gone by the
end of the week.
To Callimogua: Thanks so much! :)
To mkh2: Heehee, thanks! Sorry you had computer trouble. I saw on ff.net's front page that they plan to do their next 'update
/add-on' to the site in January. No idea what that would be. I did decide to have Past Chi-Chi's letters, only in video-tape
form (which I thought would work better). Glad you liked my doodles!
To RyukoVulpix: LOL! That was a great episode. Then Veggie got so mad and tried to fight Ii Shenlong by himself but then
poofed back to normal. Gt Veggie IS taller than Z Veggie. He's even beating Bulma in height and I know he was shorter than
her in dbz. Chi-Chi DOES have a chance to get her mind back to normal. But as you can see, she's going to need to do
something much more drastic than just hide her weapons away and try to spar with Goku again. What that would be, I dunno.
To Sinah: I had fun filling in the plotholes. This movie has quite a bit of them only because it moves so fast. Veggie did
get a big glomp. I got a big feeling from both the dub & sub of the Buu-saga eps that Enma doesn't like Veggie. He didn't
want to give Veggie his body back but only did so so Veggie could re-fight Buu, then he and Baba kept making comments that
whenever Vejitto did something they thought was a 'bad idea' against Buu they'd say that it was probably Veggie's genes
making him act like that because "Goku's not like that". ^_^;; Yeah, Veggie is going to be in quite an awkward position
in the movie 8 parody. He's never actually been fought over before, and Goku's never had a 'rival' for the whole "Veggie's
favorite peasant ever" title either. Thank you so much for your first review!
Chuquita: (grins) And now we've come to the end of the chapter!
Vegeta: And what a LONG chapter it is.
Chuquita: See you next chapter (sometime next week) everybody!
Goku: (holds up Goku & Veggie dollies) Look Veggie I found Veggie-dolly's evening-gown, doesn't Veggie-dolly look pretty!
(beams) They're going out on the town to eat fancy food and dance the night a-way! :)
Vegeta: (turns pale green) I'm starting to miss PG....