Disclaimer: I do NOT own kurama his thoughts or yu yu hakusho or any of its
characters But I do own .hhhmmm.myself .

Foxdemongirl24:Just to let all of you know this was all kuramas idea so don't get mad at me.

Kurama: you are absolutely right but all you readers will have to read on to understand why its my idea. So go on with your bad self. READ THE DAMN STORY!!!! Sorry got a bit carried a way there.

Foxdemongirl24:Yah you did, are you feeling ok ? I'm sorry continue .

Kurama: Yes you puny minded nerds read the story .Im just going to sit over here yah bye

(Kuramas pov)

Alright where to start I was already having a bad day when suddenly I
happened to stumble upon a very very very very disturbing story while
surfing the net which happened to be on a very disturbing site formally
known as Hiei and Kurama forever .

At first I thought hey I have some fans..yah I have fans alright fans of stories about Hiei and I doing the naughty.I don't think so! What kind of sick people are they I don't like Hiei in that way NEVER never do you hear me . I mean I like Hiei and all but not like that I mean c'mon people he's
like 4ft tall has a third eye and he wears black all the time what's up
with that ! Ok he's a very good looking guy but I have no feelings whatsoever towards the damn guy . Does it really look like I do? Ok ok it does look like it in the shows but that is the screenwriters im supposed
to smile at him when he does something good I don't know why but that doesn't matter . Anyway its Hiei who is always putting the moves on me and
he calls me pet names like kitsune ,k, and even fox . Does that sound strait to you ?Damn right it don't . Now I demand Respect. If you cant give it to me ill do this . ROSE WHIP!!!! Ok got a bit carried a way again but who wouldn't . Most of the people who write these don't even come up with there own lines its always "I love you Hiei" SLAP! What the hell is that ? How come he gets to slap me ,almost cut my head off, and turn his back on me and jump out the window and leave me here to cry my heart out and in the end I take him back after he says "im sorry my love" uh uh it has to stop im getting sick and tired of all this pathetic crap. I wouldn't cry I would be like "well that's too bad isn't it ,you missed out on me" but that'll
never happen so too bad. Get over it were not together people we are
strictly business, comrades, compadres, FRIENDS. Get that through your thick heads. If you don't like it you can suck my . Kurama where are you
?!. Well speak of the devil Hiei's here now I can show him what you freaks have
been writing .

Hello Hiei look at what I have been doing.
What?
I have been looking at things on the internet when I found this look.
Where?
The screen stupid!
Oh
What what what
That's that's preposterous I would never I mean you guys didn't seriously write this did you? Oh come
on this is just so .sad I only get one kiss
Whattttt?! Hiei don't you know this is about you and I .
Yes
Im confused I thought you were straight
I am, I just think its beautiful the way some people write you know
NO! I DON'T KNOW HIEI !
Jeez your getting a bit touchy Well yah duh I am being put into stories where im with you ,and people make fun of my clothes, hair, and just everything about me and think I look like
a girl
Hehehe
Why are you laughing?
Well its kind of true you do look like a girl
What? I don't need this from you out out out now
Fine but its true
Out!
Ok ill just go drink some sake and eat some sweet snow

I cannot believe that of all people he doesn't even care . Anyway ill just leave you with this thought ok and don't think im not coming oh im coming back and next time im bringing a gun yah that's right anyway bye for now
muahhhhhhhhhhhh.`