Me: sitting at a desk bored out of my mind. So bored................ I know.
Ara: What?
Me: Lets get a few anime people and an actor.
Ara: sigh It can't get any worse than right now.
Poof The following appear:: Kurama, Hiei, Kagome, Duo, Jack Sparrow, Serena, and Herro
All but me and Ara: Blink Blink What the hell?
Me: Hello!
Ara: Oh boy..... -.-
Jack: Well hello luv
Heero: Hnn
Hiei: Hn
Serena: Hiya waves
Kurama: .......................Nice to meet you.
Duo: bouncing up and down HI!
Kagome: Hi
Hiei: Why are we here?
Ara: Good question..... looks at me Well?
Me: Because I have a brilliant idea.
Duo: I love ideas, what is it? still bouncing
Herro: Omae o korosu, Duo. pulls out a gun and aims at Duo
Duo: stops bouncing Sorry, Heero. :(
Hiei: turns to Kurama I'm starting to like the guy with the gun.
Jack: Well luv, what's bes this idea of yours?
Me: To put you all in a mental hospital.
All but Ara and Me: NO!
Ara: Haha. Sucks for you guys.
Heero and Hiei: glares at Ara
Ara:............ glares back You don't scare me, boys.
Me: jumps in between them Now, now. Behave
H,H,A: . . . .
Me: Ara is in this too.
Ara: WHAT! Omae o korosu! You traitor. What have I done to you?
All: What have we done to you?
Me: ........ e.e;;;;; Nothing.....No one will be hurt. Promise.
Kurama: Fine. we'll play along.
Serena: Yup.
Duo: grabs Serena's arms and they both start twirling around We're going to be in her fanfic!
Ara: I am surrounded by idiots. -.-
Heero: Ditto
Hiei: Same here.
Me: I AM NOT AN IDIOT!!!!!
Jack: Sorry luv
Kurama: They weren't talking about you......I think
Ara: I was talking about them points to Serena, Kagome, and Duo dancing
Heero: Yeah
Hiei: Hn nods
Me: ok
Jack: Sorry luv, but can we get this thing started. I ave a bit of rum left and I need to get more at the store before it closes.
Me: Ok. We'll start now...... Who is going to say the disclaimer? scary voice
All but me: back away e.e;;;;
Me: Kagome.
Kagome: No....not me.
Me: NOW!! DO IT NOW!!!
Heero: Don't piss her off.
Hiei: Damn
Ara: Just do it before she kills one of us.
Me: I SAID DO IT!
Kagome: ok..... She does not own YYH, POTC, GW, SM, or Inu Yasha. She does not own the mental hospital. She owns nothing....but Ara.
Me: Thanks smile
Ara: hits Kagome You had to say she owns me didn't you! glares
Kagome: holds her head Sorry
Kurama: It's ok Ara.
Heero: Yeah. Don't worry about it.
Hiei: We are all owned.
Ara: ok.....Start the damn story!
Me: ok
Chapter 1 : Kagome
Ara walks into the mental hospital for the mentally insane anime character and actors. She walked to the front desk.
Ara: Hello. I'm here for the...
Desk Lady: Yeah, yeah. hands her the folders they are down the hall.
Ara takes the folders and walks down the hall. She stops at the first door and walks in
Kagome: sat in the middle of the room in a strait jacket Who are you?
Ara: I'm hereto judge your case. looks at folder Kagome, what seems to be the problem?
K: They won't let me go back to Inu Yasha.
A: Who is this Inu Yasha?
K: He is a half demon, that lives in feudal Japan.
A: .... I see. And how do you know this "Inu Yasha"?
K: I go through a well to feudal Japan. We meet up with Shipo, Songo, and Moroku. He is a very perverted monk.
A: Sure marks something in the folder
K: You don't believe me do you? eyes water
A: I'm not allowed to comment. Listen, Kagome. You have discocative scitofreina. That world is not real. You are making it up.
K: No, I'm not. He is real. And we search for jewel shards. look. I have some on the table. look.
A: walks to the table and picks up the objects she was referring to You mean these rocks?
K: Huh? What are you talking about? looks at them No, some one must have changed them.
A: No, every other doctor has noted about these rocks you refer to as "jewels".
K: starts crying No NO NO! It is real. It's real.
A: shakes head and puts the rocks back down I'm sorry, I'm going to have to pass judgement on you. And so far you are failing.
K: I love him! He is real! He saved me, he kissed me!
Ara: glares at me Why are you making me deal with the crazy bimbo?
Kagome: He is real!
Me: ... Sorry, Ara. The reason it is you is because I couldn't get Ian here.
Ara: I'm going to KILL HIM!
Heero: speaking to Hiei Damn, both the authoress and Ara have a mean streak.
Hiei: Yeah, I know. I kinda like it.
Heero: Me too.
Ara: . . . sighs
Kagome: keeps rambling on and on
A: SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!
K: blink blink, stops talking
A: Thank you. You are completely insane. He is not real. and you are annoying. I'm failing you.
K: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BreathOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! !!!!!!!!!
A: . . . growls I hear by sentence you to heavy medication and a nice padded room.
K: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! He is real. They are real. It is real!
A: Only in that little fucked up head of yours. walks out of the room
Me: ok that is it for chapter one. yeah I know it is short. sorry.
Jack: Hey luv, can I....
Me: Yes, Jack you can go get more rum.
Jack: Thanks luv. kisses her cheek and leaves
Kagome: You, You , You
Kurama: Oh come on and speak. People are going to think that if your name starts with "K" you are stupid. Which is not the case for me.
Kagome: . . . You mad me insane. And he is real!
Ara: Drop it already!
Kagome: No! I'm going to kill the authoress.
Ara: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Kagome: doesnt listen and charges
Me: glares at Kagome
Ara: Oh shit.
Heero: Oh shit, what?
Hiei: I got a bad feeling about this.
Me: glares at Kagome and makes her burst into flame and explode leaving a pile of dust Well I hope you liked the chapter.
All: blink blink
Ara: I told her not to.
Heero: . . .
Hiei: Damn
Kurama: She is more ruthless than I am.
Duo: Wow
Serena: starts to cry KAGOME!!!!!
Me: glares at Serena
All: shut up!
Serena: stops crying . . .
Me: Well now . . . I hope not to have to do that again. Now we have to go now, We'll be back later with chapter 2. R&R
Duo: WAIT!.
Me: What?
Duo: I thought you promised no one would get hurt. scratches head
Serena: Yeah. I heard you.
Kurama: They do have a point.
Me: What? She meant to hurt me.
Ara: And I did warn her
Me: look, you won't get hurt in the story, but if you try to hurt me. . . I'll have to kill you.
Hiei: I can understand that.
Heero: Yeah, that is reasonable.
Serena: But you killed her.... You didn't have to kill her!
Me: I DO NOT TOLERATE THINGS!!!
Kurama: Serena, just shut your mouth.
Hiei: the more you open it the more you prove that you are an idiot.
Heero: and piss off the authoress
Duo: please stop talking blondie.
Serena: . . .
Me: Hey Serena. the next chapter is on you. Be prepared. heheheheheheheheeheheheheheheh
Fade black with ALL in silence, and All but Serena smiling
Ara: What?
Me: Lets get a few anime people and an actor.
Ara: sigh It can't get any worse than right now.
Poof The following appear:: Kurama, Hiei, Kagome, Duo, Jack Sparrow, Serena, and Herro
All but me and Ara: Blink Blink What the hell?
Me: Hello!
Ara: Oh boy..... -.-
Jack: Well hello luv
Heero: Hnn
Hiei: Hn
Serena: Hiya waves
Kurama: .......................Nice to meet you.
Duo: bouncing up and down HI!
Kagome: Hi
Hiei: Why are we here?
Ara: Good question..... looks at me Well?
Me: Because I have a brilliant idea.
Duo: I love ideas, what is it? still bouncing
Herro: Omae o korosu, Duo. pulls out a gun and aims at Duo
Duo: stops bouncing Sorry, Heero. :(
Hiei: turns to Kurama I'm starting to like the guy with the gun.
Jack: Well luv, what's bes this idea of yours?
Me: To put you all in a mental hospital.
All but Ara and Me: NO!
Ara: Haha. Sucks for you guys.
Heero and Hiei: glares at Ara
Ara:............ glares back You don't scare me, boys.
Me: jumps in between them Now, now. Behave
H,H,A: . . . .
Me: Ara is in this too.
Ara: WHAT! Omae o korosu! You traitor. What have I done to you?
All: What have we done to you?
Me: ........ e.e;;;;; Nothing.....No one will be hurt. Promise.
Kurama: Fine. we'll play along.
Serena: Yup.
Duo: grabs Serena's arms and they both start twirling around We're going to be in her fanfic!
Ara: I am surrounded by idiots. -.-
Heero: Ditto
Hiei: Same here.
Me: I AM NOT AN IDIOT!!!!!
Jack: Sorry luv
Kurama: They weren't talking about you......I think
Ara: I was talking about them points to Serena, Kagome, and Duo dancing
Heero: Yeah
Hiei: Hn nods
Me: ok
Jack: Sorry luv, but can we get this thing started. I ave a bit of rum left and I need to get more at the store before it closes.
Me: Ok. We'll start now...... Who is going to say the disclaimer? scary voice
All but me: back away e.e;;;;
Me: Kagome.
Kagome: No....not me.
Me: NOW!! DO IT NOW!!!
Heero: Don't piss her off.
Hiei: Damn
Ara: Just do it before she kills one of us.
Me: I SAID DO IT!
Kagome: ok..... She does not own YYH, POTC, GW, SM, or Inu Yasha. She does not own the mental hospital. She owns nothing....but Ara.
Me: Thanks smile
Ara: hits Kagome You had to say she owns me didn't you! glares
Kagome: holds her head Sorry
Kurama: It's ok Ara.
Heero: Yeah. Don't worry about it.
Hiei: We are all owned.
Ara: ok.....Start the damn story!
Me: ok
Chapter 1 : Kagome
Ara walks into the mental hospital for the mentally insane anime character and actors. She walked to the front desk.
Ara: Hello. I'm here for the...
Desk Lady: Yeah, yeah. hands her the folders they are down the hall.
Ara takes the folders and walks down the hall. She stops at the first door and walks in
Kagome: sat in the middle of the room in a strait jacket Who are you?
Ara: I'm hereto judge your case. looks at folder Kagome, what seems to be the problem?
K: They won't let me go back to Inu Yasha.
A: Who is this Inu Yasha?
K: He is a half demon, that lives in feudal Japan.
A: .... I see. And how do you know this "Inu Yasha"?
K: I go through a well to feudal Japan. We meet up with Shipo, Songo, and Moroku. He is a very perverted monk.
A: Sure marks something in the folder
K: You don't believe me do you? eyes water
A: I'm not allowed to comment. Listen, Kagome. You have discocative scitofreina. That world is not real. You are making it up.
K: No, I'm not. He is real. And we search for jewel shards. look. I have some on the table. look.
A: walks to the table and picks up the objects she was referring to You mean these rocks?
K: Huh? What are you talking about? looks at them No, some one must have changed them.
A: No, every other doctor has noted about these rocks you refer to as "jewels".
K: starts crying No NO NO! It is real. It's real.
A: shakes head and puts the rocks back down I'm sorry, I'm going to have to pass judgement on you. And so far you are failing.
K: I love him! He is real! He saved me, he kissed me!
Ara: glares at me Why are you making me deal with the crazy bimbo?
Kagome: He is real!
Me: ... Sorry, Ara. The reason it is you is because I couldn't get Ian here.
Ara: I'm going to KILL HIM!
Heero: speaking to Hiei Damn, both the authoress and Ara have a mean streak.
Hiei: Yeah, I know. I kinda like it.
Heero: Me too.
Ara: . . . sighs
Kagome: keeps rambling on and on
A: SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!
K: blink blink, stops talking
A: Thank you. You are completely insane. He is not real. and you are annoying. I'm failing you.
K: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BreathOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! !!!!!!!!!
A: . . . growls I hear by sentence you to heavy medication and a nice padded room.
K: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! He is real. They are real. It is real!
A: Only in that little fucked up head of yours. walks out of the room
Me: ok that is it for chapter one. yeah I know it is short. sorry.
Jack: Hey luv, can I....
Me: Yes, Jack you can go get more rum.
Jack: Thanks luv. kisses her cheek and leaves
Kagome: You, You , You
Kurama: Oh come on and speak. People are going to think that if your name starts with "K" you are stupid. Which is not the case for me.
Kagome: . . . You mad me insane. And he is real!
Ara: Drop it already!
Kagome: No! I'm going to kill the authoress.
Ara: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Kagome: doesnt listen and charges
Me: glares at Kagome
Ara: Oh shit.
Heero: Oh shit, what?
Hiei: I got a bad feeling about this.
Me: glares at Kagome and makes her burst into flame and explode leaving a pile of dust Well I hope you liked the chapter.
All: blink blink
Ara: I told her not to.
Heero: . . .
Hiei: Damn
Kurama: She is more ruthless than I am.
Duo: Wow
Serena: starts to cry KAGOME!!!!!
Me: glares at Serena
All: shut up!
Serena: stops crying . . .
Me: Well now . . . I hope not to have to do that again. Now we have to go now, We'll be back later with chapter 2. R&R
Duo: WAIT!.
Me: What?
Duo: I thought you promised no one would get hurt. scratches head
Serena: Yeah. I heard you.
Kurama: They do have a point.
Me: What? She meant to hurt me.
Ara: And I did warn her
Me: look, you won't get hurt in the story, but if you try to hurt me. . . I'll have to kill you.
Hiei: I can understand that.
Heero: Yeah, that is reasonable.
Serena: But you killed her.... You didn't have to kill her!
Me: I DO NOT TOLERATE THINGS!!!
Kurama: Serena, just shut your mouth.
Hiei: the more you open it the more you prove that you are an idiot.
Heero: and piss off the authoress
Duo: please stop talking blondie.
Serena: . . .
Me: Hey Serena. the next chapter is on you. Be prepared. heheheheheheheheeheheheheheheh
Fade black with ALL in silence, and All but Serena smiling