Shut up!

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Yes, well, here is where Yugi and Tea fall madly in love and we have the graphic description of the concievement of their first child. Uh-huh. P.S. I was being sarcastic with the romance in the genre. Unless you count Tea's heart being broken.

Disclaimer: I own... NOTHING! BWUHAHA! BWUHAHA! MWUHAHAHA! *coughcoughHACK* ....... 'Specially not Yu-Gi-Oh.

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Tea woke up, yawned, and stretched. Then she remembered something from the night before. Was it the fact she had called Yugi and disturbed him in the middle of the night? Nooo. Ah yes, she was deeply and madly in love with Yami! She thought she should finally get around to telling him, but was too shy. Tea decided she should finally get around to admiting her feelings for Yami. What was the worse he could do? Reject her? No, Yami would never do that. Tea was sure he was as deeply and madly in love with her as she was with him! She saw the way he stared at her... (Flashback: Yami's face with a look of disgust on it.)

"Yugi... Yugi?" Joey shook the sleeping Yugi awake, who had been leaning against his shoulder snoring. "What, chihuahua?" Yugi snorted. "Oh, yeah. Sorry." Yugi, Tristan and Joey were sitting on a park bench conversing the latest Duel Monsters cards when Yugi had fallen asleep for the fifth time because of his lack of sleep that morning. "You shouldn't have accepted that Duel, you know..." Joey stated. "Yeah, well, the stupid kid was stalking me and wouldn't accept a different time," Yugi sighed.

"That kid couldn't have been that good... it only takes an hour for you to Duel someone on average, why are you so tired?" Joey eyed Yugi and teased him out of old habit. "Did wittle Yoogi stay up past his bedtime?" Joey grinned. "Stop it," Yugi's eye twitched, and was about to tell Joey to shut up, but reconsidered. That was Tea's compliment.

"*Someone* phoned me at six and I couldn't get back to sleep," Yugi explained. "Wow... who was that?" Tristan asked. "Oh, no one... just some brunette bimbo named Tea Gardener." Joey raised an eyebrow. "Tea? Why did she call you?" Yugi shrugged. "She said something about a nightmare and wanting to be "soothed"..."

"Hiiiiii guyssss!" Tea walked up and chirped in her overly-cheery voice. "Hi, Tea," the three of them muttered back, none of them making eye contact with her. "Yugi?" Yugi cautiously looked up. "Yeah?" "Do you mind if I speak with Yami?"

Yugi sighed inwardly. "Okay, Tea." Yami got up and walked off with Tea.

Tea began to blush furiously even as she was talking. It came in very helpful, her annoying talent for spewing out stuff about friendship really fast. Yami could hardly understand her as she began to talk, and all he caught was the last few words at the end of the five-minute-long rant.

"...andwell, Iguessitgrewintosomethingmore, our friendship, and, well, IguesswhatI'mtryingtosayis, I LOVE YOU YAMI."

Yami had a bored expression on his face, the same expression he got every time he was duelling and had to pretend to listen to Tea's rants about friendship. When he caught the last four words of Tea's rant, his eyes went wide. "WHAT?" he almost screamed. He looked down at Tea. She was blushing furiously, looking up at Yami with wide eyes, waiting. Yami could see just a trace of tears in her eyes.

"Oh God," Yugi sighed. "Let her down NICELY, Yami."

"How?" Yami screamed at him. "I haven't dealt with a girl in five thousand years!" "You think I find this easy?" Yugi hissed. "Tell her you need to think about it!"

"Well?" Tea interrupted Yugi's and Yami's mind conversation. Yami folded his arms and chewed on his bottom lip, trying to put on a good show. "Well..." he sighed, making up something on the spot. "I guess I've never considered you and me being more then friends. Give me some time to think about it, Tea. I have to go now so uh, bye!" He grinned at Tea and walked away, leaving her standing there, staring after him.

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Yugi raised an eyebrow at Yami. They both sat on Yugi's bed. Yami pretended to ignore him. "WHAT?!" he finally snapped at him. Yugi's face said it for him. "Like you could've done any better," he mumbled. "Congratulations, Pharoah. Tea Gardener is probably sitting in her room right now sobbing uncontrolably into her pillow." "Oh, and what was I supposed to say?" Yugi blinked at this question and didn't say anything. "She's not going to bawl over this... I'm sure it's just a stupid crush, and she didn't know what it was, and now that she's thought about it she's going to let it go."

Yugi raised his eyebrow again. "Riiiight."

(Tea's house)

Tea's mother stood outside the locked door of her room listening to her child sob. "Te-a!" She groaned. "It's almost dinner time, you're going to have to come out of there sooner or later!" "NO, I'M NOT!" she screamed, then let out another rush of tears.

Why? Why could've have he just loved her? She'd been nothing but supportive of him. Okay, maybe a little over-supportive, but she meant well! Maybe it just wasen't meant to be...

A smile crept over Tea's face. She reassured herself her and Yami were meant for eachother. And she had an idea.