Heero Speaks Hid Mind! (On Yaoi XD)

Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing, or any of it's charas. Flames are welcome ^.~ but please read through it first before getting mad and trying to tell me that I deserve a spork in the seat of my pants or something. Yaoi is boyxboy, homosexual stuffs so if you don't like that, don't read it. Be forewarned. ^^;;; Besides, this is all fun and mean to Hee-chan anyways XP

Pairings: Is surprise XD

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Heero: I wanna start by saying that I DON'T LIKE DUO! I'd kill the (expletive deleted). but the other pilots said that I might get in trouble with Sally...

Wufei: Not to mention ME, baka!

Heero: Omea wa korosu, Wufei. Next: Trowa's a nice guy, but a relationship just wouldn't work. It'd be like this: "Hn..." "..." "Hn." "..." "Hn..." "...what?"

Trowa: ...what?

Heero: See? Q's nice too, but too soft for me. That, and Q and Trowa are most definetly a thing.

Quatre: ::glomps Trowa:: Hell yeah! ^.^

Heero: As for Wufei... -.- well, I'm goin' there.

Wufei: ::blushing:: Good, Duo's the only one for me! Screw you, Heero!

Heero: O.o; Yeah. Anyway... I move onto Relena. She's annoying, and it's disgutsing that you all think I'm madly in love with her; just because I'm nice to her... she's m,y sister in real life, not Milliardo's ::yanks Relena onto screen by her hair:: Right, sis?

Relena: ::smiles and doesa Heero Yuy: Omea wa Korosu!

Heero: ::glares:: shuddup!

Relena: You like Zeeechs

Heero: ::blushes:: Do NOT!

Zechs: ::walks in:: You lie like a dog! I am the Wind!

Heero: ::nosebleeds, Relena hands him a box of kleenex:: Okay, this fic is over.

*Akira*: ^-^ No it's not!

Zechs: The Wind says it is. so it is. Over. It's over now.

*Akira*: I'll leave you alone if Heero admits his love!

ZechsL That's easy. C'mon, Snookie

*Akira*: O.-;

Heero: e.e;; fine... I love Zechs...

*Akira*: What was that?

Heero: ..@

~Owari

Moral of the story: Don't breed, it's bad for your health! X.x