A/N- Ok, If anyone can tell me where the title of the last chapter came
from and the last line from this chappy, I'll give you my eternal love and
devotion. Right. And yes, contrary to popular belief, I do love each and
every one of you, as long as you review. = ) Luv, Emma
another A/N- Hey dudes, no new ppl reviewed, further confirmation that our story sux, o well! HELENA+DANIEL 4EVA!
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As Ron watched Sylvie leave, he felt his heart break. "Damn, just as I was about to get some! She loves Constantine more than me. Damnness."
When Ron was sad, there was only one thing to do....
WATCH TITANIC!
Harry and Draco circled around each other, resembling scenes from two really bad books. (The Outsiders and Call of the Wild, if your not in Mr. Horgans class) Suddenly, Ron ran up to Harry and pulled him away from the fight. "Harry!" he said, "Titanic's gone missing!"
"So just watch all the taped episodes of Trading Spaces you have. That Paige girl, shes hot. Too bad she got married. Paige Page....HA!"
"But I must have Titanic!"
"Then we must go on a quest" Harry said dramatically" to the homes of the most obsessed Titanic freaks ever...."
"Who? WHO?" Draco asked.
"What the hell? You're not even in this conversation!"
"oh, right."
"We must go to....KATE, EMMA, AND HELENAS HOUSES!"
"Who?" asked Draco
"Um...did we not just go over the whole 'you-aren't-part-of-the- conversation' thing? "
"Fine!" Draco said before running to the corner, digging a hole and crawling into it
"Anyway," said Harry, turning back to Ron, "Yeah, Emma, Kate and Helena!"
"Man, we haven't seen them since titanic camp in Cleveland...they were cool!"
"Anyway, so are we gonna go a-lookin' for them?"
"Doesn't this destroy the plot? I mean, we did kinda have the whole follow Cecile and Sylvie thing going on..." Ron questioned.
"Yeah...but we can just go, watch the moo-v with them, hope we don't fall madly in love, cause they love that Rupert guy and that Daniel guy, then come back"
"Okie-dokey!"
"Can I come to?" Draco asked, but no one heard him, so he just crawled out of his hole and followed the boys.
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The boys suddenly apparated in a movie theater.
"Where the hell are we?" Ron asked.
"Well, the sign says UA Bethesda. I wonder what that could be."
"I think its a movie theater. I read about them in Muggle Studies."said Draco.
*just then a bathtub fell from the sky*
"WHAT THE HELL? I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH THIS SHIT!"screamed Harry.
"OK, calm down. Now, Draco, what the jimmy are you doing here?"
"I don't know" answered Draco.
"OK, fair enough."
The three boys decided to go into the moo-v theater to see what moo-v was playing. The only one that was on at that time was "Spirit, Stallion of the Cimarron" They decided to watch it.
When the raven-haired boy, the fire-topped male, and the Slytherin walked into the theater, they were greeted by a bunch of sad little children watching the castrated eyebrow-full horse moo-v. Suddenly they saw a girl who looked about their age stand up and yell "What the fuck!? This is the worse movie since Wendy's SSL video!" They quickly noticed it was Helena, one of the girls from Titanic Camp.
"HELENA!" said Harry, "We've come to visit you!"
"Harry, Ron? Wow, haven't seen you guys since Cleveland, TITANIC CAMPERS BUDDY HANDSHAKE"
*perform freaky handshake, all the children in the theater leave, quickly*
"So…where's Emma? " asked Ron, "O, and…Kate"
"O, well they're at Emma's house, we can go there now, not like I'll be missing anything, this moo-v sucks!"
"Okay" said Ron, Harry and Draco in unison.
"Okay, I don't have a ride, so we're gonna have to take yours"
"Ride? What is this 'Ride' you speak of?" asked Draco
"Draco, shutup" Harry said before turning to Helena, "Anyway, this is urgent, the girl Ron was in love with is…um…I cant remember the problem, cuz I was busy dueling with this dude" he points at Draco, "for the love of my life, but there's a problem with the girl he loves and so, the natural thing to do would be to--"
"Watch Titanic" Helena interrupted in an understandable tone
"Yes," Ron continued, "But our copy seems to be missing!"
"GASP!"
"Yeah, tell me about it!" said Harry
"Titanic? Is that one of the passengers?" Draco questioned with a confused look on his face.
another A/N- Hey dudes, no new ppl reviewed, further confirmation that our story sux, o well! HELENA+DANIEL 4EVA!
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As Ron watched Sylvie leave, he felt his heart break. "Damn, just as I was about to get some! She loves Constantine more than me. Damnness."
When Ron was sad, there was only one thing to do....
WATCH TITANIC!
Harry and Draco circled around each other, resembling scenes from two really bad books. (The Outsiders and Call of the Wild, if your not in Mr. Horgans class) Suddenly, Ron ran up to Harry and pulled him away from the fight. "Harry!" he said, "Titanic's gone missing!"
"So just watch all the taped episodes of Trading Spaces you have. That Paige girl, shes hot. Too bad she got married. Paige Page....HA!"
"But I must have Titanic!"
"Then we must go on a quest" Harry said dramatically" to the homes of the most obsessed Titanic freaks ever...."
"Who? WHO?" Draco asked.
"What the hell? You're not even in this conversation!"
"oh, right."
"We must go to....KATE, EMMA, AND HELENAS HOUSES!"
"Who?" asked Draco
"Um...did we not just go over the whole 'you-aren't-part-of-the- conversation' thing? "
"Fine!" Draco said before running to the corner, digging a hole and crawling into it
"Anyway," said Harry, turning back to Ron, "Yeah, Emma, Kate and Helena!"
"Man, we haven't seen them since titanic camp in Cleveland...they were cool!"
"Anyway, so are we gonna go a-lookin' for them?"
"Doesn't this destroy the plot? I mean, we did kinda have the whole follow Cecile and Sylvie thing going on..." Ron questioned.
"Yeah...but we can just go, watch the moo-v with them, hope we don't fall madly in love, cause they love that Rupert guy and that Daniel guy, then come back"
"Okie-dokey!"
"Can I come to?" Draco asked, but no one heard him, so he just crawled out of his hole and followed the boys.
______________________________________________________________________
The boys suddenly apparated in a movie theater.
"Where the hell are we?" Ron asked.
"Well, the sign says UA Bethesda. I wonder what that could be."
"I think its a movie theater. I read about them in Muggle Studies."said Draco.
*just then a bathtub fell from the sky*
"WHAT THE HELL? I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH THIS SHIT!"screamed Harry.
"OK, calm down. Now, Draco, what the jimmy are you doing here?"
"I don't know" answered Draco.
"OK, fair enough."
The three boys decided to go into the moo-v theater to see what moo-v was playing. The only one that was on at that time was "Spirit, Stallion of the Cimarron" They decided to watch it.
When the raven-haired boy, the fire-topped male, and the Slytherin walked into the theater, they were greeted by a bunch of sad little children watching the castrated eyebrow-full horse moo-v. Suddenly they saw a girl who looked about their age stand up and yell "What the fuck!? This is the worse movie since Wendy's SSL video!" They quickly noticed it was Helena, one of the girls from Titanic Camp.
"HELENA!" said Harry, "We've come to visit you!"
"Harry, Ron? Wow, haven't seen you guys since Cleveland, TITANIC CAMPERS BUDDY HANDSHAKE"
*perform freaky handshake, all the children in the theater leave, quickly*
"So…where's Emma? " asked Ron, "O, and…Kate"
"O, well they're at Emma's house, we can go there now, not like I'll be missing anything, this moo-v sucks!"
"Okay" said Ron, Harry and Draco in unison.
"Okay, I don't have a ride, so we're gonna have to take yours"
"Ride? What is this 'Ride' you speak of?" asked Draco
"Draco, shutup" Harry said before turning to Helena, "Anyway, this is urgent, the girl Ron was in love with is…um…I cant remember the problem, cuz I was busy dueling with this dude" he points at Draco, "for the love of my life, but there's a problem with the girl he loves and so, the natural thing to do would be to--"
"Watch Titanic" Helena interrupted in an understandable tone
"Yes," Ron continued, "But our copy seems to be missing!"
"GASP!"
"Yeah, tell me about it!" said Harry
"Titanic? Is that one of the passengers?" Draco questioned with a confused look on his face.