Oh my gosh, I didn't really mean for this fan fiction to become so popular!
I can't believe how many reviews I have received over this simple little
fan fic. So, in honor of all you devoted fans and such out there, I HAVE NO
PLANS TO STOP WRITING THIS FIC!!! I don't care how many chapters it is,
just as long as you guys still like it!
Kurama: Wow, you are devoted. It might take a while for people to get tired of it, just look at how many reviews you have!
Hiei: How long do you think that you are going to drag this whole stalker thing on? I am tired of trying to figure it out.
SS: Just to piss you off, I think that I am going to drag it on to the LAST chapter!!
Hiei: OH NO YOU WON'T WOMAN, YOU ARE GOING TO TELL ME NOW!!!!
SS: Here we go again. Don't start this again Hiei, I told you that I wasn't gonna say!
Hiei: I hate both you and the stalker, I really do
******************************************************* Yusuke:
Well, it looks like hell is breaking out all over again. Koenma's dad is SUPER pissed and now he is threatening to blow up another continent if we don't find his son. I can't believe that WE have to go and find him! God, Koenma's dad should go out and look for him, he's the one who put him in the frickin' jail cell, NOT ME!!! Sorry, I am just a little uptight. I MEAN THIS ISN'T MY PROBLEM!!!! I DIDN'T DO A FUCKIN' THING TO GET INTO THIS!!! WHY DOES EVERYONE CALL ON ME AND MY FRIENDS TO SOLVE ALL THEIR PROBLEMS!!! Anyway, just leave a message after the beep, like I'll reply anyway. *Beep*
Kuwabara:
Wait a minute Urameshi, why are you dragging me into this whole thing. YOU'RE THE SPIRIT DETECTIVE, NOT ME!!!! I don't understand why I get dragged into so many different things; I AM JUST A SIMPLE HUMAN!!!! Now look at what you did Urameshi, you made me all uptight as well. Thanks a lot. *Beep*
Yusuke:
Kuwabara, the reason that you are being dragged into this is: 1) I need all the help I can get, 2) My ass is going to get kicked if I don't and then you'll be the one to suffer, and 3) BECAUSE YUKINA IS MISSING BECAUSE OF THIS WHOLE MESS! *Beep*
Kuwabara:
OH MY GOD I TOTALLY FORGOT!!!! YYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! !!!!! *Beep*
Kurama:
Well, it seems like vacations don't last that long in this lifetime. I have to help Yusuke and Kuwabara find Yukina and Koenma and then I have to convince Hiei that he has to come along to help us because we really need him. Honestly Hiei, just forget about the stupid stalker. If they wanted you to find out who they were, they would have left you a message....duh. Anyway, I still have some more tapes for sale if anyone wants them. I am also looking for anyone who would like to take me on a vacation while this whole crisis blows over. I have certain restrictions on who can take me though. Anyone can take me except: fangirls, gay men, people who think I am gay, Koenma, Kuwabara for that matter, Hiei, and anyone who would just take me because of what they have heard from other people. Thanks! *Beep*
Hiei:
Get this through your thick skulls morons. I AM NOT LEAVING THIS HOUSE UNTIL I FIND OUT WHO THE STALKER IS. *Beep*
Kuwabara:
You know what is kind of weird then Hiei, if you're not leaving the house until you find out who the stalker is, then why do you have your answering machine on? I just find it a little confusing that way. I mean it does make sense doesn't it? *Beep*
Kurama:
You know Kuwabara, you're right. That really doesn't make sense. Wow, I can't believe that Kuwabara actually figured that out all by himself. I suppose I underestimated you. Congratulations for pointing out something that even I didn't see. By the way, I am still looking for someone to take me on a vacation. I am getting kind of desperate. Yusuke is threatening me that if I go on this vacation, he will hunt me down and drag me back himself. I'd like to see him try. *Beep*
Hiei:
All right, I am sick and tired of this whole stalker thing. It has been dragging on for 3 chapters now and I am tired of wasting my energy on this whole thing. So here is what I am going to do, I am going to disconnect my own phone line so that no one can ever call me AGAIN. It's the perfect plan. I didn't really need to use the phone anyway, mainly because I don't even know how to use it. TAKE THAT!!!! *Beep*
Yusuke:
Well now life has just gotten worse. Kurama is trying to go on a vacation, Kuwabara is incredibly proud of himself that he was actually smarter then Kurama on something, and Hiei is trying to disconnect his phone in order to not be harassed by a "stalker". WHAT THE HELL IS THE WORLD COMING TO THESE DAYS??? I mean we were all such a good team for the longest time, what the heck happened to all of that. You know what, I BLAME THIS ALL ON THE STALKER TOO!!! I mean, who knows if it is some huge wide scale plan to take over the world by tearing the Rei Kai Tentai apart!!!! I am with Hiei on this one, forget about Koenma for the moment, we are going to find that stalker and find out what their plans are!!! I WILL FIND YOU!!!!! YOU WILL NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT!!! *Mission Impossible Theme Song in background* *Beep*
Kuwabara:
WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING URAMESHI??? WE STILL NEED TO LOOK FOR MY YUKINA!!! SHE IS CALLING TO ME, SHE WANTS TO BE FOUND!!! DON'T WORRY MY LOVE, KUWABARA HASN'T GONE INSANE YET!!! I WILL FIND YOU!!! *Beep*
Kurama:
No point in arguing with the eager. I suppose that I will try and smooth things over with all of my friends, considering that I am the only one that truly has their sanity for the moment. Why must I always have to help people, I am just too nice of a person. You know what? People don't really say, "Leave a message" anymore. Wow, that was really random. Sorry, I am just a little stressed and now I am pointing out weird things that really have nothing to do with this plot. Does anyone really know the plot now? Leave a message if you have any answers to these questions. *Beep*
Hiei:
We're sorry, but the number you have dialed does not exist anymore. The owner of this phone line has either disconnected their phone or has moved to a different location. If this is an emergency, please dial 911. If not, then dial 0 for your local operator. If you would like to make a call, please hang up and try again. For only 95 cents, QWEST will keep trying and call you back as soon as the line is no longer disconnected. Thank you. *Elevator music in the background*
******************************************************* SS: I can't believe that you disconnected your own phone line Hiei.
Hiei: It was a solution. You have a problem with that?
SS: *sweatdrop* Of course not, Hiei.
Hiei: Good.
Kurama: I do not appreciate that you have decided to make all of this my problem.
SS: Hey, we can't just have Hiei's problems be the whole part of this story. You need problems anyway, I'll harass someone else later.
Kurama: Gee thanks, I really care about you too.
SS: Really? Aww, that's so sweet Kurama you don't have to say that.
Kurama: *sweatdrop*
SS: Anyway, be sure to review and don't worry, I'll have another chapter up as soon as I can possibly find time to type it.
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho but I wish that I did. I also do not own QWEST or any other phone company, and I am in no way affiliated with paper companies, computer companies, Microsoft Word, or any other product that I have used to make the production of this story. No animals were harmed in the making of this story. Copyright 2003. All rights reserved.
Kurama: Wow, you are devoted. It might take a while for people to get tired of it, just look at how many reviews you have!
Hiei: How long do you think that you are going to drag this whole stalker thing on? I am tired of trying to figure it out.
SS: Just to piss you off, I think that I am going to drag it on to the LAST chapter!!
Hiei: OH NO YOU WON'T WOMAN, YOU ARE GOING TO TELL ME NOW!!!!
SS: Here we go again. Don't start this again Hiei, I told you that I wasn't gonna say!
Hiei: I hate both you and the stalker, I really do
******************************************************* Yusuke:
Well, it looks like hell is breaking out all over again. Koenma's dad is SUPER pissed and now he is threatening to blow up another continent if we don't find his son. I can't believe that WE have to go and find him! God, Koenma's dad should go out and look for him, he's the one who put him in the frickin' jail cell, NOT ME!!! Sorry, I am just a little uptight. I MEAN THIS ISN'T MY PROBLEM!!!! I DIDN'T DO A FUCKIN' THING TO GET INTO THIS!!! WHY DOES EVERYONE CALL ON ME AND MY FRIENDS TO SOLVE ALL THEIR PROBLEMS!!! Anyway, just leave a message after the beep, like I'll reply anyway. *Beep*
Kuwabara:
Wait a minute Urameshi, why are you dragging me into this whole thing. YOU'RE THE SPIRIT DETECTIVE, NOT ME!!!! I don't understand why I get dragged into so many different things; I AM JUST A SIMPLE HUMAN!!!! Now look at what you did Urameshi, you made me all uptight as well. Thanks a lot. *Beep*
Yusuke:
Kuwabara, the reason that you are being dragged into this is: 1) I need all the help I can get, 2) My ass is going to get kicked if I don't and then you'll be the one to suffer, and 3) BECAUSE YUKINA IS MISSING BECAUSE OF THIS WHOLE MESS! *Beep*
Kuwabara:
OH MY GOD I TOTALLY FORGOT!!!! YYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! !!!!! *Beep*
Kurama:
Well, it seems like vacations don't last that long in this lifetime. I have to help Yusuke and Kuwabara find Yukina and Koenma and then I have to convince Hiei that he has to come along to help us because we really need him. Honestly Hiei, just forget about the stupid stalker. If they wanted you to find out who they were, they would have left you a message....duh. Anyway, I still have some more tapes for sale if anyone wants them. I am also looking for anyone who would like to take me on a vacation while this whole crisis blows over. I have certain restrictions on who can take me though. Anyone can take me except: fangirls, gay men, people who think I am gay, Koenma, Kuwabara for that matter, Hiei, and anyone who would just take me because of what they have heard from other people. Thanks! *Beep*
Hiei:
Get this through your thick skulls morons. I AM NOT LEAVING THIS HOUSE UNTIL I FIND OUT WHO THE STALKER IS. *Beep*
Kuwabara:
You know what is kind of weird then Hiei, if you're not leaving the house until you find out who the stalker is, then why do you have your answering machine on? I just find it a little confusing that way. I mean it does make sense doesn't it? *Beep*
Kurama:
You know Kuwabara, you're right. That really doesn't make sense. Wow, I can't believe that Kuwabara actually figured that out all by himself. I suppose I underestimated you. Congratulations for pointing out something that even I didn't see. By the way, I am still looking for someone to take me on a vacation. I am getting kind of desperate. Yusuke is threatening me that if I go on this vacation, he will hunt me down and drag me back himself. I'd like to see him try. *Beep*
Hiei:
All right, I am sick and tired of this whole stalker thing. It has been dragging on for 3 chapters now and I am tired of wasting my energy on this whole thing. So here is what I am going to do, I am going to disconnect my own phone line so that no one can ever call me AGAIN. It's the perfect plan. I didn't really need to use the phone anyway, mainly because I don't even know how to use it. TAKE THAT!!!! *Beep*
Yusuke:
Well now life has just gotten worse. Kurama is trying to go on a vacation, Kuwabara is incredibly proud of himself that he was actually smarter then Kurama on something, and Hiei is trying to disconnect his phone in order to not be harassed by a "stalker". WHAT THE HELL IS THE WORLD COMING TO THESE DAYS??? I mean we were all such a good team for the longest time, what the heck happened to all of that. You know what, I BLAME THIS ALL ON THE STALKER TOO!!! I mean, who knows if it is some huge wide scale plan to take over the world by tearing the Rei Kai Tentai apart!!!! I am with Hiei on this one, forget about Koenma for the moment, we are going to find that stalker and find out what their plans are!!! I WILL FIND YOU!!!!! YOU WILL NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT!!! *Mission Impossible Theme Song in background* *Beep*
Kuwabara:
WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING URAMESHI??? WE STILL NEED TO LOOK FOR MY YUKINA!!! SHE IS CALLING TO ME, SHE WANTS TO BE FOUND!!! DON'T WORRY MY LOVE, KUWABARA HASN'T GONE INSANE YET!!! I WILL FIND YOU!!! *Beep*
Kurama:
No point in arguing with the eager. I suppose that I will try and smooth things over with all of my friends, considering that I am the only one that truly has their sanity for the moment. Why must I always have to help people, I am just too nice of a person. You know what? People don't really say, "Leave a message" anymore. Wow, that was really random. Sorry, I am just a little stressed and now I am pointing out weird things that really have nothing to do with this plot. Does anyone really know the plot now? Leave a message if you have any answers to these questions. *Beep*
Hiei:
We're sorry, but the number you have dialed does not exist anymore. The owner of this phone line has either disconnected their phone or has moved to a different location. If this is an emergency, please dial 911. If not, then dial 0 for your local operator. If you would like to make a call, please hang up and try again. For only 95 cents, QWEST will keep trying and call you back as soon as the line is no longer disconnected. Thank you. *Elevator music in the background*
******************************************************* SS: I can't believe that you disconnected your own phone line Hiei.
Hiei: It was a solution. You have a problem with that?
SS: *sweatdrop* Of course not, Hiei.
Hiei: Good.
Kurama: I do not appreciate that you have decided to make all of this my problem.
SS: Hey, we can't just have Hiei's problems be the whole part of this story. You need problems anyway, I'll harass someone else later.
Kurama: Gee thanks, I really care about you too.
SS: Really? Aww, that's so sweet Kurama you don't have to say that.
Kurama: *sweatdrop*
SS: Anyway, be sure to review and don't worry, I'll have another chapter up as soon as I can possibly find time to type it.
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho but I wish that I did. I also do not own QWEST or any other phone company, and I am in no way affiliated with paper companies, computer companies, Microsoft Word, or any other product that I have used to make the production of this story. No animals were harmed in the making of this story. Copyright 2003. All rights reserved.