Well, due to the instant popularity of this fic, I have decided that I
would write a continuing chapter as soon as I could get to it. Now we all
get to find out what's gonna happen to Koenma and all that good stuff.
Kurama: Personally, I have no idea how in the world you could come up with this plot.
SS: Well, duh, this is what happens when you are sugar high!
Hiei: Really? I should try that someday....
SS: Well, okay then, I guess we'll just continue this nice little plot now.
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Yusuke:
Damn you guys. What the hell are you really thinking? You should know that I would PAY to see that happen. We need videotape. Anyone who wants to stick around for that full time, I will pay them to give me the tape afterwards. Just sleep with him Kuwabara, I doubt that you'll do anything. You know, just do a little strip-tease act and then just tell him all the stuff he wants to hear and you should be fine. If you have no idea what the hell we are all talking about, DON'T ASK!!!! Leave a message after the stupid beep thing. *Beep*
Kuwabara:
YOU GUYS ARE SO GOD DAMN UNFAIR!!! I don't understand why I have to be the one to go and sleep with the guy. I mean, EVERYONE thinks that Kurama is gay, WHY DON'T WE SEND HIM???? Honestly, YOU ALL KNOW WHO I LIKE!!!! .........STUPID BUTTON, I CAN NEVER FIND IT!!!! FUC---- *Beep*
Kurama:
If anyone has heard Kuwabara's message lately, I think that's all the more reason to give him to the kid. *Beep*
Hiei:
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL CALLING MY HOUSE??? I HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE WARNED YOU ABOUT CALLING MY HOUSE!!! ARE YOU NOT FRIGHTENED OR SOMETHING?? I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!!! AND ONCE I FIND YOU, I'LL RIP OFF EVERY LIMB THAT IS ATTACHED TO YOUR BODY, AND I MEAN EVERY ONE!!! By the way Yusuke, I'll find someone to do the videotape, IT WILL BE THE NEXT PERSON WHO CALLS MY HOUSE!!!! I'll pay them to see it also. This will be fun. *Beep*
Botan:
Hey there, so sorry that I haven't been returning anyone's calls lately, I am still searching for Koenma-sir. If you have seen him, just dial: 1-800-I- HAVE-SEEN-KOENMA-AND-NOW-I-AM-CALLING-THIS-NUMBER-TO-INFORM-YOU-THAT-I-HAVE- SEEN-HIM-SO-THAT-HIS-FATHER-MAY-FIND-HIM-AND-KURAMA-CAN-GO-BACK-TO-HIS- NORMAL-LIFE-AND-HIEI-CAN-STOP-KILLING-PEOPLE-JUST-BECAUSE-THEY-HAVE-CALLED- HIS-PHONE-NUMBER-AND-I-CAN-PAY-SOMEONE-TO-SEE-KUWABARA-SLEEPING-WITH-A- BABY. Let me translate that into numbers. The phone number is: 1-800-4-4283- 7336-5--- *Beep*
Hiei:
I have a better phone number. Just call: 1-800-I-WANT-TO-DESTROY-THE-WORLD- AND-CAUSE-LOTS-OF-DESTRUCTION-AND-MISERY-BUT-LEAVE-ANYONE-ALIVE-WHO-HAS- CALLED-THIS-NUMBER-SO-THAT-HIEI-CAN-KILL-THEM. *Beep*
Botan:
Hiei's phone number on his answering machine can be translated into numbers too! The numbers are: 1-800-4-9268-86-3378769-843-96753-263-22873-5687-63- 337 --- *Beep*
Yusuke:
I know, why don't we all just put those numbers into one phone number: 1- 800-I-AM-A-BIG-FAT-LOSER. *Beep*
Botan:
1-800-4-26-2-244-328-56737. *Beep*
Koenma:
HAS EVERYONE FORGOTTEN ABOUT ME????!!!!! I AM STILL HERE, ALTHOUGH I AM NOT GONNA TELL YOU WHERE, CAUSE THAT WOULD MEAN THAT YOU WOULD FIND ME. AND WHAT IS ALL THE CRAP I AM HEARING ABOUT KUWABARA SLEEPING WITH ME??? IF HE WANTS TO, HE SHOULD JUST LEAVE A MESSAGE ON MY NEW PHONE NUMBER: 1-800- SPANK-ME. *Beep*
Botan:
1-800-77265-63. *Beep*
Kurama:
Alright! I am getting tired of this whole 1-800 number thing and I am tired of having to hear Botan translate it into numbers! Kuwabara, just sleep with the frickin' kid for pete's sake and lets just get it over with. You heard Koenma's message, HE WANTS YOU TO CALL HIM!!! Just do it already. If you are in no way a part of this on-going nightmare, feel lucky and leave a message and don't ask. *Beep*
Kuwabara:
Uh, sorry guys but I am currently not here. I wish I didn't have to tell you why, but Urameshi won't stop bugging me until I say it so, here we go: I am sorry, but I cannot come to the phone right now because.......well, I AM SLEEPING WITH A TODDLER!!!! ALRIGHT, I HAVE NOW FULLY EMBARSSED MYSELF AND I HOPE THAT YOU ARE HAPPY NOW URAMESHI!!!! Gosh darn it, why do I have to do all the dirty work?? Christ.....I hate this job. *Beep*
Koenma:
Hi guys, can't talk right now, I am currently involved with other matters. Yeah, you know what I mean. If you want to go next, just leave a message. *Beep*
Hiei:
I found someone to tape the whole thing Yusuke, seems that Botan will be enjoying herself tonight. Don't pay her too much though, cause she was the one that called my house after all the threats that I made. Stupid oar- girl, never listens to a frickin' thing that anyone says. *Beep*
Botan:
It seems that I now must pay more attention to Hiei's answering machine things. I am now stuck doing something that I don't want to do and seeing something that not even strippers should see. I learned my lesson: Take Hiei's threats seriously. *Beep*
Koenma:
Hello, you have reached the Great Koenma. I am currently not able to talk on the phone right now, mainly because I am now being punished royally for what I did and I probably won't be able to sit down for about another 4 months. I WISH YOU WERE HERE TO SEE THE PAIN THAT I AM IN!!!! Oh, and on more thing, BOTAN!!!! I WANT THAT VIDEOTAPE WHEREVER YOU HID IT!!!! YOU BETTER NOT HAVE SHOWN IT TO ANYONE!!!! *Beep*
Kuwabara:
Can't talk right now. I am currently in a church trying to purify my eyes and the rest of my body. The priest said that he couldn't purify my mind though, it wouldn't matter anyway, because Hiei and Yusuke would continue to show that nasty tape of me and Koenma anyway. I'LL SOON HAVE MY REVENGE!!! YOU JUST WAIT ALL OF YOU!!!! *Beep*
Kurama:
I am not here right now, I have taken a LONG vacation with a friend of mine and I will not be coming back any time soon, so don't even bother trying to get me to chase after anyone else for about another 6 months. If this is Hiei, I would like a copy of that tape, just for laughs. *Beep*
Botan:
Hey everyone. I am currently going into hiding to kill myself after all the things that I saw. Just leave a message after the beep. See you around. *Beep*
Hiei:
Stop calling this number. I swear to god, I WILL KILL YOU!!!! I DON'T KNOW WHO THE HELL YOU ARE, BUT YOU'RE THE ONE THAT KEEPS ON CALLING!!! WHO ARE YOU??? AND WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO WITH THE PLOT OF THIS STORY??? YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN THE SCRIPT ANYWHERE!!!! Don't you worry, I'll find out who you are, just wait. *Beep*
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SS: Well, wasn't that fun???
Kurama: Speak for yourself, that was hell for me
Hiei: I thought that it was worth it, especially the whole tape thing.
SS: Um, yeah, I suppose that it was worth it for that.....
SS: Anyway, stick around for the next chapter. Be sure to review!!!!
Kurama: Personally, I have no idea how in the world you could come up with this plot.
SS: Well, duh, this is what happens when you are sugar high!
Hiei: Really? I should try that someday....
SS: Well, okay then, I guess we'll just continue this nice little plot now.
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Yusuke:
Damn you guys. What the hell are you really thinking? You should know that I would PAY to see that happen. We need videotape. Anyone who wants to stick around for that full time, I will pay them to give me the tape afterwards. Just sleep with him Kuwabara, I doubt that you'll do anything. You know, just do a little strip-tease act and then just tell him all the stuff he wants to hear and you should be fine. If you have no idea what the hell we are all talking about, DON'T ASK!!!! Leave a message after the stupid beep thing. *Beep*
Kuwabara:
YOU GUYS ARE SO GOD DAMN UNFAIR!!! I don't understand why I have to be the one to go and sleep with the guy. I mean, EVERYONE thinks that Kurama is gay, WHY DON'T WE SEND HIM???? Honestly, YOU ALL KNOW WHO I LIKE!!!! .........STUPID BUTTON, I CAN NEVER FIND IT!!!! FUC---- *Beep*
Kurama:
If anyone has heard Kuwabara's message lately, I think that's all the more reason to give him to the kid. *Beep*
Hiei:
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL CALLING MY HOUSE??? I HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE WARNED YOU ABOUT CALLING MY HOUSE!!! ARE YOU NOT FRIGHTENED OR SOMETHING?? I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!!! AND ONCE I FIND YOU, I'LL RIP OFF EVERY LIMB THAT IS ATTACHED TO YOUR BODY, AND I MEAN EVERY ONE!!! By the way Yusuke, I'll find someone to do the videotape, IT WILL BE THE NEXT PERSON WHO CALLS MY HOUSE!!!! I'll pay them to see it also. This will be fun. *Beep*
Botan:
Hey there, so sorry that I haven't been returning anyone's calls lately, I am still searching for Koenma-sir. If you have seen him, just dial: 1-800-I- HAVE-SEEN-KOENMA-AND-NOW-I-AM-CALLING-THIS-NUMBER-TO-INFORM-YOU-THAT-I-HAVE- SEEN-HIM-SO-THAT-HIS-FATHER-MAY-FIND-HIM-AND-KURAMA-CAN-GO-BACK-TO-HIS- NORMAL-LIFE-AND-HIEI-CAN-STOP-KILLING-PEOPLE-JUST-BECAUSE-THEY-HAVE-CALLED- HIS-PHONE-NUMBER-AND-I-CAN-PAY-SOMEONE-TO-SEE-KUWABARA-SLEEPING-WITH-A- BABY. Let me translate that into numbers. The phone number is: 1-800-4-4283- 7336-5--- *Beep*
Hiei:
I have a better phone number. Just call: 1-800-I-WANT-TO-DESTROY-THE-WORLD- AND-CAUSE-LOTS-OF-DESTRUCTION-AND-MISERY-BUT-LEAVE-ANYONE-ALIVE-WHO-HAS- CALLED-THIS-NUMBER-SO-THAT-HIEI-CAN-KILL-THEM. *Beep*
Botan:
Hiei's phone number on his answering machine can be translated into numbers too! The numbers are: 1-800-4-9268-86-3378769-843-96753-263-22873-5687-63- 337 --- *Beep*
Yusuke:
I know, why don't we all just put those numbers into one phone number: 1- 800-I-AM-A-BIG-FAT-LOSER. *Beep*
Botan:
1-800-4-26-2-244-328-56737. *Beep*
Koenma:
HAS EVERYONE FORGOTTEN ABOUT ME????!!!!! I AM STILL HERE, ALTHOUGH I AM NOT GONNA TELL YOU WHERE, CAUSE THAT WOULD MEAN THAT YOU WOULD FIND ME. AND WHAT IS ALL THE CRAP I AM HEARING ABOUT KUWABARA SLEEPING WITH ME??? IF HE WANTS TO, HE SHOULD JUST LEAVE A MESSAGE ON MY NEW PHONE NUMBER: 1-800- SPANK-ME. *Beep*
Botan:
1-800-77265-63. *Beep*
Kurama:
Alright! I am getting tired of this whole 1-800 number thing and I am tired of having to hear Botan translate it into numbers! Kuwabara, just sleep with the frickin' kid for pete's sake and lets just get it over with. You heard Koenma's message, HE WANTS YOU TO CALL HIM!!! Just do it already. If you are in no way a part of this on-going nightmare, feel lucky and leave a message and don't ask. *Beep*
Kuwabara:
Uh, sorry guys but I am currently not here. I wish I didn't have to tell you why, but Urameshi won't stop bugging me until I say it so, here we go: I am sorry, but I cannot come to the phone right now because.......well, I AM SLEEPING WITH A TODDLER!!!! ALRIGHT, I HAVE NOW FULLY EMBARSSED MYSELF AND I HOPE THAT YOU ARE HAPPY NOW URAMESHI!!!! Gosh darn it, why do I have to do all the dirty work?? Christ.....I hate this job. *Beep*
Koenma:
Hi guys, can't talk right now, I am currently involved with other matters. Yeah, you know what I mean. If you want to go next, just leave a message. *Beep*
Hiei:
I found someone to tape the whole thing Yusuke, seems that Botan will be enjoying herself tonight. Don't pay her too much though, cause she was the one that called my house after all the threats that I made. Stupid oar- girl, never listens to a frickin' thing that anyone says. *Beep*
Botan:
It seems that I now must pay more attention to Hiei's answering machine things. I am now stuck doing something that I don't want to do and seeing something that not even strippers should see. I learned my lesson: Take Hiei's threats seriously. *Beep*
Koenma:
Hello, you have reached the Great Koenma. I am currently not able to talk on the phone right now, mainly because I am now being punished royally for what I did and I probably won't be able to sit down for about another 4 months. I WISH YOU WERE HERE TO SEE THE PAIN THAT I AM IN!!!! Oh, and on more thing, BOTAN!!!! I WANT THAT VIDEOTAPE WHEREVER YOU HID IT!!!! YOU BETTER NOT HAVE SHOWN IT TO ANYONE!!!! *Beep*
Kuwabara:
Can't talk right now. I am currently in a church trying to purify my eyes and the rest of my body. The priest said that he couldn't purify my mind though, it wouldn't matter anyway, because Hiei and Yusuke would continue to show that nasty tape of me and Koenma anyway. I'LL SOON HAVE MY REVENGE!!! YOU JUST WAIT ALL OF YOU!!!! *Beep*
Kurama:
I am not here right now, I have taken a LONG vacation with a friend of mine and I will not be coming back any time soon, so don't even bother trying to get me to chase after anyone else for about another 6 months. If this is Hiei, I would like a copy of that tape, just for laughs. *Beep*
Botan:
Hey everyone. I am currently going into hiding to kill myself after all the things that I saw. Just leave a message after the beep. See you around. *Beep*
Hiei:
Stop calling this number. I swear to god, I WILL KILL YOU!!!! I DON'T KNOW WHO THE HELL YOU ARE, BUT YOU'RE THE ONE THAT KEEPS ON CALLING!!! WHO ARE YOU??? AND WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO WITH THE PLOT OF THIS STORY??? YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN THE SCRIPT ANYWHERE!!!! Don't you worry, I'll find out who you are, just wait. *Beep*
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SS: Well, wasn't that fun???
Kurama: Speak for yourself, that was hell for me
Hiei: I thought that it was worth it, especially the whole tape thing.
SS: Um, yeah, I suppose that it was worth it for that.....
SS: Anyway, stick around for the next chapter. Be sure to review!!!!