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Riley took to a chair in the corner. After wrapping a blanket over herself and getting decently comfortable, she fell into a deep slumber. The next couple of weeks would definitely be interesting.
Early the next morning, before the sun had even risen, Will and Elizabeth took it upon themselves to wake up their 2 guests. They felt slightly bad for waking them so early and even considered waiting a bit before they did so, but they would have to leave soon to reduce the chance of getting caught and judging by the amount of rum Jack drank last night, it wasn't going to be an easy task. They figured they wake up Riley first, and then pawn the responsibility of waking Jack on her. They quietly walked into the guest room and as soon as they saw Jack on the bed, they quickly turned around, walked out of the room, shut the door, and broke out into hysterical laughter. It seemed that Jack gotten a bed buddy sometime during the night.
"What in the world is he doing with that thing?" Elizabeth gasped and wiped away some tears.
"Apparently Jack and 'Howard' are a lot closer than any of us thought." Will said, finally recovery from his laughing fit.
"I'll say."
"Okay, we need to wake those 2, sorry, 3, up and get them ready. Are you going to be able to go in and not laugh?" Will chuckled softly.
"Yes." Elizabeth replied, getting the last bit of giggles out before entering again.
Will and Elizabeth entered the room once again and desperately tried not to laugh as they say Jack spooning with 'Howard' and what almost looked like him whispering sweet nothings to the pillow. They walked over to the chair Riley was sleeping on and lightly shook her, so she wouldn't be startled. Slowly, her eyes fluttered open and landed on the 2. She gave them a questionable look after seeing their faces that looked remarkably like 2 people trying not to laugh. They noticed her gaze and pointed to the bed. Riley follows their eyes to bed, saw Jack and his new friend, looked back to the 2, and smiled broadly. Will and Elizabeth knew exactly what Riley was going to do next so they rushed her out of the room and as soon as the doors were closed, all 3 of them cracked up.
"I, guess he got, lonely." Riley said through her laughter.
"That's what we assumed." Will explained.
"Well, I guess we better wake him up so we can get going. Who gets the honor?" Riley asked, knowing full well how stubborn Jack could be in the morning.
"Well...." Will and Elizabeth said in union and stared at Riley hopefully.
"Oh no, trying ta wake Jack in the morning is like trying ta wake a dead man. And then when you do finally get him up you wish you didn't. No way am I waking him!" Riley stated firmly.
"Oh come on, he'll hit Will and I don't know what he'll do to me but I'm not exactly anxious to find out." Elizabeth pleaded.
"Oh alright, I'll do it." Riley finally agreed, knowing it would be a lost cause.
"Great, while you're doing that, we'll go get the last minutes things together. See you downstairs." Will said cheerfully as he and Elizabeth descended down the staircase.
"Yeah yeah, scaredy cats." Riley mumbled to herself.
Riley entered the room and walked over to the bed. She figured the best way to do this would be to just try and shake him up. She stood to the side, out of arms length just incase Jack woke up punching, and cautiously started to shake him.
"C'mon Jack, wakey wakey." Riley whispered in his ear, trying to bring him out of his slumber. After a few minutes of nothing, she tried again.
"Dammit Jack! We don't have all day ta wait for ya ta wake up!" Riley whispered harshly trying again to wake him, but still nothing.
All of a sudden, Jack's right arm shot out and grabbed Riley around waist, squishing her between himself and 'Howard'. Riley tried her hardest to get up, but it seemed Jack had a death grip on her. She tried everything she could thing of to wake him, but it was useless. So finally she came to a last resort, physical pain. She hated to do it, especially considering if he woke up swinging, she would be the perfect punching bag, but she had to. She turned around so that she was facing him. He looked so peaceful in his sleep, she mused to herself, to bad he was about to have a rude awakening. She slowly lifted her knee up to his manhood.
"Sorry Jack." She whispered and in one quick movement, rammed her knee into his groin.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Jack screamed as his eyes shot opened.
He instantly let go of Riley, rolled out of bed with a loud thud, and continued to scream absurd obscenities. Riley watched him with wide eyes. Sure she had heard her fair share of language back in Tortuga, but that was nothing compared to the words seeping from Jack's mouth at the moment. She had never heard such things, didn't even know such things exists actually. All of a sudden, Will and Elizabeth busted through the door. Apparently they had heard the commotion from downstairs, which wasn't hard to believe. They watched Jack roll around the floor, obviously in agony.
"What did you do to him!" Elizabeth demanded.
"I had ta wake him up somehow." Riley shrugged.
"What did you do?" Will asked curiously.
"Well, I kinda, ummm, kneed him in the groin." Riley explained weakly.
"Ouch." Will muttered.
The 3 stopped talking when they realized Jack wasn't making anymore noise. They stared over the side of the bed where he was previously lying. Jack's head slowly rosed over the edge of the bed and stared at the 3 with narrowed eyes and a not so happy scowl on his face. He was quite intimidating looking. The other 3 were afraid to speak and were trying not to make eye contact with the angry pirate. Jack took the privilege of speaking first.
"Alright, which one of ye devil possessed scallywags attacked Lil Jack?" Jack demanded in a low growl. Will and Elizabeth quickly pointed to Riley, they wanted nothing to do with this. Riley looked at them as if they were traitors, then looked back at Jack guiltily, and raised her hand.
"That would be me." She squeak.
"And the reason being?" Jack asked.
"Well I had to wake you up and you just wouldn't wake no matter what I did, then you dragged me into bed next ta you and had an ungodly tight grip on me and I couldn't get up, so I did the only thing I could think of ta wake you up, Sorry." Riley rambled on and then finally fished lamely.
Jack looked like he was thinking over her answer, and then suddenly broke out into a smile and stood up.
"Ye know love, ye could have just tickled me feet, that always wakes me."
"Oh, now he tells me." Riley mumbled to herself.
Jack walked, well, more like limped, over to the door and then turned to the other 3.
"Well then, if everybody is ready we shall be on our marry way!" Jack exclaimed happily.
The 3 looked at eachother, then followed Jack out of the room, down the stairs, and out of the house. Even though it was still pretty dark out, they thought it in their best interest to take the back alleys to get to the Black Pearl. They weaved their way in and out of the back streets and soon came up to the row boat Jack and Riley had left their the day before. They all got in and starting rowing their way to the Black Pearl. They soon reached it and one by one climbed up the rope ladder and onto the deck. AnaMaria and Gibbs were there to welcome them and then they showed Will and Elizabeth the cabin they would be using. After everybody was settled in and everything was in order, they set sail. Not knowing what adventures would come their way. About 20 minutes later Will walked up to Jack who was currently at the helm steering his beloved ship.
"So where are we off to, Captain." Will smiled.
"Wherever the winds take us lad." Jack smiled back amusedly.
Riley took to a chair in the corner. After wrapping a blanket over herself and getting decently comfortable, she fell into a deep slumber. The next couple of weeks would definitely be interesting.
Early the next morning, before the sun had even risen, Will and Elizabeth took it upon themselves to wake up their 2 guests. They felt slightly bad for waking them so early and even considered waiting a bit before they did so, but they would have to leave soon to reduce the chance of getting caught and judging by the amount of rum Jack drank last night, it wasn't going to be an easy task. They figured they wake up Riley first, and then pawn the responsibility of waking Jack on her. They quietly walked into the guest room and as soon as they saw Jack on the bed, they quickly turned around, walked out of the room, shut the door, and broke out into hysterical laughter. It seemed that Jack gotten a bed buddy sometime during the night.
"What in the world is he doing with that thing?" Elizabeth gasped and wiped away some tears.
"Apparently Jack and 'Howard' are a lot closer than any of us thought." Will said, finally recovery from his laughing fit.
"I'll say."
"Okay, we need to wake those 2, sorry, 3, up and get them ready. Are you going to be able to go in and not laugh?" Will chuckled softly.
"Yes." Elizabeth replied, getting the last bit of giggles out before entering again.
Will and Elizabeth entered the room once again and desperately tried not to laugh as they say Jack spooning with 'Howard' and what almost looked like him whispering sweet nothings to the pillow. They walked over to the chair Riley was sleeping on and lightly shook her, so she wouldn't be startled. Slowly, her eyes fluttered open and landed on the 2. She gave them a questionable look after seeing their faces that looked remarkably like 2 people trying not to laugh. They noticed her gaze and pointed to the bed. Riley follows their eyes to bed, saw Jack and his new friend, looked back to the 2, and smiled broadly. Will and Elizabeth knew exactly what Riley was going to do next so they rushed her out of the room and as soon as the doors were closed, all 3 of them cracked up.
"I, guess he got, lonely." Riley said through her laughter.
"That's what we assumed." Will explained.
"Well, I guess we better wake him up so we can get going. Who gets the honor?" Riley asked, knowing full well how stubborn Jack could be in the morning.
"Well...." Will and Elizabeth said in union and stared at Riley hopefully.
"Oh no, trying ta wake Jack in the morning is like trying ta wake a dead man. And then when you do finally get him up you wish you didn't. No way am I waking him!" Riley stated firmly.
"Oh come on, he'll hit Will and I don't know what he'll do to me but I'm not exactly anxious to find out." Elizabeth pleaded.
"Oh alright, I'll do it." Riley finally agreed, knowing it would be a lost cause.
"Great, while you're doing that, we'll go get the last minutes things together. See you downstairs." Will said cheerfully as he and Elizabeth descended down the staircase.
"Yeah yeah, scaredy cats." Riley mumbled to herself.
Riley entered the room and walked over to the bed. She figured the best way to do this would be to just try and shake him up. She stood to the side, out of arms length just incase Jack woke up punching, and cautiously started to shake him.
"C'mon Jack, wakey wakey." Riley whispered in his ear, trying to bring him out of his slumber. After a few minutes of nothing, she tried again.
"Dammit Jack! We don't have all day ta wait for ya ta wake up!" Riley whispered harshly trying again to wake him, but still nothing.
All of a sudden, Jack's right arm shot out and grabbed Riley around waist, squishing her between himself and 'Howard'. Riley tried her hardest to get up, but it seemed Jack had a death grip on her. She tried everything she could thing of to wake him, but it was useless. So finally she came to a last resort, physical pain. She hated to do it, especially considering if he woke up swinging, she would be the perfect punching bag, but she had to. She turned around so that she was facing him. He looked so peaceful in his sleep, she mused to herself, to bad he was about to have a rude awakening. She slowly lifted her knee up to his manhood.
"Sorry Jack." She whispered and in one quick movement, rammed her knee into his groin.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Jack screamed as his eyes shot opened.
He instantly let go of Riley, rolled out of bed with a loud thud, and continued to scream absurd obscenities. Riley watched him with wide eyes. Sure she had heard her fair share of language back in Tortuga, but that was nothing compared to the words seeping from Jack's mouth at the moment. She had never heard such things, didn't even know such things exists actually. All of a sudden, Will and Elizabeth busted through the door. Apparently they had heard the commotion from downstairs, which wasn't hard to believe. They watched Jack roll around the floor, obviously in agony.
"What did you do to him!" Elizabeth demanded.
"I had ta wake him up somehow." Riley shrugged.
"What did you do?" Will asked curiously.
"Well, I kinda, ummm, kneed him in the groin." Riley explained weakly.
"Ouch." Will muttered.
The 3 stopped talking when they realized Jack wasn't making anymore noise. They stared over the side of the bed where he was previously lying. Jack's head slowly rosed over the edge of the bed and stared at the 3 with narrowed eyes and a not so happy scowl on his face. He was quite intimidating looking. The other 3 were afraid to speak and were trying not to make eye contact with the angry pirate. Jack took the privilege of speaking first.
"Alright, which one of ye devil possessed scallywags attacked Lil Jack?" Jack demanded in a low growl. Will and Elizabeth quickly pointed to Riley, they wanted nothing to do with this. Riley looked at them as if they were traitors, then looked back at Jack guiltily, and raised her hand.
"That would be me." She squeak.
"And the reason being?" Jack asked.
"Well I had to wake you up and you just wouldn't wake no matter what I did, then you dragged me into bed next ta you and had an ungodly tight grip on me and I couldn't get up, so I did the only thing I could think of ta wake you up, Sorry." Riley rambled on and then finally fished lamely.
Jack looked like he was thinking over her answer, and then suddenly broke out into a smile and stood up.
"Ye know love, ye could have just tickled me feet, that always wakes me."
"Oh, now he tells me." Riley mumbled to herself.
Jack walked, well, more like limped, over to the door and then turned to the other 3.
"Well then, if everybody is ready we shall be on our marry way!" Jack exclaimed happily.
The 3 looked at eachother, then followed Jack out of the room, down the stairs, and out of the house. Even though it was still pretty dark out, they thought it in their best interest to take the back alleys to get to the Black Pearl. They weaved their way in and out of the back streets and soon came up to the row boat Jack and Riley had left their the day before. They all got in and starting rowing their way to the Black Pearl. They soon reached it and one by one climbed up the rope ladder and onto the deck. AnaMaria and Gibbs were there to welcome them and then they showed Will and Elizabeth the cabin they would be using. After everybody was settled in and everything was in order, they set sail. Not knowing what adventures would come their way. About 20 minutes later Will walked up to Jack who was currently at the helm steering his beloved ship.
"So where are we off to, Captain." Will smiled.
"Wherever the winds take us lad." Jack smiled back amusedly.