Hola all!! Once again I have returned to finally complete another chapter
in my story!! YAY what fun!! I just want to thank you all so much for
submitting reviews and just loving it so much!! It makes me feel special!!
Kurama: She loves the attention
Sapphire: Quiet Kurama, I may just have some fun with you in this chapter.....
Kurama: *sweatdrop* Um, I don't really know what you mean by that......
Sapphire: *Hits Kurama* Shut up!! I didn't mean it in a sick way!!! I meant it in a funny sort of way.
Kurama: *Knocked out*
Sapphire: Okay then, anyway, be sure to review afterwards and just enjoy!!
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Yusuke:
Okay then. It seems that life has calmed down once again. Yukina and Botan have returned from wherever they went and Koenma was found once again. I believe that he was trying to sell himself off as a stripper at a local club and the bouncer became confused as to why the hell a baby would want to become a stripper, let alone speak English fluently at that age. Anyway, both Botan and Koenma got off with somewhat severe punishments and Yukina was spared for some reason, probably has something to do with Kuwabara. Something confuses me though, why didn't anyone want to tell me what Koenma's and Botan's punishment was, its not like I would be too immature and laugh at it. WHY THE HELL DOES EVERYONE THINK I AM SO FRICKIN' IMMATURE??? *Beep*
Kuwabara:
YUKINA MY LOVE!!! WE ARE ONCE AGAIN BACK TOGETHER!!! OUR BOND OF LOVE COULD NOT SEPARATE US!! I HAVE FOUND YOU MY LOVE AND I HAVE SAVED YOU FROM THE EVIL KING YAMA AND HIS EVIL PUNISHMENT THAT ALMOST FORCED OUR LOVE APART FOR EVEN LONGER!!!! I LOVE YOU, YUKINA!!! I LOVE---*Beep*
Kurama:
Currently I am paranoid as to what this story is really gonna turn out to be. I mean, what the heck? I am just a simple guy, doing my homework, looking out for my friends and my mother, minding my own business. But what has to happen? The screwed up author of this story has to go off and get hyped up on sugar and then decided to write a story totally randomly and with no real idea of what the plot is going to be until she discovers it in the middle of the chapter. She then proceeds to put me into the introduction and conclusion and then knocks me out for a while and then puts me into her closet until she pulls me out for homework questions or to put me into the introduction once again. Doesn't this seem to bother anyone else? I mean, don't you feel used? To be placed here and just sort of be used for the entertainment purposes of another? Doesn't this bother anyone? Anyone? Oh what the hell, I give up. *Beep*
Hiei:
The number you are currently trying to reached has been disconnected. Please hang up and try again. *Elevator music*
Kuwabara:
Hey guys!! Can't really talk right now, currently on a sugar high, WEEEEEEEE!!!! This is so much fun!! Have you ever been to a restaurant, you know? And then, like, eat all of the sugar packets that they give you by, like, putting them into your water and then drinking all of water??? Have ya? Have ya? Have ya? AnywayIguessthatIcan'treallytalkrightnowbecausethesugarhighisreallygettingto meandI'mallliketalkingreallyfastandstuffandIbetallofyouwhoarereadingthisareh avingareallyhardtimereadingthisbecauseitisallbuncheduptogetherinallonebigwor dandit'sjustlikesocoolandIdon'tknowhowmuchlongerIhavetorecordthissoyeahI'llj ustgonowbye *Beep*
Hiei:
All right, because the author told me that some people were wondering why I disconnect my phone and were all sad because of it, I'll reconnect my phone, which I just did, which is why I am talking to you, which is why I am explaining it to you, which is why I am getting pissed, which is why I am going to stop this message now. *Beep*
Kurama:
Has anyone seen Hiei around lately? He has reconnected his phone, but he won't call you back or he won't answer the door. I am concerned. The last time I talked to him he said that he was going into withdrawal over something. Anyway, leave a message after the beep. *Beep*
Kuwabara:
Maybehesundergoingasugarwithdrawal. ThatswhatIwentunderuntilIfoundsomemorepacksofsugarinmykitchenandnowI'mbackto mynormlahyperselfandallthatgoodstuff. AnywayIhavenoideawhatelsetoputsoI'lljustpressthebottonthatmakesitgobeepandth enIwillbealldonewiththismessageandthencontinueonwithmylifeandthenkeepongetti ngsugarhigh. *Breath*AnywayIhopetoseeyoualllaterorsomethingandtellshortythatifheneedssuga rthatIcangivehimapackandstuffcauseIjustspenttendollarstobuyalotofsugarpacks. Anywaybye *Beep*
Yusuke:
KUWABARA GET OFF THE FRICKIN' SUGAR HIGH!!! I CAN HARDLY UNDERSTAND WHAT THE HELL YOU ARE TRYING TO SAY IN YOUR MESSAGES!!! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS IF YOU DON'T GET OFF THAT SUGAR!! *Beep*
Kurama:
Anyway, I still haven't heard from anyone about where the heck Hiei went off. If you have any information, please call me at 1-507-382-5633.
Yusuke:
Kurama, did you know that your phone number spells out like: 1-507-FUCKOFF? I WANT YOUR PHONE NUMBER!!! *Beep*
Kurama:
Actually Yusuke, I am over at Hiei's house right now and seeing if there are any clues to where he has gone. I guess when he plugged his phone back in, they let him choose the numbers. My phone number is: 1-507-759-3691. *Beep*
{A/N: If you haven't noticed by now, I always make out the phone numbers to spell out something. If you can figure out what Kurama's spells, I'll be sure to mention you in the next chapter. Hint: You don't have to worry about the 1-507 part and the 1 at the very end is not included in the word. So its two, three-letter words.}
Kuwabara:
Darnwellthatsucksthatyoucantfindthedwarfandallthatgoodstuff. AnywayIamstillonmysugarhighandIcouldcarelesswhatUrameshisaysbecausehedoesntk nowsquat. AnywaymydoorbelljustrangandI'mgonnaseewhoitisandonceIgetbackI'llcontinuetalk ingandallthatstuff. *Long pause* Hey guys, Yusuke here. Kuwabara cannot come to the phone right now, but as soon as he's back from the hospital, he'll be more then happy to answer your calls. See you around. *Evil laughing* *Beep*
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Well? What did you guys think? Don't worry, more chapters to come soon!! Next chapter we will find out where Hiei went and see what drastic measures he will take to satisfy his "withdrawal". Be sure to review!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho in any way, although I wish that I did. This idea and all ideas presented in this Fan Fiction are solely mine, although other people can post other Fan Fictions about answering machines. Copyright 2003. All Rights Reserved.
~SapphireStarz726 ^_~
Kurama: She loves the attention
Sapphire: Quiet Kurama, I may just have some fun with you in this chapter.....
Kurama: *sweatdrop* Um, I don't really know what you mean by that......
Sapphire: *Hits Kurama* Shut up!! I didn't mean it in a sick way!!! I meant it in a funny sort of way.
Kurama: *Knocked out*
Sapphire: Okay then, anyway, be sure to review afterwards and just enjoy!!
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Yusuke:
Okay then. It seems that life has calmed down once again. Yukina and Botan have returned from wherever they went and Koenma was found once again. I believe that he was trying to sell himself off as a stripper at a local club and the bouncer became confused as to why the hell a baby would want to become a stripper, let alone speak English fluently at that age. Anyway, both Botan and Koenma got off with somewhat severe punishments and Yukina was spared for some reason, probably has something to do with Kuwabara. Something confuses me though, why didn't anyone want to tell me what Koenma's and Botan's punishment was, its not like I would be too immature and laugh at it. WHY THE HELL DOES EVERYONE THINK I AM SO FRICKIN' IMMATURE??? *Beep*
Kuwabara:
YUKINA MY LOVE!!! WE ARE ONCE AGAIN BACK TOGETHER!!! OUR BOND OF LOVE COULD NOT SEPARATE US!! I HAVE FOUND YOU MY LOVE AND I HAVE SAVED YOU FROM THE EVIL KING YAMA AND HIS EVIL PUNISHMENT THAT ALMOST FORCED OUR LOVE APART FOR EVEN LONGER!!!! I LOVE YOU, YUKINA!!! I LOVE---*Beep*
Kurama:
Currently I am paranoid as to what this story is really gonna turn out to be. I mean, what the heck? I am just a simple guy, doing my homework, looking out for my friends and my mother, minding my own business. But what has to happen? The screwed up author of this story has to go off and get hyped up on sugar and then decided to write a story totally randomly and with no real idea of what the plot is going to be until she discovers it in the middle of the chapter. She then proceeds to put me into the introduction and conclusion and then knocks me out for a while and then puts me into her closet until she pulls me out for homework questions or to put me into the introduction once again. Doesn't this seem to bother anyone else? I mean, don't you feel used? To be placed here and just sort of be used for the entertainment purposes of another? Doesn't this bother anyone? Anyone? Oh what the hell, I give up. *Beep*
Hiei:
The number you are currently trying to reached has been disconnected. Please hang up and try again. *Elevator music*
Kuwabara:
Hey guys!! Can't really talk right now, currently on a sugar high, WEEEEEEEE!!!! This is so much fun!! Have you ever been to a restaurant, you know? And then, like, eat all of the sugar packets that they give you by, like, putting them into your water and then drinking all of water??? Have ya? Have ya? Have ya? AnywayIguessthatIcan'treallytalkrightnowbecausethesugarhighisreallygettingto meandI'mallliketalkingreallyfastandstuffandIbetallofyouwhoarereadingthisareh avingareallyhardtimereadingthisbecauseitisallbuncheduptogetherinallonebigwor dandit'sjustlikesocoolandIdon'tknowhowmuchlongerIhavetorecordthissoyeahI'llj ustgonowbye *Beep*
Hiei:
All right, because the author told me that some people were wondering why I disconnect my phone and were all sad because of it, I'll reconnect my phone, which I just did, which is why I am talking to you, which is why I am explaining it to you, which is why I am getting pissed, which is why I am going to stop this message now. *Beep*
Kurama:
Has anyone seen Hiei around lately? He has reconnected his phone, but he won't call you back or he won't answer the door. I am concerned. The last time I talked to him he said that he was going into withdrawal over something. Anyway, leave a message after the beep. *Beep*
Kuwabara:
Maybehesundergoingasugarwithdrawal. ThatswhatIwentunderuntilIfoundsomemorepacksofsugarinmykitchenandnowI'mbackto mynormlahyperselfandallthatgoodstuff. AnywayIhavenoideawhatelsetoputsoI'lljustpressthebottonthatmakesitgobeepandth enIwillbealldonewiththismessageandthencontinueonwithmylifeandthenkeepongetti ngsugarhigh. *Breath*AnywayIhopetoseeyoualllaterorsomethingandtellshortythatifheneedssuga rthatIcangivehimapackandstuffcauseIjustspenttendollarstobuyalotofsugarpacks. Anywaybye *Beep*
Yusuke:
KUWABARA GET OFF THE FRICKIN' SUGAR HIGH!!! I CAN HARDLY UNDERSTAND WHAT THE HELL YOU ARE TRYING TO SAY IN YOUR MESSAGES!!! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS IF YOU DON'T GET OFF THAT SUGAR!! *Beep*
Kurama:
Anyway, I still haven't heard from anyone about where the heck Hiei went off. If you have any information, please call me at 1-507-382-5633.
Yusuke:
Kurama, did you know that your phone number spells out like: 1-507-FUCKOFF? I WANT YOUR PHONE NUMBER!!! *Beep*
Kurama:
Actually Yusuke, I am over at Hiei's house right now and seeing if there are any clues to where he has gone. I guess when he plugged his phone back in, they let him choose the numbers. My phone number is: 1-507-759-3691. *Beep*
{A/N: If you haven't noticed by now, I always make out the phone numbers to spell out something. If you can figure out what Kurama's spells, I'll be sure to mention you in the next chapter. Hint: You don't have to worry about the 1-507 part and the 1 at the very end is not included in the word. So its two, three-letter words.}
Kuwabara:
Darnwellthatsucksthatyoucantfindthedwarfandallthatgoodstuff. AnywayIamstillonmysugarhighandIcouldcarelesswhatUrameshisaysbecausehedoesntk nowsquat. AnywaymydoorbelljustrangandI'mgonnaseewhoitisandonceIgetbackI'llcontinuetalk ingandallthatstuff. *Long pause* Hey guys, Yusuke here. Kuwabara cannot come to the phone right now, but as soon as he's back from the hospital, he'll be more then happy to answer your calls. See you around. *Evil laughing* *Beep*
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Well? What did you guys think? Don't worry, more chapters to come soon!! Next chapter we will find out where Hiei went and see what drastic measures he will take to satisfy his "withdrawal". Be sure to review!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho in any way, although I wish that I did. This idea and all ideas presented in this Fan Fiction are solely mine, although other people can post other Fan Fictions about answering machines. Copyright 2003. All Rights Reserved.
~SapphireStarz726 ^_~