**I don't own any LOTR anything .

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My sister told me this one night so I just HAD to write it.

By Leah

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"That is no orc horn" Legolas said.

The 3 friends ,Aragorn,Legolas and Gimli ran

up the stairs. There they saw a lot of elves marching up to Helms Deep. Aragorn welcomed them with a smile (Really ugly one but hey

what do you get with Viggo?) Then he noticed a fair 'she' elve he ran to her calling

"EVENSTAR EVENSTAR ARWEN ARWEN MY LOVE!"

"Hello AR-A-GORN" She said coldly

"What's is the matter? Come walk with me"

Eowyn watched this, tears in her eyes 'how could Aragorn do this to her how how

how SHE LOVED HIM! not some SHE ELVE Eowyn wanted to ring her filthy

little neck. She ran after them.

"Now" Said Aragorn to Arwen "Tell me of your troubles"

"My Trouble is YOU Estel!"Cried Arwen

Eowyn saw hope!

"Oh yes Estel I know! I JUST came here to tell you that IT'S OVER I am not going

to stay here ,with a loser cheating like you I'm going with my DADDY! Yes I know

about the the the THE BLOND ONE!"

Eowyn was sooo happy! Aragorn loved HER not some SHE ELVE her her her he-

"I know not of what you speak" Said Aragorn

'What?' Thought Eowyn

"If you speak of Eowyn white lady of Rohan I love her not" Said Aragorn

"No I know you would go as low now as HER!" Arwen screamed

Eowyn sank to her knees tears in her eyes.

"I speak of the OTHER blond one" said Arwen "LEGOLAS!"

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* Ok so did you like it I know it's short. I really do not like slash but whatever i really

don't like A/L Oh well it was fun to write . Please Reveiw

Luv Leah :)