Chapter 17
When Sugar Daddies
ATTACK
pt 2!!!
4:45AM. Underground Waterway. Lemur City Dey B. Spooky Factory.
"Huh?"
Quatre found himself perched upon a fence, hanging by his baby blue colored, Nike Sports shirt. He was lucky. That long fall into a waterfall turned out to be a short cut into the very center of the Spooky Factory. However he had to fall a few more feet in order to reach the ground from the fence's barbed topping.
Gawd, I hate doing this. Quatre took a deep breath and raised his arms. "AAAyh—Ooph!!!" He fell to the ground, sans his designer shirt. I wonder if Mr. Chang is alright.
The Wife Beater Clad Blonde gathered his weapons, also washed up against the Factory fence and headed down the waterway.
He heard some splashing up ahead and got cautious. Danger was definitely near. He hurried towards the noise, splashing the whole way. Quatre got around the corner and spotted a couple of Stalkers surrounding someone. Unfortunately, it seemed that the person was already done for as it lay across a set of stairs motionless. It didn't matter to the Preventer Medic--- some freaks were getting their asses kicked tonight!!!
"BACK OFF! FUCKERS!!!" Quatre shouted as he took out his Twin Magnums and fired!!! "WHOOOOOOOOOA!!!!!"
More like backfired. Apparently, the guns took in too much water and the recoil got more powerful, sending Quatre flying back like thirty feet in a stream of water and fire. He crashed through a wall.
Seeing a more lively meal before them, the Hunters went towards Quatre.
Ka-BLAM!!!! A rocket went soaring towards the mutated herd—blasting them into.... nothingness.
As Quatre crept through the hole in the wall. He spotted someone with a VERY large weapon heading towards the body down the waterway. His eyes were STILL to blurry to make out the form but he had an idea who both bodies were.... "H-Heero!!!!?"
Suddenly, the figure stopped walking, and the sound a rocket being reloaded was heard. Quatre hurried out of the wall and blindly headed down the waterway. He couldn't see shit!!! His vision was still messed up from the blast—he may be blind—but he didn't want to die, too!!!
Heero headed toward Quatre was literally running blind.
"You are going to die, Mr. Winner." Heero announced as he closed in on Quatre with his Rocket Launcher.
Quatre stood up against the wall. He groaned, "You don't want to do this, Mr. Yuy. Y-You can't. You really can't..." He peered up and tried to focus on the towering blur. "I-I know why...."
Heero hoisted the weapon up and aimed. "Oh yeah, why?"
"Because we got a Harpoon Launcher—BEOTCH!!!" Duo and Wufei shouted. They fired the large Harpoon Launcher. KA-CHOK!!!!
"hN??!" Heero dropped his weapon and jumped out of the way. But Harpoon exploded, shooting forth a giant net--- capturing Heero and slamming him into a wall and pinning him there. "Where in the HELL did you get this?!?!"
Quatre crawled away from Heero and the net and yelled, "Duo?!?! Wufei??! You guys are alive?!?! But How?!?!"
Wufei dropped the Harpoon Launcher and helped Quatre to his feet.
"We both sorta washed up somewhere..." Duo replied.
"I ended up outside of the storage area, where I found the Harpoon Launcher." Wufei spoke.
"I feel down a drainage pipe and nearly died." Duo smiled.
"I'm so glad to see you guys!!!" Quatre's vision eventually cleared and he recognized Duo.... well sorta. "What's with your hair?"
Duo tried to push his mane back and admitted, "I realized you guys were right about Heero being a PUNK-ASS TRAITOR...."
Wufei elbowed Duo in the side.
"AND he was trying to kill me!" Duo added.
Heero shouted, "You himbo!!! I only hit you with a chair because you had the fucking lead pipe!!!"
"You had a fucking Desert Eagle!!!" Duo shouted back.
"Did I USE the FUCKING Desert Eagle!!!!!!!?"
"Uhm... no..."
Quatre intervened, "Hey!!! Guys!! We shouldn't be fighting!!!"
Duo picked up the Harpoon Launcher and shook his head, "I suppose you're right, Quatre—AFTERALL we ARE working together.
Quatre sighed, "I'm so happy see that we----- What?!?!"
Heero calmly ordered, "Fire the gun, Duo."
Duo grinned, "Will do!!!" The Long Haired Terror fired the Harpoon at Wufei which burst into a net and slammed him against a wall—cracking it. "Boo-yah!!!"
Quatre screamed, "What the Hell are you doing Duo?!?!"
"I really should've done more to those guns of yours, Quatre. That way you wouldn't see when I do THIS!!!"
KA-CHOK!!! Duo fired the harpoon at Quatre—he went flying through a wall—revealing another room.
"Oooh!! Bonus we found a secret area!!!" Duo cooed as he walked over to Heero and snatched the bolts out of the wall, freeing him.
"Thank you." Heero stepped down, landing in the water. "Let's carry on shall we?"
"Ya, dude!"
Wufei called out, "Duo!!!! After all we've been through---WHY?!"
"2 words: 10 million dollars!!!" Duo announced.
"That's like 3 words, Duo."
"Oh---Okay!!! 3 words! And we're splitting the money!" Duo revealed.
Heero, ever so observant, corrected him, "Uhm... Duo that's 5---"
"Gawd damn, dude. I wasn't talking about what I just said---"
I got 2 words, mother fuckers!!! "GOLDBERG!!!!" Quatre boomed as he went charging into Duo and Heero from behind. He slammed them into Wufei, who was STILL ensnared in the net.
"OW!!!" Wufie-Oh groaned when Heero's head crashed into his gut. Duo went flying into Wufei's groin--- "EEEEEEEEEk!!!!"
"I'm so sorry!!!" Quatre apologized.
"Quatre don't worry about me! Get them!!!"
"Oh?!?" Quatre realized. He turned around and barely dodged Duo's fist—
Which accidentally connected with Wufei's gut....?
"Ow!!!! Move this shit someplace else—ASSHOLES!!!!"
"My bad!!" Duo apologized. "Whoa!!!!"
Quatre grabbed Duo's arm and slung him down the waterway. He went crashing into the platform steps—right where Quatre found him.
Suddenly, Heero's fist connected with the back of Quatre's head. The Blonde Bruiser went flying down the waterway and into the water. Heero rushed over towards Quatre and submerged his head. Quatre grabbed Heero from behind and yanked his tiny bikini underwear from under his pants—HARD!!!
"yAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!" Heero screamed as he suddenly fell into the water and tried to fix his painful wedgie. "DAMN YOU---- oww-ow-ow!!!! You pick these grape smugglers, you FREAK!!!!"
"Like I said before: AT LEAST THEY HAVE A CROTCH!!!! Argh!!!" Quatre got up from the water and punched Heero in the face.
BAW!!!! Heero went flying through the water and went under.
"Get the HARPOON LAUNCHER!!!" Wufei hollered, as he was desperately trying to get free from the net. "Shoot him NOW!!!!"
Quatre hurried over to the fallen weapon and aimed it at the now still water. "Huh??!"
"Oh shit he hasn't come up yet?!?! Be careful!!!" Wufei exclaimed.
Quatre looked around. Heero was nowhere in sight. How long could this jerk hold his breath? He slowly climbed up to the ledge to set Wufei free. "Are you okay?!"
"I got hit in the gut twice—NO." Wufei grumbled as he struggled out of the net. He looked out towards the ledge and went pale, "Uhm... Duo's gone."
Quatre turned around and gasped, "No way!!!"
Sure enough Duo and Heero were gone. The also noticed that the ledge Duo was on led to the exit. Wufei and Quatre looked at each other and nodded. They were taking a chance, but they needed to carry on.
They approached the ledge and climbed the ladder...
5:15AM. Lemur City Spooky Factory. Examination Room.
Quatre and Wufei looked around. They spotted a storage bin. Once again it was placed next to a typewriter on a table. Ignoring that bit of oddness, the two Preventer plundered through the various needed weapons and ammo.
"Hey!!! I got a bow gun!!!" Quatre beamed.
Wufei took out a large weapon of destruction--- "Whoa, I got a Big Fucking Gun!!!!!" (Okay so I'm a DOOM fan—PLEASE don't sue me!!).
Quatre cringed, "Uhm... hey!!!! Look, I found two kadotchi knives!!!!"
"HELL YEAH!!!" Wufei exclaimed. "Give me those!!!"
"Put the Big Fucking Gun down, Mr. Chang."
"Okay!" Wufei tossed the massive weapon out the window. A loud explosion sounded along with a bright loud green glow emanated from outside. Totally ignoring all of that Wufie took hold of the ninja weaponry. "This is the bomb!"
Quatre sighed in relief. He reached inside the bin and took out two Platinum Magnums. "Oooh...... I like!" He picked up the stash of enhanced Platinum Tipped Magnum Rounds and got up from the storage bin. "Okay I'm ready for anything."
"Good, let's get out of here—we have less than 2 hours." Wufei announced, packing more weapons and ammo.
5:20AM. Spooky Factory. Observatory Corridor.
Quatre and Wufei strolled through the brightly lit hallway...
"Do you think we'll EVER see them again?" Quatre asked.
"Who?"
Meanwhile. Spooky Factory. Observatory Corridor (just around the corner).
A 'well adjusted' Heero and a 'newly braided' Duo were walking down the brightly lit corridor.
"According to the map--- more weapons are stored right around the corner of this hallway..." Duo informed Heero as they headed towards their destination.
"Hn..."
5:21AM. Spooky Factory. Observatory Corridor (at the corner).
All four boys met bumped into each other half way. Former allies turned vicious foes--- confronting each other once again!!!! This could be the FINAL showdown between these boys!!!! What's gonna happen next------
Heero grunted, "Well, well! It's the targets!"
"ALRIGHT!!!! More money for the both of us!!!" Duo cheered.
Quatre gasped, "Targets?!?! Money?!?!"
Wufei revealed, "Heero's bribing Duo to help him in our capture!"
"No, Duo!!! You got it ALL wrong!!!" Quatre called out. "He plans to use you to capture us and then KILL YOU!!!"
"CORRECTION: I got it all RIGHT!!!" Duo shouted. "You bastards were using us a zombie bait to escape!!!"
Quatre glared at Heero, "Oh, NOW you're turning this shit on us?!?!? Why are you letting Parasol manipulate you!!! You're being a TOTAL TOOL!!!"
Heero was enraged!!!! "No one's using me!!!! I am not a tool!!!"
Duo took out the Rocket Launcher and yelled. "Oh fuck this!!! Let's BLOW EVERYTHING UP!!!!"
Wufei acted fast and roundhouse-kicked Duo in the face---- sending him flying down the hallway. "Shut up!!!"
Heero palm smacked Wu-Lee in the nose. He too went flying down the hallway, on the opposite side. "DON'T TELL HIM TO SHUT-UP!! YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"
"Grr!!!" Quatre pulled back and back-fisted Heero across the face. "Don't palm smack my superior in the FUCKING nose--- you SHUT-THE-FUCK-UP!!!! Parasol Boy Toy!!!!"
Heero went crashing into the side of the wall. He glared at Quatre. Heero's eyes went from cobalt to ice in a matter of seconds. His hair went from bishie messy to Sayajin disaster in a matter of seconds. He released an ungodly roar: "Omae O Kuruso---YOU FUCK-TARD!!!!"
Quatre freaked out!!! "Oh my---AAAAAAYH!!!!!!"
The Blue Eyed Terror was too quick! Within NANOSECONDS found himself being thrown down the hallway---- he and Wufei came from. His body smashed into the Examination Room door--- and he landed upon the floor---cracking it!
"Ow!!!!" By the time The Blonde Creampuff looked up—Heero was already there. "Oh SHII----AAAACK!!!"
Heero lifted Quatre by the neck and repeatedly slammed his body against the door--- eventually breaking it open. He launched Quatre across the newly opened room. Quatre crashed into the storage bin, smashing that open.
Heero approached Quatre's body to stomp him a new asshole—when Wufei came up from behind him and smashed the typewriter—which was connected to the table—against his back.
"ARGH!!!!" Heero hollered. He turned around and got ready to swing. "You'll for that----MMMRPH!!!"
"GOTCHA!!!" Quatre got up, grabbed Heero from underneath and slammed in through the examination table.
Wufei and Quatre stood over Heero's unconscious body and took deep breaths. But the break didn't start just yet. Duo rushed into the room—with a Rocket Launcher.
"Oh crap!!!" Wufei and Quatre screamed backing up against a wall.
Duo looked over towards Heero who was knocked the fuck out and shouted, "YOU ARE SO WASTED!!!!" He aimed and ----"Oh!!!" A shiny, black whip wrapped around his neck and snatched him out of the room. In the process he dropped the Rocket Launcher. (Yay!!!) ----However....
Quatre and Wufei ran out of the room to catch Trowa standing with his foot planted on Duo's neck. He looked towards the two and smirked. Meanwhile his foot applied more and more pressure to Duo's neck.
"UNNNNnnnh!!!!" Duo gagged, trying to pry Trowa's foot off.
Quatre shouted, "Cut it out!!! Trowa this isn't the real you!!!"
"..." The Green Eyed Assailant continued to stare, applying more pressure.
"uNNH...." Duo was losing consciousness. His struggles were once again becoming weak and vision started blurring.
Quatre and Wufei ran towards Trowa, who lashed out his whip and slashed both of them across the neck---- Both boys were now on the floor fighting for air. They looked on helplessly as Trowa continued killing Duo.
"..." Trowa taunted, as he readied his whip to slash them again. He looked past them for something caught his eye. "????------!!!!!!!"
Suddenly Trowa removed his foot from Duo's neck—much to Duo's relief and salvation--- and dove to the floor for cover. A napalm rocket went soaring through the hallway piercing the hallway wall and exploding in the next room.
Wufei quickly recovered---being hit in the larynx before and all--- he looked back at the decimated Examination Room and saw Heero. He obviously recovered from being slammed through a table and was not afraid to use the Rocket Launcher in close quarters. He marched through the hallway, weapon aimed at Trowa.
Wufei thought of a way to spare the crazed Preventer quick. "Take out Trowa and you're losing MORE money--- He's also a Preventer!!!
Heero looked over to Wufei and changed his aim. "Well, then, I guess I get to kill you after all!"
Duo staggered to his feet and teased, "Yeah--*cough-cough* he NEVER liked YOU---- ah-hahaha---*cough-choke-cough* Nyah--*cough-cough*!!!"
Without warning, Trowa kicked Heero's legs from under him. As Heero landed upon the floor—Trowa kicked him in the face. He flipped to his feet and got ready to attack Duo.
Wufei kicked Trowa in the side--- slamming him into the wall. Wufei grabbed Trowa by the Unibang and threw him to the floor. Just when he was about to stomp his foot into his face, Duo tackled Wufei from behind and hurtled him to the floor. Duo straddled Wufei's back and punched him in the back of the head.
"Sha-ZAM!!!!" Duo shouted. He pulled Wufei's head back and got ready to slam his face into the floor—
"Winner Elbow Drop!!!!" Quatre ran over to Duo, and did just that, upon his back. As Duo rolled off Wufie's back, Quatre got up and yanked Duo up by the hair. "Followed by the French Braided Body DROP!!!" Quatre did just that slamming him into the floor.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYH!!!!!" Duo yelled when his bum made harsh contact with the floor. He suddenly wrapped his arm around Quatre's leg and shouted, "Let's DO THIS!!!"
"Yuy Special SPEAR!!!" Heero rushed up to Quatre and speared him into the floor. He got up from the floor and kicked Quatre in the gut several times, before Wufei stopped him---
With a kadotchi in the thigh!!!
"Dragon Chang Stinger!!!!" Wufei yelled. He snatched the knife out of Heero's thigh and looked around. "...W-what?!"
Quatre got up and frowned, "Uhm, well..."
"You're like SO trying to fit in----DORK!!!" Duo jested.
"Barely a scratch!!!" Heero examined his thigh and scoffed, "Dragon Chang?!?!? Stinger??! Don't make me laugh! The cow is ALREADY dead!"
He kicked Wufei in the chest!!!! The Angry One went slamming into a wall. Quatre tried to take a swing at Heero---
The Mercenary of Death caught his fist. "Ha-Ha!!"
"Huh?!?!" Quatre gasped. "Gr!!!" He took another swing---
Heero caught the OTHER fist. "Hn." The Perfect Mercenary grinned.
Suddenly BOTH boys kicked Quatre in the gut--- sending him flying down the hallway and through a wall-----CRASH!!!!!!!
"Outstanding!" Heero and Duo proclaimed (Mortal Kombat style).
Heero took out his Desert Eagle and headed around the corner. "I don't care about the bonuses, Duo... Let's just take them ALL out."
Duo took out his Twin Gold Revolvers and nodded, "Right." He aimed his guns at Wufei's fallen form and smiled, "So sorry we have to end our play session, Mr. Chang."
"Uhm.... Duo...." Heero spoke from around the corner.
"WHAAAAaaaaaAAAAT?!!"
Heero ran past Duo and Wufie Lawless and hauled ass down the hallway!!!! "Run!!!"
Duo lost all attention from Wufei and hurried after Heero. Wufei staggered to his feet and peered around the corner.
"AAAAAh!!!" The 5Th Survivor screamed he took to running as well. "HOLY SHIT!!!!!"
Trowa had a fully loaded Tachyon Cannon upon his shoulder!!!!
All three boys dove through the wall Quatre made through the wall. Trowa quickly turned the corner and fired.
BZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
A HUGE Orange and Yellow beam went blasting through the hole in the wall!!!
The beam continued through the other side of the wall and blasted through the building!!!
It went piercing through the park trees and out into the city---- blazing through several skyscrapers!!!!
Eventually it cut through a mountain and went through WHOLE skylines through various cities in other states and eventually decimated a small desert base in Iraq!!!!
(WhaaaaAAAAT?!)
5:35AM. Spooky Factory Bio Waste Disposal Area.
Anyway—back to the boys..... They fell pretty far down into the factory's disposal area. Duo landed upon a lump of dead bodies. Wufei crashed upon bags of body parts. Heero landed on the hard metal floor--- next to Quatre.
Quatre woke out of his unconscious slumber to find a newly unconscious Heero lying next to him.... topless. "Huh?!?!? What happened to the shirt?!?!"
Duo peered upward to find Heero's shirt---or what was left of it---- floating down to the ground....
"Wh-what the FUCK!!!!! MY HAIR!!!!!" Duo grabbed his braid only to find that it was only HALF its length. The end of what remained---- was melted together and wreaked of that burnt hair smell. Duo instantly went into hysterics, crying his ass off!!! "WHY GAWD WHY!!!! MY HAIR!!! FUCKING HAIR USED TO GO PAST MY ASS AND NOW-----!!!!"
"Oooh!!! It's in the center of your back----Big WHOOP!!!!" Wufei checked his rear..... "Oh dear gawd.... I can feel my ass..." he mumbled to himself. "Looks like that beam cut real close." He strolled off to find some clothes. "I call a time out."
Duo agreed, "Me too!!!! Must continue to brood--- where are the herbs when you need them!!!!"
"_____________" Heero was also preoccupied..... with being knocked the fuck out.
Quatre remained still—thinking about the time and effort he put into clothing Heero during his.... 'nude' dilemma. He REALLY liked that damn shirt and was hoping to...... borrow it someday. THIS SUCKS!!! Suddenly the rag landed upon his shoulder and he picked it up and balled it in his fist and growled. "Who did this!?!? WHO DID THIS TO THE SHEER SAPHIRE FURY CLUB SHIRT!?!?!?"
Both Duo and Wufei looked over at Quatre from their separate areas.
"Damn, the shirt had a NAME?!?!" Wufei commented as he picked up a dark, formfitting spacesuit from the corner—NEVERMIND all the dead bodies lying around. "Gawd, I hope this isn't stinky!"
Duo began combing through his hair and stated, "You look really pissed, calm down----"
"I AM PISSED!!!" Quatre growled.
THUD!!! (SQUEAK!!!!) Someone decided to show their face!!!
Wufei and Duo yelled and pointed, "HE DID IT!!!! HE DID IT!!!"
Quatre turned around and saw... "Trowa?! Trowa, YOU did this!!!?" He asked rather loudly. He held up the remains of the savaged shirt in front of Trowa and yelled, "I can't believe you did THIS!!!!! Why Trowa---WHY!!!!!"
"..." Trowa grabbed Quatre's hand and yanked him close. "Because..... I..... can—BITCH!!!" Trowa shoved Quatre across the room. He went flying into the control panel of the Disposal Unit.... which happened to be the ENTIRE room!!!
Suddenly a loud automated voiced blasted over the PA system: "ATTENTION: THE SPOOKY FACTORY DISPOSAL HAS NOW BEEN ACTIVATED. PLEASE DISPOSE OF ALL BIO-WASTES AND LEAVE THE ROOM IMMEDIATELY!!! YOU HAVE 3 MINUTES TO EXIT THE DISPOSAL AREA. I REPEAT...."
"Hey!!! Psycho-Mute talks----" Duo screamed, "Oh MY GAAAAWD!!!!! MY hair will be totally destroyed!!!! We GOTTA get out of here!!!"
Wufei dropped the smelly space suit and decided to just wrap the remains of his clothing around his waist. He climbed over the various corpses and sniffed the air. "Hey, I smell... acid... Oh my damn—this place is going to fill up with acid!!! We gotta get out of here!!!
Wufei and Duo headed towards the only exit---- behind Trowa--- (screeEEEEEEch!!!!!)
"Where do YOU think you're going?" Trowa took out his Tachyon Cannon....
Wufie and Duo clung to each other and screamed like chicks!!!!!! "AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYE!!!!!!!"
Trowa hoisted the Cannon over his head and threw it at the two survivors----SMASH!!!!
"Don't panic. It was empty." Trowa teased. He turned around and headed towards the exit— "...?" The Vinyl-Clad Nightmare was tad surprised to see Quatre standing in front of the exit. "HSSSSSSSS!!!"
Quatre's eyes suddenly turned gold. Zero System Gold. "I can't allow you to disturb the world of club fashion wear, Trowa."
"?!?!"
Quatre started walking towards Trowa. "You've been VERY bad Trowa. First, you try to kill us—and now you're ruining pimped out shirts---AND I CAN'T TOLERATE THAT!!!!" He roared. An eerie glow illuminated from Quatre and his hair started going crazy!!!!
Trowa was startled. He took a few steps backwards....
Heero popped up behind Trowa and shoved him back towards Quatre. "Oh, you are SO overdue for an ASS-KICKING—Go for it!"
Trowa stumbled towards Quatre, who caught him by the face. "Thank you, Mr. Yuy." he snarled. "You SKINNY son-of-a-BITCH!!!!" Quatre suddenly gut punched Trowa in the stomach.
"!!!!" He grunted in pain, faltering to the floor. He tried to crawl away from Quatre, but the ENRAGED and GLOWING Blonde grabbed Trowa by the gangly legs and pulled him back.
"AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOU!!!!" Quatre kicked his foot into his crotch and did a knee drop in his gut!!! "You HAVE THE FUCKING NERVE TO GO AROUND BURNING SHIRTS UP!!!!"
"EYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!" Trowa managed to yell at the top of his lungs!!!!!!! He rolled to his side and flipped Quatre off of him. He sat up and punched Quatre square in the eye!!!! "GRRRRRRRrrrrrr!!!!!"
"It's NOT just the FUCKING SHIRT, Mr. Barton!!!!!! OH NO!!!!" Quatre grabbed Trowa by the hair and punched him in the nose with the other hand. "I'm not FINISHED kicking your ass—BITCH!!!" Quatre lifted Trowa up and dropped him over his knee. "I GO THROUGH ALL THIS SHIT FOR SAVING YOUR GOOFY ASS AND YOU TRY TO KILL ME!!!!"
Trowa slide off Quatre's knee--- (Squeeeeeak—THUD!!!) And kicked Quatre in the jaw!!! He got up and ran over to a pile of dead bodies and threw one of them at him. Quatre punched his fist through the corpse and made a mad dash towards Trowa....
"!!!!!!?" Trowa tried to make a run for it---
But Quatre caught and threw him to the floor--- by his neck!!!!!
The Tiny but Ferocious Blonde began slamming his head into the floor. Trowa was getting dizzy after the first few dozen before grabbing hold of one random discarded—dismembered arm and slapped Quatre in the face!!!
"OWWWWWW!!!!" Quatre hollered. "I HAD BETTER THINGS TO DO—Y'KNOW!!!!----OW!! QUIT IT!!!!"
Meanwhile, Duo, Wufei, and Heero forgot about fighting each other altogether for watching the former allies fight to the death.
"Come on!!!! Quatre—SNAP HIS NECK!!!!!" Heero called out.
"Go for the JUGULAR!!! THE JUGULAR!!!!"
Wufei headed towards the exit. He saw that the door needed a keycard in order to open.... "Uh.... Guys....?"
Trowa tossed Quatre off of him and flipped to his feet. After Quatre landed upon the floor—he also flipped to his feet!
"HSSSSSSssssssss!!!!"
"ENOUGH OF THE HISSING!!!! It's time to die!!!!" Quatre yelled. He went charging towards Trowa!!!! "AAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!"
"YOU HAVE 2 MINUTES TO EXIT THE DISPOSAL AREA... I REPEAT..."
Wufei went searching through the piles of dead bodies... "Unless you goes wanna go through an actual ACID WASH—I'd suggest helping me find the damn keycard!!!!"
Duo and Heero gestured for him to shut up.
"Silence!!! This is getting good!!!" Heero ordered.
Duo complained, "YOU'RE RUINING THE FUN!!!!!"
"Why am I cursed!!?"
Quatre dodged Trowa's kick. He countered by ducking underneath the taller boy and lifting and tossing him over. Trowa quickly got up and took out his whip---
WHIPP-O!!!! He slashed at Quatre—striking him in the face!!!!!
Quatre went to the floor covering his face. He soon got up and examined his hand--- "B-Blood? You cut my face, Trowa....."
"Uhm.... that CAN'T possibly be good." Wufei sighed. Suddenly a keycard emerged from the decay!!! "Hey!!!! I found the KEYCARD—WE CAN ESCAPE!!!!"
"Uhm.... H-he looks crazy!!!! L-LET'S HIDE!!!!" Duo stammered before taking cover behind a pile of dead bodies.
"Fuck this!!!" Heero also took cover behind a pile of dead bodies.
"I-I Can't BELIEVE you c-cut m-m-my ad-dorable face!!!!" Suddenly Quatre's whole body turned gold and he started ignited things all round him!!!! "W-WHY YOU----YOU-----"
"aaaaYH!!! This place full of decay and flammable chemicals is being set on FIRE!!!!!" Wufei screamed. He got up and started running towards the exit.
Heero and Duo got up from behind the now enflamed pile of corpses and headed towards the exit as well...
"FUCKING COCKTEASE!!!!!" Quatre squealed at the top of his lungs.
Trowa blinked. "....p-pika?!"
Heero, Duo, and Wufei paused.
"WHAT did he just say?!?!" Heero asked in stupefaction.
Wufei twitched. "I think he said......cock......tease...."
Duo blurted, "What the hell's a cocktease?!?!?"
"uHHH.... I don't WANT to know...." Heero frowned.
"ROOOOOOOOOAR!!!!" Quatre pounced upon Trowa, slamming him into the floor. He grabbed him by the unibang and continuously punched him in the face.....
"Aaaaaaiye!!!" Trowa screamed, tried to pry him off.
Wufei, Heero, and a VERY puzzled Duo hurried out of the disposal area...
Trowa tried to follow after them, but Quatre yanked his lanky ass back to finish beating the ever living shit out of Trowa..... For the remaining 2 minutes.....
"WHAT'S MY FUCKING NAME, TRICK-BITCH?!?!?!" Quatre growled as he suddenly began bitch-slapping Trowa!!!!
"--------I-I----- OOF!!!! DON'T-----REMEMBER----OW!!!!"
Meanwhile on the other side of the door....
"Should we go in there and break that up?!?" Duo asked, listening against the door.
Heero answered quickly, "Hell no. They're HIS friends!"
Both mercenaries turned to look at Wufei.
"...w-WHAT?!??!" Wufei glared back. He released a sigh, "Oh.... yeah..... riiiiight."
(To Be Continued......
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HEE-HEE!!!!)
5:55am. Spooky Factory Bio Weapon Area.
It's been a while, but a newly reformed and thoroughly ass-kicked Trowa Barton awoke---
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYH!!!!!! Get AWAY from MEEEEE!!!!" Trowa screamed, scooting away from Quatre, who sitting upon the desk next to him. He fell over the edge and landed on his head. "OW!!!!"
Quatre jumped off the desk and knelt beside him. "Oh no!!! Mr. Barton!!!! Let me help you----"
Trowa scampered away from Quatre, his vinyl covered butt squeaking across the floor in sheer panic. (*squeeeeak!!*)
"Please!!!!!! Don't hit me, Quatre!!!! I'm not brainwashed, I swear!!!! Don't beat the ever-living-shit out of me!!!!"
As Quatre tried to go near him, Trowa kept scooting further away. "I don't understand you—why are you being so scared!?! Why are you saying that?!"
"Maybe because you DID beat the ever-living-shit out of him a few minutes ago, ASS." Heero announced as he entered the room.
"Then blacked out...." Duo added, as he stood near the door next to Heero.
"I did?!" Quatre muttered to himself. "I'd never hurt Trowa, intentionally."
"Well.... after we dragged you two out of the disposal--- Mr. Barton seemed to have come to his senses..... but you were WELL away from yours." Heero said.
"It was funny as hell!!!!" Duo chuckled. "Especially the part where you liked pinned him to the floor, AGAIN, and started to strangle him."
Quatre looked over to Trowa who was STILL trembling in a corner, in utter fear of him. Oh no! I feel so bad! He's so scared. "Trowa?!? TROWA?!??!"
"....I want my mommy..... Whoever she is....."
"Forgive me, Trowa!!!" Quatre called out. "Wufei and ...hey?!?! Where's Wufei?!?!"
"He's in good hands.... uhm... well... it depends...." Heero smirked. He took out his Desert Eagle and aimed towards Quatre—Trowa's too scared shitless to be a threat.
"Not this, again!!!" Quatre grumbled. "What the----"
Duo took out a bazooka and aimed it towards Quatre, "Game is STILL on! Captain Zechs awaits you!"
"ZECHS!!?!?"