A/N- DUDE!! We got our first flame *dances around cheerfully* it was some loser who thinks that COW, TS and TO are cool, I'm thinking Mr. Horgan, or maybe some Goth dude that hates life! You gotta be a masochist if u like reading those books! anyway, If your reading this, thanx a lot, your flame made my day! I'm not being sarcastic, the reason y we wrote the story in the first place was to get flames. I just hope next time we get a flame from some one who does have a social life, and friends, but this is a start, and we appreciate it! BTW, the grade level guess was very close! 4 the rest of u, don't worry, we ain't gonna change the way our story is going b/c of the social reject, and we will continue to use words like ginourmous and niddged :-D LYL, hope u like the chappy, or don't, either way, review!



Helena and the guys left the theater, and apparated to Emma's house. They went inside, and found Emma and Kate trying to break the world record for longest time spent doing Cotton Eye Joe while singing Hakuna Matata in German. "Hakuna Matata, Eine was für wundervolle..O, hi, um....yea. So, what are fictional characters from probably the most entertaining books ever doing in your living room, Emma?"

"We met them at Titanic camp. But guys, why are you here?"

"Well, the love of Ron's life is leaving him, and"

"O My God, he didn't!" Emma interrupted.

"Yes, yes, it's true! It's true, OK! I LOST IT! I BROKE THE NUMBER 1M RULE, AND DESERVE TO BE KICKED OUT OF MY POSITION AS TREASURER OF THE TITANIC FAN CLUB!"

When Ron starts to sob Emma goes and gives him a hug. "It's all right. As co-president, I state that you can keep your job. But, to keep your job, you must do..."

"THE TITANIC CLUB LOSE-YOUR-MOVIE-AND-YOU-EITHER-DIE-OR-DO-THESE-THINGS- TORTURE!" everyone in the room shouts.

"I accept whatever challenges you may give to me, and would now like to sing the Titanic fanclub theme song, to show my devotion."

Ron began to chant:

"Never felt this way, while watching any other movie!

And the way Fabizio dances, is simply very groovy,

Never saw a better leading male's best friend then him,

And I love when Rose and Jack, on the deck, Begin to spin!

O Titanic, O Titanic, thou shall forever remain in my heart,

O Titanic, O Titanic, nothing can break the bond we have, no nothing can rip us apart!

You made me laugh, you made me cry,

'Twas so sad to watch the old people on the bed die!

I hate Cal with all my soul

And Lovejoy, don't you dare spit in my cereal bowl!

O Titanic, O Titanic, thou shall forever remain in my heart,

O Titanic, O Titanic, nothing can break the bond we have, no nothing can rip us apart!

O, I love the chicken dance, and the hamster dance as well,

But if I don't love titanic more, then let me burn in hell!

I could stop pollution, and end world hunger too,

If I didn't spend most of my time at home, watching you!

O Titanic, O Titanic, thou shall forever remain in my heart,

O Titanic, O Titanic, nothing can break the bond we have, no nothing can rip us apart!

The love between Jack and Rose

Equals the love between Titanic and me.

He only difference is

Jack's not on DVD!



O Titanic, O Titanic, thou shall forever remain in my heart,

O Titanic, O Titanic, nothing can break the bond we have, no nothing can rip us apart!"



Helena wiped a tear from her eye. "That was the most heartfelt version of the song I have ever heard."



"Wow" Said Harry. "You could be an opera singer or something."



"Really?" said Ron, getting excited. "It's always been my dream."



"No, I don't really think so, I was lying" responded Harry, looking at Ron a little strangly.



"O, ok."



Draco just sat in the corner, repeating the phrase "Cookies for sale, one penguin each. Cookies for sale, one penguin each. Cookies for sale…"

A/N- Yes, we (well, mostly Helena) did take the time to write the song. Yes, we are pathetic, but it is a darn good song!