Session 02: Makoto Kino
Usagi: It was a good thing we got you to the hospital when we did, huh Makoto?
Makoto: You SUCK! I nearly bled to death out there, and you did nothing.
Rei: But we did, we got you here.
Makoto: No you didn't, I had to walk here by myself, you just showed up two minutes ago.
* The doctor enters the room.
Doctor: Ah, welcome back Ami. I take it you want something else done, right?
Ami: No, you see my friend here is bleeding badly, and I need you to fix her up.
Doctor: I'll have her done in a jiffy.
* The other three senshi leave the room, and the doctor begins work on Makoto.
Doctor: All done.
Makoto: Wow doctor, I feel so much. Ahh! What the fuck did you do to me?
Doctor: I felt that you needed a bigger buttock.
Makoto: Not this big. It sticks out so much.
Doctor: But it's free of charge.
Makoto: In that case, I'll take it!
* Makoto goes to the park where everyone is.
Makoto: Hey everybody.
Everyone: Hey.
Rei: What happened to your ass?
Usagi: Yeah, it looks like someone blew it up.
Makoto: The doctor felt that I needed a bigger buttock.
Ami: Not that big.
Makoto: Don't speak Ami; your tits are the size of Texas. Well, one of them is anyway. The other one can be Georgia.
Chibiusa: Hello everyone!
Everyone: Hey Chibiusa. How was school? Why are we all talking at the same time? Weird. Booger-filling-jelly-poppers! Hey we did it again. And again, this is strange.
* A long pause.
Chibiusa: Anyway, I saw this boy I liked and I think I might have his baby.
Usagi: Ah, that's my daughter. Getting an A+.
Rei: Are you even listening Usagi; Chibiusa's pregnant!
Usagi: What!
Chibiusa: Yes, I couldn't help myself. He was hot, and posing for my art class, NAKED!
Usagi: Still, you're only eleven years old.
Chibiusa: Love has no age.
Minako: Where'd you hear that quote?
Usagi: Have you been reading my porn novels?
Rei: Usagi, you have porn novels?
Usagi: Well, Momaru is always busy at work; I need something to take up my time.
Ami: Why not read a manga?
Usagi: I read everyone that came out, and is going to come out in the next ten years.
Makoto: Let's get back to the issue of my giant ass here.
Chibiusa: Oh wow, that's a big ass. I'm sure you could swallow a 10ft. cock with that thing.
Makoto: You know what, I think I just might.
Usagi: You're going to have sex?
Makoto: You bet!
Usagi: Then could you record it for me? My novels are boring me. I can't seem to blow, since I have to stop reading just so I can figure out what the big words mean.
Makoto: Sure thing. I'll even burn you a DVD.
Usagi: Really? That would be so awesome!
Chibiusa: Usagi, maybe you should cut down on the porn.
Usagi: Chibiusa, maybe you should cut down on the sex. Honestly, as a good parent I think I should report you to child molestation courses.
Chibiusa: You can't.
Usagi: And why not?
Chibiusa: Because, at the age of ten, children are legally old enough to have sex with anyone who is over the age of ten and under sixteen.
Usagi: Who told you that bullshit?
Chibiusa: Momaru. We finally had our "father-to-daughter" talk. And then he stuck it in me. Wow, to be penetrated with the same tool that created me.
Makoto: Chibiusa, you're sick! Anyway, let's go back and talk about how great my ass is.
* Haruka stops by the park.
Haruka: Hey Ami. What's the name of the doctor who did your boob job?
Ami: Doctor Sucksbigdick. Why?
Haruka: No reason. Gotta go!
* Haruka dashes away as a chibi.
Rei: That ho be weird dawg.
Makoto: Will anyone listen to me!!!
To be continued. (maybe)
Usagi: It was a good thing we got you to the hospital when we did, huh Makoto?
Makoto: You SUCK! I nearly bled to death out there, and you did nothing.
Rei: But we did, we got you here.
Makoto: No you didn't, I had to walk here by myself, you just showed up two minutes ago.
* The doctor enters the room.
Doctor: Ah, welcome back Ami. I take it you want something else done, right?
Ami: No, you see my friend here is bleeding badly, and I need you to fix her up.
Doctor: I'll have her done in a jiffy.
* The other three senshi leave the room, and the doctor begins work on Makoto.
Doctor: All done.
Makoto: Wow doctor, I feel so much. Ahh! What the fuck did you do to me?
Doctor: I felt that you needed a bigger buttock.
Makoto: Not this big. It sticks out so much.
Doctor: But it's free of charge.
Makoto: In that case, I'll take it!
* Makoto goes to the park where everyone is.
Makoto: Hey everybody.
Everyone: Hey.
Rei: What happened to your ass?
Usagi: Yeah, it looks like someone blew it up.
Makoto: The doctor felt that I needed a bigger buttock.
Ami: Not that big.
Makoto: Don't speak Ami; your tits are the size of Texas. Well, one of them is anyway. The other one can be Georgia.
Chibiusa: Hello everyone!
Everyone: Hey Chibiusa. How was school? Why are we all talking at the same time? Weird. Booger-filling-jelly-poppers! Hey we did it again. And again, this is strange.
* A long pause.
Chibiusa: Anyway, I saw this boy I liked and I think I might have his baby.
Usagi: Ah, that's my daughter. Getting an A+.
Rei: Are you even listening Usagi; Chibiusa's pregnant!
Usagi: What!
Chibiusa: Yes, I couldn't help myself. He was hot, and posing for my art class, NAKED!
Usagi: Still, you're only eleven years old.
Chibiusa: Love has no age.
Minako: Where'd you hear that quote?
Usagi: Have you been reading my porn novels?
Rei: Usagi, you have porn novels?
Usagi: Well, Momaru is always busy at work; I need something to take up my time.
Ami: Why not read a manga?
Usagi: I read everyone that came out, and is going to come out in the next ten years.
Makoto: Let's get back to the issue of my giant ass here.
Chibiusa: Oh wow, that's a big ass. I'm sure you could swallow a 10ft. cock with that thing.
Makoto: You know what, I think I just might.
Usagi: You're going to have sex?
Makoto: You bet!
Usagi: Then could you record it for me? My novels are boring me. I can't seem to blow, since I have to stop reading just so I can figure out what the big words mean.
Makoto: Sure thing. I'll even burn you a DVD.
Usagi: Really? That would be so awesome!
Chibiusa: Usagi, maybe you should cut down on the porn.
Usagi: Chibiusa, maybe you should cut down on the sex. Honestly, as a good parent I think I should report you to child molestation courses.
Chibiusa: You can't.
Usagi: And why not?
Chibiusa: Because, at the age of ten, children are legally old enough to have sex with anyone who is over the age of ten and under sixteen.
Usagi: Who told you that bullshit?
Chibiusa: Momaru. We finally had our "father-to-daughter" talk. And then he stuck it in me. Wow, to be penetrated with the same tool that created me.
Makoto: Chibiusa, you're sick! Anyway, let's go back and talk about how great my ass is.
* Haruka stops by the park.
Haruka: Hey Ami. What's the name of the doctor who did your boob job?
Ami: Doctor Sucksbigdick. Why?
Haruka: No reason. Gotta go!
* Haruka dashes away as a chibi.
Rei: That ho be weird dawg.
Makoto: Will anyone listen to me!!!
To be continued. (maybe)