Here's the deal, this isn't supposed 2 be a quality fic, not supposed to
be! It's for humor purposes only, its very very random and will a lot of
the time not make any sense. Just so ya'll know.
Disclaimer: no, I don't own Harry Potter, and neither does Emma HAPPY NOW? JUST GO AND SHATTER MY DREAMS! Can sum1 review and tell me if its ok to b in love w/ a fictional character, and where I can get therapy 4 it.
Here is the jist, because the first chapter made no sense at all so I took it out:
Sylvie's Ron's "soul mate", though she's probably going to die since Hermione is Ron's soul mate. Constantine, or Cecile (they're the same person) is pregnant (oh don't be all offended, its not worth it) and doesn't know if it's Harry's or Draco's, this chapter starts right about when she tells Harry. Oh yeah, Harry goes mad when anyone says the word Beaver.
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"That's why I'm telling you both" said Cecile
"Wow, ok, that's spiffy and all, but for the record, I'm a maniac bloke who gets crazy every time somebody says the b-word! I'd make a terrible dad" Noted Harry
"B-word?" Cecile questioned.
"Yeah, you know, B-E-V-E-R."
"Oh, I never did learn how to spell, Mummy did say it would backfire, should have listened to her.IF ONLY SHE HADN'T TAKEN THE GODDAMED POWERPUFF GIRLS THERMOS!!!!" Yelled Cecile frantically
"Do you need a time out?" questioned Harry, mostly because he was eager to get away and get his thoughts together.
"No, I'm good, its just I loved that thermos! But anyway, so this is my plan.I'm going to go 2 London to see a doctor, and I'm going to take Sylvie with me, you can come if you want, if not you can just give me a strand of your hair, and I can conduct the tests, Draco's coming, but you don't have 2." Cecile said, slowly
"Yeah, I think its best if I stay here and.wait, Draco's going, I thought he was gay."
"No, he said he was drunk that night.and that he loved me, and that, and I quote 'Even if it was that fucking bastard who knocked you up, I'll run away with you and love this child like he never could, because I love you like he never could. (Period)'"
"Um, hold on, can I get back to you on this whole thing, I'm confussed!" Harry confessed.
"Yeah, sure."she replied unsure of his thoughts
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Later at lunch~
"Ok Ron, here's the deal man.Cecile is pregnant, and."
"HA, I TOLD YOU SHE WAS EVIL!" Ron interrupted, cockily
"No, man, I think.I think I love her."Harry said.just realizing it
"Oh, in that case, continue with the story." Ron said simply, Harry eyed him suspiciously for a moment, then just shrugged and went on:
"Ok, well she's going to London tomorrow to see a doctor, and Draco is going with her, so is her little friend, Sylvie. Should I go or not?"
"Yeah, I think we should both go."
"What? Why are you coming?" asked Harry confused.
"Man, you know I love you, we're best mates!" Ron said, and then he added, in a barely audible whisper "And I plan on spending some quality time with Sylvie.then killing you all, no, not really, wow, this is a very long whisper, I'm still whispering and its barely audible, that's what I said, hardly perceptible.ok, gonna stop now. (Period)"
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Disclaimer: no, I don't own Harry Potter, and neither does Emma HAPPY NOW? JUST GO AND SHATTER MY DREAMS! Can sum1 review and tell me if its ok to b in love w/ a fictional character, and where I can get therapy 4 it.
Here is the jist, because the first chapter made no sense at all so I took it out:
Sylvie's Ron's "soul mate", though she's probably going to die since Hermione is Ron's soul mate. Constantine, or Cecile (they're the same person) is pregnant (oh don't be all offended, its not worth it) and doesn't know if it's Harry's or Draco's, this chapter starts right about when she tells Harry. Oh yeah, Harry goes mad when anyone says the word Beaver.
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"That's why I'm telling you both" said Cecile
"Wow, ok, that's spiffy and all, but for the record, I'm a maniac bloke who gets crazy every time somebody says the b-word! I'd make a terrible dad" Noted Harry
"B-word?" Cecile questioned.
"Yeah, you know, B-E-V-E-R."
"Oh, I never did learn how to spell, Mummy did say it would backfire, should have listened to her.IF ONLY SHE HADN'T TAKEN THE GODDAMED POWERPUFF GIRLS THERMOS!!!!" Yelled Cecile frantically
"Do you need a time out?" questioned Harry, mostly because he was eager to get away and get his thoughts together.
"No, I'm good, its just I loved that thermos! But anyway, so this is my plan.I'm going to go 2 London to see a doctor, and I'm going to take Sylvie with me, you can come if you want, if not you can just give me a strand of your hair, and I can conduct the tests, Draco's coming, but you don't have 2." Cecile said, slowly
"Yeah, I think its best if I stay here and.wait, Draco's going, I thought he was gay."
"No, he said he was drunk that night.and that he loved me, and that, and I quote 'Even if it was that fucking bastard who knocked you up, I'll run away with you and love this child like he never could, because I love you like he never could. (Period)'"
"Um, hold on, can I get back to you on this whole thing, I'm confussed!" Harry confessed.
"Yeah, sure."she replied unsure of his thoughts
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Later at lunch~
"Ok Ron, here's the deal man.Cecile is pregnant, and."
"HA, I TOLD YOU SHE WAS EVIL!" Ron interrupted, cockily
"No, man, I think.I think I love her."Harry said.just realizing it
"Oh, in that case, continue with the story." Ron said simply, Harry eyed him suspiciously for a moment, then just shrugged and went on:
"Ok, well she's going to London tomorrow to see a doctor, and Draco is going with her, so is her little friend, Sylvie. Should I go or not?"
"Yeah, I think we should both go."
"What? Why are you coming?" asked Harry confused.
"Man, you know I love you, we're best mates!" Ron said, and then he added, in a barely audible whisper "And I plan on spending some quality time with Sylvie.then killing you all, no, not really, wow, this is a very long whisper, I'm still whispering and its barely audible, that's what I said, hardly perceptible.ok, gonna stop now. (Period)"
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