Hello again! Due to the instant popularity of this fic, I have decided to
continue is as soon as a possibly could. I just would like to thank you
guys so much for posting great reviews! It means a lot to me that you
actually like it.
Kurama: Well, I don't know about that. I mean, you did put us through hell and back just for a couple of good laughs.
SS: Hey, I do whatever I can to please the people who read my stuff!
Hiei: I still need to find out who is calling my phone number, I just can't seem to trace them anywhere.
SS: *Sweatdrop* Well, I really have no idea. Now anyway, lets continue with this story why don't we? Hehehe.........
Hiei: Hmmm, I have a feeling that you know something. OUT WITH IT!!
SS: Wait a minute Hiei, why don't we find out what happens in the story first. You may just find out who the stalker is, I don't know.
Kurama: But you write the whole story.
SS: Shut up, it's called: Dramatic Effect.
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Yusuke:
Hello. You have reached the great Urameshi. Because life has returned to normal once again, I can now spend my time with things that really matter. Namely, kicking Kuwabara's butt. Hehe, he is gonna have no idea what will hit him, but I do. It'll be my fist!!! Anyway, if you have something important to say, leave a message after the beep thing. But don' t think that I am going to get back to you, I HAVE A LIFE!!! Oh yeah, before I forget, Hiei is putting up a reward for catching the person who keeps on calling his house. If you have any information, just call me or anyone else besides Hiei. I think that's all. Bye! *Beep*
Kuwabara:
Hello, you have reached Kuwabara. I am currently not here right now, Urameshi has called me outside for some random reason, I am not quite sure what. Anyway, if this is anyone important, you know what to do. If this is Yukina, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU BABE!! Call me sometime okay?? If anyone else is wondering; NO, I AM STILL NOT DOING FINE AFTER ALL THAT HELL I HAD TO GO THROUGH LAST TIME!!! If you are calling for that, I would suggest that you hang up right now. If you have something important to say, then say it after the beep thing. Oh yeah, I have finally found the beep button thing. See? Its right here--- *Beep*
Kurama:
Hello, you have reached Kurama. I am not available right now; I am either doing homework or something else important, like maybe laughing my head off at the tape Botan made of Kuwabara and Koenma. I am so sorry Kuwabara, but it's so FUNNY!!! Anyway, if anyone has talked to Hiei lately, I have a tiny little lead on the person that is calling. Seems that they have been calling me too and listening to my answering machine. Anyway, leave a message after the beep. *Beep*
Hiei:
I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!!! YOU CANNOT HIDE FOREVER!!! I have no idea why the hell you keep on calling this phone number, BUT I AM SO GODDAMN SICK AND TIRED OF YOU CALLING OVER AND OVER AND OVER!!! See, what you made me do?? I am getting all paranoid because of you. I hate you. I really do. *Beep*
Botan:
Hello, you have reached Botan here. I am back to my normal self, though I still have nightmares. Anyway, Koenma has given me a new assignment; I need to get him out of jail. Seems his own father put him in there, kinda funny don't you think? Anyway, leave a message after the beep. Bye! *Beep*
Yukina:
Hello everyone, you have reached me but I am currently not here right now. I am helping Botan break Koenma out of his jail cell, but you are not supposed to know that. If anyone has talked to Hiei, I have seen the person he's looking for at his or her favorite McDonalds. That's all the information that I have right now. Leave a message if you have something to say. Bye! *Beep*
Koenma:
Hello. You have reached me but I cannot take any phone calls right now. I am currently locked up in a jail cell, THAT MY OWN FATHER PUT ME IN!!! But I have a brilliant plan, Botan and Yukina are going to break in and help me escape and then I will go into hiding and become a stripper once again! It's a totally brilliant plan that I thought of myself. You have a lot of time to think about stuff in jail. Anyway, just leave a message after the beep, you know, if you want to have a time scheduled before I actually escape. That means you Kuwabara. Heeheehee. *Beep*
Yusuke:
Hey, you've reached my once again. I am not here right now, seems that Koenma has once again ran away from his father. If anyone has seen him, the hot line is up and running once again. Here it is: 1-800-I-HAVE-SEEN-KOENMA- AND-NOW-I-AM-CALLING-THIS-NUMBER-TO-REPORT-THAT-I-HAVE-FOUND-HIM-AND-I-MAY- ALSO-HAVE-INFORMATION-ON-THE-PERSON-THAT-IS-STALKING-HIEI-SO-THAT-HE-MAY- KILL-THEM-SO-THAT-HE-WILL-SHUT-UP-ABOUT-THE-STALKER-AND-THAT-THEY-MAY-NOT- EAT-AT-THEIR-FAVORITE-MACDONALDS-CAUSE-I-LIKE-TO-EAT-THERE-TOO-AND-I-DON'T- WANT-TO-BE-KILLED-BY-HIEI. *Beep*
Botan:
Let me translate that into numbers: 1-800-.......*Beep*
{A/N: Come on, you don't think that I would really put up the same joke twice?}
Yukina:
Hello, you have reached me once again. I am currently in hiding myself, because I guess that we weren't supposed to let Koenma out of his jail cell. That's funny though, cause Botan told me that it was going to be all right. I guess she lied to me then. Anyway, leave a message and I'll get back to you once its safe. Bye! *Beep*
Kuwabara:
NOOOOOOOOO MY YUKINA IS GONE!!!! WHERE COULD SHE HAVE GONE!!! IF ANYONE HAS ANY INFORMATION ON WHERE SHE WENT, JUST CALL SOMEONE OR ME!!! DON'T WORRY MY LOVE!!! I WILL FIND YOU SOON!!! OUR LOVE CANNOT KEEP US APART!!!.......DARN IT ALL!!! I CAN'T FIND THE STUPID BUTTON AGAIN!!!! *Beep*
Yusuke:
Will someone please calm Kuwabara down? He has been calling my house every ten minutes to see if I have any information on where Yukina went. AND FOR THE TEN MILLIONTH TIME KUWABARA, I DON'T!!!! If anyone does have any information, just call Kuwabara so that he can get off my ass. Thanks. *Beep*
Kurama:
Doesn't anyone listen to answering machines anymore?? Yukina's answering machine said that she has gone into hiding and that she will only come out once the whole thing with breaking Koenma out has blown over. Anyway, Hiei and myself will try and find both Botan and Yukina for you guys. Leave a message if you have no idea what is going on or if you want a copy of the Kuwabara and Koenma tape, they are for sale for $10.99. *Beep* Hiei:
Suit yourself with the hunting for Yukina and Botan, Kurama. I have more important things to take care of, like FINDING OUT WHO THE HELL IS CALLING MY FUCKIN' HOUSE!!! I WILL FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE; YOU DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT THAT!!! YOU CANNOT HIDE FOREVER!!! I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!!! *Beep*
Kuwabara:
YYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! *Beep*
{A/N: If you can't read it that well, it spells YUKINA.}
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SS: Well, what did you think? Be sure to review!!
Hiei: Well, I didn't find out who is still calling my house....
SS: *Sweatdrop*.....hehehehe....why don't you give up that little hunt type of thing, besides, its not really that important right?
Hiei: Sure it is!!! Wait a minute, do you something that I don't know??
SS: Of course, I am the WRITER of this stuff!!!!
Hiei: *Pulls sword out and jumps on top of SS* TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW WOMAN!!!
Kurama: Well there's something you don't see in every fan fic.....
SS: Both of you will just have to wait for the next chapter
Hiei: WHY??? YOU ARE GOING TO TELL ME NOW!!!
Kurama: Well, I guess I'll end this chapter. Seems like both SS and Hiei are tied up in some business right now. Be sure to review so we can find out about all the things that are going on......this feels like a soap opera.......oh well.
Kurama: Well, I don't know about that. I mean, you did put us through hell and back just for a couple of good laughs.
SS: Hey, I do whatever I can to please the people who read my stuff!
Hiei: I still need to find out who is calling my phone number, I just can't seem to trace them anywhere.
SS: *Sweatdrop* Well, I really have no idea. Now anyway, lets continue with this story why don't we? Hehehe.........
Hiei: Hmmm, I have a feeling that you know something. OUT WITH IT!!
SS: Wait a minute Hiei, why don't we find out what happens in the story first. You may just find out who the stalker is, I don't know.
Kurama: But you write the whole story.
SS: Shut up, it's called: Dramatic Effect.
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Yusuke:
Hello. You have reached the great Urameshi. Because life has returned to normal once again, I can now spend my time with things that really matter. Namely, kicking Kuwabara's butt. Hehe, he is gonna have no idea what will hit him, but I do. It'll be my fist!!! Anyway, if you have something important to say, leave a message after the beep thing. But don' t think that I am going to get back to you, I HAVE A LIFE!!! Oh yeah, before I forget, Hiei is putting up a reward for catching the person who keeps on calling his house. If you have any information, just call me or anyone else besides Hiei. I think that's all. Bye! *Beep*
Kuwabara:
Hello, you have reached Kuwabara. I am currently not here right now, Urameshi has called me outside for some random reason, I am not quite sure what. Anyway, if this is anyone important, you know what to do. If this is Yukina, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU BABE!! Call me sometime okay?? If anyone else is wondering; NO, I AM STILL NOT DOING FINE AFTER ALL THAT HELL I HAD TO GO THROUGH LAST TIME!!! If you are calling for that, I would suggest that you hang up right now. If you have something important to say, then say it after the beep thing. Oh yeah, I have finally found the beep button thing. See? Its right here--- *Beep*
Kurama:
Hello, you have reached Kurama. I am not available right now; I am either doing homework or something else important, like maybe laughing my head off at the tape Botan made of Kuwabara and Koenma. I am so sorry Kuwabara, but it's so FUNNY!!! Anyway, if anyone has talked to Hiei lately, I have a tiny little lead on the person that is calling. Seems that they have been calling me too and listening to my answering machine. Anyway, leave a message after the beep. *Beep*
Hiei:
I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!!! YOU CANNOT HIDE FOREVER!!! I have no idea why the hell you keep on calling this phone number, BUT I AM SO GODDAMN SICK AND TIRED OF YOU CALLING OVER AND OVER AND OVER!!! See, what you made me do?? I am getting all paranoid because of you. I hate you. I really do. *Beep*
Botan:
Hello, you have reached Botan here. I am back to my normal self, though I still have nightmares. Anyway, Koenma has given me a new assignment; I need to get him out of jail. Seems his own father put him in there, kinda funny don't you think? Anyway, leave a message after the beep. Bye! *Beep*
Yukina:
Hello everyone, you have reached me but I am currently not here right now. I am helping Botan break Koenma out of his jail cell, but you are not supposed to know that. If anyone has talked to Hiei, I have seen the person he's looking for at his or her favorite McDonalds. That's all the information that I have right now. Leave a message if you have something to say. Bye! *Beep*
Koenma:
Hello. You have reached me but I cannot take any phone calls right now. I am currently locked up in a jail cell, THAT MY OWN FATHER PUT ME IN!!! But I have a brilliant plan, Botan and Yukina are going to break in and help me escape and then I will go into hiding and become a stripper once again! It's a totally brilliant plan that I thought of myself. You have a lot of time to think about stuff in jail. Anyway, just leave a message after the beep, you know, if you want to have a time scheduled before I actually escape. That means you Kuwabara. Heeheehee. *Beep*
Yusuke:
Hey, you've reached my once again. I am not here right now, seems that Koenma has once again ran away from his father. If anyone has seen him, the hot line is up and running once again. Here it is: 1-800-I-HAVE-SEEN-KOENMA- AND-NOW-I-AM-CALLING-THIS-NUMBER-TO-REPORT-THAT-I-HAVE-FOUND-HIM-AND-I-MAY- ALSO-HAVE-INFORMATION-ON-THE-PERSON-THAT-IS-STALKING-HIEI-SO-THAT-HE-MAY- KILL-THEM-SO-THAT-HE-WILL-SHUT-UP-ABOUT-THE-STALKER-AND-THAT-THEY-MAY-NOT- EAT-AT-THEIR-FAVORITE-MACDONALDS-CAUSE-I-LIKE-TO-EAT-THERE-TOO-AND-I-DON'T- WANT-TO-BE-KILLED-BY-HIEI. *Beep*
Botan:
Let me translate that into numbers: 1-800-.......*Beep*
{A/N: Come on, you don't think that I would really put up the same joke twice?}
Yukina:
Hello, you have reached me once again. I am currently in hiding myself, because I guess that we weren't supposed to let Koenma out of his jail cell. That's funny though, cause Botan told me that it was going to be all right. I guess she lied to me then. Anyway, leave a message and I'll get back to you once its safe. Bye! *Beep*
Kuwabara:
NOOOOOOOOO MY YUKINA IS GONE!!!! WHERE COULD SHE HAVE GONE!!! IF ANYONE HAS ANY INFORMATION ON WHERE SHE WENT, JUST CALL SOMEONE OR ME!!! DON'T WORRY MY LOVE!!! I WILL FIND YOU SOON!!! OUR LOVE CANNOT KEEP US APART!!!.......DARN IT ALL!!! I CAN'T FIND THE STUPID BUTTON AGAIN!!!! *Beep*
Yusuke:
Will someone please calm Kuwabara down? He has been calling my house every ten minutes to see if I have any information on where Yukina went. AND FOR THE TEN MILLIONTH TIME KUWABARA, I DON'T!!!! If anyone does have any information, just call Kuwabara so that he can get off my ass. Thanks. *Beep*
Kurama:
Doesn't anyone listen to answering machines anymore?? Yukina's answering machine said that she has gone into hiding and that she will only come out once the whole thing with breaking Koenma out has blown over. Anyway, Hiei and myself will try and find both Botan and Yukina for you guys. Leave a message if you have no idea what is going on or if you want a copy of the Kuwabara and Koenma tape, they are for sale for $10.99. *Beep* Hiei:
Suit yourself with the hunting for Yukina and Botan, Kurama. I have more important things to take care of, like FINDING OUT WHO THE HELL IS CALLING MY FUCKIN' HOUSE!!! I WILL FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE; YOU DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT THAT!!! YOU CANNOT HIDE FOREVER!!! I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!!! *Beep*
Kuwabara:
YYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! *Beep*
{A/N: If you can't read it that well, it spells YUKINA.}
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SS: Well, what did you think? Be sure to review!!
Hiei: Well, I didn't find out who is still calling my house....
SS: *Sweatdrop*.....hehehehe....why don't you give up that little hunt type of thing, besides, its not really that important right?
Hiei: Sure it is!!! Wait a minute, do you something that I don't know??
SS: Of course, I am the WRITER of this stuff!!!!
Hiei: *Pulls sword out and jumps on top of SS* TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW WOMAN!!!
Kurama: Well there's something you don't see in every fan fic.....
SS: Both of you will just have to wait for the next chapter
Hiei: WHY??? YOU ARE GOING TO TELL ME NOW!!!
Kurama: Well, I guess I'll end this chapter. Seems like both SS and Hiei are tied up in some business right now. Be sure to review so we can find out about all the things that are going on......this feels like a soap opera.......oh well.