Chapter 1
Kyo Meets His Matches?!
This is my first ever fan fiction I've ever wrote. So it may be a little sketchy, so bare with me. This is an RPG, and I don't know if that's against the rules or regulation, so please don't punish me, or kick me out! For all those who may be wondering if I am in any way, shape or form a friend of Tsukichan; I forget if she had any number after her name or not; you are 100% right. As sad as it sounds. To the person who said that he was more hyper than I was. You could never be more hyper than I could! I am the queen of hyper activity. I am an additive lover of chocolate and other sugary items. Except for the care bears. Those are evil minions of heck. This is rated G so let's keep that way. This may or may not get confusing depending on who you are. This story isn't just about Kyo from fruits basket, but there are a lot of fights over him. Well you'll see what I mean. Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you who I am in this story of min. Well, I'm Liz. So enjoy may attempt at an RPG Fan Fic. Since this an RPG try to use a little imagination.
Liz: Hi you guys. Guess what!
Christina: no body cares.
Liz: That hurts, you're so mean! (Puppy ears and a tear.)
Christine: Poor Liz (pats Liz on the head)
Meg: what do you have?
Liz: I finally got the new Fruits Basket!
Meg: Yes! Oh! What happens to Yuki?
Christina: Who care about Yuki, what about Kyo?! (Evil glare from Meg)
Liz: Calm down you two.
Meg: don't tell me to calm down, tell me what happens to Yuki!
Christine: You better tell her before she hurts you.
Liz: Hee hee hee.
Marcy: just tell us for God sake. (Playing pokemon)
Erica: Your one to talk. Mention the name Gohan, and your out for blood.
Marcy: what did you say about Gohan? (Pounces on Erica)
Erica: Pleas don't touch me. Thank you
Liz: Pleas By next year he all mine. Heh heh heh.
Marcy: You want to say that again? (Grabs Liz by the collar)
Liz: No. (Scared)
Erica: Down pika. (Drag Marcy away by the arms)
Meg: Oh my sweet Yuki, your mine, all mine!
Everyone: Scary. (Sweat drop)
Liz: Any way. The new "Fruits Basket" is.(A bright light) *Thud!
Liz: Owww! (Darkness all around) Where the hell are we.
Meg: I don't know
Erica: (Muffled voice) you know, for freshmen you're extremely heavy.
Meg: OOPS.
Liz: Nice and comfy. (*Bounce *bounce *bounce)
Everyone, accept Liz and Meg: (pushing up) Get off!
Liz: Ooff! Wow that hurt!
Christina: Why you little.(strangles Liz)
Everyone: Such children.
Christina: Weren't we just in the hall. Are we lost or something?
Christine: Very perceptive of you.
Liz and me: No we're not!
Meg: We were thrown into another dimension!
Liz: Yeah, Yeah!
Meg: But which one?
Liz Oooooh, chose me, chose me.
Erica: Clam down. Know what do you want.
Liz: I want a pony and a race car and a puppy and Usher and and and.(in her own world)(major sweat drop and everyone trips)
Everyone: Wow.
Christine: Smart one that's not what she meant.
Liz: Oh, right. I know where we're going. We're about to cross into the world of "Fruits Basket!"
Christina: How do you know?
Liz: Because we're all cartoons! Just like the ones from "Fruits Basket".
Christine: Wow She's right, smart one she is.
Meg: Lizzi-chan did good!
Marcy: don't let it get to her head.
Erica: Let the kid have some fun.
Marcy: No
Meg: Why not?
Marcy: Because she tried to steal my Gohan, Goten, and Trunks.
Christina: Those cross eyed freaks.
Marcy: Yes, those cross-eyed freak.Hey!
Christina: Heeheehee.
Christine: Ladies we've got a winner!
Marcy: Watch it.
Christina: Wow, to much drama.
Liz: Hark; do I hear the words of a hypocrite?
Christina: What was that?!
Liz: Nothing, *cough *cough I've got a cold.
Christina: And I'm sure you want to keep it a cold, right? (Glares at Liz)(Scenery changes, building and house appear, Kyo, Haru, Momiji, Yuki, and Toru are all walking towards us.)
Liz: Lookie, lookie, lookie, its.it's Kyo
Christine: Where?
Christina: Huh? (The three run towards Kyo, Major sweat drops)
Meg: Yuki! *Poof!
Liz: Oh my god it Kyo! (Grabs his hand) Come with me!
Christina: hold it he's coming with me.
Liz: You've yet to produce proper bartering material for the possession of my one and only Kyo.
Christine: You mean our one and only Kyo, right?
Liz: *Heh *heh *heh, right.
Kyo: Who the hell are you guys! Get off me!
Christina: Oh comes now, you know you want me.
Liz: *Belch who would want you.
Christina: I thought you valued your life? I guess I thought wrong. (Starts to strangle Liz)
Marcy: You guys are scarring the poor boy.
Erica: He's scared, what about me?
Christine Pleas excuse our incredibly stupid friends.
Liz: Hey, I resent that. (Shaking Kyo's arm around.)
Christine: You're hurting Kyon-Kyon! Get off him! Now!
Kyo: Don't call me Kyon-Kyon!
Momiji: Kyo-chan has the hots again.
Erica: Oh, he so cute.
Liz: Hand off, he's mine too. Same with Haru!
Christine: You mean ours!
Liz: Right, oops, sorry.
Haru: You still haven't told us who you are.
Christine: I'm Christine, the girl on Kyo's right is Liz, and on his left is Christina. The other two are Erica and Marcy.
Marcy: Hey!
Erica: Yo!
Christine: And this is.. Um.well Meg is some were around here.
Momiji: Where the Sohma's. I'm Momiji that's Haru, the one with the red hair is Kyo, and Yuki is not here.
Haru: I think they already know who we are Momi-chan Momiji: Yukiiiii! Yuuuuu-kiiiiiii! Yuki were are you.
Liz: I think I know were they are. (Points at the tree)
Meg: Mine all mines. (Up a tree)
Toru: Oh no, Yuki! Please let him down!
Meg: No he mine! (In his rat form.)
Yuki: Could you just loosen your grip a bit?
Meg: Oh I'm sorry. Is that better? (Drops Yuki.)
Yuki: Not really! Someone help! (Erica catches Yuki)
Marcy: Nice catch.
Erica: You got to be more careful Lil' Duley.
Yuki: Please put me down.
Erica: Sorry. (*Poof, Yuki changes back)
Christina: Oh yeah.
Erica: Take it all off, baby!
Marcy: Whoa! Yeah baby!
Toru: Oh no! (Hides her face)
Meg: Oh, I'm sorry. (Hide her face and falls out of the tree on to her head.)
Liz: Tsuki-chan, You ding-dong.
Yuki: Well the secret's out again.
Momiji: They don't care if we transform.
Haru: But Akito won't be happy.
Liz: Don't worry we can keep a secret. (Still holding on to Kyo)
Kyo: Would you pleas let go of me?
Liz: No way.Well maybe, but first. (Hugs Kyo) *Poof!
Christina: Hey I was going to does that?
Christine: Back off sister, he's mine
Liz: Ours! I want to hug Mimosa too! *Pouf (Mimosa turns to a rabbit) Au a bunny! So cute.
(Swing Kyo and Momiji around)
Momiji: wee!
Kyo: Please let me go.
Liz: No.Hun? (Christina stole him)
Christina: Mine now!
Liz: Hey give him back!
Christina: Got to catch me first!
Liz: Get back here with my Kyo! (Starts chasing Christina)
Erica: Oh my god.
Marcy: Ladies and gentlemen, this may take a while.
Meg: (Zombie faced) Yuki!
Yuki: Huh? Meg: Your coming with me. *Poof! *Ha *ha *ha *ha (Runs away)
Toru: Oh no! Yuki! Please come back here! (Runs after them)
Christine: Hey, get back here! Your not suppose to steal the anime characters!
Liz: Hun? *Poof!
Momiji: Let's do that again! (Momiji hugs Christine)
Christine: *Oooh, he's so cute!
(Liz finally catches Christina)
Liz: Ha! Got you!
Christina: He's mine!
Liz: Mine!
*Poof
Liz: Oh yeah!
Christina: Woo-hoo!
Marcy: Nice.
Erica: Now that's a man!
Christine: Come too mama!
Kyo: You guy are sick.
Liz: Why thank you.
Haru: Is that Shigure?
Liz: Shigure, where! (Liz runs over to Shigure) Ooh. It's the dog!
Shigure: Huh, don't be ridiculous!
Kyo: Don't bother, they already know.
Haru: But, how did she know he was the dog.
Liz: It's a secret. (Giant sweat drop)
Shigure: Who are these girls?
Haru: Beats me.
Liz: We're from Mercy High, we're Mercy girls.
Christine: I think they already know were girl Liz.
Shiguer: Yes, yes, yes more high school girls
Marcy: (Walks up to Haru) What do you change into?
Christine: Who cares, He totally yummy.
Haru: (Black Haru) Are you sure you want to know? (Marcy shakes her head yes) Then why don't you come and find out? (Pulls Marcy over to him and Hugs her) *Poof!
Marcy: What the hell, you little.cow.
Haru: Moo
Meg: Has anyone noticed how dark it gotten?
Erica: Where the hell did you come from?
Meg: I woke up from the coma I got from falling out of the sky.
Liz: Don't you mean tree?
Meg: Treat, what treat?
Liz: Never mind.
Christina: I think something got messed in that fall.
Christine: You she wasn't messed up before?
Meg: You're so mean to me!
Yuki: *Poof! This is bad. We were supposed to be at Sohma house at 5.
Meg: Oh my virgin eyes! (Faints)
Liz: Tsuki-chan!
Marcy: You two are unbelievable.
Shigure: We should get her home.
Haru: *Poof! If some one would hug me again, and ride with her on my back it would go much faster.
Everyone: I will! (All jump on him at once)
Haru: One at a time! Ack! *Poof! Ooow! My back, please just one.
Liz: Christina, you go ahead with Haru, we'll catch up.
Christina: You're up to something.
Liz: Who, me? Naah.
Christina: I'm watching you. (Evil glare)
Liz: I though they'd never leave. Now's my chance.
Kagura: Ooh Kyyyyyyoooooo!
Kyo: No, no, not her, anything but her!
Kagura: Kyo why haven't you called me?
Kyo: Maybe because I don't like you!
Kagura: How could you say that! (Starts to beat him up) You player!
Liz: You know who would enjoy this? Nikky, that's who. I think I'll transport her here. "Super Fan Fic Power!"(Bright flash of light)
Nikky: Shriek! *Thud! *Poof! Hun, where am I? Ahh! I'm a cartoon! And I'm sitting on an orange cat that looks like.Kyo!
Liz: Hands off! Unless of cores you want to trade for Subaru.
Nikky: I told you before, He mine and I'm not trading!
Liz: Then you better give him to me.
Erica: Looks like we have more than one cat here to day, boy and girls.
Marcy: Can we just go, I'm hungry.
Toru: I'll make a beef stew.
Liz: Hold it, I'm the only cook around here.
Toru: There no need for us to fight, we can share the kitchen.
Liz: Finally a chance to prove my skill to a real. Kyo this will be your first taste of true carbine cooking.
Kagura: Kyo doesn't want your food he wants mine.
Liz: Fine it'll be a cook off, and our judge is
Both: Kyo! (Dash towards Shigure's house.)
Nikky: Don't forget about me. (Runs after them.)
Erica: You'd better go after then if you still want a house.
Shigure: It's OK, after all I have been living in the same house as Kyo and Yuki. Not to mention the event when Kagura came to visit.
Yuki and Kyo: why don't you shut your big mouth. Or I'll make you shut up.
Shigure: Shutting up
At Shigure's house
*Clank *clank *bang *bong *Crash!
Toru: Oh no! Be careful you two. *Boom!
Liz: Nikky what did you do!
All four: It's alive! Run for it. *Bang *Bang *Bang!
Nikky: Where the hell did you get that?
Liz: Get what?
Nikky: That gun!
Liz: What gun
Kagura: It's not dead!
Liz: What did you put in that?
Nikky: I have no idea. (Sweat drop)
Liz: I'll take care of this. (Pulls out a flame-thrower) Die!
Nikky: I think you went a little over board.
Liz: Nikky you food is finished, why don't you go give it to Kyo?
Nikky: Umm. all right. (Smiles sweetly). Here Kyo eat this.
Kyo: What is it?
Nikky: You don't like Steak and cheese pot pie?
Kyo: Not when it looks like it breathing.
Nikky: You'll eat and like it.
Kyo: No.
Nikky: Here! (Stuffs it down his throat Kyo faints)
Christine: Good going you killed the poor kid!
Christina: Kyo are ok? No you killed him.
Yuki: Finally.
Haru: Damn, I was supposed to do that.
Kyo: Hey, I'm not dead. I can't say the same for you two.
Haru: (black again) Oh you're asking for it!
Kagura: My turn! Yummy, yummy, in your tummy Fish cakes!
Kyo: I'm not hungry.
Kagura: Eat it!
Kyo: I'm not going to eat it.
Kagura: Don't make me hurt you.
Kyo: Fine.
Toru: I made rice balls for everyone.
Everyone: Yay.
Liz: so predictable Honda-san. I'll show you all what a real meal is. Presenting Elizabeth Gillian Carre's ultimate Haitian meal! Beef patties and Shrimp. Oh I also made some sushi, udango, and Mashed potatoes, fried chicken and well I cooked whole entire Thanks giving dinner!
Momiji: What's Thank giving?
Meg: It's a holiday were we get to eat globes and globes of food. Here Yuki try some mashed Potatoes.(Stuffs his faces into a tub of mashed potatoes)
Erica: Where did u get the tub?
Liz: Eat up everyone.
Kyo: Not hungry.
Liz: *Sniff Your so mean
Kyo: don't cry here look I'm eating. (Stuffs his face with shrimp)
Liz: Yay!
Gure: (looks into his kitchen) Umm who's going to clean this up?
Liz: not it!
Christine. Christina and Erika: not it!
Meg, Marcy: not it
Nikki: the Queen of darkness does not cook nor does she clean.
Liz: Fine! SUPER FAN FIC POWERS! Clean Shigure-sama house! (Every thing becomes spotless) There!
Christina: This is pointless
Yuki: Help
Kagura: my man
Liz: mine
Erica: Liz writes something meaningful.
Liz: how about we go to a.oh I know a hot spring! SUPER FAN FIC POWERS! (Sends everyone to a hot spring)
Kyo Meets His Matches?!
This is my first ever fan fiction I've ever wrote. So it may be a little sketchy, so bare with me. This is an RPG, and I don't know if that's against the rules or regulation, so please don't punish me, or kick me out! For all those who may be wondering if I am in any way, shape or form a friend of Tsukichan; I forget if she had any number after her name or not; you are 100% right. As sad as it sounds. To the person who said that he was more hyper than I was. You could never be more hyper than I could! I am the queen of hyper activity. I am an additive lover of chocolate and other sugary items. Except for the care bears. Those are evil minions of heck. This is rated G so let's keep that way. This may or may not get confusing depending on who you are. This story isn't just about Kyo from fruits basket, but there are a lot of fights over him. Well you'll see what I mean. Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you who I am in this story of min. Well, I'm Liz. So enjoy may attempt at an RPG Fan Fic. Since this an RPG try to use a little imagination.
Liz: Hi you guys. Guess what!
Christina: no body cares.
Liz: That hurts, you're so mean! (Puppy ears and a tear.)
Christine: Poor Liz (pats Liz on the head)
Meg: what do you have?
Liz: I finally got the new Fruits Basket!
Meg: Yes! Oh! What happens to Yuki?
Christina: Who care about Yuki, what about Kyo?! (Evil glare from Meg)
Liz: Calm down you two.
Meg: don't tell me to calm down, tell me what happens to Yuki!
Christine: You better tell her before she hurts you.
Liz: Hee hee hee.
Marcy: just tell us for God sake. (Playing pokemon)
Erica: Your one to talk. Mention the name Gohan, and your out for blood.
Marcy: what did you say about Gohan? (Pounces on Erica)
Erica: Pleas don't touch me. Thank you
Liz: Pleas By next year he all mine. Heh heh heh.
Marcy: You want to say that again? (Grabs Liz by the collar)
Liz: No. (Scared)
Erica: Down pika. (Drag Marcy away by the arms)
Meg: Oh my sweet Yuki, your mine, all mine!
Everyone: Scary. (Sweat drop)
Liz: Any way. The new "Fruits Basket" is.(A bright light) *Thud!
Liz: Owww! (Darkness all around) Where the hell are we.
Meg: I don't know
Erica: (Muffled voice) you know, for freshmen you're extremely heavy.
Meg: OOPS.
Liz: Nice and comfy. (*Bounce *bounce *bounce)
Everyone, accept Liz and Meg: (pushing up) Get off!
Liz: Ooff! Wow that hurt!
Christina: Why you little.(strangles Liz)
Everyone: Such children.
Christina: Weren't we just in the hall. Are we lost or something?
Christine: Very perceptive of you.
Liz and me: No we're not!
Meg: We were thrown into another dimension!
Liz: Yeah, Yeah!
Meg: But which one?
Liz Oooooh, chose me, chose me.
Erica: Clam down. Know what do you want.
Liz: I want a pony and a race car and a puppy and Usher and and and.(in her own world)(major sweat drop and everyone trips)
Everyone: Wow.
Christine: Smart one that's not what she meant.
Liz: Oh, right. I know where we're going. We're about to cross into the world of "Fruits Basket!"
Christina: How do you know?
Liz: Because we're all cartoons! Just like the ones from "Fruits Basket".
Christine: Wow She's right, smart one she is.
Meg: Lizzi-chan did good!
Marcy: don't let it get to her head.
Erica: Let the kid have some fun.
Marcy: No
Meg: Why not?
Marcy: Because she tried to steal my Gohan, Goten, and Trunks.
Christina: Those cross eyed freaks.
Marcy: Yes, those cross-eyed freak.Hey!
Christina: Heeheehee.
Christine: Ladies we've got a winner!
Marcy: Watch it.
Christina: Wow, to much drama.
Liz: Hark; do I hear the words of a hypocrite?
Christina: What was that?!
Liz: Nothing, *cough *cough I've got a cold.
Christina: And I'm sure you want to keep it a cold, right? (Glares at Liz)(Scenery changes, building and house appear, Kyo, Haru, Momiji, Yuki, and Toru are all walking towards us.)
Liz: Lookie, lookie, lookie, its.it's Kyo
Christine: Where?
Christina: Huh? (The three run towards Kyo, Major sweat drops)
Meg: Yuki! *Poof!
Liz: Oh my god it Kyo! (Grabs his hand) Come with me!
Christina: hold it he's coming with me.
Liz: You've yet to produce proper bartering material for the possession of my one and only Kyo.
Christine: You mean our one and only Kyo, right?
Liz: *Heh *heh *heh, right.
Kyo: Who the hell are you guys! Get off me!
Christina: Oh comes now, you know you want me.
Liz: *Belch who would want you.
Christina: I thought you valued your life? I guess I thought wrong. (Starts to strangle Liz)
Marcy: You guys are scarring the poor boy.
Erica: He's scared, what about me?
Christine Pleas excuse our incredibly stupid friends.
Liz: Hey, I resent that. (Shaking Kyo's arm around.)
Christine: You're hurting Kyon-Kyon! Get off him! Now!
Kyo: Don't call me Kyon-Kyon!
Momiji: Kyo-chan has the hots again.
Erica: Oh, he so cute.
Liz: Hand off, he's mine too. Same with Haru!
Christine: You mean ours!
Liz: Right, oops, sorry.
Haru: You still haven't told us who you are.
Christine: I'm Christine, the girl on Kyo's right is Liz, and on his left is Christina. The other two are Erica and Marcy.
Marcy: Hey!
Erica: Yo!
Christine: And this is.. Um.well Meg is some were around here.
Momiji: Where the Sohma's. I'm Momiji that's Haru, the one with the red hair is Kyo, and Yuki is not here.
Haru: I think they already know who we are Momi-chan Momiji: Yukiiiii! Yuuuuu-kiiiiiii! Yuki were are you.
Liz: I think I know were they are. (Points at the tree)
Meg: Mine all mines. (Up a tree)
Toru: Oh no, Yuki! Please let him down!
Meg: No he mine! (In his rat form.)
Yuki: Could you just loosen your grip a bit?
Meg: Oh I'm sorry. Is that better? (Drops Yuki.)
Yuki: Not really! Someone help! (Erica catches Yuki)
Marcy: Nice catch.
Erica: You got to be more careful Lil' Duley.
Yuki: Please put me down.
Erica: Sorry. (*Poof, Yuki changes back)
Christina: Oh yeah.
Erica: Take it all off, baby!
Marcy: Whoa! Yeah baby!
Toru: Oh no! (Hides her face)
Meg: Oh, I'm sorry. (Hide her face and falls out of the tree on to her head.)
Liz: Tsuki-chan, You ding-dong.
Yuki: Well the secret's out again.
Momiji: They don't care if we transform.
Haru: But Akito won't be happy.
Liz: Don't worry we can keep a secret. (Still holding on to Kyo)
Kyo: Would you pleas let go of me?
Liz: No way.Well maybe, but first. (Hugs Kyo) *Poof!
Christina: Hey I was going to does that?
Christine: Back off sister, he's mine
Liz: Ours! I want to hug Mimosa too! *Pouf (Mimosa turns to a rabbit) Au a bunny! So cute.
(Swing Kyo and Momiji around)
Momiji: wee!
Kyo: Please let me go.
Liz: No.Hun? (Christina stole him)
Christina: Mine now!
Liz: Hey give him back!
Christina: Got to catch me first!
Liz: Get back here with my Kyo! (Starts chasing Christina)
Erica: Oh my god.
Marcy: Ladies and gentlemen, this may take a while.
Meg: (Zombie faced) Yuki!
Yuki: Huh? Meg: Your coming with me. *Poof! *Ha *ha *ha *ha (Runs away)
Toru: Oh no! Yuki! Please come back here! (Runs after them)
Christine: Hey, get back here! Your not suppose to steal the anime characters!
Liz: Hun? *Poof!
Momiji: Let's do that again! (Momiji hugs Christine)
Christine: *Oooh, he's so cute!
(Liz finally catches Christina)
Liz: Ha! Got you!
Christina: He's mine!
Liz: Mine!
*Poof
Liz: Oh yeah!
Christina: Woo-hoo!
Marcy: Nice.
Erica: Now that's a man!
Christine: Come too mama!
Kyo: You guy are sick.
Liz: Why thank you.
Haru: Is that Shigure?
Liz: Shigure, where! (Liz runs over to Shigure) Ooh. It's the dog!
Shigure: Huh, don't be ridiculous!
Kyo: Don't bother, they already know.
Haru: But, how did she know he was the dog.
Liz: It's a secret. (Giant sweat drop)
Shigure: Who are these girls?
Haru: Beats me.
Liz: We're from Mercy High, we're Mercy girls.
Christine: I think they already know were girl Liz.
Shiguer: Yes, yes, yes more high school girls
Marcy: (Walks up to Haru) What do you change into?
Christine: Who cares, He totally yummy.
Haru: (Black Haru) Are you sure you want to know? (Marcy shakes her head yes) Then why don't you come and find out? (Pulls Marcy over to him and Hugs her) *Poof!
Marcy: What the hell, you little.cow.
Haru: Moo
Meg: Has anyone noticed how dark it gotten?
Erica: Where the hell did you come from?
Meg: I woke up from the coma I got from falling out of the sky.
Liz: Don't you mean tree?
Meg: Treat, what treat?
Liz: Never mind.
Christina: I think something got messed in that fall.
Christine: You she wasn't messed up before?
Meg: You're so mean to me!
Yuki: *Poof! This is bad. We were supposed to be at Sohma house at 5.
Meg: Oh my virgin eyes! (Faints)
Liz: Tsuki-chan!
Marcy: You two are unbelievable.
Shigure: We should get her home.
Haru: *Poof! If some one would hug me again, and ride with her on my back it would go much faster.
Everyone: I will! (All jump on him at once)
Haru: One at a time! Ack! *Poof! Ooow! My back, please just one.
Liz: Christina, you go ahead with Haru, we'll catch up.
Christina: You're up to something.
Liz: Who, me? Naah.
Christina: I'm watching you. (Evil glare)
Liz: I though they'd never leave. Now's my chance.
Kagura: Ooh Kyyyyyyoooooo!
Kyo: No, no, not her, anything but her!
Kagura: Kyo why haven't you called me?
Kyo: Maybe because I don't like you!
Kagura: How could you say that! (Starts to beat him up) You player!
Liz: You know who would enjoy this? Nikky, that's who. I think I'll transport her here. "Super Fan Fic Power!"(Bright flash of light)
Nikky: Shriek! *Thud! *Poof! Hun, where am I? Ahh! I'm a cartoon! And I'm sitting on an orange cat that looks like.Kyo!
Liz: Hands off! Unless of cores you want to trade for Subaru.
Nikky: I told you before, He mine and I'm not trading!
Liz: Then you better give him to me.
Erica: Looks like we have more than one cat here to day, boy and girls.
Marcy: Can we just go, I'm hungry.
Toru: I'll make a beef stew.
Liz: Hold it, I'm the only cook around here.
Toru: There no need for us to fight, we can share the kitchen.
Liz: Finally a chance to prove my skill to a real. Kyo this will be your first taste of true carbine cooking.
Kagura: Kyo doesn't want your food he wants mine.
Liz: Fine it'll be a cook off, and our judge is
Both: Kyo! (Dash towards Shigure's house.)
Nikky: Don't forget about me. (Runs after them.)
Erica: You'd better go after then if you still want a house.
Shigure: It's OK, after all I have been living in the same house as Kyo and Yuki. Not to mention the event when Kagura came to visit.
Yuki and Kyo: why don't you shut your big mouth. Or I'll make you shut up.
Shigure: Shutting up
At Shigure's house
*Clank *clank *bang *bong *Crash!
Toru: Oh no! Be careful you two. *Boom!
Liz: Nikky what did you do!
All four: It's alive! Run for it. *Bang *Bang *Bang!
Nikky: Where the hell did you get that?
Liz: Get what?
Nikky: That gun!
Liz: What gun
Kagura: It's not dead!
Liz: What did you put in that?
Nikky: I have no idea. (Sweat drop)
Liz: I'll take care of this. (Pulls out a flame-thrower) Die!
Nikky: I think you went a little over board.
Liz: Nikky you food is finished, why don't you go give it to Kyo?
Nikky: Umm. all right. (Smiles sweetly). Here Kyo eat this.
Kyo: What is it?
Nikky: You don't like Steak and cheese pot pie?
Kyo: Not when it looks like it breathing.
Nikky: You'll eat and like it.
Kyo: No.
Nikky: Here! (Stuffs it down his throat Kyo faints)
Christine: Good going you killed the poor kid!
Christina: Kyo are ok? No you killed him.
Yuki: Finally.
Haru: Damn, I was supposed to do that.
Kyo: Hey, I'm not dead. I can't say the same for you two.
Haru: (black again) Oh you're asking for it!
Kagura: My turn! Yummy, yummy, in your tummy Fish cakes!
Kyo: I'm not hungry.
Kagura: Eat it!
Kyo: I'm not going to eat it.
Kagura: Don't make me hurt you.
Kyo: Fine.
Toru: I made rice balls for everyone.
Everyone: Yay.
Liz: so predictable Honda-san. I'll show you all what a real meal is. Presenting Elizabeth Gillian Carre's ultimate Haitian meal! Beef patties and Shrimp. Oh I also made some sushi, udango, and Mashed potatoes, fried chicken and well I cooked whole entire Thanks giving dinner!
Momiji: What's Thank giving?
Meg: It's a holiday were we get to eat globes and globes of food. Here Yuki try some mashed Potatoes.(Stuffs his faces into a tub of mashed potatoes)
Erica: Where did u get the tub?
Liz: Eat up everyone.
Kyo: Not hungry.
Liz: *Sniff Your so mean
Kyo: don't cry here look I'm eating. (Stuffs his face with shrimp)
Liz: Yay!
Gure: (looks into his kitchen) Umm who's going to clean this up?
Liz: not it!
Christine. Christina and Erika: not it!
Meg, Marcy: not it
Nikki: the Queen of darkness does not cook nor does she clean.
Liz: Fine! SUPER FAN FIC POWERS! Clean Shigure-sama house! (Every thing becomes spotless) There!
Christina: This is pointless
Yuki: Help
Kagura: my man
Liz: mine
Erica: Liz writes something meaningful.
Liz: how about we go to a.oh I know a hot spring! SUPER FAN FIC POWERS! (Sends everyone to a hot spring)