Session 05: Michiru Kaioh
* At Michiru's and Haruka's house, Michiru was telling Haruka about the "fun" they'd have in the next chapter. which is this one.
Michiru: Bye Haruka. I'm going. out for a while.
Haruka: Don't do anything stupid.
* Michiru leaves the house. A few minutes later she arrives at Dr. I forgot his name, but it's the same doctor for all the chapters.
Michiru: Hello doctor.
Doctor: Well, well, if it isn't the rich bitch.
Michiru: It's good to see you again, too.
Doctor: Shall we get started?
Michiru: I don't see why not.
* The doctor begins work. Three hours later, Michiru is examining her "job".
Doctor: You like?
Michiru: Very much indeed. So how much will it cost?
Doctor: Well, you see. I sort of implanted the AIDS virus into you.
Michiru: You what!
Doctor: Yeah, you have about two years to live.
Michiru: Oh my god!
Doctor: But if it'll make you feel better, the operation's on the house.
Michiru: Really! Jolly oh joy!
Doctor: You seem happy.
Michiru: A free operation! I wouldn't care if you got the Ebola in me.
Doctor: Funny you should say that.
Michiru: Why? What did you do?
Doctor: I use this one needle I was supposed to examine and not actually use in operating, but I was out of needles and I'd have had to go all the way to the Wall*Mart to get a new operating needle, and I was like, "I isn't goin' there gurlfrend."
Michiru: So I have the AIDS and the Ebola viruses in me at this time.
Doctor: Pretty much.
Michiru: Well, I'm not going to die alone!
Doctor: What?
* Michiru grabs the doctor, and ties him to a chair. She unzips his pants and rips off the thong he's wearing. She then pulls up her operating gown and slides down on the doctor.
Michiru: You like it, don't ya bitch.
Doctor: Oh! Yes, yes! Harder!
Michiru: Harder? What the fuck, you gay or something?
Doctor: I prefer jovial.
Michiru: So how does a girl feel?
Doctor: You're actually a bit weaker than my cousin. But boy do you top my sister.
Michiru: Eww! You nasty. Well, anyway, I'm only fucking you so you get AIDS.
* Michiru continues pleasuring the doctor until he climaxes. The operating room door opens and it's the doctor's boyfriend.
Doctor: Kris!
Boyfriend: How could you Mike? You promised me that that would only enter my ass.
Doctor: She forcibly did this!
Boyfriend: You expect me to believe this. Just like you expected me to believe that I came out of a vagina.
Doctor: But you did. We all did.
Boyfriend: I don't want to hear anymore of your lies.
Michiru: The doctor's right, I did force him into this. Any you did come out of my vagina.
Boyfriend: Out of whose?
Michiru: I mean a vagina.
* Michiru leaves the two guys alone.
Boyfriend: Now we're alone, in this operating room.
Doctor: And?
Boyfriend: Well, you know. We could.
Doctor: Could what?
Boyfriend: You know.
Doctor: No I don't.
Boyfriend: We could operate on each other.
Doctor: That's my kind of thinking.
* Back at Haruka and Michiru's house.
Haruka: So where were you for the past three hours and two minutes?
Michiru: I got a plastic surgery done.
Haruka: Really? On what?
Michiru: It's a surprise for tonight.
Haruka: And that took three hours and two minutes.
Michiru: No. The surgery took three hours. The two minutes I spent screwing a gay doctor and giving him AIDS.
Haruka: That's my girl.
* Back at the Tsukino residents.
Usagi: How are you feeling Chibiusa?
Chibiusa: Pretty good. I'm excited about this weekend. Are you?
Usagi: Why should I be excited?
Chibiusa: Because you promised me you'd help my boyfriend experience a three-way.
Usagi: Yeah about that. You see, last night before I went to sleep, I took a pregnancy test and.
Chibiusa: And?
Usagi: I'm pregnant with you.
Chibiusa: Why didn't you say earlier?
Usagi: I didn't want you to feel jealous. You know, now that you'll be born soon, you might get a little jealous because you will be getting all of the attention.
Chibiusa: I won't get jealous.
Usagi: That's great. But you see now. Pregnant women shouldn't have sex. So I can't.
Chibiusa: Oh it's okay. Makoto's been begging me to take her anyway. She wants to show off her amazing ass.
Usagi: I'm happy it could all work out.
Chibiusa: So is that why you were screaming last night?
Usagi: No. I was screaming because I recently heard Lizzie McGuire is going into another season.
Chibiusa: Oh my god, no!
Usagi: There, there. (Gently pampers Chibiusa's crying head.)
* Meanwhile, at Rei's Grandfather's Temple.
Rei: Hey Ami, can you strip for me?
Ami: What? Why?
Rei: I'm doing a Physics project, and I need to see you enormous boob.
Ami: Why do you need to see my boob for physics?
Rei: Oh you know; I'm doing a project on objects that defy gravity and reason.
Ami: Well all right.
* Ami pulls up her shirt, revealing her deformed boobs.
Rei: Now hold still while I observe.
* Rei quickly takes out a camera and flashes Ami holding her shirt up.
Rei: BINGO! Penthouse Magazine, here I come.
Minako: You fell right into that one.
Ami: How so?
Minako: We're not doing that project until next week, stupid shit.
Ami: That's right.
Makoto: Hey gals. Did you hear?
Minako & Ami: What?
Makoto: Michiru got an operation and gave a gay doctor AIDS.
Minako: Really?
Ami: That's wonderful. (All happy and joyous)
* At Setsuna's house.
Hotaru: Hey Setsuna?
Setsuna: Yes?
Hotaru: When are you and I going to get surgeries?
Setsuna: Me, the next chapter. You, when you're old enough.
Hotaru: But Chibiusa got a surgery, and she's one year younger than I.
Setsuna: Now don't you smart mouth me younga. I be your guardian now.
Hotaru: Why are you talking like that?
Setsuna: Like how? This here be my accent, always.
Hotaru: What?
Setsuna: Don't be back talking. Now get! Get-from-here! (She hit Hotaru over the head with a newspaper.)
Hotaru: Ow! You'll pay for that you bitch! (Hotaru runs off laughing evilly.)
Setsuna: Now, back to ma readin'.
To be continued.(maybe)
* At Michiru's and Haruka's house, Michiru was telling Haruka about the "fun" they'd have in the next chapter. which is this one.
Michiru: Bye Haruka. I'm going. out for a while.
Haruka: Don't do anything stupid.
* Michiru leaves the house. A few minutes later she arrives at Dr. I forgot his name, but it's the same doctor for all the chapters.
Michiru: Hello doctor.
Doctor: Well, well, if it isn't the rich bitch.
Michiru: It's good to see you again, too.
Doctor: Shall we get started?
Michiru: I don't see why not.
* The doctor begins work. Three hours later, Michiru is examining her "job".
Doctor: You like?
Michiru: Very much indeed. So how much will it cost?
Doctor: Well, you see. I sort of implanted the AIDS virus into you.
Michiru: You what!
Doctor: Yeah, you have about two years to live.
Michiru: Oh my god!
Doctor: But if it'll make you feel better, the operation's on the house.
Michiru: Really! Jolly oh joy!
Doctor: You seem happy.
Michiru: A free operation! I wouldn't care if you got the Ebola in me.
Doctor: Funny you should say that.
Michiru: Why? What did you do?
Doctor: I use this one needle I was supposed to examine and not actually use in operating, but I was out of needles and I'd have had to go all the way to the Wall*Mart to get a new operating needle, and I was like, "I isn't goin' there gurlfrend."
Michiru: So I have the AIDS and the Ebola viruses in me at this time.
Doctor: Pretty much.
Michiru: Well, I'm not going to die alone!
Doctor: What?
* Michiru grabs the doctor, and ties him to a chair. She unzips his pants and rips off the thong he's wearing. She then pulls up her operating gown and slides down on the doctor.
Michiru: You like it, don't ya bitch.
Doctor: Oh! Yes, yes! Harder!
Michiru: Harder? What the fuck, you gay or something?
Doctor: I prefer jovial.
Michiru: So how does a girl feel?
Doctor: You're actually a bit weaker than my cousin. But boy do you top my sister.
Michiru: Eww! You nasty. Well, anyway, I'm only fucking you so you get AIDS.
* Michiru continues pleasuring the doctor until he climaxes. The operating room door opens and it's the doctor's boyfriend.
Doctor: Kris!
Boyfriend: How could you Mike? You promised me that that would only enter my ass.
Doctor: She forcibly did this!
Boyfriend: You expect me to believe this. Just like you expected me to believe that I came out of a vagina.
Doctor: But you did. We all did.
Boyfriend: I don't want to hear anymore of your lies.
Michiru: The doctor's right, I did force him into this. Any you did come out of my vagina.
Boyfriend: Out of whose?
Michiru: I mean a vagina.
* Michiru leaves the two guys alone.
Boyfriend: Now we're alone, in this operating room.
Doctor: And?
Boyfriend: Well, you know. We could.
Doctor: Could what?
Boyfriend: You know.
Doctor: No I don't.
Boyfriend: We could operate on each other.
Doctor: That's my kind of thinking.
* Back at Haruka and Michiru's house.
Haruka: So where were you for the past three hours and two minutes?
Michiru: I got a plastic surgery done.
Haruka: Really? On what?
Michiru: It's a surprise for tonight.
Haruka: And that took three hours and two minutes.
Michiru: No. The surgery took three hours. The two minutes I spent screwing a gay doctor and giving him AIDS.
Haruka: That's my girl.
* Back at the Tsukino residents.
Usagi: How are you feeling Chibiusa?
Chibiusa: Pretty good. I'm excited about this weekend. Are you?
Usagi: Why should I be excited?
Chibiusa: Because you promised me you'd help my boyfriend experience a three-way.
Usagi: Yeah about that. You see, last night before I went to sleep, I took a pregnancy test and.
Chibiusa: And?
Usagi: I'm pregnant with you.
Chibiusa: Why didn't you say earlier?
Usagi: I didn't want you to feel jealous. You know, now that you'll be born soon, you might get a little jealous because you will be getting all of the attention.
Chibiusa: I won't get jealous.
Usagi: That's great. But you see now. Pregnant women shouldn't have sex. So I can't.
Chibiusa: Oh it's okay. Makoto's been begging me to take her anyway. She wants to show off her amazing ass.
Usagi: I'm happy it could all work out.
Chibiusa: So is that why you were screaming last night?
Usagi: No. I was screaming because I recently heard Lizzie McGuire is going into another season.
Chibiusa: Oh my god, no!
Usagi: There, there. (Gently pampers Chibiusa's crying head.)
* Meanwhile, at Rei's Grandfather's Temple.
Rei: Hey Ami, can you strip for me?
Ami: What? Why?
Rei: I'm doing a Physics project, and I need to see you enormous boob.
Ami: Why do you need to see my boob for physics?
Rei: Oh you know; I'm doing a project on objects that defy gravity and reason.
Ami: Well all right.
* Ami pulls up her shirt, revealing her deformed boobs.
Rei: Now hold still while I observe.
* Rei quickly takes out a camera and flashes Ami holding her shirt up.
Rei: BINGO! Penthouse Magazine, here I come.
Minako: You fell right into that one.
Ami: How so?
Minako: We're not doing that project until next week, stupid shit.
Ami: That's right.
Makoto: Hey gals. Did you hear?
Minako & Ami: What?
Makoto: Michiru got an operation and gave a gay doctor AIDS.
Minako: Really?
Ami: That's wonderful. (All happy and joyous)
* At Setsuna's house.
Hotaru: Hey Setsuna?
Setsuna: Yes?
Hotaru: When are you and I going to get surgeries?
Setsuna: Me, the next chapter. You, when you're old enough.
Hotaru: But Chibiusa got a surgery, and she's one year younger than I.
Setsuna: Now don't you smart mouth me younga. I be your guardian now.
Hotaru: Why are you talking like that?
Setsuna: Like how? This here be my accent, always.
Hotaru: What?
Setsuna: Don't be back talking. Now get! Get-from-here! (She hit Hotaru over the head with a newspaper.)
Hotaru: Ow! You'll pay for that you bitch! (Hotaru runs off laughing evilly.)
Setsuna: Now, back to ma readin'.
To be continued.(maybe)