Shut up!
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Hmm... I don't hate her with a great loathing like some do, but she gets more annoying every day. This is a Tea bashing fic(I seem to like those...) so Tea fans can just- oh WAIT, I remember, I like flames and we're having a marshmallow roast later. Okay, Tea fans, this is where Yami and Tea fall in love and have 64 kids with graphic details when each of them are being concieved! ^_^
Disclaimer: MEEEE NOOOOO OOOOOWWWWWNNNNN YOOOGIIIIII! ... Oh.
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"Augh."
Yugi leaned over his cards. He was tired, and he knew he shouldn't Duel while he was tired. He had gotten up at four AM to Duel some stupid kid who insisted that he was so busy that four AM was the only time he could Duel the world's Duel Monsters champion. The kid had already insisted that when Yugi attacked he had a trap card lined up when there were absoloutely no cards on the field. Yugi was sure the kid had cards shoved up his sleeves.
"Well, are you going to move or what Yugi? You know, for being the supposed champion of the world, you Duel like crap."
The usually happy well-mannered Yugi was just about to snap and start strangling the kid. In a normal humour fic, that's exactly what would have happened, but I'm not normal. "Yugiiiiii!" The child whined. Yugi had a crappy hand, and he was losing. Tea's "encouragment" in the background didn't help. Usually, his friends only came to cheer him on at championship Duels or when he was in a tournament. Not Tea. Joey, Tristan, Ryou, and Yami were all way too tired to get up at four AM to watch him Duel some kid. But Tea would get up and tag after Yugi if he was Duelling a frog. Every time Yugi Duelled, he was given the extra challenge of ignoring Tea's annoying voice.
"C'mon Yugi, you can beat this kid, he's just a stupid little Duel Monsters newbie, you can beat him, you can beat him, Yugi..."
Of course it all put enourmous pressure on poor little Yugi. He stared bleary-eyed down at his cards and put a hand on his forehead muttering "Why the hell am I here?" to himself, to Tea's increased cheers. Finally he realized one of his cards had been hidden behind another and he'd been staring at the end of his misery for five minutes. He smiled to himself and placed the Dark Magician on the field in attack mode and watched in satisfaction as the boy opposite him's face dropped. The small audience around him cheered. Yugi stood up quietly, grabbed his knapsack and walked out of the room to go home and get some shut-eye.
That wasen't the end of it, though. Tea tagged after him yelling things halfway down the street like "Wait to go, Yugi!" and "That was such an awesome move you pulled to beat that kid!" while running after him. Yugi's good mood from his victory soon faded. Having a lunatic chase you down the street as if you were a famous celebrity and her the psychotic fangirl would put you out of your good mood, too. Finally when Tea caught up to Yugi and was babbling, Yugi snapped. Usually Yugi would've been nice and just said something like, "Thanks Tea, but now I have to go home and get some rest," or, "Thanks Tea, I don't know what I would have done without you cheering me on," but not today. Yugi was really too tired to get rid of Tea nicely. He spun around to face her. "Tea, shut up." Tea stopped in the middle of a praising sentance. "What?"
Yugi sighed and pulled his slipping knapsack back up on his shoulder.
"Tea, have I ever told you your whining is really annoying?"
Tea was taken by surprise. "No, you haven't, I thought... Yugi..."
Yugi knew he was being rude but didn't care. "Okay, I know you're just cheering me on, but it gets really ANNOYING after a while. You're repeating yourself while I'm trying to concentrate. And WHY, may I ask, did you follow me to a Duel at four AM in the morning?"
(a/n: "And furthermore, take those damned breast implants out!" Okay, okay, I'm not THAT mean.)
"Yugi... I just... I didn't mean too..." her lower lip trembled. Yugi shook his head and looked her in the eye. "Don't be so obsessive, Tea. I'm sure you've got more in your life to do then be my fangirl."
With that, Yugi turned in the direction of his home and stalked off into the fading night.
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Hmm... I don't hate her with a great loathing like some do, but she gets more annoying every day. This is a Tea bashing fic(I seem to like those...) so Tea fans can just- oh WAIT, I remember, I like flames and we're having a marshmallow roast later. Okay, Tea fans, this is where Yami and Tea fall in love and have 64 kids with graphic details when each of them are being concieved! ^_^
Disclaimer: MEEEE NOOOOO OOOOOWWWWWNNNNN YOOOGIIIIII! ... Oh.
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"Augh."
Yugi leaned over his cards. He was tired, and he knew he shouldn't Duel while he was tired. He had gotten up at four AM to Duel some stupid kid who insisted that he was so busy that four AM was the only time he could Duel the world's Duel Monsters champion. The kid had already insisted that when Yugi attacked he had a trap card lined up when there were absoloutely no cards on the field. Yugi was sure the kid had cards shoved up his sleeves.
"Well, are you going to move or what Yugi? You know, for being the supposed champion of the world, you Duel like crap."
The usually happy well-mannered Yugi was just about to snap and start strangling the kid. In a normal humour fic, that's exactly what would have happened, but I'm not normal. "Yugiiiiii!" The child whined. Yugi had a crappy hand, and he was losing. Tea's "encouragment" in the background didn't help. Usually, his friends only came to cheer him on at championship Duels or when he was in a tournament. Not Tea. Joey, Tristan, Ryou, and Yami were all way too tired to get up at four AM to watch him Duel some kid. But Tea would get up and tag after Yugi if he was Duelling a frog. Every time Yugi Duelled, he was given the extra challenge of ignoring Tea's annoying voice.
"C'mon Yugi, you can beat this kid, he's just a stupid little Duel Monsters newbie, you can beat him, you can beat him, Yugi..."
Of course it all put enourmous pressure on poor little Yugi. He stared bleary-eyed down at his cards and put a hand on his forehead muttering "Why the hell am I here?" to himself, to Tea's increased cheers. Finally he realized one of his cards had been hidden behind another and he'd been staring at the end of his misery for five minutes. He smiled to himself and placed the Dark Magician on the field in attack mode and watched in satisfaction as the boy opposite him's face dropped. The small audience around him cheered. Yugi stood up quietly, grabbed his knapsack and walked out of the room to go home and get some shut-eye.
That wasen't the end of it, though. Tea tagged after him yelling things halfway down the street like "Wait to go, Yugi!" and "That was such an awesome move you pulled to beat that kid!" while running after him. Yugi's good mood from his victory soon faded. Having a lunatic chase you down the street as if you were a famous celebrity and her the psychotic fangirl would put you out of your good mood, too. Finally when Tea caught up to Yugi and was babbling, Yugi snapped. Usually Yugi would've been nice and just said something like, "Thanks Tea, but now I have to go home and get some rest," or, "Thanks Tea, I don't know what I would have done without you cheering me on," but not today. Yugi was really too tired to get rid of Tea nicely. He spun around to face her. "Tea, shut up." Tea stopped in the middle of a praising sentance. "What?"
Yugi sighed and pulled his slipping knapsack back up on his shoulder.
"Tea, have I ever told you your whining is really annoying?"
Tea was taken by surprise. "No, you haven't, I thought... Yugi..."
Yugi knew he was being rude but didn't care. "Okay, I know you're just cheering me on, but it gets really ANNOYING after a while. You're repeating yourself while I'm trying to concentrate. And WHY, may I ask, did you follow me to a Duel at four AM in the morning?"
(a/n: "And furthermore, take those damned breast implants out!" Okay, okay, I'm not THAT mean.)
"Yugi... I just... I didn't mean too..." her lower lip trembled. Yugi shook his head and looked her in the eye. "Don't be so obsessive, Tea. I'm sure you've got more in your life to do then be my fangirl."
With that, Yugi turned in the direction of his home and stalked off into the fading night.