Session 01: Ami Mizuno
* A doctor is reading a file on Ami.
Doctor: So tell me. Why do you want this done again?
Ami: Well, you see. I'm always looked at as the smart, corky girl who has no wilder side.
Doctor: Maybe you should just act differently to get other peoples' respect.
Ami: I've tried that, but it's no use. I need this.
Doctor: Are you certain?
Ami: Yes I'm positive. The bottom line is. I WANT BIGGER TITS!
* Ami jumps out of her chair, her breasts barely jiggle.
Doctor: If that's what you want.
* The next day, the doctor had Ami lie down on the operation table.
Doctor: I'm just going to put you to sleep now. I doubt you'd want to see the inside of your tiny boobs gushing out of your body.
Ami: I wouldn't.
* The doctor put Ami to sleep, and began the operation. Now, being the cheap-ass that he is, he has no helpers. So he does the entire operation on his own, causing a little "accident".
Doctor: There, we're all finished.
* He wakes Ami up.
Doctor: What do you think?
Ami: WHAT THE FUCK! My right tit is three times bigger than my left one!
Doctor: Yeah about that, my bad, I had no one else to help me, so I couldn't see the proportions.
Aim: I'm going to sue you so bad.
Doctor: How about we just have this operation on the house?
Ami: Done.
* Ami quickly walks out of the office. Her communicator blinks. It's Usagi on the other line.
Usagi: Ami! Where are you? This new enemy is kicking my ass and I don't get my new powers until the next episode.
Ami: I'll be there soon.
Usagi: What's holding you up so long?
Ami: Just something personal, I'll be there.
Usagi: Well hurry, or in the name of the moon I fuck you up!
* Usagi hangs up on Ami. Ami takes out her transformation pen.
Ami: MERCURY CRYSTAL POWER - MAKE UP!
* Ami's cloths shred off, and her deformed naked body begins to spin as her sailor senshi uniform comes on.
Ami: I'm coming Usagi!
* Ami arrives at the battle scene. Her skin-tight outfit reveals that her body is not proportional, and everybody stares, (Even the monster).
Rei: Is it just me or does Ami look, different?
Makoto: It's not you. Something is very fucked up with her.
Monster: Who are you?
Ami: I am Sailor Mercury, and in the name of the planet Mercury, you're punished!
* Haruka and Michuru are in the background having a private conversation.
Haruka: You know what Michuru? Looking from this angle I'd say I see Mercury and one of its smaller moons on Ami's chest.
Michuru: Don't be so mean Haruka. Your body ain't too perfect either.
Haruka: Are you still bitching because I don't have a real penis!
Michuru: Shh! Keep it down Haruka. No one else has to know our personal life.
* The scene goes back to Ami who's trying to use her attack.
Ami: Mercury Aqua Rhap... Why are you all laughing at me?
Rei: We're not laughing at you, we're laughing with. No, never mind, we're laughing at you.
Ami: Well stop, I need to concentrate.
Usagi: What did you do to yourself?
Ami: I wanted to show you guys my wild side.
Rei: And even there you managed to screw up.
* Rei starts hysterically laughing at her joke.
Ami: Shut up Rei! I wouldn't be pointing judgment at other people if I were you.
Rei: And what's that mean?
Ami: You're pretty fucked up yourself.
Rei: In what way?
Ami: You build a huge fire inside your house, and then you talk to it. What's that all about?
Rei: That's my premonition time.
Ami: Right, and don't even get me started on your "premonitions".
Usagi: Guys, stop yelling at each other.
* Usagi starts to tear.
Rei: Look what you did now.
Ami: Me?
Rei: Yeah you. You've unleashed "it".
Minako: Maybe her wailing will scare the monster off.
Monster: Not likely.
* The monster swings at Makoto and rips her left arm off.
Makoto: Ah shit! That hurts!
Minako: Well, there goes your left arm.
Makoto: I see that you idiot! Someone call an ambulance!
* Haruka and Michuru are talking.
Haruka: Well, I guess it's time we leave and let these little girls prove they're real senshi.
Michuru: Shouldn't we at least help Makoto? She's losing a lot of blood.
Haruka: She can handle herself pretty well.
Michuru: Haruka, you're no making any sense.
Haruka: You leave that to me.
Michuru: What?
Haruka: That's what I thought.
Michuru: Are you listening to yourself?
Haruka: I drift in and out.
* Haruka and Michuru leave the other girls.
Minako: VENUS LOVE AND BEAUTY SHOCK!
Monster: Is that the best you've got?
Ami: No it's not!
Usagi: What are you thinking of?
Ami: Just watch.
* Ami goes up to the monster and starts jumping up and down. As she jumps, her deformed breasts jiggle like mad drunken cows, hooked on crack.
Monster: This is too much. I'll just kill myself.
* And with that, the monster lights himself on fire.
Usagi: Job well done senshi! Now Ami, about your tits.
Ami: What about them? The doctor simply messed up. I'm sure I'll do that plenty of times when I'm a doctor.
Minako: She's right. Why when I pretended to be a doctor, I killed a four year-old girl.
Rei: You pretended to be a doctor. Isn't that a crime?
Minako: (in deep thought) It might just be.
Makoto: Guys. Would someone help! I'm dying over here. Guys! HELP!
To be continued. (maybe)
* A doctor is reading a file on Ami.
Doctor: So tell me. Why do you want this done again?
Ami: Well, you see. I'm always looked at as the smart, corky girl who has no wilder side.
Doctor: Maybe you should just act differently to get other peoples' respect.
Ami: I've tried that, but it's no use. I need this.
Doctor: Are you certain?
Ami: Yes I'm positive. The bottom line is. I WANT BIGGER TITS!
* Ami jumps out of her chair, her breasts barely jiggle.
Doctor: If that's what you want.
* The next day, the doctor had Ami lie down on the operation table.
Doctor: I'm just going to put you to sleep now. I doubt you'd want to see the inside of your tiny boobs gushing out of your body.
Ami: I wouldn't.
* The doctor put Ami to sleep, and began the operation. Now, being the cheap-ass that he is, he has no helpers. So he does the entire operation on his own, causing a little "accident".
Doctor: There, we're all finished.
* He wakes Ami up.
Doctor: What do you think?
Ami: WHAT THE FUCK! My right tit is three times bigger than my left one!
Doctor: Yeah about that, my bad, I had no one else to help me, so I couldn't see the proportions.
Aim: I'm going to sue you so bad.
Doctor: How about we just have this operation on the house?
Ami: Done.
* Ami quickly walks out of the office. Her communicator blinks. It's Usagi on the other line.
Usagi: Ami! Where are you? This new enemy is kicking my ass and I don't get my new powers until the next episode.
Ami: I'll be there soon.
Usagi: What's holding you up so long?
Ami: Just something personal, I'll be there.
Usagi: Well hurry, or in the name of the moon I fuck you up!
* Usagi hangs up on Ami. Ami takes out her transformation pen.
Ami: MERCURY CRYSTAL POWER - MAKE UP!
* Ami's cloths shred off, and her deformed naked body begins to spin as her sailor senshi uniform comes on.
Ami: I'm coming Usagi!
* Ami arrives at the battle scene. Her skin-tight outfit reveals that her body is not proportional, and everybody stares, (Even the monster).
Rei: Is it just me or does Ami look, different?
Makoto: It's not you. Something is very fucked up with her.
Monster: Who are you?
Ami: I am Sailor Mercury, and in the name of the planet Mercury, you're punished!
* Haruka and Michuru are in the background having a private conversation.
Haruka: You know what Michuru? Looking from this angle I'd say I see Mercury and one of its smaller moons on Ami's chest.
Michuru: Don't be so mean Haruka. Your body ain't too perfect either.
Haruka: Are you still bitching because I don't have a real penis!
Michuru: Shh! Keep it down Haruka. No one else has to know our personal life.
* The scene goes back to Ami who's trying to use her attack.
Ami: Mercury Aqua Rhap... Why are you all laughing at me?
Rei: We're not laughing at you, we're laughing with. No, never mind, we're laughing at you.
Ami: Well stop, I need to concentrate.
Usagi: What did you do to yourself?
Ami: I wanted to show you guys my wild side.
Rei: And even there you managed to screw up.
* Rei starts hysterically laughing at her joke.
Ami: Shut up Rei! I wouldn't be pointing judgment at other people if I were you.
Rei: And what's that mean?
Ami: You're pretty fucked up yourself.
Rei: In what way?
Ami: You build a huge fire inside your house, and then you talk to it. What's that all about?
Rei: That's my premonition time.
Ami: Right, and don't even get me started on your "premonitions".
Usagi: Guys, stop yelling at each other.
* Usagi starts to tear.
Rei: Look what you did now.
Ami: Me?
Rei: Yeah you. You've unleashed "it".
Minako: Maybe her wailing will scare the monster off.
Monster: Not likely.
* The monster swings at Makoto and rips her left arm off.
Makoto: Ah shit! That hurts!
Minako: Well, there goes your left arm.
Makoto: I see that you idiot! Someone call an ambulance!
* Haruka and Michuru are talking.
Haruka: Well, I guess it's time we leave and let these little girls prove they're real senshi.
Michuru: Shouldn't we at least help Makoto? She's losing a lot of blood.
Haruka: She can handle herself pretty well.
Michuru: Haruka, you're no making any sense.
Haruka: You leave that to me.
Michuru: What?
Haruka: That's what I thought.
Michuru: Are you listening to yourself?
Haruka: I drift in and out.
* Haruka and Michuru leave the other girls.
Minako: VENUS LOVE AND BEAUTY SHOCK!
Monster: Is that the best you've got?
Ami: No it's not!
Usagi: What are you thinking of?
Ami: Just watch.
* Ami goes up to the monster and starts jumping up and down. As she jumps, her deformed breasts jiggle like mad drunken cows, hooked on crack.
Monster: This is too much. I'll just kill myself.
* And with that, the monster lights himself on fire.
Usagi: Job well done senshi! Now Ami, about your tits.
Ami: What about them? The doctor simply messed up. I'm sure I'll do that plenty of times when I'm a doctor.
Minako: She's right. Why when I pretended to be a doctor, I killed a four year-old girl.
Rei: You pretended to be a doctor. Isn't that a crime?
Minako: (in deep thought) It might just be.
Makoto: Guys. Would someone help! I'm dying over here. Guys! HELP!
To be continued. (maybe)