8:32 PM 12/3/2003
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from dbz Movie 12 "Rebirth of Fusion, Goku and Vegeta!"
Gokuh: That must've been it. Vegeta made a mistake!
Vegeta: Impossible! I did exactly what you said!
Chuey's Corner:
Vegeta: And MORE!
Goku: (playing w/his little fusion-dance plushies)
Vegeta: (sweatdrop + pout) ::Kakay's not paying attention to me...::
Chuquita: (happily) Welcome to Part 3 everybody! *sniff* Colds are not fun.
Vegeta: (smirks) Maybe if you're lucky it'll be gone by the time we get to the end of this chapter.
Chuquita: I hope so. (sweatdrops)
Goku: (using his ki to make his Goku-plushie dance on its own, still wearing its tuxedo, top-hat, and a little cane velcro'ed
to its hand) (has a little set set up from the box which looks like a fancy lighted-up street in the night-time) Doo do do,
do do do do, doo do do, do do do do do do, do do do, dododododo! (Goku-plushie dances) Do do do do do do do, do do do do do,
(Goku-plushie tosses cane up into the air, then catches it) Do do do do do do do do do! (Goku-plushie takes off his top-hat
and dances around some more, then dances up to Veggie-Plushie and gives a little bow to it)
Vegeta: (groans) Oh my God, wake me when it's over! (puts his hands over his eyes and flops his head down onto the desk)
(Veggie-plushie holds its hand out shyly to Goku-plushie, who takes it and spins Veggie-plushie around, the two plushies
begin to dance with each other while Goku continues to "do do do" above them)
Chuquita: (watches the plushies dance with each other) (to Goku) Hey, you're pretty good at this! :)
Goku: (smiles) Thank u!
Vegeta: (w/his head facing the desk) (grumbles) I still don't know why MY plushie has to wear the dress.
Goku: (Mr. Correction) Evening gown.
Vegeta: (mutters) "Evening gown".
Goku: (shrugs happily) I dunno~! That's just how they came packaged!
Chuquita: That and Veggie's proportions would probably make it easier for them to make the outfits.
Vegeta: (snaps) WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY PROPORTIONS! I HAVE JUST AS MUCH MUSCLE AS KAKARROTTO LOOK AT THIS! (holds out his arms)
(sitting up again)
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) I don't MANUFACTURE those toys Veggie, I'm just trying to give you an explaination.
Vegeta: (looks for box, grabs it) Well who DOES make these, TOYS!
(Goku-plushie dips Veggie-plushie down and gives it a smooch on the cheek)
Goku: TA-DA!!
Vegeta: (glances over, shrieks) AHHH! (snatches Veggie-plushie away) DON'T SEND YOUR KAKA-DISEASE TO THE PLUSH VERSIONS OF ME
NOW!!
Goku: (blinks innocently, tilts his head) ...
Vegeta: THAT MEANS NO SMOOCHING OF THE PLUSHIES!!!
Goku: ...OH! (looks down at his Goku-plushie) (snaps his fingers causing little orange gi to appear on it) (happily) It's
FUSION-DANCE time, Veggie! (grabs Veggie-plushie away from Veggie, which is now magically wearing the little blue tank-topped
training outfit) (plops each plushie on either side of the desk) (smiles contently) Now... (big grin) LET'S MAKE SOME
FUSION-BABIES!
Vegeta: (pales)
Goku: (starts clapping his hands, plushies moving to the beat) 1 and 2 and 3 and 4! 1 and 2 and 3 and 4! 1 and 2 and 3 and
4! Fyuuuuuuuu, that's it, sion! HA!! (plushies put their little fingers together) (bright light is seen around the plushies,
light dims to reveal a Gogeta plushie, who plops down onto his tush) (gushes) AWWWWWWWWWW!! (grabs Goggie and Jitto plushies
and hugs them tightly) I luv u both so VERY MUCH!
Vegeta: (looking through plushie-costumes) (pales) Is this one a wedding dress? (holds it up)
Goku: (blinks) I think so, yes.
Vegeta: ...
Goku: ...
Vegeta: (looks like he's about to throw up) I miss PG.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) You said that already and you KNOW I wouldn't let anything like that happen to you so calm down.
Vegeta: ...you sure?
Chuquita: WAHHH! (falls over) Of course I'm sure!!
Goku: (giggles) Veggie is suffer-ing from slight par-a-noi-a! (gives fusion-plushies little bottles of milk to drink)
Vegeta: (flatly) Just because they're little plushies doesn't mean they're babies, Kakarrotto.
Goku: (pouts) Well I never got to play baby with our two little fusion-babies because they never had childhoods.
Chuquita: He has a point.
Goku: (goes back to feeding the plushies)
Vegeta: (sighs)
Chuquita: Before we start part 3 I'd like to thank Nuki for her version of Fat Gogeta! --
www . deviantart . com /deviation / 4053001 / is where her drawing is :)
And now here's part 3!! Enjoy!
Summary: Goku and Veggie are accidentally killed together--by Chi-Chi. While a terrified Chi-Chi sets off on a way to hide
the bodies and bring the two saiyajins back, Goku and Veggie are on an adventure of a different kind. In otherworld! Enma
kicks Veggie into h.f.i.l. without Goku's knowledge, however it ends up that Veggie just happens to be the person they need
to help Goku destory Janemba, an evil monster who has possessed one of the local Onis. Just how do they plan to do it? By
using the one of the few things Veggie dreads, the Fusion Dance. Will Gogeta be able to stop Janemba? Will Chi-Chi be able to
bring back Goku and Vegeta? And what DID Gogeta do during those 28 minutes between beating the bad guy and splitting back
in two? Find out!
Vegeta: (searching through outfits) Many of these costumes for my plushie-self scare me....are those PANTIES?
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) ...
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" GOKU!! " Kaio-sama exclaimed as he stared at the tv set in the small room the Kaio siblings were resting in.
Janemba had just fired a huge array of ki-blasts at Needle Mountain, demolishing it into nothing more than pieces of rock.
Kaio-sama gasped as his tv-screen flickered.
Janemba lifted his head back and let out a war-cry into the air, " YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH!!! "
Meanwhile, somewhere far far away, in another part of otherworld, Vegeta sat on one of many large, purple-ish,
cube-shaped jellybeans up in the sky; Goku standing next to him. The little ouji sat sleepily with his arms resting on his
thighs and his head hanging downwards.
" Veggie feelin any better? " Goku asked curiously, leaning over towards him.
Vegeta just nodded, still staring at the ground, his cheeks flushing just a bit.
" Good! " Goku clasped his hands together, " Now Veggie, we don't have much time so I have to train you fast! " he
chirped happily, " HEE~~ training Veggies...now let's get to work! "
Vegeta nodded again.
" Unless our ki's are exactly the same we can't use this technique, and since Veggie's seems close enough, we can
get started. " Goku smiled, then thought outloud, " The only problem is the fusion-pose. The two of us must be in the exact
same position to complete it. "
Vegeta's eyes widened and his face burst into a bright red color. He glanced over at Goku, confused, " "Pose"? " the
ouji said in a little voice the larger saiyajin had only heard a few times escape Vegeta's usually deep-voiced mouth.
" AWWW!~ VEGGIESOCUTE! " Goku grabbed the smaller saiyajin and hugged him tightly, then let go and Vegeta plopped
back into place, now practically glowing bright red.
" Awww! Little Veggie's brain is still re-booting up his memories on the fusion-dance! " Goku said in awe, " Well
Veggie doesn't need to worry about that because I know what to do! " he teleported super-close to the ouji, " And I can
teach you! " Goku teleported back to his spot and Vegeta fell stiffly backwards onto his back, his entire body glowing bright
red. The ouji sat up and tried to shake it off, " I will show little Veggie ALL ABOUT the fusion-dance! " Goku gave him a
thumbs-up, " All Veggie has to do is remember it!...and, seeing as it took me a whole 2 weeks to learn and get it completely
right....ah, Veggie's a fast learner you should get it easy! "
" ? " Vegeta sweatdropped, confused.
" First of all, the two of us have to stand a distance apart while side-by-side. " Goku cheerfully explained, " Then
do this. " he pointed both his arms out to the left, " Now you have to be careful with your arm angles. Fuuuuuu-- " he
stepped to the right with his feet pointed at each other in some type of bizarre attempt at ballet, " While getting closer to
each other you swing your arms to the other side of your body, facing your opposing partner. At that time move your feet
towards me by three small steps. " he swooshed his arms back facing the other way, then lifted his knee and faced it opposite
his arms, " --sion! Be careful with your leg angles. " Goku spun his arms the other way and pointed his right foot out, " HA!
At this time our fingers should touch. Again, be careful with your leg angles. In particular, don't forget to extend and pin
your left leg. "
Vegeta lept to his feet, gawking and disgusted, " YOU WANT ME TO PERFORM THAT!! "
Goku blinked, " No, you do a mirror image of this pose, oh-kay? The fusion-dance requires left and right leg
symmetry. "
Vegeta turned away, twitching in sickened and embarassed.
Goku waddled over to him, " Come on Veggie! Let's try it out just for one battle, oh-kay? We both know how strong
Goggie and Jitto are, if we were to temporarily make another Goggie, we could easily fight Janemba in that form! Whadda ya
say? " he grinned.
" ... " the little ouji just twitched.
Goku cocked his head to the left, " Wha..? You oh-kay little Veggie? You look a little worried. Didn't you understand
what I just showed you? Do I need to show you again? "
" ... " Vegeta continued to twitch.
Goku frowned and patted him on the shoulder, " Veggie--? "
" AHHHAH! " Vegeta shrieked, jumping away from him and landing in an odd position. The ouji blinked, then stood back
upright, " Ah, hahaha. I, uh, n--nothing I just had "fusion" confused with something else I was thinking of. Hahahaha! " he
laughed nervously, his face bright red.
" Then, what was VEGGIE thinking of when I said-- "
" --KAKARROTTOLOOKWHATSTHAT! " Vegeta shouted, changing the subject as he pointed off into the background.
Goku tilted his head in all different directions, almost dizzy by the time he re-steadied it, " ....huh? Wait, what
was I doin? "
Vegeta wiped the sweat from his brow, " *WHEW*! "
" YAH GAH GAH GAH GAH GAH GAH GAH!!! " Janemba hollered out from where he stood.
" *Huff* *puff* *huff* *puff*. " Pikkon panted.
Enma appeared warped and upside-down inside the giant jellybean, " PIKKON! IT'S LATE IN THE DAY! QUIT LOAFING AND
HURRY UP!! "
Pikkon twitched at him, disturbed, " Ugggg.....YOU DAMNED OLD ENMA!! "
The jellybean cracked some more.
" DA NA! DA NA! DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY! DA NA! DA NA! DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY! " Chi---ah, Nappa sang; terribly; as he
wailed on the microphone on the stage of the empty kareoke resturant while the fusions laughed at her and Raditsu was busy
teaching himself a few short lessons on how to play a guitar at one of the tables; plucking each string and trying to match
it up to one of his homeplanet's songs in his head. He had put the marron gi shirt on underneath his armor so it covered up
the most obvious clue that he was a zombie, the large hole through his chest.
Chi-Chi's stolen body looked horrible! Her hair was out of the bun and all messy, she wore a red dress that Nappa had
taken out of one of the stores in the deserted city--and incidentally ripped when he tried to put it on. Something the
fusions had gigglingly suggested, yet Nappa had failed horribly at, being that he was a huge bulky 8 foot tall saiyajin
warrior, was giving Chi-Chi some makeup. The result was as messy as you could imagine. Lipstick smooshed all over her mouth
like a clown's, eyeshadow scribbled on...
" TA-DA! " Nappa finished singing, his voice seriously clashing with Chi-Chi's body. He took a bow only to trip over
the high-heeled shoes Chi-Chi's body now wore and sent him/herself falling over the edge of the stage and face-first onto
the floor.
" Heeheeheeheehahaha! " Gogeta laughed.
" I wish he had taped this. " Vejitto grinned.
" Yeah... " Gogeta beamed.
Vejitto glanced over his shoulder, " AHH! " he bounded down the room up to where the security camera was and checked
for a tape only to find one, " Looks like we did! "
" OOH! Let's take it to show to Kaasan and Toussan later, Jitto! " Gogeta exclaimed.
" We'll take the tape, but not until after we all sing. That way we can ALL get on the tape! " Vejitto concluded,
then hopped back down to his seat just as Raditsu walked onto the stage. He shut off the kareoke machine and took the
microphone.
" Ah-- "
" HI UNCLE RADITSU! " Gogeta chirped while Vejitto waved happily.
Raditsu sweatdropped, " ...yah. " he looked down blankly to see Nappa trying to stand up in the high-heels only to
fall back down again.
" Hahah! " Nappa said, dizzy.
Raditsu sweatdropped again, " Hi. I'm going to sing something from Bejito-sei. " he looked over at the fusions, " You
two speak saiyago? "
" Yup! " Vejitto grinned, " Fluently infact, po nade ma! "
" Great! Then you'll be able to understand what I'm about to sing. " Raditsu put the microphone on the stand, then
practiced a few opening bars of the guitar, which sounded pretty good for someone who just learned how to play one 10 minutes
ago.
" ... " Gogeta thought for a moment, then raised his hand, " Hey Uncle Raditsu? "
" Hm? " he blinked.
" How come my Kaasan's voice is high-pitched, and Ojichan's voice is high-pitched, and yours is normal-pitched? "
" ...? " Raditsu scratched his head, " Ah, I think I just have less-dominating type-3 genes than Kakarrotto and my
Toussan. "
" Oh! " Gogeta said as if enlightened, then sat back happily in his seat.
" At least none of us has "kaka-hair". " Vejitto pointed out, then motioned to his hair, Gogeta's, and Raditsu's.
Nappa walked back to one of the tables and happily started to play with Chi-Chi's hair, " Ahh, hair. It's been so
long since I've had..hair... " he mused, then glanced at the clump of Chi-Chi's hair that he was tugging on, " ...anybody
got a brush? "
Raditsu played a few chords on the guitar, " Nada se bo la quipa. " he said into the mic, " This is called "Pare se
ken", umm, ne suu. " he said in saiyago and nodded to the others, " Mepo la sah ne dah, suuno pate de laa nopeh ba ken, ka.
Sepo leh se quate, de ce'en da, sami la sone pe tene, de pen pa. So neh so neh, la veren un dah-te! " he started to shakily
play the guitar along with what was a surprisingly good singing voice, " Vi mo sare kana so pequen bo, oren se musee, la peh
ki e en po.... " he paused suddenly. The others stared up at him " I---forget the last couple lines. " he sweatdropped.
" WAHH! " Vejitto, Gogeta, and Nappa fell over.
Vejitto hopped up onto stage with his brother, " Our turn then! " he said cheerfully. Gogeta slid onto stage clapping
two drumsticks together, " READY GOGGIE? "
Gogeta tossed the drumsticks into the air while Raditsu hopped off, sensing quite a bit of Goku-ish-ness in what was
about to happen, " READY JITTO-KUN! "
Vejitto clapped his hands once and music started playing in the background, " HERE WE GO! "
" Ahh, such a nice nap! " Goku stretched contently as he stood up.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " Do the dead really even NEED naps? "
Goku turned to him and smiled, " Angels do! " he tapped his back and the two huge white feathery wings burst out.
Vegeta's jaw hit the ground.
" They're...beautiful.. "
" Awww, thank u little Veggie! " the large saiyajin blushed, embarassingly giggling, " Would you like to touch them?"
" Ah, hai. " Vegeta nervously reached foward and pet one of the wings, " Oh Kakay.... "
" SO! " Goku teleported infront of him, " Is Veggie well rested and ready to give the fusion-dance a try? "
" WAHH! " Vegeta backed up, bright red in the face from Goku's sudden teleportation.
" Veggie? " Goku tilted his head.
Vegeta shook the redness out, breathing heavily, " Fine. I'm, fine. Really. "
" Oh-kay! " Goku pressed lightly on a spot on his back causing his wings to retract back in almost so that they
disappeared altogether, " Let's do it, my FAVORITE lil fusion-dance-partner! "
Vegeta sweatdropped, " I hope this won't come back to HAUNT me later. " he said, then got into position, " At least
there aren't any intimate-looking positions in this thing. " he grumbled.
Both saiyajin started to dance towards each other, " FYUUUUUUUUU--JION! HAAA!! " both leaned at each other. The
little ouji's fist met the larger saiyajin's finger and a bright light surrounded them.
Janemba turned to where the light was coming from growled. A small, round figure hovered up in the air and landed
before him. He looked almost-exactly like a ssj Gogeta with one little exception. This saiyajin had chubby limbs, a very
chubby tail, and a huge stomach that nearly poured right over his sash. The face looked exactly like Gogeta only with a tiny
bit of chubb added to the cheeks.
The fat saiyajin pointed to Janemba, " WE'RE GOING TO SEND YOU TO HFIL!! " he said, then sweatdropped, " Kakarrotto,
we're in hfil NOW. "
" Well, then...we are going to send you to a DEEPER, much more PAINFUL part of hfil! " Goku corrected himself, ah,
themself, " HAHA! "
" You failed, Goku! " Kaio-sama wailed as he shook the tv-set, " You didn't form into Gogeta-chan! "
South Kaio slid over to him, " Goku's friend's hands were in the wrong position. That's why Gogeta didn't form
properly. " he nodded, then thought outloud, " There are too many characters in this series whose names start with "Go", so
let's call him Veku! "
" His name is Gogeta! " Kaio-sama sweatdropped, " At least, that's what Gogeta himself told me. "
" Can't their bad form be repaired? " East Kaio asked.
" Once it's completed it can't be undone! " West Kaio popped up.
" You're thinking of Vejitto! " Kaio-sama exclaimed, sweatdropping again.
The Grand Kaio came into the room on his chair, which managed to open the doors and hover inside, " They'll stay
like that for 30 minutes. The condition won't last any longer. He's just going to have to do his best the way he is. "
Kaio-sama looked back at the tv set, " Goku... "
" HMMM... " Fat Gogeta powered up, then launched himself at Janemba, " HAAAA!! " he shouted only to get punched in
the face, tears of pain flying out his eyes. Janemba tried to push the fusion's head into himself, then let go and shot a
large red ki-blast at him. The ki-blast launched Fat Gogeta into the air and the fusion hit the ground only to bounce up
and down every time he hit it like a saiyajin kickball. Fat Gogeta slammed head-first into a nearby mountain. He pulled
himself out and landed on the ground, dizzy and bruised all over, not to mention missing one of his front teeth. The small
saiyajin frowned, " This isn't working very well, but, this is supposed to be it! We just combined to form Gogeta-sama! "
Fat Gogeta blinked, surprised, then felt something missing and rolled his tongue upward only to shriek, " AHHH! MY TEETH!!
VEGGIE HE KNOCKED OUT ONE OF MY TEETH!! " the higher-pitched of Fat Gogeta's dual voices shrieked in terror. The saiyajin
glared, " THAT'S IT! JANEMBA'S GONNA PAY!! " he turned to the side only to have Janemba suddenly appear infront of him and
start knocking the saiyajin back and forth like punching bag. Fat Gogeta wobbled backward and flipped over to fart in
Janemba's face. He tackled Janemba to the ground, then bounced off and tried to get his barings back. Janemba snarled and
stood up, then began to ran after him. Fat Gogeta dashed off as fast as he could, Janemba on his trail like something out of
a Roadrunner cartoon.
" Thank goodness this type of fusion doesn't last that long. " Grand Kaio shook his head as he watched Janemba chase
Fat Gogeta across the screen, " Even though Janemba's pretty good at anticipating his enemies attacks, since Fat Gogeta's so
unpredictable he can't be anticipated. " he explained to the other Kaios, " He might be able to hold out for 30 minutes. "
" So that's, good? " Kaio-sama sweatdropped.
" YIYIYIYIYIYIYI!! " Fat Gogeta ran as fast as he could, Janemba catching up with him. The saiyajin slipped and fell
down onto his stomach causing Janemba to miss tackling him and instead land head-first into the ground. Fat Gogeta slid
foward and grinned when his fists punched into Janemba's gut. His eyes then narrowed again and he lept to his feet several
feet away from Janemba, " HAHA! This is how this fight SHOULD have been! " he struck a fighting pose, " Now to finish you
off! " he announced only to freeze when Janemba jumped up and kicked the fusion in the side of the head. Fat Gogeta yelped.
" Don't get cocky! " Kaio-sama shook the set, " His power isn't increasing at all! "
Fat Gogeta pumped his fist in the air, then shook it at Janemba, " This is just a rehearsal! We'll start our real
attack very soon! " he said, then ran at Janemba only to trip again and fall onto his stomach. Fat Gogeta looked up, hurt.
Janemba laughed at him.
Kaio-sama twitched, " Hasn't it been 30 minutes YET? "
South Kaio zipped over next to him, entertained, " 10 more minutes to go! "
Fat Gogeta got up, then jumped as Janemba's hand lept at him. Fat Gogeta lept up and spun over only to have Janemba
teleport behind him. Fat Gogeta grinned Veggie-style and pumped his fists in the air only to have Janemba's tail yank and
sharply pull his neck to the side like he was being dragged off-stage with a cane. Fat Gogeta cried as he was yanked.
Fat Gogeta happily skipped forward only to have Janemba appear behind him and kick him head-first into the screen.
Gogeta got up painfully and pointed at Janemba, " Hey, jerk! Today we'll overlook your crime! We won't tolerate your
evil a second time! " he announced, then sped off as fast as his feet could take him.
" ...? " Janemba stared off at the now empty place, disturbed.
" Kyouteki ni deau hodo! "
" Hiiroo wa tsuyoku naru! "
" (Iku ze) Kakugo shite 'ro yo! "
" (Ima da) Ao wo sakeba arashi ga fuku! " the fusions sang, each alternating who was singing every line.
" Doragoo-- " Vejitto paused for a moment while Gogeta continued to sing, so into it that he was oblivious to his
fellow fusion's sudden stop. Vejitto got a confused look on his face, mostly because he had just suddenly sensed Gogeta's ki
in two different places at once. He looked over at Gogeta.
" ..what? " Gogeta blinked.
" Goggie do you feel that? " Vejitto asked, the music to the theme song still playing in the background.
Gogeta tilted his head, " Feel what? "
" Your ki. "
" My k---- " Gogeta froze when as he sensed it as well, " That, does feel like my ki signiture. "
" It is! "
" But...I'm here. "
" I know. "
" ... "
" ... "
It suddenly hit them both at once.
" TOUSSAN! "
" TOUSSAN! " they both shouted together.
" *twing!* " Raditsu plucked another sing on the guitar, " What are you two talking about. "
" Sensing ki. " Vejitto and Gogeta said in unison.
" ... " Raditsu and Nappa stared at the blankly.
Nappa cocked an eyebrow, " ...wha? "
" Oh yeah! " Vejitto chirped, " You guys don't know HOW to sense ki because you've always used those scouters like my
Mommy used to before Mommy learned how to sense ki by imitating how Toussan can sense ki! "
" Wait...which one's "Mommy"? " Raditsu raised his hand.
" Veggie-ta! " Vejitto replied happily.
" Heh-heh, hahaha, BWAHAHAHAHA! " Raditsu burst into laughter along with Nappa, which, after a short while surpressed
back into snickers, " Heehee, ahhh--woo. "
The fusions stared at them, confused.
" It's an inside joke, something that happened on one of the planets we had to purge, you wouldn't get it. " Raditsu
brushed it off, still snickering.
" I wonder if Vegeta still remembers..? " Nappa thought outloud.
" I bet he does. " Raditsu smirked.
" Actually, we're both un-dee-cided on who is "mommy" and who is "daddy". " Gogeta pointed out. Vejitto nodded.
" Hai, Goggie calls Kakarrotto "Mommy" and Vegeta "Toussan" instead. " Vejitto added, " It's the only thing we can't
agree upon. "
" That's odd. " Raditsu blinked.
Nappa twirled Chi-Chi's hair between her fingers, " Hey, what do you guys think about me dying my hair? "
" It's not your hair, it's that woman whose body you stole's hair. " Raditsu sweatdropped.
" Pink with lime green polka-dots! " Gogeta exclaimed, giggling.
Nappa blinked stupidly, " Really? "
" Yup! " Gogeta chirped.
" It is all the rage on Earth this "season". " Vejitto smirked, letting out a parade of mental giggles in the back of
his mind.
" Yeah! And we wanna see you mess Onna's body up some more! " Gogeta added.
Vejitto sweatdropped at him, then sighed with relief when he noticed neither of their two new saiyajin friends had
picked up on it, " Come! " he hopped off the stage, " Let us journey to the nearest hair-coloring store and experiment on
Chi-Chi's hair like the plucky group of amateur hair-colorers we are! " he grinned determindly.
" HOORAH~! " Gogeta pumped his fists in the air, " But...what a-bout Kaasan and Toussan? If that other me ki is them
then they are really REALLY far away... "
" Maybe we should go help them... " Vejitto and Gogeta began to look very worried, " Do you think we can teleport
there from here? I can barely sense them at all. "
" We could, wait for them to contact us, you know, psychicly? " Gogeta said, uneasy.
" Good? "
" Good. "
" At least we know they're somewhere. "
" And they're oh-kay. "
" ...we hope. "
Off in an even deeper and darker part of hfil than last time...
" *Squeaky*squeaky*, *squeaky*squeaky*. " Janemba walked through the mess of broken and destoryed mess that was once
Needle Mountain. In plain sight, yet out of Janemba's visual field, stood Fat Gogeta, standing stiff as a board with a
nervous expression on his face. Apparently the chubby form of the fusion, though very powerful, was too soft and squishy for
any of his real power to be unleashed in any other way aside from ki-blasts and very fast, quick, kicks and punches.
Fat Gogeta watched as Janemba walked off-screen. Fat Gogeta started to move only to freeze back into position as he
saw Janemba grab one of the tips off of the needles and start to walk around with it in his hand like a weapon. Janemba took
a few more steps, then stopped, spun around, and shot a flurry of attack-needles off in Fat Gogeta's direction. Fat Gogeta
sighed sadly, then looked up and shrieked when he saw the needles coming at him head-on. Fat Gogeta's body shook as he tried
to get away intime only to suddenly split off into Goku and Vegeta again.
" VEGGIE NOW! " Goku shouted as they both flew straight ahead, one on each side of the huge attack. The duo hit
Janemba on either side of his body, then blasted off into the sky. Janemba tumbled about until he hit the ground, growling.
Vegeta twitched in annoyance as they flew side by side, the ouji just a little ahead of Goku, " YOU BIG BAKA! WHAT
KIND OF FUSION WAS THAT! " he snapped as he shook his fist at Goku, " THAT FUSED-FORM WAS A COMPLETE WIMP! YOU LIED TO ME
JUST SO YOU COULD SHARE MY BODY WITH ME!!! "
Goku sweatdropped, " Veggie now you're just jumping to conclusions. "
The ouji folded his arms in a stubborn pout, " No I'm not. "
The larger saiyajin sighed, " I don't know what happened, I didn't expect it to turn out that way. The real Goggie's
not that chubby and he's taller than that too. Somewhere between our heights...I think Jitto's a lil taller than Goggie
though.. " Goku rambled on, scratching his head.
" Ha! If that thing could have won we'd have had no problem! " Vegeta snorted.
" Goku! " Kaio-sama's voice said from around them.
Goku grinned, " Kaio-sama! Hello! "
" Goku! Vegeta's hand positions were different from yours at the end of the dance! " Kaio-sama stated.
Goku brightened up, " Really? You mean it was Veggie who made the mistake! "
" WAHHH! " Vegeta would have fallen over had he not been flying in mid-air, " HEY!! I DID EXACTLY WHAT YOU TOLD ME TO
DO! " he ranted angrily as they touched down on a nearby platform.
Goku beamed and put his hands on his hips, " Little Veggie! Our success only depends on you extending your
forefinger! How lucky is that! "
The little ouji's face began to turn bright red. He looked down and gritted his teeth, then whipped around to face
Goku, " DON'T YOU FIND IT INDECENT TO TRY IT A SECOND TIME!! " he screamed, then muttered, " Besides, I'm not exactly fond of
sharing my mind, body and soul with YOU. Even if it is only for a half-hour. " Vegeta grumbled.
" Oh come on little Veggie! " Goku laughed, putting his hands on the ouji's shoulders which inturn caused Vegeta to
squirm slightly, " It's our only chance to beat this guy! " he patted Vegeta's shoulders again, " Now let's go! "
Vegeta whimpered in defeat and waddled away from Goku, then got into position, " I hate this. "
" Of course you don't Veggie! You are just sad because you messed up before. " Goku smiled warmly, " Now don't forget
to stick out that lil finger, oh-kay! " he wiggled his own finger in demonstration. Vegeta twitched at the sight.
" You know, I'm starting to get the sinking feeling in my still-recovering memory, that there's something very bad
about you and me fusing together that's related to a supposed effect of the last time we fused together. "
Goku grinned widely, making the smaller saiyajin suddenly very uneasy, " Oh Veggie it's nothing. Now hurry! "
" FYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--- "
" --JION! "
Both saiyajins froze at once to see a huge ball of red ki flying at them. Goku and Vegeta bounced off and dodged it
just in time. Goku gritted his teeth. Janemba flew at them with another ki ball in his hand and grinning maniacally. Vegeta
growled and Goku suddenly gasped to see a leg come up from behind Janemba and kick him off-course.
" Pikkon! " Goku chirped.
" Goku! I'll keep him busy here! Hurry up with your fusion! " Pikkon shouted to him.
Goku beamed a huge thank you via a giant Son-style grin, " AH! Thank you Pikkon! " he turned to the small saiyajin
beside him and held out his hand, a tiny smile on his face, " Come, little Veggie. "
Vegeta narrowed his eyes, " What did I tell you earlier about BABYING me!! " he snapped, then sweatdropped as Goku
grabbed his hand and blasted off with the ouji flailing about in the air behind him and screaming his brains out.
Janemba growled at Pikkon as he stood up and faced him. Pikkon held his arm out and smirked, " I've anticipated our
meeting. I have a special attack just for you. "
Janemba roared and flew at Pikkon, who lept into the air and fired a series of large green ki-blasts at him.
Meanwhile, out in the distance, two very familiar saiyajins began dancing again.
" FYUUUU-- "
" FYUUUU-- "
A burnt Janemba jumped out of the mist and prepared to attack Pikkon.
" --JON!! "
Pikkon watched the various squares of Janemba that floated around and above him. Janemba suddenly formed behind him.
" HAAAAAAA!! " two fingers touched the tip of each other and a blast of blue light engulfed the two saiyajins.
Pikkon yelped in pain as Janemba's fists collided with either side of his head. Janemba looked up to see the bright
light and dropped Pikkon to the floor.
The powerful explosion of yellow, then blue, then white light surrounded the area, then slowly faded away to reveal
a very familiar saiyajin that looked identical to the one back on Earth.
Pikkon looked on in surprise, " They did it... "
" WHOA. " Gogeta said suddenly as the baggy of jelly-belly-beans fell out of his hand and hit the floor in shock.
" Now it feels EXACTLY like you. " Vejitto gasped at the strength of the ki they had sensed, " Like you if you were
getting ready for a battle! "
" I really wish I knew how to sense what you're sensing. " Raditsu sweatdropped.
" What do you guys think? Pearly pink? Painful-to-look-at pink? Or lemonade yellow? " Nappa scratched his head,
baffled at the row of hair-dyes in the eisle next to them. The group was standing in the middle of an empty supermarket.
" I THINK NEITHER NOW GET OUT OF MY BODY! "
Raditsu, Vejitto, and Gogeta froze and glanced over at Nappa, who had Chi-Chi's hands clasped over her mouth.
" Uh-oh. Chi-Chi's tryin to make a break for it again. " Vejitto sweatdropped.
" OF COURSE I'M TRYING TO MAKE A BREAK FOR IT! IT'S MY BODY YOU MORONS!! " Chi-Chi screamed, pulling her arms back
down, " AND YOU TWO OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN THIS! " she pointed angrily at the fusions, " OF COURSE WHAT COULD
I EXPECT FROM TWO PEOPLE WHO LIVE WITH THE OUJI! "
Both fusions narrowed their eyes. Gogeta growled.
" You had better not insult my Mommy right now Onna. " Vejitto glared, " Right now he and Toussan are off somewhere
saving us all from some unknown evil monster! "
Chi-Chi let out a mock-laugh, " SAVING US?! HA! YOU WANNA KNOW WHERE THEY ARE YOU TORTUROUS BRATS? THEY'RE BOTH
DEAD AND GONE WITH THAT'S WHERE THEY ARE!! " she screamed at the top of her lungs.
" ! "
" ! " both fusions froze at once.
" AND UNTIL I CAN FIGURE OUT A WAY TO GET THEM BOTH BACK HERE, THEY WON'T BE SAVING ANYONE!! " Chi-Chi finished,
then shrieked when she suddenly realized what she had said and who she had said it to. She clasped her hands over her mouth,
this time voluntarily, and started to back up in fright.
Tears were welling up in both Vejitto and Gogeta's eyes, the duo starting to shake. Raditsu, now very confused,
backed away from both the fusions and Chi-Chi and watched them from the next eisle.
" You mean, you orphaned us? " Vejitto choked out, trying his best to surpress his kaka-genetic instinct to burst
into a cavalcade of tears.
Gogeta, meanwhile, had streaks of them flowing down the sides of his cheeks, " Kaasan....TOUSSAN.... " his bottom lip
wobbled. He turned to face Vejitto, " I KNEW IT JITTO-CHAN! I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG! ONNA DID HAVE IT IN HER TO KILL OUR
DA--MA---VEGETA!! AND SHE WENT AND KILLED GOKU ALONG WITH HIM JUST LIKE THE ONNA IN MY TIMELINE TRIED TO DO TO ME BACK WHEN
ALL THREE OF US WERE SHARING A BODY! "
" Wait, SHE---KILLED Kakarrotto?! And VEGETA?! " Raditsu gawked, trying to figure out what was going on, " But she's
only HUMAN! "
" I-- " Chi-Chi tried to say.
Nappa pulled himself out of her through the back and glared down at her, " WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?! "
Chi-Chi spun around to face him and shrieked, " AHH! It--it was an accident, REALLY! " she started to back up, her
mind letting out only a minor sigh of relief that she was no longer possessed, " I was done using man-made weapons against
the Ouji, but I thought one more time and, and I wasn't TRYING to kill him! OR Goku! I would NEVER EVER want to take my
Go-chan's life from him like that. "
" But you did. "
Chi-Chi glanced to her left to see Raditsu glaring at her over the top of the eisle wall, " WAHH! " she backed away
from him as well.
" HOW COULD YOU KILL MY BROTHER LIKE THAT AND SAY IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!! " Raditsu fumed, " HE'S THE ONLY FAMILY
MEMBER I HAVE LEFT ALIVE!! AND HE HAS AMNESIA! YOU JUST DON'T GO OFF AND KILL PEOPLE WHO HAVE AMNESIA!! "
" But I just fired one shot! I didn't mean to kill EITHER of them! I just wanted to scare the OUJI! " she wailed,
then froze as she backed into something that had a very Goku-ish build to it and looked up to see Vejitto sending a
death-glare down at her, tears now rushing down his cheeks as well. Chi-Chi froze.
" Chi-Chi. " he said in an angry tone only controled by a thread, " How long did it take for the shot to reach my
parents? "
" Ah--ah-- " Chi-Chi squeaked out, still in shock, " I, I guess muh--maybe 10 seconds? "
Vejitto nodded, " Very well. You have a 10 second head start, to run away. " he lifted his hand and pulled up his
glove to reveal a watch. Chi-Chi dashed off and out of building, " Starting...now. "
" ... " Janemba stared at the fused saiyajin in shock.
" Pikkon, we'll handle our foe. " Gogeta said, narrowing his eyes at Janemba.
Janemba turned to Gogeta, who stood there glaring at him. Janemba let out a war cry.
The saiyajin pointed at him, " I am not Goku nor Vegeta. I am the instrument of your defeat! "
Janemba roared again, then paused in shock as the saiyajin's ki power alone sent punches into his chest. Gogeta flew
at him and sent two kicks at his neck. Janemba fell foward, then got up to see Gogeta do a somersault in mid-air and kicked
Janemba in the face, then flipped over and landed with his back to Janemba. The fusion pumped his fist in the air, then
formed a magical ki-ball filled with every known color swirling around inside it. Gogeta grabbed the ki-ball while a shocked
Janemba stared. Janemba ran at him and punched Gogeta in the forehead only to see no reaction at all. Janemba blinked then
let out a strangled howl as Gogeta's fist rammed straight through him and released the ki-ball, disintigrating Janemba into
particles which flew away in the wind. The particles reassmbled themselves to reveal a very confused-looking Tank-boy.
Tank-boy looked up to see Gogeta staring down at him intimidatingly. Tank-boy screamed and ran off.
Gogeta stared as he watched him run off. The fusion's face then morphed into a warm and content smile. He let out a
happy little sigh.
" Hn.. " Mirai Trunks said as he stood in the living room staring at the still bloody, yet dry envelope that
contained Past Chi-Chi's final tape. He glanced up to see the others were still outside trying to think of something to wish
for while Shenlong hovered in the air--taking a nap. Mirai opened the envelope and slid the tape out, then sneaked over to
the tv and put in the VCR, " Sorry Kaasan, but if this has to do with Toussan, I gotta see the ending, even if it's as bloody
as the envelope it came in. " he nodded, then turned the tv on and hit play. He gasped at what he saw; a slightly bloody and
beaten Past Chi-Chi wearing the gi from the last tape who had a drunken smile on her face.
" Hi there. " she waved.
" Oh no....Toussan! " Mirai gasped.
" I'm sorry for the state of the package, I just came back from the battlefield and once I go to clean up THIS time I
may NEVER get back to do this. " she laughed jokingly, then grinned, " I won. "
Mirai's eyeballs nearly popped out of their sockets.
" I have beaten Vegeta Oujisama, the 'great and powerful saiyajin no ouji" on the battlefield! " she said
victoriously, " But, I didn't kill him. "
Mirai sighed in relief as he flopped back onto the couch.
" I couldn't kill him. I don't want to and it's not in my nature. SO! I just beat him down enough to knock him
unconsious and shatter a few minor bones. That, and Goku-san and I stole all of his senzu beans so he can heal the
old-fashioned way--giving him PLENTY of time to think about what he's done. " Past Chi-Chi nodded.
" Hai! " Goku chirped stepping into view, " It was a really tough match! Chi-chan and Vegeta were evenly matched
blow for blow! Vegeta just got a lil too full of himself and that's what really caused him to lose. " he held up a familiar,
unconsious figure in his arms.
" Toussan!? " Mirai sweatdropped.
" As you can see, Vegeta here's quite beaten as well. " Chi-Chi explained, " We called Bulma to explain what happened
, but she refuses to believe it. The whole, Vegeta luvs Goku-san thing. You see, she's never been dumped. I mean, she's
dumped tons of guys before, but none of them have ever dumped her, Bulma Briefs, "beautiful genius" daughter of the
President of Capsule Corperation. And especially has she never been dumped by a guy who wanted to steal her best friend off
into outer space against his will. So she's in denial and said Vegeta must be beaten up that badly only because he got into
some real intense sparring over here. " Chi-Chi shrugged, sweatdropping.
" A matter of life and death is definately "intense". " Goku nodded.
" Uhhhhh... " Vegeta groaned, waking up. He looked up and smiled dreamily at the larger saiyajin, " Oh Kakarrotto,
kiss me! "
" EEK! " Goku's face turned blue and he dropped Vegeta, causing the ouji to land on his back with a thud.
Vegeta's body twitched in even more pain, " Uhhhh.... "
Chi-Chi gasped at him, " Oh my! "
Goku stared at her and the camera like a deer in headlights.
" You--you know what, let's go get him, ah, half a senzu. " Chi-Chi checked nervously between Vegeta and off-camera,
" He's--still breathing, right? "
" Cpr, please Kakarrotto? " Vegeta raised his arm, which could partially be seen on-camera.
" EEK!! " Goku shrieked again.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " Goku go get half a senzu for him--oh dear he's unconsious again. " she glanced down at the
floor where Vegeta was laying. Chi-Chi laughed nervously at the camera, " He's alright, really! We'll be teleporting him
back home right after we give him the senzu. Hahaha! Bye! " she walked off-camera and around to the back to shut it off, " Oh
that didn't go very well. " Chi-Chi's voice was heard, worried as the camera shut off and the background turned to tv snow.
" ... " Mirai sat there, his jaw hanging open, " Past Chi-Chi actually BEAT Toussan in a battle and decided NOT to
KILL him?...how very, Goku-ish. " he gawked, then shut the VCR off and took the tape out, " At least nobody got killed. "
" Mmmm~~ heehee. " Gogeta sat on the ground in hfil, swaying back and forth contently. With the adrenaline gone,
the complete engulfment of Goku and Vegeta's essences around each other put them and their shared body into a dazed, content
little state of joy. Gogeta finally stopped swaying and peered over into the nearest lake.
" Hey Veggie, let's go do somethin. " Goku's voice giggled.
" Wha? " Vegeta blinked, " Do WHAT? I'm, I'm stuck in here with YOU for another 25 minutes! It only took us a full 2
minutes to defeat that guy! NOW what do you suppose we do with our, *twitch* shared time? " he tried to shake himself out of
the daze by becoming disgusted.
Goku smiled and flopped their body onto its side, " Let's go play. " their tail happily wagged in the air in a state
of euphoria even stronger than the one the saiyajins were trying to break out of. Well, Vegeta at least.
" No way. I'm not going to play one of your silly, mushy little Kaka-games while we're sharing the same body. "
Vegeta narrowed their eyes.
" Why not? "
" Because it would be even more embarassing then normal this way! " Vegeta exclaimed, then paused for a moment,
nervous, " We, ARE going to unfuse in 25 minutes, right? " the rest of the ouji's memory had completely returned to him
during the quick fight with Janemba. The fusion-dance, the fusion-babies, everything was now properly back in place within
his section of their brain. The knowledge of how their fusion-baby Gogeta had come to be was seriously starting to worry
Vegeta at how and if he and Goku would split back apart.
" Oh we'll split back apart Veggie-chan. Don't worry! " Goku said cheerfully.
" WAHH! STOP READING MY MIND! " Vegeta shrieked, their face turning bright red.
" But I cannot help it Veggie, it's BOTH our minds. I have access to all of Veggie's knowledge no matter if I wanted
to or not. " Goku shook their head.
Gogeta's pupils shrunk to tiny dots, " ALL of it? " Vegeta squeaked out.
" Well, not ALL of it. Veggie's got a huge barrier around some unknown information. I can't get to that. " Goku said.
Vegeta sighed with relief, " Thank God. " he said, then sensed around a bit and gasped, " HEY! YOU have a barrier
TOO! "
" ... "
" Kakarrotto? What do YOU have a barrier around?! " Vegeta said, uneasily.
" ... "
" Kakarrotto? "
" Hey Veggie how about we go someplace to re-lax! " Goku said cheerfully, leaping to their feet.
" You...changed the subject. " Vegeta said in shock, " It's something really bad isn't it? It's a dark, dirty little
secret of some type, isn't it? " the ouji started to sound scared, " A dark, dirty, SAUCY little secret... "
" Wow does Veggie need to calm down! " Goku said, worried, then smiled coyly, " And I know just how to calm Veggie
down! "
Vegeta paled, " You do? " he said flatly.
" Mmm-hmm! " Goku nodded sweetly, then teleported them to a group of clouds high away from where they had been
standing, " TA-DA! "
Gogeta looked around, confused, " Where, what is this? " Vegeta said as he gawked at the bright place covered in
fields of flowers and lakes.
" We are in a part of heaven! " Goku chirped.
" WAHH!! " Gogeta fell over in shock. Vegeta sat them up, " WHA-WHA-WHA-WHAA?! " Vegeta shook their head, " THIS IS,
heaven? "
" A PART of it. It is MUCH bigger than this! " Goku grinned, then walked over to one of the lakes and dipped their
finger into one of the lakes, " Oooh! Warm~~~ ! "
Vegeta paled, " What are you doing? "
" Doesn't that feel ~*nice*~, Veggie? " Goku smiled happily.
" You're, not going in there, are you? " Vegeta gulped.
" Mmm-hmm! " Goku nodded contently, then started taking their wristbands off.
" WHOA WHOA WHOA!! " Gogeta's left hand reached up and stopped his right, " KAKARROTTO ARE YOU INSANE! I'M IN HERE
TOO YA KNOW! "
" ...so? " Goku blinked.
" SO?! SO I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU GIVE US A BATH!! "
Goku burst into giggles, " Aww Veggiesosilly! Little Veggie I am not going to take a bath. I am just going to lay in
the nice warm water and relax like I do in the tub back at home when I am stressed so that Veggie's stress can melt a-way
thanks to the soothing lil heavenly lake bee-fore us! " he explained, taking off their vest and boots in addition to the
wristbands.
" You even so much as grab those pants and I swear I'll start beating us up. " Vegeta said threateningly.
" But Veggie we were both wearing boxers when we fused...weren't we? "
" I don't care if we were wearing LONG-JOHNS, Kakarrotto. I'm NOT letting you take off our PANTS! "
Goku shrugged and slid happily into the water, leaning their folded arms against the edge and nuzzling their head
sidewasy onto them, " See Veggie? Doesn't this feel ~*nice*~? "
" Mmmm~~~ " Vegeta sighed contently, then tried to shook it off, " Curse you Kakarrotto! Trying to lull me into a
false sense of security so you could break into the knowledge I'm holding closed off away from you through my mental barriers
!! " he snapped.
Goku blinked, then yawned, " Oh Veggie, that is not it at all. I just wanted to rest a bit. " he let their wings
appear out of their back, " It feels like it has been forever since I have rested comfortably, without worrying when my
Veggie would return. " he smiled, sniffling happy.
Gogeta's face turned bright red, " You were, worried about me? All that time? " Vegeta said in a small voice.
Gogeta nodded, " Hai Veggie. I worried about Veggie every single second of every single minute of every single hour
of every single DAY! " Goku exclaimed, wanting to hug Vegeta had the ouji not been sharing his body, " That's why I entered
that tournament. Because I thought if I won, and gave Veggie the huge #1 trophy the winner gets, Veggie would crown me his
~*oujo*~ and we would go on deep-space adventures together~~ " Goku mused.
" Tournament? "
" There's an otherworld tournament. That's where I was when Janemba first striked. " Goku said, the warm water
starting to make him feel sleepy.
" I was being tortured. " Vegeta said bluntly.
Gogeta's eyes instantly filled up with tears. Goku wailed and hugged themself, " OH VEGGIE!! " he sobbed, " I am so
sorry VEGGIE! "
" It's, alright. I'm alright now. " Vegeta squeaked out, trying to calm Goku down over the emotional rollercoaster
the larger saiyajin had just began to put them through, " Besides, it's not like they did any PHYSICAL damage to me. "
" But what a-bout your soul? " the higher-pitched of Gogeta's two voices said, hurt.
Vegeta twitched, thankful for the first time since defeating Janemba that the duo were sharing a body so he couldn't
see the mushy expression Goku probably would have had on his face, had he still had his body, " My, "soul" will survive, like
it always does. It's not like that was the first time I've been tortured. It was just the first time I've been tortured since
before--ah... " the ouji tried to think of a non-Goku-complimentary word.
" Me? " Goku squeaked out in the mushiest tone imaginable.
" Yah...since before I, met you. " Gogeta sweatdropped.
" Oh little Veggie~~ " Goku sighed sleepily, " I luv u. "
Vegeta laughed nervously, " Ah, hahahaha. "
" And, I am sorry. "
Gogeta cocked an eyebrow, confused.
" I am sorry, that I could not be there to help you. It is all my fault, Veggie. " their body sniffled, " If, I had
not trusted that Enma was going to send Veggie up with me, I would never have left that room. Because I left Veggie all alone
, he got HURT again. " their eyes started to water up with tears.
Vegeta gulped, starting to feel very uneasy.
" And I want to promise to my Veggie, right here and now, that I will NEVER leave him ever again. " Goku said softly,
" I am going to be the best lil peasant ever and take very good care of my little Veggie because Veggie means the world to
me! "
" Umm, ahh....t--thanks, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta sputtered.
" Mmm... " Goku felt himself beginning to get sleepy, " I will, never let anyone hurt my Veggie ever again. " he
nodded, then narrowed their eyes, " And if anybody dares to try and do so I will make them PAY! " Goku said in a dangerous
tone of voice.
Vegeta felt nervous sweat dripping down the side of his head, especially since the thought of Goku acting supremely
intelligent and dominatingly overprotective scared the crap out of him, " That's, ah, a nice gesture there, Kakarrotto. " the
ouji replied, then paused when their eyes suddenly closed. The sound of Goku mentally sleeping beginning to become apparent
within their shared mind. Vegeta opened their eyes again, " Kakarrotto? "
::Zzzz...ZZzz..zzZz..::
Vegeta blinked, " He's, asleep. " the ouji stood up and experimented moving Gogeta's arms, hands, and fingers,
" Kakarrotto really fell asleep--he had been fighting Janemba longer than I had and he WAS in a tournament before that so he
was probably overtired. And if the hours that've past are anywhere on-clock with his biological one then right about now is
probably his post-lunch nap-time. " the ouji concluded. A small grin quirked upward on their face, " And that means---I GET
THE BODY!! " Vegeta whooped, launching both arms upward into the air, " BWAHAHA! " he laughed a Veggie-laugh, " After all
those beatings and torture I FINALLY get a chance to shine in this blasted movie!....AND I'M TALL!! " he spun around and
made a pose at his reflection in the water, " I've always WANTED to be....TALL. " tears of joy came to his eyes. Vegeta
studied how they looked, then pushed Gogeta's sole bang up into the rest of their hair the way the ouji did with his body's
bangs, " Heh-heh! Without Kakarrotto sharing the work I look even more like myself! " he nodded, then froze in place as an
idea smacked up upside the head out of nowhere. An evil grin appeared on Vegeta's face, " Without Kakarrotto's mind's
influence, the fusion starts to look more like myself...only, brawnier, and, TALL....HMMMMMM.. "
" *DING*DONG*DING*DONG*DING*DONG*!! "
King Bejito Oujisama paused from eating the snack of cookies on his plate. He tossed the cookie in his hand into his
mouth and got up, then walked over to the front door of the house he and the ouho had in hfil. Bejito opened the door, half
the cookie still sticking out of his mouth.
Gogeta grinned widely, facing the king and at eye-level with him, " TOUSSAN I'M TALL! " Vegeta exclaimed proudly.
Bejito blinked, then swallowed and nearly choked on his cookie when he recognized who was infront of him, " SON!
YOU'RE TALL! "
" I KNOW! " Vegeta beamed.
Bejito looked up and frowned when he saw the halo hovering above Gogeta's head, " Oh...you're dead. I'm sorry about
that, Vegeta. "
" It's oh-kay. " Vegeta brushed it off, subconsiously noticing that even though he was in control of the body, it
WAS a body full of kaka-germs--which happened to express themselves slightly within the fusion's personality, thus, causing
Vegeta's gushing, " Toussan, seeing as I am now TALL and no longer #little#, I would like to ask you a favor. "
" Go ahead, my son. " Bejito said as Gogeta walked inside and the ou closed the door behind them, walking back to the
kitchen.
" You see Toussan, I would like to borrow some royal saiyajin armor, so that I may go off into hfil and beat Freeza
into the ground like the scum he is, and to take my revenge on several other choice villains who have tried to destroy me in
the past. "
" Of course you can borrow some clothes, Vegeta. " Bejito said proudly, " You may have to wait a while for Freeza to
get back to hfil though. "
Gogeta blinked, confused, " Wha..? "
" Didn't you know? For some reason the natural laws around here suddenly went crazy and random people began being
sent back to life--unfortunately Ruby and I weren't chosen by whatever was causing it--and Freeza was. " Bejito sounded a bit
disappointed for not being brought back.
" Oh Freeza's back alright. " Queen Ruby stuck her head in the room, " He's out there grumbling with all the other
villains who were defeated by Kakarrotto's family. "
Gogeta grinned, " KAASAN! " he bounced to their feet and stood infront of her, " LOOK HOW TALL I AM! "
Ruby stared for a moment, then gasped happily, " Oh Vegeta you had a growth spurt left in you after all! " she gave
him a quick hug, " You look so handsome. "
" And TALL. " Gogeta grinned, then went back into a more Veggie-like mode, " Now what's this about Kakarrotto's
family beating Freeza?? "
" He's been screaming obscenities about "Goku's evil dancing-spawn, the "clone", and Goku's bazooka-wielding mate"
ever since he got back. " Ruby sweatdropped.
" It got so loud we had to close all the windows. " Bejito nodded and popped another cookie into his mouth.
" Apparently Kakarrotto's wife shot a bullet through his head and then his son blasted him straight through the
middle--blowing him up. " Ruby summarized.
" Onna and Gohan killed him?! " Vegeta gawked, then smirked and rubbed their hands together, " Ahh, that will be
a glorious fact to rub in his face while my foot is rubbing his head deep into the hard, PAINFUL rocks. " he said, then
looked down at their naked upper-body and grinned cheesily, " So? Where can I find some clothes? "
Ruby led him out of the room, " Right this way, sweetie. "
Bejito watched them leave, then took 5 cookies at once and shoved them into his mouth, content,
" Ahh, chocolate-chip~~ "
Gogeta flew through the air, a very happy ouji. Vegeta proudly wore his royal saiyajin no ouji fighting armor and
outfit, complete with the long red cape that flowed behind him. He had also been very lucky, for Goku was a heavy sleeper
and hadn't woken up yet. The fusion glanced downward as he flew. Only about ¼ of hfil's residents had been brought back, and
these were just the ones who had been killed off by Gohan and the gang--AND some of the other people of earth who had managed
to kill off some of the other zombies. Gogeta stopped and when he finally noticed Freeza, then smirked and teleported to the
ground. The icejin glanced over at Gogeta in shock.
" Freeza. Hello. " the ouji snickered evilly.
Freeza's eyeballs nearly popped out of their sockets as soon as he recognized the voice, " VEGETA?! " he stood up,
taking in the ouji's new height and form, " Well, if I didn't know any better I'd say somebody was starting to feel sorry for
you up there to give you a, NORMAL saiyajin-sized body. Or MAYBE you just stole it. "
" Hm. " Vegeta smirked, " Heh-heh-heh-heh, BWAHAHAHAAHA!! Baka. " he said simply.
Freeza snarled at him, " How DARE you mock me! After what we put you through! " he said, " And here I thought we
really broke you this time. "
" Not the case. " the ouji smirked again, then watched with utter calm as Freeza flew at him. Gogeta struck his arms
out and grabbed both of Freeza's, then promptly ripped them off out of their sockets, " Fetch. " Vegeta tossed the arms over
their shoulders and far off into the reaches of hfil.
Freeza gawked, " WHY YOU LITTLE--OOF!! "
The ouji struck a punch straight through him, then began a flurry of punches and kicks against the icejin, taking
pride in every minute of it. After all, not only did he have his own power, but Vegeta also had an entire array of pure,
unrestrained kaka-power at his fingertips. He elbowed the icejin in the neck and sent him flying into the rocks below, then
powered up to ssj2 for an ki-blast, " BIG BANG-- "
The bang Vegeta pushed up fell back into place as another voice suddenly joined him, " --HA MEH-- "
" ATTACK!! "
" HAAAAA!! "
The ouji gasped at the huge blast of ki that emerged from their hands and went hurtling down at Freeza with the
combined fury of both the ouji's "big bang" and his peasant's "kamehameha". Freeza sat up only to scream in horror as the
blast engulfed him and fried his body to a crisp. Freeza's spirit-cloud escaped from the body, glared up at Gogeta, then
promptly flew off in panic.
" Bwahaha! NOW who's the one missing a body! " Vegeta grinned.
" You did a good job little Veggie! " Goku chirped.
" WAHH! " the ouji fell over, " Kakarrotto....you're..awake, I see. " he glanced over at the bang.
" Yup! Nap's over! I am VERY PROUD of little Veggie for dee-feating Freeza like that, but Veggie should've warned me
first that he was comin down here. " Goku shook their finger at him. Vegeta sweatdropped at the finger.
" You wouldn't have let me if I asked. " the ouji said plainly.
" ... " Goku blinked, " Yeah, Veggie is probably right. "
The ouji sighed, " I thought so. " he looked around at the frightened masses of villains, then cracked their knuckles
in anticipation, " SO! Who should I pummel into the ground next? "
" Nobody Veggie. "
" WHAT?! " he exclaimed.
" Enma thinks little Veggie is a bad Veggie ENOUGH! If he finds out you were de-body-tizing everybody here then he's
REALLY think you were bad when you are really NOT a bad Veggie you are a good Veggie. " Goku explained.
" ...but what about my cold-hearted revenge? " Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Little Veggie does not need to take any "cold-hearted revenge" when I can just comfort and pamper little Veggie in
warm-hearted consolement. " the larger saiyajin's voice said sweetly, " And that is JUST what I will do!--as soon as me &
Veggie get our bodies back. "
" Uh-huh. " Gogeta sweatdropped, their face bright red.
" Now. " Goku said warmly, then turned to the large group of villains and shot them a death-glare only manageable by
the addition of all the Veggie-dna to their body, " GET LOST!! " Goku snapped in rage. The villains instantly sped off, " AND
IF I CATCH ANYBODY AROUND HERE POKIN FUN AND ABUSING MY VEGGIE THEN I WILL SHOW THEM MORE TORMENT THEN THEY COULD HAVE
POSSIBLY IMAGINED HAD EVER EXISTED!! "
Vegeta blinked, " ...wow. You're--you're really serious about this "protect Veggie from all evil" thin, huh? "
" MMM-HMM! " Goku nodded determindly, then calmed down, " Now let's go have some FUN!! "
10 or so minutes later...
" *lick*lick*lick*! Yummy! " Goku chirped as Gogeta snacked on a big ball of cotton candy on one of the park benches
in hfil. The fusion had gotten the treat up in heaven. Vegeta had also enjoyed himself seeing as now all he had to do to get
revenge on any random stranger in hfil was tell Goku that so-&-so hit him or kicked him, etc, while he was being held there
and Goku would get them up off the bench and wail on the supposed tormenter until he or she was beaten to a pulp, then return
to the bench and scarf down more sugary treats, " Don'tcha think, little Veggie? "
" Mmm-hmm! " Vegeta said contently.
" I KNEW you'd like it! " Gogeta's cheeks flushed a bright pink color. Goku paused for a moment, " Little Veggie? "
" ? "
" I'll let you search through my special place, if you let me look in yours. " the saiyajin twiddled their thumbs
shyly.
" Uh, I ah, I can't do that, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta said, slightly nervous.
" Why not? "
" BECAUSE. There are certain things inside my mind that are not considered acceptable material for peasants such as
yourself to view. " Vegeta nodded, sputtering slightly.
" But, I have some "material" like that too, Veggie. " Goku pouted.
The ouji laughed, " Haha! YOU with impure thoughts--HA! They're probably just mindless ones that ONNA told you were
"bad". "
" ... "
" ...right? "
Goku chuckled and leaned back against the bench, " I luv u Veggie. " he sighed happily. The saiyajin's cheeks
flushed a mixture of red and pink, " You make me so happy. "
" Ha--hai. " Vegeta's voice choked out.
" Do, I make Veggie happy? "
" ... " Vegeta could feel their face practically burning up. He gulped, " Hai Kakarrotto, you make me happy. " he
mumbled, embarassed.
" Oh Veggie~~ " Goku sighed as the fusion finished off the snack, then felt strangely fuzzy inside and let out a yelp
. A pop was heard and Vegeta suddenly found himself sitting on the other end of the bench, blinking in a confused way. He
looked down to see he was back in his usual training outfit, then glanced over at Goku who was cheesily waving to him and
wearing the armor. Vegeta sweatdropped, then agitatedly grabbed it away only to expose the larger saiyajin's gi underneath
it. He sweatdropped again.
::How does he DO that?:: Vegeta twitched at the armor in his hands, then glanced back over at Goku, who was staring
at him with the mushiest luvsick expression the ouji had ever seen.
" Heeheehee. " the larger saiyajin giggled shyly, his cheeks a light rosy pink.
" Hahahahaha. " Vegeta laughed nervously, then yelped as the larger saiyajin grabbed him and plopped him on his lap.
" *SIGH*~~~ " Goku sighed happily and hugged the little ouji, his tail wagging behind him, " Veggie's so sweet 'n
little~~ "
Vegeta squeezed out of the hug and hopped down to the ground, then sighed in slight disappointment when he recognized
he had his old height again, " I miss being tall....I think that was the only bright side about sharing a body with you, I
got to be TALL for a half-hour. "
" Aw come on Veggie! I like you little! " Goku laughed at him, grinning.
" I don't! MOST saiyajin males are YOUR height! Some are even TALLER! " Vegeta complained.
" We can fuse a-gai-- " Goku offered.
" --NO!! " Vegeta shrieked, " NO MORE FUSING!!! "
Goku facefaulted, taken aback.
" Ah, heh. Yeah. " Vegeta laughed nervously, then noticed the surprisingly trusting smile on the other saiyajin's
face and paused, his cheeks heating up. Goku got up and stood next to him. Vegeta looked away with embarassment. The larger
saiyajin's hand slowly reached for his gloved one, then squeezed it tight. Vegeta froze and looked down at their hands, then
at Goku's face and promptly pulled his hand free, then slid a few feet away from the peasant. He glanced over instead at the
red lake before them, two droplets plopping into it, one slightly after the other, both close to each other.
" Veggie-tah. " the ouji could hear the peasant's voice behind him, softly crooning out the name, which was both
touching and slightly uncomfortable for Vegeta. The ouji sighed.
Vegeta turned towards Goku and smiled warmly, " Kakarrotto, I'm sorry about having to fuse twice. "
" It's alright, Veggie. " Goku sniffled, touched at the little ouji's tone of voice. He reached forward and gave the
smaller saiyajin a hug, then reached his wings out and hugged them around Vegeta as well, " Oh Veggie... " he beamed with joy
, " Little Veggie... " Goku said quietly, " I think, I l----- " Goku froze. The ouji's body was beginning to fade away into
a mist with Vegeta still smiling up at him, " Veggie? " he watched in horror as the small saiyajin's body disappeared into a
pillar of smoke and in turn disappeared altogether once it was high enough up in the air, " Veggie? " Goku started to reach
around desperately where the little ouji once stood, " V E G G I E !!!! " the large saiyajin spun around when it suddenly
hit him. Large parts of hfil were returning to their original, non-giant-jellybean form, " But, if everything is going back
to normal, then, where would sweet little Veggie go-- " Goku glanced off in the direction the smoke was headed before it
disappeared, " Enma-sama's.... " Goku paled, terrified, " OH NO!!! " he launched himself into the air and burst into ssj3,
then with one flap of his gigantic wings sent himself flying off in Enma's direction at a speed even faster than
teleportation, " I'M COMING LITTLE VEGGIE!!!! " he screamed at the top of his lungs, " THERE IS NO WAY I'M GONNA LET ENMA
HURT YOU!! NEVER NEVER NEVER!!! "
" WAHHH! " Chi-Chi zoomed out of the store and made a sharp turn to the left, running down the street as fast as she
could, then burst into the air and flew off, " I'm never gonna out-run them like this! " she panicked, then looked up into
the sky, " KINTO'UN!!! "
The little orange cloud hurtled downward until it was flying next to her.
" I have a decent reason this time Kinto'un, please let me on! " Chi-Chi clasped her hands together, then let go and
made a leap onto the cloud, which, luckily for Chi-Chi, welcomed her, " ALRIGHT KINTO'UN! " she beamed, " Let's get out of
here! HURRY! "
Kinto'un flew off, just passing the end of the first block as the four saiyajins dashed out of the store and flew
after them.
" Dammit! If only Go-chan and the Ouji were here! " Chi-Chi bit her lip, " Well, maybe not the Ouji, OH you know what
I mean! " she said to the cloud, then looked up at the sky to see it pitch black, " That's strange, I didn't think I'd been
possessed for that long. " she blinked as Kinto'un climbed higher and Chi-Chi gasped when she saw a huge sleeping green mass
hovering several blocks down infront of the Capsule Corp building. Tears welled up in her eyes, " I can't believe it
--SHENLONG! I'm SAVED! " Chi-Chi laughed in a near-maniacal glee, " KINTO'UN! TURN RIGHT HERE AND HEAD FOR THAT BUILDING! "
she ordered, then pulled something out of her handbag; Goku and Vegeta's coffin-capsules, " I might be able to fix this yet!"
" ...? W--where am I? " Vegeta blinked, confused. He was standing in a large empty glass tube in a long line of
empty glass tubes pushed against the wall of Enma's 'judging room'.
" Ah, Vegeta Oujisama, good to see you back. " Enma nodded to him from his desk, " Thanks to Son Goku, and yourself,
the laws of this world and the living world are back to normal. However, you're still a bad person. "
" WAHH! " Vegeta would've fallen over had he had enough room in the tube to do so, " WHADDA YOU MEAN! I SAVED
KAKARROTTO! I FUSED WITH HIM! I HELPED BEAT THE TRUE BAD GUY!! "
" Yes, I saw. You are indeed, not evil. So I'm not going to send you back down to hfil to be tortured some more. "
Enma said, " Instead I'm going to do what I should have done in the first place. And that's reset you. "
Vegeta paled, his tail going limp.
" I have all the papers worked out right here. We've found a nice new planet, home, and identity for you. I think
you'll like it, once you get used to it. "
The ouji gulped, " You're kidding, right? "
" Nope. You see that tube you're standing in, Vegeta? Once the onis pull that lever in the wall next to it, a special
gas will pour into the tube and erase every memory from your soul. Then we will remove your soul from the container and crush
your body into a million little pieces--you won't feel anything of course because you won't be IN the body anymore. Finally
we'll send your soul off to it's new body for a new life on a new planet. "
Vegeta stared at him incrediously, " ...after all I've done in my life, after all the PAIN I've been through; losing
my family, my planet, being tortured by Freeza, killed TWICE; the entire super saiyajin legend that was all I had to get me
through all that; and the brief moments of joy I had later on in life thanks to Kakarrotto, and my family--if you reset me
now, that would mean, that my entire life, all the hard work I've done, all the torment I've been through, the emotional
pratfalls and my happiness....are meaningless? " he said in shock.
" Piccolo warned you the last time, Vegeta. He is fused with Kami. He knew what he was talking about. " Enma pointed
out.
:::" Just tell me one thing. After I die, will I be able to meet Kakarrotto again? " Vegeta asked as he stared ahead
determindly at Fat Buu and Babidi.
" There's no point in me trying to cheer you up now, so I'll tell you the truth. " Piccolo said gravely, " You won't
be able to. You've killed too many innocent people. After you die, your body will rot away and your spirit will be taken to
a different world than Goku's. " he paused, " Your soul will be cleansed there, you'll lose your memories and you'll be
placed in a new body. "
The little ouji stood with his back still facing Piccolo, the saiyajin's eyes glazed over in sadness, " I see...
That's, too bad...:::
" How you wish to take your own punishment is up to you. " Enma closed his book, " Hopefully you'll be a better
person next time. " he nodded, " Any last words? "
The little ouji was quiet for a moment, " Hai. I'm sorry.... " Enma looked down at him smugly, " ...I'm sorry you're
such a poor judge of character, even Kakarrotto would make a better-suited judge than you. " Vegeta smirked then burst into
ssj2 and grinned wickedly, " AND IF YOU THINK I'M GOING WITHOUT A FIGHT THEN YOU'RE DEAD-WRONG! " he formed a ki blast.
" Heh, cheeky to the very end, huh? " Enma snickered, then noticed what Vegeta was about to do, " I wouldn't do
that. " he pointed to him.
" HA! " Vegeta snapped, then fired the ki blast at the glass only to have it bounce back at him. Vegeta ducked and
silently watched as the ki bounced back and forth until it ran out of energy and disappeared, " Hmm...these walls seem to be
made of the same material the ones back in that elevator Kakarrotto and I got trapped in. " he flicked the wall, then looked
up, " In that case I'll just go for the TOP! " he sent a ki-blast at that only to have it bounce back like the first, only
this time zap the little ouji beneath it, slightly singeing him. Vegeta twitched, " ...oww. "
" Oni! " Enma ordered the blue Oni standing against the wall. Vegeta's eyes widened in horror as he threw the switch
and a white mist began to slowly spray up from the bottom of the machine. The ouji covered his nose and mouth and began
slamming his body against the walls in an attempt to smash a hole through them, becoming more and more panicked with each
failed try, " Don't worry Vegeta, it'll all be over soon. " Enma said, then paused as he heard something jiggling in the
drawer in his desk that lead to the staircase that lead to hfil. Enma cocked an eyebrow at it, then screamed out in pain as
a bright yellow ball exploded out through the drawer and socked him in the eye, " AARG!! " Enma shouted, then looked down
with his non-socked eye to see one of the scariest sights in existance standing right there on his desk. Son Goku. A very
very VERY angry Son Goku; in ssj3 with his the fur on his tail standing on end and his wings poofed out.
" WHERE'S....VEGGIE. " Goku snarled with his teeth gritted together.
Enma silently pointed down to the machine with Vegeta inside it, the smaller ssj2 waving a sad little goodbye. Goku
powered down to 2½ and shrieked, then flew down and pressed himself against the glass wall to the machine.
" LITTLE VEGGIE-CHAN!!! " Goku wailed, smushing his face against the wall as well, " R u oh-kay? " tears welled up
in his eyes.
" Well, I'm about to have my memory erased and my body destroyed. Take a wild guess. " Vegeta said flatly.
Goku's eyes widened and he burst into ssj3 and snarled up at Enma, " YOU TAKE VEGGIE OUT OF THERE RIGHT NOW!! "
Enma shrugged, " Too late, it's out of my hands now. "
" WHAT!? " both saiyajins screamed at the same time.
" THERE HAS TO BE A WAY TO SHUT THIS THING OFF!! OR AT LEAST LET ME OUT!! " Vegeta exclaimed.
" TELEPORT! " Goku suddenly said, " VEGGIE TRY AND TELEPORT! "
The ouji put his fingers on his forehead and disappeared only to reappear back in the same spot. Vegeta twitched,
" Aw crap. "
" VEH-GEEEEEEEEEEE~~~ " Goku's eyes watered, " WHY ARE YOU TAKING MY VEGGIE AWAY!! WHY!! "
" He's blown up planets, gotten half your friends killed, led Freeza to Namek-sei, let Dr. Gero escape, let Cell
absorb Juuhachigou, let himself become possessed, and caused Majin Buu to be freed! " Enma summed it up.
The little ouji looked away, rubbing his nose.
" But, Veggie was FORCED to blow up those planets, and it was Nappa who killed my friends, and Veggie didn't mean
for Freeza to hear him on the scouter, and if it weren't for Veggie SAVED me from those two androids by buying me the time I
needed to get better, and Cell just tricked Veggie, and Veggie only let Babadi possess him cuz it was his only day to see me
again ever and I unintentionally broke his little heart for 7 years straight and he'd do anything to play with me again, and
if Veggie wasn't there to fuse with me we would have never saved our children and Piccolo, and it was Veggie's plan that beat
Kid Buu. " Goku sniffled with his eyes on the ouji the whole time, " Veggie's not perfect, but that doesn't mean he deserves
this sorta punishment. You should be punishing FREEZA or CELL this way, NOT my little Veggie. "
" Poignant story, but it's not going to save him. " Enma shrugged.
" SHENLONG!! SHENLONG WAKE UP!! " Chi-Chi called out as Kinto'un flew towards the sleeping dragon.
" Wha--huh? " Shenlong opened his eyes slowly and sat upright, " Oh. It's you. " he said to Chi-Chi, annoyed, then
closed his eyes again.
" SHENLONG!!! I HAVE A WISH! "
" I don't care. "
" But it's IMPORTANT! "
" Dende and I agreed I wouldn't grant you OR Vegeta any wishes the next time I was summoned, and that's this time. "
Shenlong said shortly.
" THERE SHE IS!! " Chi-Chi heard Vejitto's voice out over the distance. She glanced over her shoulder to see the
four saiyajins catching up on her.
" AHHH!! SHENLONG! THIS ISN'T ABOUT ME THIS TIME! IT'S ABOUT GOKU AND THE OUJI!! "
" What do you want me to do to them NOW. " Shenlong sweatdropped.
Chi-Chi threw the capsules to the ground below them where the rest of the group was asleep. The capsules opened,
startling the others awake, " SHENLONG! I ACCIDENTALLY KILLED BOTH GOKU AND THE OUJI! I WANT YOU TO BRING THEM BACK TO LIFE!"
she begged him.
Shenlong gasped. He bent down and picked Goku's body up out of the coffin by the back of his gi shirt. Sure enough,
there was no ki coming from the large saiyajin, not to mention a giant hole through his heart. Shenlong placed Goku back down
, " You...really did kill them. " he said in shock.
" YOU WHAT?! " Gohan's voice shouted, terrified. Chi-Chi cringed, " WHADDA YOU MEAN YOU ACCIDENTALLY KILLED THEM!?"
Chi-Chi gulped, then turned to the dragon, " Shenlong, I know you're mad at me, and the Ouji, but PLEASE bring them
back can you do that one thing for me! "
Shenlong thought for a moment, " You do have an honorable wish. " he nodded, " I will grant it. "
Chi-Chi's face filled with glee, " HOORAY!!! "
" YAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH--OOF! " Goku yelped as he made his seventh attempt to slam open Vegeta's container by charging
at it. Goku had learned within the first few minutes that ki-blasts didn't do any good against the walls of the container.
The gas was almost up to Vegeta's neck by now, causing the nervous ouji to hover himself higher up until his head bumped up
against the ceiling.
" Kakarrotto, I don't think that's working. " Vegeta sweatdropped.
" I KNOW ITS NOT WORKING!! " Goku wailed, then buryed his face in his hands, sobbing.
" Hey--hey don't cry, Kakay. I, ah, I'll hold my breath. " Vegeta laughed nervously.
Goku peered up at him through his fingers, then burst into tears again, " WAHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHH!!! IT IS NOT
FAIR! I DON'T WANT TO LOSE MY VEGGIE!!! "
Vegeta yelped as the gas just got past his chin, " KakarrottOOOOOO. "
Goku glomped tightly around the tube, " VEGGIE-CHAN!! "
" K--Kakarrotto I, " Vegeta gulped, squeezing up towards the remaining airspace, " B--before I lose my memory, I, ah,
I w--wanna say you've been a great peasant, and, uh, y--you're very loyal and trustworthy, and sweet, and uh, I care for you.
A lot. " his cheeks flushed with embarassment.
" I CARE FOR YOU TOO VEGGIE!! " Goku gushed, bawling, " DO NOT EVER FORGET ME!! "
" I WON'T, KAKAY! I PROMISE I WON'T!! " the little ouji gushed right back, then paused as he and Goku suddenly
disappeared from their spots, causing Goku's wings and the duo's halos to come crashing to the floor.
Enma stared at the two now empty spots, terribly confused, " Huh. Whadda ya know. A miracle. "
" YOUR FIRST WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED. " was the first thing that rang through Goku and Vegeta's ears as they reappeared
, laying down in the open coffin-capsules.
Goku blinked and sat up, " I am a-live. " he gasped, then looked over at a very confused Vegeta sitting in the other
coffin-capsule, " Veggie? " he said in a little voice, tears welling up in his eyes.
Vegeta glanced over at him, a smile slowly engulfed his face.
" OH VEGGIE!! " Goku lundged at Vegeta and knocked them both onto the lawn, " OH VEGGIE IT IS A MIRACLE!! WE'RE BOTH
BACK ALIVE AND I DON'T HAVE TO LOSE MY VEGGIE AND I'M SO HAPPY!! "
Vegeta's entire body glowed bright red. The ouji grinned dopily, " Mmm~~ hahaha. " he tilted his head to the side and
the large saiyajin hugged him tighter.
" GOKU-SAN! " Chi-Chi jumped down off of Shenlong, Kinto'un hovering around the small group.
" Ah, you still have a wish left. " Shenlong sweatdropped.
" CHI-CHAN! " Goku squealed, leaping to his feet with Vegeta now under one arm, " Oh CHI-CHAN I was so SCARED! " he
wailed, dropping Vegeta only to catch him protectively with his tail, which wrapped around the ouji's waist and held him
hovering and still glowing bright red and dazed, in the air. Goku glomped onto her tightly, " So many things happened to me
Chi-chan! Enma tried to hurt Veggie and then there was a tournament and I was fighting Pikkon but then Tank-Boy didn't clean
out the lint and there was this monster and I fought him while Pikkon cursed at the giant yellow jellybean to save Enma and
then Veggie saved me but he didn't remember half of his brain and then we fused but Veggie messed up so we were fat and then
we fused again and it came out right and we beat the monster and stopped the zombies and Veggie got to beat up Freeza and
we had cotton candy but then we defused and I had a really special mushy moment with Veggie but then Enma tried to hurt
Veggie again and I couldn't save him and now suddenly we are back here a-live and safe and Veggie isn't in another body with
no memory of who he is!! "
" ...? " Chi-Chi stood there, dizzy and confused at the combination of Goku's tight hug and the whirlwind of a run-on
sentence he had just spewed out to her, " That's...nice, dear. "
Goku nodded, hugging tighter. He blinked, " Chi-chan, why are you wearing a funny outfit? " he pulled away, " And why
does your lipstick look all messy like a clown's? "
Chi-Chi twitched, " I was possessed by Nappa. "
Vegeta shook his brain clear, checking to see if he heard right, " ...NAPPA?! "
" Yes Ouji, Nappa. That giant bald guy with the mustache you first came to Earth with but blew up for no good reason.
That Nappa. "
" Z--zombies were coming to life since early this morning. " Gohan said, confused at the whole
I-didn't-know-they-were-dead-but-I'm-glad-they're-back-now Goku and Vegeta situation.
Vegeta took one look at her and burst out laughing, " BWAHAHAHA!! NAPPA DRESSED YOU UP LIKE THAT! Heeheeheeheehee! "
he nearly laughed his lungs out and let out an usual-for-Vegeta parade of giggles at Chi-Chi's gettup.
" Actually THAT was your children's idea. " Chi-Chi motioned annoyedly between Goku and Vegeta, " Nappa just
stupidly followed along with it. "
" That's Nappa alright. " Vegeta said flatly.
" By the way, you could thank me for bringing you both back to life. " Chi-Chi pointed out.
" Oh THANK YOU Chi-chan! " Goku glomped her again.
Vegeta stared at her for a moment, then gasped. Chi-Chi paused.
" What? "
The ouji smirked, " That's pretty brave of you, Onna. Bringing back the same two people whom you earlier in the same
day happened to-- " ::--kill!:: he sent her the last word psychicly so Goku didn't hear it.
" Hey I brought YOU back, didn't I? Doesn't that alone show SOME sign of self-improvement and control on my part. "
Chi-Chi glared at him.
" You only brought me back out of love for Kakarrotto who happens to adore me. " Vegeta snickered.
" Hai... " Chi-Chi grumbled.
" OR, maybe you just missed me? " Vegeta grinned cheesily.
" I DIDN'T MISS YOU I HATE YOU! "
" Ooh, hear that Kakay? Onna "hates" me! " the little ouji let out a fake-gasp.
" But Veggie Chi-chan brought u back. That is not hate, though by the look on Chi-chan's face it does suggest a
strong disgust for your sweet lil Veggie-being. " Goku blinked.
" Yes, Onna DOES appear quite disgusting at the moment, doesn't she? " Vegeta grinned. Chi-Chi glared at him, " You
know Onna, you caught us at a very sticky situation. Saved me right before my memory was about to be wiped clean and my body
blown out of existance. Yup, you did do quite a favor for Kakarrotto and I. " he nodded.
Chi-Chi shook her head, " Wait, you mean if I had made that wish 10 seconds later I wouldn't be able to have brought
you back because you were about to be given the Uubu treatment?! "
" Yup! " Vegeta grinned, " Beautiful timing, Onna! " he shook her hand.
Chi-Chi twitched, " How I hate you... "
Vegeta beamed, " I KNOW, isn't it great! I just love being alive and in the flesh again! "
" You were down there without your BODY!? " Chi-Chi gawked.
" Hai, Enma is such a poor judge of character. " Vegeta rubbed his chin.
" He sent me heaven. " Chi-Chi pointed out.
" Like I said, Enma is such a poor judge of character. " Vegeta repeated. A vein bulged on Chi-Chi's forehead.
" *FWEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOM*!! " the sound of what sounded like two supersonic jets, hurtled towards.
Chi-Chi shrieked, " Oh no! They're here! " she grabbed Goku and held him, and Vegeta who Goku still had in a
protective tail-hold, up, " LOOK! Look they're alive! Don't hurt me!! "
Vejitto and Gogeta screeched to a halt in mid-air, then froze as they saw Chi-Chi holding up Goku, who was happily
waving to them while Vegeta just hung there, then started to wave slightly.
" HI GOGGIE AND JI-CHAN FOR WE ARE BACK! "
Both fusions landed and cautiously walked over to them, then stared up at Goku with big sparkily teary eyes.
" KAASAN! "
" TOUSSAN! " they both wailed at once as they tackled him to the ground. Chi-Chi zipped a few feet away to avoid
the large hole in the ground the two fusion-babies made by their force against the lawn.
" OH TOUSSAN WE MISSED YOU SO MUCH WE WAS SO SCARED WE'D NEVER SEE YOU AND MOMMY AGAIN!! " Vejitto bawled.
" NEVER EVER LEAVE US EVER AGAIN, KAASAN!! " Gogeta sobbed, squeezing tighter.
" I WON'T! " Goku sniffled, hugging them both back just as tight.
" *ACK*! " Vegeta yelped, nearly strangled by how tightly Goku's tail was holding him now, " Kaka...rrotto... "
The fusions paused at the sound of his voice, then turned to Vegeta with the same teary sparkily eyes they had given
Goku. Vegeta sweatdropped.
" MOMMY! "
" TOUSSAN! "
Goku reeled his tail in fast enough so only Vegeta got tackled, Bibishii twitched in slight pain.
" OH MOMMY! WE WERE ESPECIALLY WORRIED FOR YOU BECAUSE THEY DON'T LIKE YOU DOWN IN OTHERWORLD! " Vejitto exclaimed,
tears running down his and Gogeta's cheeks.
" Uh-huh. " Gogeta sniffled, " WE THOUGHT THEY WERE GONNA SEND YOU TO HFIL!! " he wailed.
" They did. " Vegeta said bluntly. The fusion-babies gasped, then hugged onto him tighter and wailed sympathetically.
" WE MISSED YOU MOMMY!! " Vejitto cried, " I NEVER THOUGHT CHI-CHI WOULD ACTUALLY KILL YOU!! "
" But now you are back! " Gogeta exclaimed as Vejitto dried his eyes, " And we won't let you get killed ever again! "
" AWW! FAMILY MOMENT! " Goku gushed, grabbed the three of them, and hugged them all tightly at once.
Vegeta twitched, " Kakarrotto... "
" Goggie and Ji-chan, did Chi-chan REALLY kill us? "
They both nodded.
" That's what she led us to believe. " Vejitto said.
" And it is a very bee-lievable situation. " Gogeta added.
Goku looked back at Chi-Chi, concerned, " Did you REALLY, Chi-chan? "
" NO! I mean, yes. " Chi-Chi hung her head, " But I didn't MEAN to. I was only going to fire one last warning shot to
get the Ouji off our lawn and go back home. Besides I did it with the knowledge that you were both immortal and there's no
way I could have killed you if you were unable to be killed! " she cheered up, sweating.
" ...OH! Enma told us how we were killed! " Goku remembered.
" There was a "time-skip" that happened ironically during that moment you shot the bullet to when Kakarrotto and I
were hit. It's due to all the timelines we have and the universe was apparently "refreshing" itself. We were only mortal for
a few seconds or so while it was "skipping", and that just HAPPENED to be when we were shot. " Vegeta said dryly.
" So that's why your bodies remained warm the entire time you were dead. " Chi-Chi murmured to herself.
Vegeta looked down at his now hole-less chest, " Yeah, pretty much. "
" The mean old Enma is fixing all the otherworld laws back to normal now. " Goku finished, still hugging his fusion
family. He gently set the trio down and Vegeta squeezed out of the hug, walking away a few feet only to bump into something
huge and bright blue.
The ouji face-faulted, " ...Nappa? "
" Vegeta! Hi! " Nappa waved to him.
" ...why are you blue? "
" Because I had no body to come back to after you blew me up. " Nappa explained, blinking, " ...why DID you blow me
up? "
" Because you were acting stupid. "
" ... "
" ... "
Nappa sweatdropped.
" I HAD A MORE "EVIL" SET OF MORALS BACK THEN, ALRIGHT! " Vegeta exclaimed, annoyed.
" That wasn't evil Veggie, that was random. " Goku sweatdropped.
" Oh, you're the only one who can be random, huh? " Vegeta twitched, frustrated, then looked back over at Goku only
to see the large saiyajin with a clueless look on his face with his tongue hanging out the side while wearing a large,
mexican fruit-hat.
" He does pull off "random" pretty well, Vegeta. " Nappa said, impressed.
" Oh shuddup! " Vegeta sweatdropped, then looked back to see the hat now gone from Goku's head, " Kakarrotto what did
you do with the hat? "
" What hat? "
" ... "
" :) "
" ...uh-huh. " Vegeta said flatly.
" I thought you said they were DEAD. "
Vegeta glanced over to see Raditsu looking at Chi-Chi and the fusions, confused. Chi-Chi pointed up at Shenlong, who
had fallen asleep again. Both Nappa and Raditsu glanced up at him and gawked.
" Holy--- " Raditsu started in shock.
" --what the heck is THAT? " Nappa shouted, pointing at Shenlong.
" Oh, that's Shenlong, the giant, magical creature who grants us two wishes each year after we gather the dragonballs
together. " Vegeta said casually, acting royal.
" So, THAT is what grants wishes, not THESE? " Raditsu pointed to Shenlong, then to the dragonballs.
" Yup. Onna just used a wish to bring Kakarrotto and I back to life. " Vegeta nodded proudly.
" Wow... " Nappa said in awe.
Raditsu squinted up at Shenlong, " Is he...sleeping? " he sweatdropped, then froze when he felt something bouncing
around behind him, examining. Raditsu turned around to came face to forehead with Goku, " ...Kakarrotto? "
" MY BROTHER!! " Goku squealed excitedly.
" You might wanna take a small step a bit to the right there. " Vegeta warned.
Raditsu cocked an eyebrow, " What? Why--OOFH! " he yelped as Goku glomped and knocked him to the ground.
" OH NIICHAN I MISSED YOU SO MUCH--even though I do not know you very well--BUT YOU ARE FAMILY TO I AM HAPPY TO SEE
YOU!! " Goku grinned at him, then paused, " Is that a hole in your chest? "
" From the attack Piccolo killed us with? Yeah. " Raditsu said, " I'm a zombie. "
" ... " Goku paused, then beamed, " And that's OH-KAY! " he hopped off.
Raditsu looked over at Vegeta, a little freaked out, " Does he ALWAYS greet people this way? "
" Greet, comfort, console, surprise, congradulate, see off, you name it--there's a hug involved. " Vegeta sighed as
he listed the examples of situations-Goku-would-chose-to-hug-you-in.
" Oh.... " Raditsu said, uneasy, " That's a side-effect due to the amnesia, right? "
" Whatever floats your boat. "
" ... "
" WAHHHH!!! " a deep-voiced scream suddenly erupted from nearby. The group looked over at Nappa, who seemed to be
suddenly pulled upward by an unknown force while holding his hands gripping tightly on the front lawn with all his might.
" Nappa? " Vegeta asked, then paused as another scream suddenly came from beside him.
" WAHHHH!!! BARRIER!! " Raditsu shouted he formed a ki-barrier around him and looked up to see there was something
trying to pull his soul right back out of his body and up in the direction Nappa was attempting to keep from behing pulled in
as well.
" Huh. It seems Enma's trying to send you both back to hfil. " Vegeta observed.
" WELL STOP HIM!! " Raditsu shouted.
" I DON'T WANT TO DIE AGAIN!! " Nappa exclaimed, then felt his grip suddenly come loose. The giant bodyless saiyajin
hurtled upward until he disappeared, screaming.
Raditsu gulped, " That looks painful. "
" You think that's painful you should try having your body almost Uubu'd. " Vegeta muttered.
" "Uubu'd"? "
" Veggie means the process of losing your body and memory and sent off somewhere else to start over as someone else
like Enma did with Kid Buu and almost did to Veggie. " Goku explained.
" Oh. " Raditsu blinked, then screamed as the force sucked up his barrier and he clutched onto the lawn in a simliar
fashion as Nappa, " WWAAAAUGH!!! " he glanced up at them, " VEGETA IF I DON'T MAKE IT MAKE SURE I GET PUT IN ONE OF THOSE
GLASS THINGS, and don't shrink it, INSTEAD OF BACK WHERE YOU LEFT ME!! "
" Under the dirt? "
" YES! DON'T PUT ME UNDER THE DIRT! "
Goku cocked his head at the scene, then happily waddled over to Kinto'un and floated up to where Shenlong was
snoozing. The large saiyajin tapped Shenlong on the nose and giggled. Shenlong let out a snort and opened his eyes again.
" Ah, Son Goku. "
" Hi Shenlong-kun! " Goku waved to him, " Can I make a wish? "
" Is it void of any influence from both Chi-Chi AND Vegeta? "
" Yup! " Goku chirped.
" Alright then. State your wish. " Shenlong said.
Goku giggled again, then whispered something into Shenlong's ear.
" Ah. " Shenlong nodded. His eyes glowed yellow for a moment, " Your wish has been granted. "
Everyone suddenly turned to Shenlong, including Raditsu, who the force of gravity had suddenly decided to agree with
and caused him to fall back down onto the lawn.
" I bid thee well. " Shenlong nodded to them, then flew off into the sky, the dragonballs scattering off with him
with the exception of the four-star ball which Goku had decided to grab before it left as well.
" YOU made a wish? " Vegeta blinked, teleporting infront of Goku.
" What did you wish for? " Chi-Chi asked.
" That was kinda sudden. "
" What if we needed that wish for something important? "
" What did you say to him? " the gang crowded around him, Goku smiling happily at them.
Raditsu blinked and sat up, the only one not crowding around his brother. He stood up, then carefully turned to make
his exit.
The entire group turned to him at once. The larger saiyajin sweatdropped, then glanced over his shoulder and
nervously waved to them, " Bye! " he turned back to dash off only to have something grab his tail. He stopped running and
looked over his shoulder again only to see Vegeta holding onto his tail with one hand and talking to Goku.
" You felt SORRY for him? " Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Uh-huh. " Goku frowned, " I mean after all he is my brother and the holidays are coming up and Gohan and Goten get
along and Goggie and Ji-chan get along so why can't I get along with my brother as well. " Goku perked up, " Besides it is
MUCH nicer up here then to send him back down to hfil like Enma did to little Veggie! "
Raditsu tried to yank his tail out of Vegeta's hold but was surprised at how strong his grip was, " ? "
" Well you could've asked him first. " Vegeta sweatdropped, " What if your parents ended up in hfil as well? You
can't very well free every saiyajin from hfil because you feel sorry for them---I mean, at least not until I get my spaceship
built and we don't have to worry about all your baka friends messing things up. There are MILLIONS of saiyajins! I want them
all back too but we need to wish back the PLANET first so we have somewhere to PUT them all. " Vegeta explained.
" So...we make Veggie's pretty future-spaceship, then we wish back Bejito-sei, and THEN we wish back our families and
everyone else in our species? " Goku scratched his head.
" Exactly. " Vegeta said proudly.
" Ah, Vegeta? "
" Hm? " Vegeta looked up.
" I stopped running about 5 minutes ago. " Raditsu pointed out.
Vegeta looked down to see he was standing, " ...oh. Well then. " he let go of the largest saiyajin's tail.
Raditsu patted his hands where the hole through his heart and previously been only to find a solid mass back there
again as if there had been no hole at all. He lifted his hand curiously higher and his eyes widened to feel his own heartbeat
, " I'm alive? " he looked confused.
" I did it! " Goku chirped.
The older saiyajin blinked, unable to come up with something to say, " Thanks, Kakarrotto. " he shook his hand, " You
know, Nappa asked Vegeta back when they found out I first died, if they would use the dragonballs to wish me back, but Vegeta
said no because he wanted immortality. "
" Which I have! " Vegeta said with a huge grin on his face. Chi-Chi shuddered in the background.
" OOH! " Goku squealed suddenly, letting go of his hand, " You only knew Veggie for the first half of his life, and I
only knew Veggie for the second half! WE CAN TRADE FUNNY YET EMBARASSING VEGGIE-STORIES WITH EACH OTHER!! " he gushed
excitedly.
" WAHHH! " Vegeta fell over, twitching, then lept to his feet, " No, no you don't Kakarrotto. " he laughed nervously,
trying to push Goku off the front lawn.
" I have a really good one about the Mind-Control Planet 4D we blew up a few years before meeting you. " Raditsu
brought up.
Vegeta yelped, spun around, and started pushing Raditsu off the front lawn instead, " THAT IS CONFIDENTIAL
INFORMATION NOT TO BE HEARD WITHIN EARSHOT OF KAKARROTTO'S MUSH-FILLED MIND!! " he shouted.
" I'm getting the feeling a lot of stuff has happened to you since I died. " Raditsu sweatdropped in Vegeta's
direction.
" Yes. An awful lot. " Vegeta grumbled to him, " So many things that it would make your head spin at the mere thought
of them. "
" Bad? "
" ...more like uncomfortable. "
" ...oh. "
" LITTLE VEGGIE-CHAN!! " Goku called out to him.
Raditsu snickered, " Like that? "
Vegeta shuddered, sickened, " JUST like that. "
" Little Veggie-chan is my niichan coming home with me? " Goku asked from across the lawn.
Chi-Chi grabbed Goku by the ear, " GOKU-SAN! We can't take him home with us! He's a food-moocher! HE ATE EVERYTHING
TOUSSAN BOUGHT AT THE SUPERMARKET!! "
" I had a good reason. " Raditsu sweatdropped.
" But we're related. And I eat lots of food too. " Goku pouted.
" I'M NOT LETTING HIM STAY WITH US! WHAT IF HE SNITCHES OUR GRAND MASTER SCHEME TO THE OUJI!! " Chi-Chi screamed,
" HE LIVED WITH HIM UNTIL THE OUJI MET YOU! IF HE SNITCHES THEN YOU WON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT AND I WON'T GET WHAT I WANT! "
" Maybe I should just get my own house. " Raditsu spoke up.
" Oh nonsense! " Bulma said cheerfully, " You can stay with us! You'll be the perfect guinia-pig for my latest
experiment! "
" Guinia-pig? " Raditsu said uneasily.
" Bulma experiments on me all the time. " Vegeta grumbled, " That's how she was able to clone me. "
" Wait, you have a clone? " the larger saiyajin was becoming more confused and uneasy.
" Yes. V.2.......I dislike him. " Vegeta's eyes narrowed momentarily, " But he's frozen in a giant test-tube deep
within the bowels of Bulma's lab so it doesn't bother me much! " he said cheerfully, the narrowed his eyes, " ....yet. "
" ...I really think I'd rather live in my own house. " Raditsu decided.
Bulma pulled something out of her pocket, " Heh. This is a capsule house! The same size as most houses around here!
All you have to do is chose a spot you want to put it and toss it to the ground. The house will pop right out into normal
size! " she explained, holding it out infront of him, " IF you let me do just ONE little experiment. " she held up one finger
. Vegeta rolled his eyes and snatched the capsule out of her hand, " HEY! Vegeta! "
" Here. " Vegeta handed the capsule to Raditsu, " Your presence here indicates a possible shift between this timeline
and the one where in 100 years I lose my mind and supposedly dub Kakarrotto my "oujo". " he nodded, then smirked, " And the
more differences between here and there the better. "
" Do you know for sure that I wasn't brought back in the other timeline until the rest of the saiyajins were? "
" ... " Vegeta blinked.
" I mean, what if your future-self's wish was worded so that all saiyajin with the exception of you and my niichan
were sent back to Bejito-sei. " Raditsu thought outloud.
Vegeta paled, " That, would explain how Vejitto and Gogeta got to the planet ahead of Kakarrotto and I leaving
Earth. " he backed up and clutched his head in his hands, " Oh GOD!! How the heck am I supposed to know how I worded a wish
that hasn't been MADE yet!! "
" Ah, sorry about that. " Raditsu patted him on the head a couple times, " I'll be seeing you guys then. " he said.
Vegeta gasped, " Oh no...and what about all those mushy-moments I had with Kakarrotto back in otherworld? That's
practically FUEL for the FIRE!! " he exclaimed to himself, " I DON'T WANT TO END UP IN A NON-PLATONIC RELATIONSHIP WITH
KAKARROTTO!!! "
" Then I guess you shouldn't see the tapes Past Chi-Chi sent us. " Mirai came outside and held up the final tape.
" You watched the last one! What happened? " Bulma asked, curious.
" Ah, you shouldn't watch it either. " Mirai laughed nervously.
" Why not? " Bulma frowned.
" Well, it would make you nervous. " Mirai said, " AND, it would give Toussan a heart-attack. "
Vegeta paced back and forth, frighteningly muttering and counting to himself how many times a mushy-moment had
happened between Goku and himself while they were in otherworld. He stopped halfway through and began to shudder.
" Byebye Veggie! " Goku called out to him.
Vegeta looked over at the larger saiyajin. Goku smiled sweetly, then winked at him and teleported his family out of
sight.
" ...he winked at me? " Vegeta blinked, then turned to Bulma, worried, " WHY DID HE WINK AT ME!! "
" I don't know. Maybe he's grateful for you helping him earlier or something. " Bulma shrugged, then paused, " It
wasn't a, "suggestive" wink, was it? " she looked a bit nervous.
" I DON'T KNOW!! WHAT DOES A "SUGGESTIVE" WINK LOOK LIKE!! " Vegeta shrieked, frazzled.
" Like this. " Bulma said, then winked at him.
The ouji's pupils shrank down to two tiny black dots on his eyes, " WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! " Vegeta
screamed, throwing his arms up into the air and running back inside Capsule Corp.
" Oh my. " Bulma bit her lip, " Vegeta? VEGETA! GOKU PROBABLY DIDN'T MEAN IT! HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO BE SUGGESTIVE!
REALLY! " she shouted, running inside after him.
" It'll be alright, Mommy! " Vejitto dashed inside, " Toussan does stuff by accident all the time! "
" Yeah! It's nothing, really! " Gogeta followed Vejitto into the house, trying to calm down the little ouji.
Mirai and chibi Trunks shrugged at each other, then went inside after them, leaving Raditsu alone on the front lawn.
Raditsu sighed, confused, " This, has been a very, strange day. "
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7:15 PM 12/10/2003
THE END!
Chuquita: Ta-da!
Vegeta: This chapter looks just as long as the last one.
Chuquita: (sighs) I know, I got carried away. (perks up) BUT, my 5th Piccolo one-shot, which I'm writing after this, WILL be
a normal size!
Vegeta: And then we'll get the Christmas special and the chapters will be HUGE again.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) But hopefully not THIS huge.
Vegeta: (nods) Exactly.
Chuquita: (to audiance) I decided to keep Raditsu on after all. I'm not sure what I'm gonna do with him yet, but I know he
could be of some help to the others, especially since he's at least 5 years older than Veggie which gives him the clearest
memory of saiyajin customs etc and other things that Veggie may have been too young to remember. Veggie was a kid when
Bejito-sei blew up, but Raditsu had to be in his early or even mid-teens. I'm not sure how much older he is than Goku,
but since I did see him in the flashback where Bejito brought a bunch of saiyajin on a mission to rescue
Veggie, I'm guessing his age difference between him and Goku is about the same as Gohan and Goten.
Goku: (still playing with fusion-plushies) (chirps) Ironic!
Chuquita: (happily) That it is! And now, to avoid this chapter from getting even bigger than it is already, let's jump right
to the reviewer replies!
To Rissa of the Saiya-Jin: Thanks so much! This is definately my favorite dbz movie! I'm still gonna get to writing that
dbz movie 8 parody though eventually. Goku & Veggie were so entertaining in needle mountain. Especially all those expressions
Veggie made after Goku told him he was already dead :D I made a bunch of screenshots from the movie while I watched it and
wrote the fic. I'm planning on making a collage of the screenshots to put on deviantart :)
To Nuki: Glad you liked it! Heh, this chapter's length'll probably tire you out. Sorry it got so long. I did use your version
of Fat Goggie though! :D
To Nekoni: Heehee, we have a lot of ducks around here in the spring/summertime. There's even a duck-crossing sign by the
park with the silouette of a mother duck and a bunch of baby ducks behind her on it. If Chi-Chi had been any slower than she
was on her way to wishing them back, she probably would've gotten killed--or at least maimed. Once the fusions saw their
parents were back they forgot about Chi-Chi and just glomped onto their Mommy and Daddy instead :) There is nothing I
could possibly think of in a future story that would need me to try out an R rating. It would have to be something very big
that even this rating couldn't handle, and I can't think of what that would be ^_^;; Actually that part of the ending changed
since I wrote that Goku wouldn't remember. He did end up finding out from the fusions in the end. The fusions did sing a few
lines from the song :)
To Cathowl: Oh Vegeta had his tail in this story, I just didn't mention the tails that much this time. He & Goku have had
theirs for a while now :D Heehee, your Kakarrotto is so protective. Heh, poor Veggie's gonna be nervous.
Vegeta: Not if I plug my ears with these giant earmuffs! (puts earmuffs on his head)
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) ...
To Cathowl: Anyways, Ouji seems like a nice person, good luck on the trip back home!
To the one known as...wait...thinking: What happened to Past Chi-Chi is revealed in this chapter :) The longest chapter I've
written was the part 4 to "On the Spot". It was 125kb and I nearly burned-out typing it all :D
To Hakura: Glad you liked the saiyajin kareoke party! :) Goodluck if you decide to draw it!
To JSF: Lol! I'm not sure how I thought up Nappa possessing Chi-Chi. There's a lot of buddy-moments in this chapter too :)
I made a screenshot of that Veggie-gets-fondled moment. He's in such an embarassing position as it is already even without
the luv-tap :D
To Kalendral: Aww, so happy you liked the Corner! It actually wasn't too hard to combine the movie and story because there
were so many gaps the movie left between scenes. I think they really wanted to make sure the movie filled up 45 minutes, and
they did a good job of it too! And since they did that it let me add in a bunch of stuff also!
To TheFireV: Nice Chi-Chi won the fight with Veggie. I'm really thinking about writing a one-shot of it so everyone can see
what the fight was like and such :)
To dglsprincess105: She's alright :D A few bruises and cuts, but Past Chi-Chi'll survive, especially since she and Goku have
the senzu beans. The other Veggie'll be alright too, but he only gets a half a senzu so he can think about the bad things
he's done while healing ^_^ I'd luv to do another PG-13. The movie 8 parody may be PG-13 because of that huge intense battle
at the end. I'm also thinking of a possible future fic that may end up PG-13 where Goku goes to Shenlong's Island and asks
him if he can wish to know what it would be like if he were really Veggie's oujo for a day. Dunno if that one'll be written
or not though.
To BlackDragonFury: The heeheehee song is in ep #275, but if you use the dub numbers it'd be #260. It's one of the 4 episodes
where Goku and Veggie are inside Buu and Buu fights them inside his body and Goku and Veggie do the cheek-to-cheek ki-blast
and at the end Buu attempts to absorb Veggie's unconsious body. Anime Collision (who I mentioned the last chapter) has their
episodes back up so you can go to the page there and click on #275 :) Goku sings the song while hovering around Veggie in a
circle. I actually have 18 fic-ideas on my upcoming stories list but I'd be glad to hear your idea too!
To Saiyajin-Neko: *embarassed* Ahh, so sorry I mixed up Janemba & Pikkon's names! Heh, I was probably thinking of one when
I meant the other or something. ^_^;; That happens sometimes when I look back over really big chapters, I miss some of my
mistakes. Hope you like the chapter!
To Sinah: Ah, I just came back from one of my exams too. 'English Composition'. I had to write an essay, which actually
wasn't as stressful as the previous two were. I'm glad I added in Raditsu and Nappa! I got the idea partly due to the gt
episode where all the villains escape in a similar way as they did in this movie, but Nappa is actually one of the villains
who's shown escaping. V.2 quickly kills him again though ^_^;; Weirdly enough they didn't show Raditsu in that episode.
Yeah, Chi-Chi is trying to be a better person, or at least the person she used to be before Gohan and Veggie. I have a fic
planned where some of the gang goes to the future and finds out that Chi-Chi never does lose her mind, but someone they never
expected to go off the deep end does. Glad it helped about the Pikkon scenes!
To Callimogua: Heehee, not only did Veggie get fondled, by Goku, but he was in an awkward position and got the most horrified
look on his face while & after it happened :D
To Maria S.: Hai, I did go with option B. I'm not sure what I'm going to do with Raditsu yet, but he is alive and he is there
now :)
Chuquita: (happily) And that's the end of the story!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) It's EXACTLY the same size as the last chapter.
Chuquita: And that's oh-kay!
Goku: (putting fusion-plushies in their own little plushie-sized beds) Nap-time for my babies! (sweetly tucks them in)
Vegeta: (looks at the two little plushie-filled beds on the desk) Uh-huh.
Chuquita: I have just one lil thing left to do before we go. I had a poll a lil while ago in one of my doodles at deviantart,
but since it's pertaining to the other dbz movie-parody that I'll eventually write, I'd like to ask it here. Near the end of
movie 8, Veggie starts falling ooc, almost to the whole damsel-in-distress point instead of just launching himself head-on
into battle against the bad guy. Personally I'd like to change it in my parody so that he does launch straight into the
battle and start fighting Brolli. But I wanna know what you guys think, since it will inevitably change a part of the final
battle of the story. Should I keep Veggie's role the same in the parody as in the movie near that end part, or change it so
he's not afraid that Brolli's a super saiyajin and just fights him anyway?
Vegeta: (suspicous) I still get to fight him either way, right?
Chuquita: That's right.
Vegeta: (snorts) Well I'd rather save myself then be saved by THIS-- (points to Goku, who is now suddenly in scuba-gear)
Goku: (happily waves to Veggie)
Vegeta: (shakes his head, confused) WHA?! (blinks only to see Goku back in his gi) ... (insert eerie silence).
Goku: (tilts his head) Whatsa matter Veggie? (grins)
Vegeta: ...you frighten me, you know that?
Goku: (chirps) Cheesecake!
Vegeta: (uneasily) Heh-heh...right.
Chuquita: (waves goodbye) See you next time for the Piccolo one-shot everybody! Here's its summary!
Summary: Bigger is better, right? Piccolo uses one of his little-used powers in dbz to take over the world.
His ability to change his size. After all, who's going to disagree with a 500 foot namekian? And what happens when Dende
decides to actually try to stop him this time by using his own body enlarging powers? And what about Mr. Popo's secret plan
to save the day? Will it actually work?
Chuquita: Find out next time! Bye!
Goku: (waves plushies in the air) BYEBYE!!
Vegeta: Bye.