Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts. :P Summary: What will happen when
hobos attack? Warning: Pure Insanity ahead!!!
When Hobos Attack!!
The KH gang sat on the ground, underneath a palm tree. They were enjoying a picnic. Sora was plowing through piles of food. Bits flying here and there. Riku had the same excitement, but with out flying chunks. Tidus ate slowly and carefully, but his was plate was piled high. Kairi ate politely, nibbling on salad and low fat dressing. Selphie talked on a full mouth. Kairi looked at her horrified. Seems like Tidus and her were the only with eating sense. Sora laid back, satisfied .He burped loudly and burst in a fit of laughter. Riku raised an eyebrow, and then slowly started giggling.
"That's gross Sora,"Kairi scolded .Sora put a hand over his mouth to stifle the laugh.Selphie gabbed on about how cereal get all soggy after 10 minutes.Tidus rolled his eyes at her and snorted.A dirty old mna ran out the bushes.
"What the fuck!?!?! Some random SOB came out of nowhere.
" Riku jumped up, mouth open. The hobo waves his arms around, growling and hissing. The whole group got up and moved into a tight pack.
"What does it want?" Tidus squeaked.
"Bababa, grrrrrr, hissssss hissss!" The dirty one said. He growled and pawed at the gang.
"Oh my god, it's an alien from the planet Zoobang, here to take a virgin sacrifice!" Sora yelled.
"Well then take the bitch,"Riku screamed, and shoved Kairi forward roughly.
"Riku, you know damn well she ain't no virgin!" Tidus snorted in laughter.Kairi stared daggers at him, "Yes I am!!" "Oh please,"Tidus mumbled. The dirty man dove onto the ground and started tearing at a ham sandwich.
"Holy shit, time to get out of this place!"Riku grabbed Sora's hand, and started running. Sora, in turn grabbed Tidus' hand, who grabbed Selphie's. They all ran in a chain, leaving a frozen Kairi at the mercy of a deranged ham eater. They came to the secret cave and sat on the cool earth, panting.
When Hobos Attack!!
The KH gang sat on the ground, underneath a palm tree. They were enjoying a picnic. Sora was plowing through piles of food. Bits flying here and there. Riku had the same excitement, but with out flying chunks. Tidus ate slowly and carefully, but his was plate was piled high. Kairi ate politely, nibbling on salad and low fat dressing. Selphie talked on a full mouth. Kairi looked at her horrified. Seems like Tidus and her were the only with eating sense. Sora laid back, satisfied .He burped loudly and burst in a fit of laughter. Riku raised an eyebrow, and then slowly started giggling.
"That's gross Sora,"Kairi scolded .Sora put a hand over his mouth to stifle the laugh.Selphie gabbed on about how cereal get all soggy after 10 minutes.Tidus rolled his eyes at her and snorted.A dirty old mna ran out the bushes.
"What the fuck!?!?! Some random SOB came out of nowhere.
" Riku jumped up, mouth open. The hobo waves his arms around, growling and hissing. The whole group got up and moved into a tight pack.
"What does it want?" Tidus squeaked.
"Bababa, grrrrrr, hissssss hissss!" The dirty one said. He growled and pawed at the gang.
"Oh my god, it's an alien from the planet Zoobang, here to take a virgin sacrifice!" Sora yelled.
"Well then take the bitch,"Riku screamed, and shoved Kairi forward roughly.
"Riku, you know damn well she ain't no virgin!" Tidus snorted in laughter.Kairi stared daggers at him, "Yes I am!!" "Oh please,"Tidus mumbled. The dirty man dove onto the ground and started tearing at a ham sandwich.
"Holy shit, time to get out of this place!"Riku grabbed Sora's hand, and started running. Sora, in turn grabbed Tidus' hand, who grabbed Selphie's. They all ran in a chain, leaving a frozen Kairi at the mercy of a deranged ham eater. They came to the secret cave and sat on the cool earth, panting.