Jeopardy! Kim Possible Style.
(Establishing shot): Jeopardy! Set in the Middleton High Auditorium.
Announcer: This IS Jeopardy! High School edition. Here is the host of our show, Wade! (Wade walks out in a tux): Hello, everyone, and welcome to Jeopardy! Let's meet our contestants. First, from Middleton. well. um. they're all from Middleton. Aww, who cares! First, we have Ronald Stoppable. Ron, it says here you invented the Naco? Ron: That's right, Wade. A zesty, yet delicate combination of tacos and nachos. A true flavor sensation. Wade: Whatever. Moving on, we have Dr. Drakken. Doctor, why do you wish to take over the world?
Dr. D: I had a lousy childhood, and I blame my uncle Elmo for that. He lived with our family and man was he MEAN!
Wade: OOOOK. And last, our returning champion, Kimberly Possible. Kim, it says you are perfect. What's it like?
KP: It's ok. People are nice to me, except for the villains. They're usually mean. Dr. D: NOW you see why I went bad? Wade: Ok, ok, settle down, people. Let's view our categories. We have: Animology, Villains, "A", Big Smelly Cheese, and finally, "but"s. Kim, you go first. V KP: I'll take "but"s for $200, Wade. Dr. D: Ha ha, you said butts! KP: I did not! I said '"but"s'! Dr. D: Oh. I wasn't paying attention. Sorry! Ron: I never thought you said butts. KP: Thanks, Ron. Ron: No prob, KP. Wade: I hate to interrupt your conversation. The clue is: A clumsy person or a candy bar. Dr. D: Kim Possible's buffoonish sidekick?
Wade: No. Ron: HEY! I have a name you know! Wade: Ron? Ron: What? Wade: You rang in. Ron: No I didn't. Rufus: Rufusdid. Wade: Your answer, please. Ron: Uhh. A henweigh. Wade: What's a henweigh?
Ron: About five pounds. Wade: Ugh. (Dr. D. hits Ron.)
Ron (rubbing arm): OW! Wade: Time's up! The answer was "but"terfingers. Kim, select again. KP: Ok. Um. Big Smelly Cheese for $400. Wade: Who melted a big smelly cheese in an attempt to take over the world?
Dr. D: Me!! Wade: No. Sorry. Dr. D: SORRY?!? I melted a big cheese. Ron: SO YOU ADMIT IT!
Dr. D: I didn't say that! Wade: Kim?
KP: Who is Dr. Drakken? Wade: Correct. Dr. D: But I SAID it was me!
Ron: Tough tacos. KP: Knock it off, you two!
Wade: Thanks, Kim.
Kim: I want Animology for $1000. Wade: Who's the amateurish villain who thought Kim was his soul mate because of Animology?
Dr. D: Who is Gill?
Wade: No. Dr. D. Arrgh! Kim: Ugh. him. Senior Senior Jr. Wade: Yup. KP: I'll take Villains for $600. Wade: It's the villain with blue skin. Dr. D: Me. Wade: No. Kim?
KP: Who is Dr. Drakken?
Wade: Yes. Select again. Dr. D: What is the matter with you? I said it was me!
Wade: I know. I just don't like you. Ron: I think my clicker thingy broke. Rufus: Sorry Wade: We'll be right back... (gives the cut to commercial signal)
TBC - 1 Chapter to go.
(Establishing shot): Jeopardy! Set in the Middleton High Auditorium.
Announcer: This IS Jeopardy! High School edition. Here is the host of our show, Wade! (Wade walks out in a tux): Hello, everyone, and welcome to Jeopardy! Let's meet our contestants. First, from Middleton. well. um. they're all from Middleton. Aww, who cares! First, we have Ronald Stoppable. Ron, it says here you invented the Naco? Ron: That's right, Wade. A zesty, yet delicate combination of tacos and nachos. A true flavor sensation. Wade: Whatever. Moving on, we have Dr. Drakken. Doctor, why do you wish to take over the world?
Dr. D: I had a lousy childhood, and I blame my uncle Elmo for that. He lived with our family and man was he MEAN!
Wade: OOOOK. And last, our returning champion, Kimberly Possible. Kim, it says you are perfect. What's it like?
KP: It's ok. People are nice to me, except for the villains. They're usually mean. Dr. D: NOW you see why I went bad? Wade: Ok, ok, settle down, people. Let's view our categories. We have: Animology, Villains, "A", Big Smelly Cheese, and finally, "but"s. Kim, you go first. V KP: I'll take "but"s for $200, Wade. Dr. D: Ha ha, you said butts! KP: I did not! I said '"but"s'! Dr. D: Oh. I wasn't paying attention. Sorry! Ron: I never thought you said butts. KP: Thanks, Ron. Ron: No prob, KP. Wade: I hate to interrupt your conversation. The clue is: A clumsy person or a candy bar. Dr. D: Kim Possible's buffoonish sidekick?
Wade: No. Ron: HEY! I have a name you know! Wade: Ron? Ron: What? Wade: You rang in. Ron: No I didn't. Rufus: Rufusdid. Wade: Your answer, please. Ron: Uhh. A henweigh. Wade: What's a henweigh?
Ron: About five pounds. Wade: Ugh. (Dr. D. hits Ron.)
Ron (rubbing arm): OW! Wade: Time's up! The answer was "but"terfingers. Kim, select again. KP: Ok. Um. Big Smelly Cheese for $400. Wade: Who melted a big smelly cheese in an attempt to take over the world?
Dr. D: Me!! Wade: No. Sorry. Dr. D: SORRY?!? I melted a big cheese. Ron: SO YOU ADMIT IT!
Dr. D: I didn't say that! Wade: Kim?
KP: Who is Dr. Drakken? Wade: Correct. Dr. D: But I SAID it was me!
Ron: Tough tacos. KP: Knock it off, you two!
Wade: Thanks, Kim.
Kim: I want Animology for $1000. Wade: Who's the amateurish villain who thought Kim was his soul mate because of Animology?
Dr. D: Who is Gill?
Wade: No. Dr. D. Arrgh! Kim: Ugh. him. Senior Senior Jr. Wade: Yup. KP: I'll take Villains for $600. Wade: It's the villain with blue skin. Dr. D: Me. Wade: No. Kim?
KP: Who is Dr. Drakken?
Wade: Yes. Select again. Dr. D: What is the matter with you? I said it was me!
Wade: I know. I just don't like you. Ron: I think my clicker thingy broke. Rufus: Sorry Wade: We'll be right back... (gives the cut to commercial signal)
TBC - 1 Chapter to go.