Meat Surprise and Death
By Rabidmoose
"Time for breakfast!" yelled Goku, "I've cooked something special!"
Gohan, Vegeta, Krillan, Goten, Wuifei, and Relena came downstairs to see what Goku cooked for them. They all lived in an apartment together. They were like one big, happy family.
"I hope you haven't cooked scrambled eggs again. I threw up last time you did." Screamed Vegeta.
"No, I cooked Meat Surprise!" shrieked Goku.
"Well, at least it's not eggs. Erm, exactly WHAT is in the Meat Surprise?" screamed Vegeta.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! A SPIDER! KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!" shrieked Goku as he squished the spider and threw the remains in the Meat Surprise."
"Vegeta, I don't, duuurrrrr, understand, duuurrrrr, why you don't like Gokuuuooo's eggs. I LOOOOOOOOvEd ThEm!" belched Relena.
"YOU WEAK WOMAN! LET'S JUST EAT THE MEAT JUNK ALREADY!" screamed Wufei.
"Ok." Everyone agreed.
Goku gave everyone some food using his armpit as a spoon. His armpit was really sweaty and the food got poisoned with his unhygienic filth. Everyone but Relena sat and just stared at the food. It was a greenish-brown color with flecks of yellow in it. It had weird unrecognizable things sticking out of it. It was also very chunky and sticky. Relena started eating, although her hand mouth coordination is the most horrendous thing to watch. She soon had a glob of IT in her hair and on her dress.
Relena put her spoon carefully in the food, and pulled it out with great difficuly since IT is sticky. She decided to toss the food off the spoon and into her mouth. IT landed in her eye. Relena shrieked with pain and agony as the food hit her eyeball. Smoke started spewing out of the spot where IT hit. She got up off of her chair and started having a seizure on the floor. The burning effect of the food started spreading throughout her whole body, and in no time at all, Relena was nothing more than a pile of mush and the EVIL Meat Surprise.
All of a sudden, Goten had a heart attack and fell on the floor, twitching. After a minute, he stopped twitching. He didn't do anything else, EVER! He and Relena were, unmistakenly, dead.
"Oh well." Said Gohan, "They were stupid anyway."
Gohan took a bit bite of the Meat Surprise. Everyone screamed. They knew he was a goner. Gohan started to throw up. Then, he just sorta melted from the inside out.
Relena, Goten, and Gohan were all dead.
"I don't think we should eat this." Said Krillian.
"Yeah, lets go." Said Goku.
Vegeta started to walk out, but accidentally stepped in Gohan.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Vegeta as his feet melted right off his legs. Krillan, Goku, and Wufei tried to pull him out, but it was no use. Vegeta just kept on melting until he was in the Gohan blob.
Wufei picked his nose and got a huge booger. Then, he stuck his finger up his butt. The booger was stuck.. Wufei started to freak out and had a fit on the floor. Then, he rolled into the Gohan/Vegeta pile. He melted and joined the pile. Then, Krillian pushed Goten into the pile and shrieked with delight as he melted and joined the Vegeta/Gohan/ Wufei pile. Then, he used a broom to sweep the Relena blob into the Vegeta/Gohan/Wufei/Goten pile. Then, he tripped and fell into the pile himself. He was dead within seconds.
Goku was the only one left. Suddenly a rabid moose came charging in and bit Goku. Blood and gore flew everywhere. Then, the moose ate the rest of Goku and the Vegeta/Gohan/Wufei/Relena/Krillan pile. The moose belched, and walked away.