Summary: Through the eyes of Lily Evans about the annoying, self-obsessed Potter who won't leave her alone until he breaks her confidence down. But with her witty ideas, 'Potter' can expect a lot more than a few mucked up pranks. He may find, love..RnR, first fic!

Disclaimer: I own the plot and any unfamiliar characters in this story. The rest belong to JK Rowling.

Chapter 1:

Ok, home life sucks, so what's new? How about having your snotty- older sisters boyfriend staying for dinner? He doesn't even have a chin for God sakes. Oh and of course mother and father won't let me talk just incase I let something slip out about my 'abnormality'. Ok I admit, finding out your girlfriend's sister is a witch may come as a shock but please! Like I want to tell him anyway!

Petunia thinks she's top of the world now, since she has a boyfriend and I don't, it's not really that important to me but it's the only thing she's better at than me. When I found out I was a witch, I was her face light up with jealousy.

Not that I love being a witch, it has its downs like being the centre of the 'Marauder's' prank fest and having green hair for a week. But my sister and I use to be close, well as close as any normal sisters should be, but ever since that faithful day when a brown owl called Dark (I remember its name? Aren't I sentimental?) Gave me a light brown letter with dark green writing encrusted onto the front she has thought I was the worst thing to walk the universe.

"Lily Evans! Please come down here at once, the guest has arrived!" Dam, its my mother, gosh I'm gonna have a hard evening, it's bad enough being stuck with my sisters boyfriend than to be a mute as well!

"Coming mother!" I replied sweetly.

I swept my long red curls into a loose ponytail; no one said anything about getting dress up for this, so I didn't. I wore dark blue hipster jeans and an olive green shirt. Good enough for an evening of hell.

I slowly walked down the staircase to find that everyone positioned around the table, happily placing various food substances on their plate. Gosh, don't wait for me! I thought sarcastically.

No one paid any attention to my presence, good, that's the way I wanted it. I took the end chair and piled chicken wings and a green salad onto my plate. Vernon (the name of her boyfriend) pretended to be interested in my dad's rambling on about plumbing but I knew he only wanted to impress the folks, if only there was a way of magic I can use to make a complete pig out of himself.

HAHAHA.

Wait, I can't use magic outside school.

Bugger, who even created that stupid rule?

"So I took the plug out of that old sink and it was fixed just like that. I made the couple pay $20 when they could've just did it themselves!" My dad said.

Vernon laughed politely, "Very good, very good. I've always liked a man who gets what he can. You truly did well."

Yeah, maybe in cheating heaven. 'You don't even care about plumbing!' I thought.

After another gruelling hour of listening to my dad's stupid plumber jokes and my mum's secret (not so secret anymore) recopies. I decided to hit the hay; I did have to go to Diagon alley the next day.

"Sorry mother, father, Petunia, Vernon." I stretched out my last word, "I need to go to bed, I have a busy day shopping for schools supplied."

I scowled at the lack of politeness of my family. This is my second last fricken night to eat dinner with them!!! They should be begging me not to leave!

I started walking away from the table when I tripped on a dropped chicken wing.

~*flashback*~

"H- hi, I'm Lily!" Said a young Lily, she was in her first year of Hogwarts and was dead nervous. This was a new start for her, a chance to fit in and be truly happy.

"I'm James, James Potter." Said the boy; he had dark brown hair and a pair of glasses. The boy looked comfortable, like this was just another day thing. He flicked his wand around in different movements like he'd been learning magic for years.

They walked up the first lot of stairs to get into the great hall. The first years were told to wait at the front of the hall to get sorted in their houses ("I heard that we had to battle a tiger!" Said a dirty blonde headed boy with sky blue eyes.) of Hogwarts.

"Lily Evans!" Called the Professor names McGonnagal.

Lily shaked, her hands trembled and her knees fell limb. Every comfort she had abandoned her at that very minute.

She said on the three-legged stool when a black hat was place on top of her head.

"Hmm.. You've got brains, yes great skills." The hat said, "and a conscious to be different, I know, GRYFFINDR!" the hat said the last bit aloud.

Lily breathed a sigh of relief, for what she heard of train; Gryffindor was a great house to be in.

Lily walked to the Gryffindor table when she saw the boy names James Potter sitting next to wear she was walking.

He stuck his foot out, deliberately tripped Lily over. She fell to the floor to see the boy laughing at her with the rest of the school. Silent tears streamed down her face.

~*End of flashback*~

Lily, get a grip of yourself! That was in first year, you are now gonna be in sixth year. Remember what I have install for James this year? I will get no prank fests; he will be begging me to leave me rest.

I walked towards my door and slipped on my Donald Duck pyjamas, tomorrow will be a long day, and I will need my rest.

I got to sleep for around two hours when an annoying tapping came on my window.

"Shut up!" I threw my baby blue pillow at the window. There was no light downstairs so that pig must've left and my family will be in bed by now.

I walked over to my window grumpily, it was an owl, hang on! I recognise that owl, it's..

"POTTER!" I silently screamed, what could he want?

iGood night, sweet Lilypoo!i

iLove your favourite Marauder, Jamesi

I told the owl to leave me alone and basketball shot the note in my bin. James was an idiot, but this year he will pay; he will pay like I have paid in the past.

Just wait Potter, I'll get you.

AN: So how's it so far? Tell me what you think, please review! The more reviews the quicker I update!