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*** Chapter5: lady vs. gentleman (whatever)***
"What the fuck do you mean?" the so called Inuyasha boy asked gripping onto the girls shirts tighter than already was.
"We forgot to pack it." Sango murmured glancing around nervously.
"Are you two bitches stupid or something?" he glared at them.
"Cough excuse me." Kagome whispered just barely enough for the dog demon to hear.
"What wench?!" he snarled.
"Could you do me a minor favor, and get out of my bubble?" Kagome looked nicely to him. She was regaining her strength, sarcasm, and losing her cool.
"What?!" he asked again.
"Did I stutter? I said you need to get out of my bubble. Oh and no offense or anything, but your breath stinks. Do you need a tic tac?" she asked oh so nicely again.
That just made him even madder. He didn't want to give the girl credit for making him angry, which is no doubt what she wanted him to do, so he smiled. Then with a quick blow up with the cheeks he sent a gust of his breath right in her face.
Kagome just sat there, looking at him evilly. One eye was huge while the other small. Sango glanced at her nervously, trying to send brainwaves at her not to lose her cool. But of course Kagome wasn't going to listen to her. Not when her blood was already boiling.
With a quick movement of her hand she slapped his face right out of hers. She didn't even look at him, her head was low while she did this, like she wasn't even paying attention. Stupid men, and their stupid egos.
Inuyasha was overly pissed. He wasn't going to let a girl do that to him and live to tell the tale. He reached up and grabbed her by her hair, leaving her dangled in the air by his hand.
Kagome wasn't frightened however. She could take this ego statistic self absorbed bitch. She just wanted to see what he would do. So she crossed her arms and just stared at him. Her eyebrow raised waiting for his next move.
She obviously wasn't going to get to any time soon because Sango burst out crying, scaring the demon.
"Wahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! Please-pl-just -let us-go" she puffed in between gasps. Her face was in her hands.
Inuyasha suddenly dropped Kagome and ran to Miroku. He started pushing and nudging the unconscious form, trying to wake him up.
"Hey Miroku! Miroku! Wake up you dumby! There is a girl crying!!! Wake up!!!" he stepped on Miroku out of patience, causing him to wake up.
" I'm sorry mommy, I won't grab her butt anymore.." Miroku woke up and looked around at his surroundings.
As his eyes were roaming around he caught sight of a girl crying her tears out and another girl embracing her, telling he it was going to be alright. Oh yes, now's my chance.
Miroku quickly dashed to her side and started comforting her. He wrapped his arm around her waist and pulled her close.
"There. There. It's okay. Everything is going to be alright." He started rubbing her back while whispering to her.
" Why? Why are you doing this to us?" Sango muttered in between gasps.
" That was the hanyou. I am a monk, so I would never." He said carefully while slowly lowing his hand down her back. Slowly and cautiously. Creep by creep. Slide by slide, until.
WHAM!!!!!!
Sango slapped him in the face. Then she realized she was crying. She regained her self control, mentally counting to ten. She looked dangerously at Miroku on the floor.
" Then go away before I call the police on you two!!" she yelled in his face.
" Um.. You don't have a phone." He stated. All of a sudden she went pale.
"Oh yah. That's right." She put a finger to her lip.
Kagome, getting tired of the scene before her, switched to her problem. Hah, the fool Inuyasha was being distracted, watching the idiotic play before him. It seems like Sango had just reached inside of their now damaged and destroyed car, and pulled out the car's radio, which Kagome had seen threw her side view. (work with me here. I forgot how to spell perifural vision, or whatever it is when you see through the side of your eye. Yah, one of my friends is asking me to update. Yah, I was just going to give up on ALL of the stories I wrote, and not write anymore. Seeing as how I am bad at it.)
" I'll rewire this hear radio into a walkie talkie thing. Then I will ask whoever I contact to reach the police." Sango said while rewiring the radio.
Kagome looked at Inuyasha. He was looking at Sango like she was utterly stupid. His left eye twitching slightly. Kagome was trying hard not to snicker at this, she knew Sango could do it, she had done it previously in life.
Kagome remembered it like it was yesterday.
***!@#$@$^%&&^(#$!#$!&*&^(*()&*$%!$~!$$#%#$^%&&^*&*)()(^***
Sango was fourteen while Kagome thirteen and three quarters. Sango was mad at her ex boyfriend. He had been caught by her, making out with another man. Yes, you heard me right. Man. Sango was so disgusted she threw up. He and just been done kissing her, and there he went going and kissing another man.
She ran all the way home after that. Embarrassed by humiliation. Kagome had nothing to do, but follow, skipping the rest of her classes, which she never had done before.
Sango, mad as crap, decided she was going to get back at the 'jerk'. She wired a radio she had stolen from some car parked on the side of the road into a walkie talkie. Why, didn't she go home and get one you ask?
Because it was still school. DUH! (Yes Kagome is reenacting all of this in her head; she is also the spokes person, saying why did she? And duh!)
Kagome was petrified by the new side of Sango. She had never done this before!
(A little thing I just found out, I know who to spell perifural now! It's peripheral! I feel so smart now!......on with the story)
So, on with the story. Sango wired the radio into a walkie talkie, and found this one channel...... With nothing but gay men.
She told them, trying her best to copy a manly voice, to meet her at, her ex boyfriends house. Making them believe that it was a boy who wanted some fun time.
Later that night, Sango had drug Kagome out with her, and they watched from a corner bush as six hundred sixty six men lined up in front of the doorway.....Ok so it was more like thirteen, but you could have sworn you were in hell, once you saw the look on Sango's ex's mother's face.
(Is that the correct punctuation things? Oh well, I am not sure, and technically I don't care.) ***Q@#$!%$%^#^&^*%^@#$~@#$&^**(&*(&*(%#%!@#~$$%^#%^&&*^*&***
Kagome took this as an opportunity to do something. Her hair was starting to feel like it was slowly coming out of her head. Punctuating her head in the process. It her hurt............... DUH!!
Kagome in her previous life was a Tai Kwon Do master. So, while she was still gripping Inuyasha's arm, trying to get him off, she lifted up her leg and....................................
KAPOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She socked Inuyasha right in the face, knocking him to the left and letting go of her.
DAMN! How could I have forgotten about her!! Inuyasha growled slightly feeling his chin, and raising his face dangerously slow. Someone was going to die.
Kagome back flipped and landed with her arms in position ready to strike at any given moment.
She watched as Inuyasha's face rose. When he fully showed his face, his eyes turned a flicker of red. But only for a second, then it was gone.
" You know, wenches were always weak." He snickered to himself as he wiped off a drop of blood trickling down his mouth.
" I think it is about time I killed you. You seem to be of no value to me. Disgusting vermin. I will enjoy ripping your flesh, straight into the bones. First your skin turns purple from the blood falling out of your wound. Then it starts to peel off, slowly turning pink. After that it's muscles, which you seem to have none of. Then comes the bones. I think I will chew on those. Got to keep my teeth sharp you know?" he slowly raised himself up, keeping his face down as to make him look scary.
He looked up, only to be caught in the face again by Kagome's flying foot. He was sent into a tree this time. It jailed him into the unconscious world.
" It's about some time now, that someone actually shut him up." Miroku got up from the ground and wiped off his hands.
" Huh?" Sango turned her head sideways to look at Miroku. Kagome, still in striking mode, glared at Inuyasha. Waiting from him to spurt up and kill her like he said he would. Sure she was afraid, afraid that he would have actually done it. But she had gotten this sense that the man was a load of....... well let's not go there sha'll we? Slowly she raised herself up, relaxing. She turned to Miroku.
" So, do you want to stay alive or be hit unconscious again like your buddy here? I'm not quite sure, but I think it is bad for you to get hit out more than once?" She girly asked.
"Um....... I don't know. If I stay awake, you might hurt me..and if I ask you to knock me out, that just ends up with you hurting me. So which one? I may be a pervert but I am not stupid." He said.
"Okay. Then I guess I won't hurt you." Kagome looked unsure of her answer.
"Precisely. Because I will knock myself out!" he took Sango's radio and bonked himself in the head.
"Right." Sango said staring at Miroku.
(Okay, that turned out worser than I had initially planned. I wanted to make it good, like Kagome loves Inuyasha but it didn't work out, so I just rough draft. Like I said earlier in the story, I am just giving up on this stuff. I am going to stick with just reading others. Because, you know. Not to be rude or anything, but I don't like it when other writers, who are JUST like me, don't write good, but still keep trying. I give them graditude for at least they keep trying, but I am just going to give up okay? So yah, this is the VERY last chapter I will do. On any other story too. I AM NOT WRITING ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Though maybe, when I get to college and a more experienced writer I will try again. But that is not for, what? Another seven or eight years. The most. So yah. Go read Kagome loves inuyasha or M.D Excavator or Sesshomaru's goddess's stories. I give up.
IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:::: I REMEMBER SPECIFICALLY TELLING YOU GUYS THAT I DO NOT LIKE SYMPATHY SO, I WOULD NOT GIVE YOU ANY REASON TO SYMPATHIZE ME FOR! SO DON'T TAKE WHAT I JUST WROTE AS A 'OH PITY ME I AM NOT A GOOD WRITER!' OKAY!?!?!?!?!?!?!
............well...........tootles! See you guys in about seven years....If I am lucky.
Ja ne Inuyasha and kagome forever
*** Chapter5: lady vs. gentleman (whatever)***
"What the fuck do you mean?" the so called Inuyasha boy asked gripping onto the girls shirts tighter than already was.
"We forgot to pack it." Sango murmured glancing around nervously.
"Are you two bitches stupid or something?" he glared at them.
"Cough excuse me." Kagome whispered just barely enough for the dog demon to hear.
"What wench?!" he snarled.
"Could you do me a minor favor, and get out of my bubble?" Kagome looked nicely to him. She was regaining her strength, sarcasm, and losing her cool.
"What?!" he asked again.
"Did I stutter? I said you need to get out of my bubble. Oh and no offense or anything, but your breath stinks. Do you need a tic tac?" she asked oh so nicely again.
That just made him even madder. He didn't want to give the girl credit for making him angry, which is no doubt what she wanted him to do, so he smiled. Then with a quick blow up with the cheeks he sent a gust of his breath right in her face.
Kagome just sat there, looking at him evilly. One eye was huge while the other small. Sango glanced at her nervously, trying to send brainwaves at her not to lose her cool. But of course Kagome wasn't going to listen to her. Not when her blood was already boiling.
With a quick movement of her hand she slapped his face right out of hers. She didn't even look at him, her head was low while she did this, like she wasn't even paying attention. Stupid men, and their stupid egos.
Inuyasha was overly pissed. He wasn't going to let a girl do that to him and live to tell the tale. He reached up and grabbed her by her hair, leaving her dangled in the air by his hand.
Kagome wasn't frightened however. She could take this ego statistic self absorbed bitch. She just wanted to see what he would do. So she crossed her arms and just stared at him. Her eyebrow raised waiting for his next move.
She obviously wasn't going to get to any time soon because Sango burst out crying, scaring the demon.
"Wahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! Please-pl-just -let us-go" she puffed in between gasps. Her face was in her hands.
Inuyasha suddenly dropped Kagome and ran to Miroku. He started pushing and nudging the unconscious form, trying to wake him up.
"Hey Miroku! Miroku! Wake up you dumby! There is a girl crying!!! Wake up!!!" he stepped on Miroku out of patience, causing him to wake up.
" I'm sorry mommy, I won't grab her butt anymore.." Miroku woke up and looked around at his surroundings.
As his eyes were roaming around he caught sight of a girl crying her tears out and another girl embracing her, telling he it was going to be alright. Oh yes, now's my chance.
Miroku quickly dashed to her side and started comforting her. He wrapped his arm around her waist and pulled her close.
"There. There. It's okay. Everything is going to be alright." He started rubbing her back while whispering to her.
" Why? Why are you doing this to us?" Sango muttered in between gasps.
" That was the hanyou. I am a monk, so I would never." He said carefully while slowly lowing his hand down her back. Slowly and cautiously. Creep by creep. Slide by slide, until.
WHAM!!!!!!
Sango slapped him in the face. Then she realized she was crying. She regained her self control, mentally counting to ten. She looked dangerously at Miroku on the floor.
" Then go away before I call the police on you two!!" she yelled in his face.
" Um.. You don't have a phone." He stated. All of a sudden she went pale.
"Oh yah. That's right." She put a finger to her lip.
Kagome, getting tired of the scene before her, switched to her problem. Hah, the fool Inuyasha was being distracted, watching the idiotic play before him. It seems like Sango had just reached inside of their now damaged and destroyed car, and pulled out the car's radio, which Kagome had seen threw her side view. (work with me here. I forgot how to spell perifural vision, or whatever it is when you see through the side of your eye. Yah, one of my friends is asking me to update. Yah, I was just going to give up on ALL of the stories I wrote, and not write anymore. Seeing as how I am bad at it.)
" I'll rewire this hear radio into a walkie talkie thing. Then I will ask whoever I contact to reach the police." Sango said while rewiring the radio.
Kagome looked at Inuyasha. He was looking at Sango like she was utterly stupid. His left eye twitching slightly. Kagome was trying hard not to snicker at this, she knew Sango could do it, she had done it previously in life.
Kagome remembered it like it was yesterday.
***!@#$@$^%&&^(#$!#$!&*&^(*()&*$%!$~!$$#%#$^%&&^*&*)()(^***
Sango was fourteen while Kagome thirteen and three quarters. Sango was mad at her ex boyfriend. He had been caught by her, making out with another man. Yes, you heard me right. Man. Sango was so disgusted she threw up. He and just been done kissing her, and there he went going and kissing another man.
She ran all the way home after that. Embarrassed by humiliation. Kagome had nothing to do, but follow, skipping the rest of her classes, which she never had done before.
Sango, mad as crap, decided she was going to get back at the 'jerk'. She wired a radio she had stolen from some car parked on the side of the road into a walkie talkie. Why, didn't she go home and get one you ask?
Because it was still school. DUH! (Yes Kagome is reenacting all of this in her head; she is also the spokes person, saying why did she? And duh!)
Kagome was petrified by the new side of Sango. She had never done this before!
(A little thing I just found out, I know who to spell perifural now! It's peripheral! I feel so smart now!......on with the story)
So, on with the story. Sango wired the radio into a walkie talkie, and found this one channel...... With nothing but gay men.
She told them, trying her best to copy a manly voice, to meet her at, her ex boyfriends house. Making them believe that it was a boy who wanted some fun time.
Later that night, Sango had drug Kagome out with her, and they watched from a corner bush as six hundred sixty six men lined up in front of the doorway.....Ok so it was more like thirteen, but you could have sworn you were in hell, once you saw the look on Sango's ex's mother's face.
(Is that the correct punctuation things? Oh well, I am not sure, and technically I don't care.) ***Q@#$!%$%^#^&^*%^@#$~@#$&^**(&*(&*(%#%!@#~$$%^#%^&&*^*&***
Kagome took this as an opportunity to do something. Her hair was starting to feel like it was slowly coming out of her head. Punctuating her head in the process. It her hurt............... DUH!!
Kagome in her previous life was a Tai Kwon Do master. So, while she was still gripping Inuyasha's arm, trying to get him off, she lifted up her leg and....................................
KAPOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She socked Inuyasha right in the face, knocking him to the left and letting go of her.
DAMN! How could I have forgotten about her!! Inuyasha growled slightly feeling his chin, and raising his face dangerously slow. Someone was going to die.
Kagome back flipped and landed with her arms in position ready to strike at any given moment.
She watched as Inuyasha's face rose. When he fully showed his face, his eyes turned a flicker of red. But only for a second, then it was gone.
" You know, wenches were always weak." He snickered to himself as he wiped off a drop of blood trickling down his mouth.
" I think it is about time I killed you. You seem to be of no value to me. Disgusting vermin. I will enjoy ripping your flesh, straight into the bones. First your skin turns purple from the blood falling out of your wound. Then it starts to peel off, slowly turning pink. After that it's muscles, which you seem to have none of. Then comes the bones. I think I will chew on those. Got to keep my teeth sharp you know?" he slowly raised himself up, keeping his face down as to make him look scary.
He looked up, only to be caught in the face again by Kagome's flying foot. He was sent into a tree this time. It jailed him into the unconscious world.
" It's about some time now, that someone actually shut him up." Miroku got up from the ground and wiped off his hands.
" Huh?" Sango turned her head sideways to look at Miroku. Kagome, still in striking mode, glared at Inuyasha. Waiting from him to spurt up and kill her like he said he would. Sure she was afraid, afraid that he would have actually done it. But she had gotten this sense that the man was a load of....... well let's not go there sha'll we? Slowly she raised herself up, relaxing. She turned to Miroku.
" So, do you want to stay alive or be hit unconscious again like your buddy here? I'm not quite sure, but I think it is bad for you to get hit out more than once?" She girly asked.
"Um....... I don't know. If I stay awake, you might hurt me..and if I ask you to knock me out, that just ends up with you hurting me. So which one? I may be a pervert but I am not stupid." He said.
"Okay. Then I guess I won't hurt you." Kagome looked unsure of her answer.
"Precisely. Because I will knock myself out!" he took Sango's radio and bonked himself in the head.
"Right." Sango said staring at Miroku.
(Okay, that turned out worser than I had initially planned. I wanted to make it good, like Kagome loves Inuyasha but it didn't work out, so I just rough draft. Like I said earlier in the story, I am just giving up on this stuff. I am going to stick with just reading others. Because, you know. Not to be rude or anything, but I don't like it when other writers, who are JUST like me, don't write good, but still keep trying. I give them graditude for at least they keep trying, but I am just going to give up okay? So yah, this is the VERY last chapter I will do. On any other story too. I AM NOT WRITING ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Though maybe, when I get to college and a more experienced writer I will try again. But that is not for, what? Another seven or eight years. The most. So yah. Go read Kagome loves inuyasha or M.D Excavator or Sesshomaru's goddess's stories. I give up.
IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:::: I REMEMBER SPECIFICALLY TELLING YOU GUYS THAT I DO NOT LIKE SYMPATHY SO, I WOULD NOT GIVE YOU ANY REASON TO SYMPATHIZE ME FOR! SO DON'T TAKE WHAT I JUST WROTE AS A 'OH PITY ME I AM NOT A GOOD WRITER!' OKAY!?!?!?!?!?!?!
............well...........tootles! See you guys in about seven years....If I am lucky.
Ja ne Inuyasha and kagome forever