Shut up!
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Hmm. I hate begging for reviews. But they'd be nice! o.O Now, Yugi, you do the disclaimer.
Yugi: Why, why, why me?
Ash: BECAUSE I SAID SO THAT'S WHY!
Yugi: I'm not doing the *beep*ing disclaimer!
Ash: Fine. Yami?
Yami: *Hiding under Yugi's bed*
Ash: OKAY, RYOU GETS STUCK DOING IT!
Ryou: *Whimpers*
Disclaimer: Ryou: Ah-hem... Um... this nutcase doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh. Ash: Ryou, you have to say WHICH nutcase. Ryou: *points at Ash's screenname* That one.
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Little did Tea know, Yugi was coming up with a plan of his own. Yugi sat cross-legged on his bed discussing with Yami what they should do about the whole Tea problem, when the phone next to Yugi's bed(the same one that had interrupted his sleep a two nights ago.. curses!) rang. Yugi didn't have to get up to answer it. "Hello?" "Hi Yugi. Can I speak to Yami?" Yugi's eyes bugged out. Yami heard and scoweled. "Uh, sure you can Tea." He forced the phone at Yami.
"Hi, Yami!" Tea put on a sickeningly sweet voice. On the other line, Tea was doing that thing where she cuddled the phone under her ear. Yami resisted sighing. "Hello, Tea." Tea grinned. "I was wondering if you'd like to go out Saturday night..." Yugi overhead and his face broke into a mocking grin. Yami looked sick. "Uh, Tea, about that... I don't think I really... feel the same for you as you do for me." Yugi fell off his bed in silent laughter. Yami gave Yugi an "if looks could kill you'd be dead" look.
Tea ignored Yami's rejection. "So, Saturday is good for you? Pick me up at around... 6-ish." Yami looked at the phone. "Uh, Tea... are you feeling alright?" "I love you too, Yami. Bye!" Tea hung up.
Yugi burst out laughing. "It's not funny!" Yami growled. "I just turned her down for a date. And I'm still picking her up on Saturday... at six..." "Six-ish," Yugi corrected him. "Whatever! I think she's on drugs," Yami sighed. "So what are you going to do?" Yugi asked. "Not show up, I guess."
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*Sunday*
Phone rings. Yugi answers. "Hi Yugi. It's Tea." She doesn't sound as cheery as she did the last time she phoned. "Can I please speak to Yami." Yugi rolled his eyes. "Okay, Tea." He forced the phone at Yami. Yami crossed his arms and shook his head no. Yugi copied Yami's "if looks could kill" look and Yami reluctantly took the phone. "Yeah, Tea?" "I can't BELIEVE you stood me up!" Tea yelled into the phone, damaging Yami's hearing. "Tea, we never had a date. You phoned me up. I turned you down. You pretended I didn't." Tea ignored him.
"I put on my best outfit, and I waited and waited for you to show up, and you never did you creep! You are so cruel!" 'She's freaking me out!' Yami mouthed at Yugi. "Tea, we never had a date." "When I said six-ISH, I didn't mean never!" Tea burst out sobbing. Yami grimaced and had to listen to it. "YOU ARE THE WORST BOYFRIEND IN THE WORLD!" she spat into the phone, and hung up. Yami put down the phone slowly. Yugi looked at him. "Well?"
Yami blinked. "I think I just got dumped."
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Tea approached Yami after school. She sighed. "Yami, I forgive you for not showing up. Just don't do that again, okay? I know you have other things on your mind, but I'm important too, okay?" People around them were listening. Yami tried, once again, to blow Tea off. "Tea, we have no relationship. We never have, and we never will. What's wrong with you?"
Tea sighed again. "Just walk me home, Yami." To Yami's horror, she put her arms around his neck and tried to kiss him. He pushed her away. "Tea!" She smiled teasingly and approached him again. "Come onnnn, don't be shy!" Yami's eyes bugged out. He didn't give her a chance. He spun around and outright ran in the direction of Grandpa's game shop. Tea chased him all the way home.
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(Oh yeah. Remember to review!)
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Hmm. I hate begging for reviews. But they'd be nice! o.O Now, Yugi, you do the disclaimer.
Yugi: Why, why, why me?
Ash: BECAUSE I SAID SO THAT'S WHY!
Yugi: I'm not doing the *beep*ing disclaimer!
Ash: Fine. Yami?
Yami: *Hiding under Yugi's bed*
Ash: OKAY, RYOU GETS STUCK DOING IT!
Ryou: *Whimpers*
Disclaimer: Ryou: Ah-hem... Um... this nutcase doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh. Ash: Ryou, you have to say WHICH nutcase. Ryou: *points at Ash's screenname* That one.
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Little did Tea know, Yugi was coming up with a plan of his own. Yugi sat cross-legged on his bed discussing with Yami what they should do about the whole Tea problem, when the phone next to Yugi's bed(the same one that had interrupted his sleep a two nights ago.. curses!) rang. Yugi didn't have to get up to answer it. "Hello?" "Hi Yugi. Can I speak to Yami?" Yugi's eyes bugged out. Yami heard and scoweled. "Uh, sure you can Tea." He forced the phone at Yami.
"Hi, Yami!" Tea put on a sickeningly sweet voice. On the other line, Tea was doing that thing where she cuddled the phone under her ear. Yami resisted sighing. "Hello, Tea." Tea grinned. "I was wondering if you'd like to go out Saturday night..." Yugi overhead and his face broke into a mocking grin. Yami looked sick. "Uh, Tea, about that... I don't think I really... feel the same for you as you do for me." Yugi fell off his bed in silent laughter. Yami gave Yugi an "if looks could kill you'd be dead" look.
Tea ignored Yami's rejection. "So, Saturday is good for you? Pick me up at around... 6-ish." Yami looked at the phone. "Uh, Tea... are you feeling alright?" "I love you too, Yami. Bye!" Tea hung up.
Yugi burst out laughing. "It's not funny!" Yami growled. "I just turned her down for a date. And I'm still picking her up on Saturday... at six..." "Six-ish," Yugi corrected him. "Whatever! I think she's on drugs," Yami sighed. "So what are you going to do?" Yugi asked. "Not show up, I guess."
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*Sunday*
Phone rings. Yugi answers. "Hi Yugi. It's Tea." She doesn't sound as cheery as she did the last time she phoned. "Can I please speak to Yami." Yugi rolled his eyes. "Okay, Tea." He forced the phone at Yami. Yami crossed his arms and shook his head no. Yugi copied Yami's "if looks could kill" look and Yami reluctantly took the phone. "Yeah, Tea?" "I can't BELIEVE you stood me up!" Tea yelled into the phone, damaging Yami's hearing. "Tea, we never had a date. You phoned me up. I turned you down. You pretended I didn't." Tea ignored him.
"I put on my best outfit, and I waited and waited for you to show up, and you never did you creep! You are so cruel!" 'She's freaking me out!' Yami mouthed at Yugi. "Tea, we never had a date." "When I said six-ISH, I didn't mean never!" Tea burst out sobbing. Yami grimaced and had to listen to it. "YOU ARE THE WORST BOYFRIEND IN THE WORLD!" she spat into the phone, and hung up. Yami put down the phone slowly. Yugi looked at him. "Well?"
Yami blinked. "I think I just got dumped."
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Tea approached Yami after school. She sighed. "Yami, I forgive you for not showing up. Just don't do that again, okay? I know you have other things on your mind, but I'm important too, okay?" People around them were listening. Yami tried, once again, to blow Tea off. "Tea, we have no relationship. We never have, and we never will. What's wrong with you?"
Tea sighed again. "Just walk me home, Yami." To Yami's horror, she put her arms around his neck and tried to kiss him. He pushed her away. "Tea!" She smiled teasingly and approached him again. "Come onnnn, don't be shy!" Yami's eyes bugged out. He didn't give her a chance. He spun around and outright ran in the direction of Grandpa's game shop. Tea chased him all the way home.
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(Oh yeah. Remember to review!)