Session 03: Haruka Tenno
* Haruka and Michuru are in their bedroom. Talking with serious expressions.
Michuru: Haruka, are you sure you want this?
Haruka: Yes I am positive.
Michuru: You are?
Haruka: Not in that way.
Michuru: Oh.
Haruka: I've been good, and I want it NOW!
Michuru: Okay, okay don't be all like that. But you know it'll probably hurt a lot.
Haruka: Only for a little while, then it'll be fun.
Michuru: If you're sure. Than. I guess you can have that surgery done on ya.
Haruka: (Smiles like a little kid) Oh thank you! This'll be great, and you won't be disappointed.
Michuru: I sure hope not, we're paying good money for this.
* Haruka drives to Dr. Sucksbigdick's office.
Haruka: Hello doctor.
Doctor: Ah, hello Haruka. Are you ready for you "job"?
Haruka: Yes, let's do it, fast.
Doctor: Follow me.
* The doctor and Haruka enter a surgery room. Haruka looks to her right and sees a ten year-old girl getting breast implantation.
Haruka: Uh doctor. What is your age limit for surgeries?
Doctor: I don't have one. People come in, and give me money so they look pretty. It's a very rewarding job.
Haruka: Fascinating.
* The doctor does his thing with Haruka, and sends her off.
* Haruka arrives back at home.
Haruka: Well Michuru, what do you think?
Michuru: Wow, its great!
Haruka: You think so?
Michuru: Oh yes! I'm gonna LOVE playing on that thing.
Haruka: Wanna nickname it?
Michuru: How about. "My Trident".
Haruka: Work for me.
* Back at the park, the inner senshi are discussing Ami's breasts.
Ami: Guys, will you PLEASE stop talking about my boobs.
Rei: We can't, it's like looking into a pendulum. They're so. so. (Rei vomits all over Ami)
Ami: EWW! Rei what the fuck was that for?
Rei: I'm sorry. (She runs off.)
Makoto: So, how 'bout my ass, ain't it great.
Chibiusa: Makoto, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but no one really gives a shit about your motha-fucking ass. You hear me G.
Makoto: That the hell's "G" mean?
Chibiusa: Hell if I should know. I just hear my hot stud Momaru say it all the time when he's rimming me in the back.
Usagi: Chibiusa, you know Momaru is only meant for me.
Chibiusa: But he's SO BIG, you have to share him.
Minako: She does, with me. (She smiles.)
Ami & Makoto: You too?
Everyone: Wow! Momaru's a pimp! Hey, there we go talking at the same time again.
Usagi: Again.
Ami: Makoto, I'm happy to say that I'll gladly lick your ass.
Makoto: What the fuck's wrong with you? I just want you guys to ADMIRE it, not PLAY with it!
Ami: Sorry. (Blushes)
Rei: I'm back!
Usagi: And. no one gives a damn.
Chibiusa: I give a damn. I need to ask her an important question.
Rei: What?
Chibiusa: My new "boyfriend" says he'd really like it if I had a three-way with him. And I was gonna ask Usagi, but I figured that she's so fat, it'll be more of a four-way.
Usagi: You little bitch!
* Usagi starts chasing Chibiusa with a mallet.
Usagi: DIE you little good-for-nothing, father-fucker of a whore!
Chibiusa: Can't catch me!
* Usagi catches up, and smacks Chibiusa over the head with the mallet. Chibiusa falls into a comma.
Rei: Oh my god! Usagi what the fuck did you do to Chibiusa?
Usagi: I hit her over the head with this metal mallet. What did it look like?
Ami: She's not breathing!
Makoto: We have to rush her to the hospital!
* Ami, Rei, and Makoto run to the hospital with Chibiusa.
Minako: Well, I might as well say something positive about what just happened. Great aiming Usagi!
Usagi: Thank you.
* Usagi and Minako skip to the hospital like it was a carefree day.
Usagi: I don't get it. I hit her, and she fainted.
Minako: That's what usually happens.
Usagi: But I always thought that bitchy, whores never die.
Minako: No, no that's "whores never spit", but yeah they die all the time. Usually between 9-11 pm.
* They continue skipping along until they reach the hospital.
Usagi: We're here.
Rei: Hello Usagi. I have some bad news.
Usagi: What?
Rei: It seems that Chibiusa's hit to the head caused her bigger intestine to stop functioning.
Usagi: But how?
Ami: It's a simple equation developed by Isaac Newton.
Usagi: Oh who asked you, tits-for-brains?
Rei: (Serious voice) Well, the doctor said she could never have a three- way in her life.
Usagi: (Depressed) NOOO! (Starts wailing.)
Ami: Look Rei, you've unleashed "it" again.
Rei: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Here let me screw you.
Usagi: What?
Rei: I mean, let me give you a tissue.
Usagi: You're such a good friend, even though you're a complete bitch.
Rei: Aww, that's so thoughtful.
* Back at Haruka and Michuru's house.
Michuru: Ow! Don't put it in so deep.
Haruka: I'm sorry, I just not used to having one, especially not one this big.
Michuru: (Frustrated) I don't care if you have a 10ft. cock surgically attached to you, you've got to take it easy.
Haruka: (Angry) You know what? Maybe if your pussy wasn't so little, I could get it in the entire way.
Michuru: (Mad) Well I guess I have to fix that, don't I?
Haruka: (Confused) What did you have in mind?
Michuru: (Seductively) Oh ho ho ho ho! I've got a GREAT idea. (Continues laughing with an evil smile.
* Haruka and Michuru are in their bedroom. Talking with serious expressions.
Michuru: Haruka, are you sure you want this?
Haruka: Yes I am positive.
Michuru: You are?
Haruka: Not in that way.
Michuru: Oh.
Haruka: I've been good, and I want it NOW!
Michuru: Okay, okay don't be all like that. But you know it'll probably hurt a lot.
Haruka: Only for a little while, then it'll be fun.
Michuru: If you're sure. Than. I guess you can have that surgery done on ya.
Haruka: (Smiles like a little kid) Oh thank you! This'll be great, and you won't be disappointed.
Michuru: I sure hope not, we're paying good money for this.
* Haruka drives to Dr. Sucksbigdick's office.
Haruka: Hello doctor.
Doctor: Ah, hello Haruka. Are you ready for you "job"?
Haruka: Yes, let's do it, fast.
Doctor: Follow me.
* The doctor and Haruka enter a surgery room. Haruka looks to her right and sees a ten year-old girl getting breast implantation.
Haruka: Uh doctor. What is your age limit for surgeries?
Doctor: I don't have one. People come in, and give me money so they look pretty. It's a very rewarding job.
Haruka: Fascinating.
* The doctor does his thing with Haruka, and sends her off.
* Haruka arrives back at home.
Haruka: Well Michuru, what do you think?
Michuru: Wow, its great!
Haruka: You think so?
Michuru: Oh yes! I'm gonna LOVE playing on that thing.
Haruka: Wanna nickname it?
Michuru: How about. "My Trident".
Haruka: Work for me.
* Back at the park, the inner senshi are discussing Ami's breasts.
Ami: Guys, will you PLEASE stop talking about my boobs.
Rei: We can't, it's like looking into a pendulum. They're so. so. (Rei vomits all over Ami)
Ami: EWW! Rei what the fuck was that for?
Rei: I'm sorry. (She runs off.)
Makoto: So, how 'bout my ass, ain't it great.
Chibiusa: Makoto, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but no one really gives a shit about your motha-fucking ass. You hear me G.
Makoto: That the hell's "G" mean?
Chibiusa: Hell if I should know. I just hear my hot stud Momaru say it all the time when he's rimming me in the back.
Usagi: Chibiusa, you know Momaru is only meant for me.
Chibiusa: But he's SO BIG, you have to share him.
Minako: She does, with me. (She smiles.)
Ami & Makoto: You too?
Everyone: Wow! Momaru's a pimp! Hey, there we go talking at the same time again.
Usagi: Again.
Ami: Makoto, I'm happy to say that I'll gladly lick your ass.
Makoto: What the fuck's wrong with you? I just want you guys to ADMIRE it, not PLAY with it!
Ami: Sorry. (Blushes)
Rei: I'm back!
Usagi: And. no one gives a damn.
Chibiusa: I give a damn. I need to ask her an important question.
Rei: What?
Chibiusa: My new "boyfriend" says he'd really like it if I had a three-way with him. And I was gonna ask Usagi, but I figured that she's so fat, it'll be more of a four-way.
Usagi: You little bitch!
* Usagi starts chasing Chibiusa with a mallet.
Usagi: DIE you little good-for-nothing, father-fucker of a whore!
Chibiusa: Can't catch me!
* Usagi catches up, and smacks Chibiusa over the head with the mallet. Chibiusa falls into a comma.
Rei: Oh my god! Usagi what the fuck did you do to Chibiusa?
Usagi: I hit her over the head with this metal mallet. What did it look like?
Ami: She's not breathing!
Makoto: We have to rush her to the hospital!
* Ami, Rei, and Makoto run to the hospital with Chibiusa.
Minako: Well, I might as well say something positive about what just happened. Great aiming Usagi!
Usagi: Thank you.
* Usagi and Minako skip to the hospital like it was a carefree day.
Usagi: I don't get it. I hit her, and she fainted.
Minako: That's what usually happens.
Usagi: But I always thought that bitchy, whores never die.
Minako: No, no that's "whores never spit", but yeah they die all the time. Usually between 9-11 pm.
* They continue skipping along until they reach the hospital.
Usagi: We're here.
Rei: Hello Usagi. I have some bad news.
Usagi: What?
Rei: It seems that Chibiusa's hit to the head caused her bigger intestine to stop functioning.
Usagi: But how?
Ami: It's a simple equation developed by Isaac Newton.
Usagi: Oh who asked you, tits-for-brains?
Rei: (Serious voice) Well, the doctor said she could never have a three- way in her life.
Usagi: (Depressed) NOOO! (Starts wailing.)
Ami: Look Rei, you've unleashed "it" again.
Rei: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Here let me screw you.
Usagi: What?
Rei: I mean, let me give you a tissue.
Usagi: You're such a good friend, even though you're a complete bitch.
Rei: Aww, that's so thoughtful.
* Back at Haruka and Michuru's house.
Michuru: Ow! Don't put it in so deep.
Haruka: I'm sorry, I just not used to having one, especially not one this big.
Michuru: (Frustrated) I don't care if you have a 10ft. cock surgically attached to you, you've got to take it easy.
Haruka: (Angry) You know what? Maybe if your pussy wasn't so little, I could get it in the entire way.
Michuru: (Mad) Well I guess I have to fix that, don't I?
Haruka: (Confused) What did you have in mind?
Michuru: (Seductively) Oh ho ho ho ho! I've got a GREAT idea. (Continues laughing with an evil smile.