Inuyasha's Day Off

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or any other anime.

K.H.: "At the time that I began writing this, I only saw 2 episodes of Inuyasha. I don't remember much about the first one except that there was some strange mask involved, but the second one was when Inuyasha turned into a human & a spider head injected poison into him. Ok, enough of me blabbing on..."

Inuyasha: "Yes, spare us you stupid girl."

K.H.: "Kagome."

Kagome: "SIT BOY!!!"

*Inuyasha's rosary glows & he falls flat on his face*

Inuyasha: "Ouch! Bitch..."

K.H.: "Ok, on with the story!" ^^*

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It's morning & Kagome walks out of her house.

She stretches, yawns, & glances around, "Where is he?"

She walks over to the well & looks around again, "Inuyasha!"

Inuyasha's head & chest appear below the leaves of a nearby tree, obviously hanging upside down, "I'm right here, what's wrong?"

Kagome looks over at him & smiles, "We're going to be doing something different today. We're taking a break from finding the Shikon jewel shards- "

"WHAT???" Inuyasha shouts, "THERE'S NO TIME FOR A BREAK!!!!"

Kagome gets a little angry, "Don't make me give the command."

Inuyasha hushes & groans, "Alright, what are we going to be doing today?"

Kagome grins, "Well, I'm off of school for a week since there's a fair & I was wondering..."

Inuyasha crosses his arms & closes his eyes, ~Here we go...~

"I was wondering if maybe you & I could go. Shippou could come too!" Kagome exclaims.

Inuyasha grunts with his arms still crossed & his eyes still closed, "No, I'm not going to some stupid fair."

Kagome continues to grin, "Aw, come on! It'll be loads of fun!"

Inuyasha pulls himself back up onto the tree branch, "I'm not going or coming down until you agree that we continue our search for the jewel shards."

Kagome grins evilly, "You forgot one little thing..."

Inuyasha looks at her, "What?"

"I can make you come down... SIT BOY!!!" Kagome yells.

The rosary on Inuyasha's neck glows & he falls out of the tree & slams into the ground hard.

He grumbles while he's face down in the dirt, "Damn you Kagome..."

Kagome walks up to his side & looks down at him with the same evil smirk, "So you'll go with me to the fair?"

"Keep dreaming," Inuyasha retorts.

Kagome growls & shouts out about 50 more 'Sit boy' commands, one after the other.

After the final one, tear drops form at the ends of Inuyasha's eyes, "Alright, I'll go to the stupid fair with you, just please stop giving sit commands!"

Kagome chuckles, "I just knew that you would see things my way."

Inuyasha just lies there, smarting from his aching muscles.

Kagome helps him up, "Go get Shippou."

Inuyasha growls, "Going to the fair with you is bad enough, but bringing that fox along?"

Kagome glares at Inuyasha with her hands on her hips, "It's either we bring Shippou, or I'll say about a hundred more commands."

Inuyasha's eyes widen & his attitude totally changes toward her, "I'll go get Shippou right away!"

He runs & jumps into the well, grumbling on the way down, "Stupid fair, stupid girl, STUPID FOX!"

Kagome waits next to the well for Inuyasha's return with the little fox demon known as Shippou.

Inuyasha jumps out a few minutes later holding Shippou with one of his hands, "I'm back."

He lands just outside of the well next to Kagome & drops Shippou, "Here, I got Shippou."

After recovering from being dropped, Shippou jumps up & leaps up onto Kagome, "Kagome!"

Kagome smiles & hugs Shippou, "Hello Shippou, nice to see you too! Did Inuyasha tell you what we're doing today?"

Shippou nods, "He told me that we were going to a fair, though, he didn't seem too enthusiastic about it."

Inuyasha crosses his arms, turns away, & closes his eyes in one swift movement, "What is there to be enthusiastic about?"

Kagome stands up, "Why are you so negative & mean all the time Inuyasha? You act totally different when you're human, you were kind... or have you forgotten what happened?"

Inuyasha turns his head slightly & stares at her, except this time without the same coldness as usual, "I remember... you had shed tears for me."

He turns fully towards her & stares at her for a few more seconds before he narrows his eyes, "Lets get going before I turn old & gray."

Shippou turns into a small balloon & floats over next to Inuyasha, "Oooh! Inuyasha has a sense of humor!"

Inuyasha closes his eyes again, groans, & slams his fist down on top of Shippou's noggin, "Shut up fox."

Shippou hits the ground & clutches the top of his head where Inuyasha had hit him, "You're mean Inuyasha!"

"Only when you tick me off," Inuyasha replies.

Kagome sighs, "Knock it off both of you."

Inuyasha looks at her, "Let's just get to the fair already!"

Kagome groans, "Hai, let's just get to the fair before any of us gets killed. But Inuyasha, you'll need to wear a hat."

"Aw, come on!" Inuyasha compains loudly.