AQ: I know, I know, I ended very evilly. But don't worry, I already have the next two chappies up! ^^ ... I just need to post them

Oni: how come you took so long.

AQ: Onigumo, (Don't ask, they're my friends' nicknames) you really don't want to know.

Oni: *Sweatdrop*

AQ: anyways, like I was saying, I have the next two chappies, but I wanna wait a bit till I post them up. ^^* so get really for another hilarious chappie!! ^^

Chapter 4: Coco Vs. Yahiko .. And a whole lot of pie

Coco: " This little one lied about her cooking only because.."

Yahiko grimaced, he never ever ever ever (you get the idea) wanted anyone to know about this news. But it was too late. Coco had spilled the beans. or. yeah, not really beans . just.. Oh forget it.

Coco: " He had a very bad experience with a pie."

Everyone looked to the talking turtle, then to Yahiko, then listened to more of Coco's babbling.

Coco: " Yahiko once liked someone. She was a girl down the street from a long while back. But when he finally talked to her, she ignored him for a piece of pie."

Sano fell flat on his face with laughter.

Kenshin tried to hold in a laugh.

The Gundam Gang just stared.

And Yahiko.

Wanted Duo's nice big happy scythe.

Everyone stopped laughing when they noticed that Yahiko was seriously hurt. although Kaoru promised never to make apple pie (not that it would taste like it anyways.) and Relena felt really bad for what she was about to say.

"Yahiko. uhm. I kinda made some apple pie for Heer- or, everyone for later."

Silence.

"Yahiko?"

Silence.

.

:!:DING:!:

Poor little Yahiko. The apple pie was ready to be taken out of the oven, and he was already going crazy over the smell.

As well as Heero; He loved apple pie!

With an odd look from Relena, Yahiko excused himself from the room and ran straight to Relena's balcony. Relena shrugged and stood up and walked into the white kitchen.

" You think she's planning on poisoning us?" Duo whispered to Trowa and Wufei.

" You've got to be kidding." Trowa replies.

" Trowa's right, I mean, Relena probably doesn't even know HOW to poison someone." Wufei says with a sigh.

" Yeah, but as you know, the quiet ones end up evil." Duo whispered back.

Trowa stared at him with anger. " Are you saying I'll be the one to blow Relena up instead of Heero??"

"Uh.. Er. something. er. LOOK! PIE!"

A cry came from the balcony.

Relena appeared in front of them all, giving each of them a piece of pie.

"So, who's going next?" Megumi asked, taking her first bite of the pie.

" We need little Yahiko in here to ask someone."

The balcony door busted open.

"WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT YOU CALLING ME LITTLE!??!?!?!"

Sweatdrop.

" ALRIGHT! I GOT A DARE FOR YOU, MEGUMI! TRUTH OR DARE!??!?!?!"

" uhm. truth? No.. dare. uhm. truth."

" Truth. Tell us why you and Kaoru fight over Kenshin so much."

Kenshin blushed.

Kaoru fainted.

Sano laughed.

And the Gundam Gang just stared.

{ AQ: Muhahahahaha!! I hope you liked this chappie, once again, I'm so sorry about it taking so long to get here. It took me forever to get my computer back up and working. Gomen ne! Gomen ne! *bows* }