Chapter 10. COMMENCE Operation: Ass BEATDOWN!
12:05AM. City Hall Gates. Lemur City.
Quatre and Heero waited for a while at the gates. Wufei and Duo had not returned YET!!!
Quatre took out his Magnums and sighed, "I'm getting worried… I'm going to search for them."
Heero blocked his path, Sub Machine Guns in hand. "What if those knuckleheads are trying to ditch us?"
Quatre shook his fuzzy blonde head, "NO way!! Wufei and I are partners!!!! And….. What the fuck is SO funny??!"
The Perfectionist walked through the gates and chuckled, "Too-fucking-easy…"
Quatre followed after him, "WHAT?!"
Suddenly a bunch of zombie dogs came flying through a store window, across the street. They all landed upon the street, dropping pieces of their flesh to the ground. They spotted Quatre.
"GggggGGggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRrrRRrRrRrrr!!" The Decayed Mutts snarled at Quatre, before running towards him.
Quatre blasted dogs with a Magnum round, causing their bodies to explode. It's when the rest of the mutts got too close, Quatre went ape shit.
One zombie mongrel jumped at Quatre, who stepped aside. It went slamming into the gate. Before it could slide down, The Sweet Nightmare kicked it into the adjacent wall.
Another ghoulish dog tried to get Quatre on the low ground. Quatre flipped into the air and opened fire, while twirling in mid air, blasting the beast to another level of hell. He landed right in front of another dog--- a normal dog.
He was hiding until he saw that the Peace-Loving Preventer had killed ALL the BAD evil zombie dogs. He wanted to be friends with Quatre and love him forever and-----
"Take this---BITCH!!!" He kicked the dog through the store window.
"aWOOOOOOOoooooo!!!"
Quatre gasped, "Uhm… sorry, nice doggy!" He waited for the pooch to step out from the debris…. "Oh dear! I'll pray for you…."
He turned to head through the gates, when he suddenly heard a familiar squeal. He quickly turned around and grunted, "A Stalker!?!?"
"YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!" The enhanced mutant crept out of the demolished store window, dog in hand. He leaped over the mess and stomped towards Quatre.
"Oh!! Doggie!!!" The Baby-Face Killer whimpered. "Don't hurt that dog! It's ME you w----"
The red Stalker suddenly crushed the dog in his bare hands. Viscera and bones started plopping to the ground. Blood began to drip from the mutant's curled claws.
"Oh!!! You're horrible!!!" Quatre cried. He suddenly felt weird…. REAL WEIRD…. Zero System weird… "YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD---BASTARD!!!!"
"Yyyiaeee!?!?" The BASTARD paused. He suddenly dropped the dog and went barreling towards Quatre. "AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH!!!!!!"
Quatre met the Hunter halfway and gave it an uppercut to the chin. He grabbed one of its claws and slammed it over his shoulders. Quatre flipped backwards in the air, avoiding a slashing claw.
The hideous anomaly removed itself from the ground and went after Quatre. The Blonde Brawler was waiting with a swift kick to the crotch. As the creature faltered to the ground Quatre flipped over the Stalker's shoulder. Before the Voracious Oddity could turn around Quatre grabbed its head and shoved it into the asphalt.
KRAK!!! The impact crushed the Stalker's skull. IT'S FUCKING HEAD SPLIT OPEN!!!
Quatre rolled away and flipped to his feet. He calmly walked through towards the City Hall Gates…
"Well, DAAAAAAAAAAMN!" Duo called out standing in front of the door next to the messed up store. He watched the whole thing between Quatre and the Stalker. "You don't play!"
"Well…" Quatre wiped the sweat from his brow and huffed, "I have a mission, Mr. Maxwell…" He noticed Duo's… inventory…. "Why are you carrying all that?"
"Oh? This?" Duo placed the car tire, D batteries, nail polish, and rack of spice down upon the ground. "These are just key items for the trolley."
Quatre made an odd expression, "Oh really?"
"YEAH!"
"Where's Wufei?"
Duo picked up all the 'key items' and headed towards the gates. "He should be right behind----"
Wufei strolled through the door. "I'm here." He spoke somberly.
"And where's your 'key items'?" Quatre asked.
Wufei pointed towards Duo. "There they are."
"Uhm----"
"IT WILL WORK!"
Quatre backed away and exclaimed, "Okay! OKAY! Slow your Role, Chang!"
Wufei stormed past Quatre.
What's his problem? I sense a disturbance… well, BESIDES the norm. He's hiding something from me. What can it be?
"HOLY SHIT, MAN!!!!" Duo yelled from the other side of the City Hall Gates.
Wufei and Quatre went running towards the gates. They were relieved to see Duo alive and well…
"WOW!!! That looks SO kewl!!!! I love the BOOTS!!!!!" Duo was freaking out over Heero's new and reluctant look….
And NOT the pile of re-dead corpses he made when a bunch of zombies tried to gang up on him earlier (FAILING MISERABLY).
"Where did you GO?!!" Duo implored.
Wufei snorted, "A CLUB…. Maybe?"
Quatre shot a nasty elbow in his side.
"OW!!!! What did you do that for?!?!"
The Pseudo Pacifist spoke out, "So YOU were also preoccupied with 'other' matters."
"Yes…. "Heero nodded. He swatted Duo away. "Stop it, Baka!!!!"
Duo pouted. He REALLY wanted the damn shirt. He walked off anyway.
Heero stared at him for a minute….. oddly and continued, "You ran into trouble out there?"
"Yes, I also came across Wufei and Duo." Quatre informed. "Are we ready?"
Wufei pulled out of his pockets; a bottle of motor oil, a glow in the dark key chain, and fuse---that just HAPPENED to be compatible with trolleys in Lemur City.
"Along with Duo's stash, this should get the train going."
Heero walked down the sidewalk, he passed by a corpse lying against the wall. Playing Possum. He realized. How predictable.
He suddenly smashed his heavy, yet stylish, boot through the creep's head. Its arms went flailing uncontrollably as it slumped over and died….. permanently.
The Perfect Club Kid looked ahead and saw that this narrow walkway was very busy… with hungry zombies. All went lurching at him.
"Let's go…" Heero smirked.
Just before Heero could steal the spotlight for #1 Ass-Kicker, Duo steps in front of him!!!
"LOOK!!!! AT LEAST let me wear the shirt while you brawl!!!" Duo pleaded. "I'm fast enough to keep it from getting dirty----Mmrph!!!"
Heero grabbed Duo by his face and slung him to the side. "Get out of the way, BAKA!!!" He shouted as he kicked the first zombie in the eye.
The other two zombies went lumbering towards Heero----probably digging that shirt as well. Heero punched the one on the left in the neck and kicked him into the one on the right. He picked up a nearby trash can and launched it at the other 6 zombies further down the path.
Heero then took out another set of toys he found at the decimated warehouse: Twin Tonfas!!!! "I have GOTS to try this!" He said to himself.
"UUUUUUURRRRRRRG!!!!" Groaned some more zombies approaching Heero.
"Be careful with the shirt!!" Duo called out.
Heero narrowed his eyes at Duo, "Gee thanx."
"You are so welcome, dude!"
SUDDENLY the ground underneath them rumbled.
RUMBLE!!!!!
Everyone lost balance and fell to the ground…. Even the zombies!!! Shortly after, Quatre and Wufei came racing through the door behind Duo. They were terrified. Both Preventers held the door close when suddenly the door banged off its hinges and revealed the ARCHFIEND'S huge arms trying to get through.
Duo scrambled to his feet and yelled. He took to running…. And bumped into Heero from behind. He was already up and back to brawling against the last few zombies with his new weapons.
"HN-----AAAAH!!!" Heero went crashing into a zombie, caving its chest in as they hit the ground…..
The ground that suddenly went to SHAKING and breaking apart RIGHT under them!!!!
(INSERT VARIOUS SHAKING AND BREAKING NOISES HERE!!!!)
Quatre and Wufei were rocked to the ground, and the ARCHFIEND came stomping through. Crushing them from under the fallen door.
"AAAAAAAAAArgh!!!!!" Wufei yelled. "He's FUCKING heavy!!!"
The ARCHFIEND'S eye caught sight of Duo. That Braided Motherfucker who stabbed him earlier in the fic!!! He couldn't recognize the guy in the flashy and utterly pimped out shirt. BUT NONE of that MATTERED.
The ARCHFIEND had his twisted mind set on KILLING Duo. Once that's done, he'll snag that shirt. Damn it's cool. I could probably get chicks—I'd definitely stand out at the club. I love how it SPARKLES!!! I-I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! I MUST GET THAT SPARKLY SHIRT!!!
"SPARKLES!!!!" The ARCHFIEND roared. He stomped straight towards Heero.
Heero blinked, "Hn---What did he say?!?"
Duo yanked Heero up and warned, "DUDE!!! He wants your shirt!!!"
The ARCHFIEND was NOW towering over the both of them. "SPARKLES!!!"
(Funny how the zombies soon leave the scene, when the ARCHFIEND arrives…)
Before the mercenaries could think of what to do, the ARCHFIEND punched Duo in the chest, sending him flying down the walkway and into a door. The Giant Freak grabbed Heero by the neck and lifted him in the air.
"SPARKLES!"
"Take THIS!!!" Quatre and Wufei shouted as they slammed the heavy and unhinged door into ARCHFIEND'S back like a battering ram.
Of course this caused for ARCHFIEND to drop Heero. The Beast went staggering down the walkway. Then he noticed Duo's fallen form and roared.
"TWO!!"
Heero got to his feet and grunted, "Where does that fucker think he's------Oh my damn!!!" He ran after the ARCHFIEND who was about to attack a helpless and knocked out Duo. "DUO!!! WAKE UP!!!"
"Duo!!!" Wufei called out. He also went running after ARCHFIEND.
"STOP HIM!!!" Quatre screamed, doing the same.
Duo began to stir, as all the noise and STOMPING made their way into his brain…. WAIT?!?! What's that STOMPING noise?!? Duo's violet eyes shot open just as the ARCHFIEND was about to step on him. He sat up and screamed, "NOT YOU AGAIN!!!"
Heero tackled the ARCHFIEND from behind slamming him into the ground right next to Duo. The Mercenary of Death tried scampered away, but the ARCHFIEND grabbed his ankle and squeezed hard. Wufei, showed up, and jumped upon the ARCHFIEND'S arm and began kicking the Large Creep in the head. Quatre pulled Duo away.
The ARCHFIEND started to get up, with both Heero and Wufei on him. Quatre spotted a lead pipe nearby and picked it up.
"Stay DOWN!!!" The Meek Sheik ordered and smashed the pipe in the ARCHFIEND'S legs.
The ARCHFIEND roared in pain. He also swatted Quatre into a door (leading to the trolley door). He reached back and smacked Wufei and Heero off his back like fleas!!! Both boys went flying into Quatre.
Quatre WAS about to get up until….. "Oh…. no-----OOOOONPHA!!!"
ARCHFIEND looked over at Duo. He growled. "TWO!!"
Duo screamed. He ran back towards the demolished door where he came from, The ARCHFIEND grabbed his braid and yanked him back.
"OUCH!!! BITCH!!!" Duo grumbled. "Take---THIS!!!" He slammed his elbow into the ARCHFIEND'S groin to counter. "OWOOOWWWOWOW!!!!" (Mission Unsuccessful).
Suddenly the hand tentacle came out lashing and whipping around. It was getting closer and closer to Duo's face…..
Duo gawked at it…. "Yo, man----what's going HERE!!!? LET me GO!!! This AIN'T that kind of-----ACK!!!"
QUAKE!!!! RUMBLE!! STIIIIIR!!!! (AND MORE RUMBLING NOISES!!!!)
Another earthquake erupted!! The ground under the ARCHFIEND and Duo started giving in!!!
Quatre, Wufei, and Heero were clinging to the door for support, but it wasn't safe anymore. They had to leave for the trolley, which was behind THIS VERY door!!! But Duo was in danger!!!
"We…… HAVE TO….. save him!!!" Quatre stammered, struggling against the shockwaves.
Wufei cursed, but agreed.
Just as they were about to crawl toward Duo and the ARCHFIEND, Heero shoved them both back.
"I'll get him." Heero announced. He stood up, despite the violent shaking of the ground. "Get that trolley started."
Wufei and Quatre started to argue about team—this and team-that, when Heero turned around and punched the off its hinges and yelled, "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!"
"Uh…." Quatre and Wufei uttered before scurrying through the doorway. "O-kay!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAyh!!!" Duo shouted as the ARCHFIEND's hoisted him overhead and got ready to throw him into the breaking ground
Heero ran towards the ARCHFIEND with the fallen lead pipe. "Omae o Korosu--MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
FWOOSH! Heero swung HARD.
BAW!!! Heero hit HARD!
He broke A LOT of things in the ARCHFIEND'S anatomy: ribs, vital organs, his FUCKING SPINE!!! ANYwhoo, the ARCHFIEND dropped Duo and fell to the ground. This caused the unstable ground to finally collapse right under them.